Please select from 10 of the most attractive currently in the 26-man line-up, and show your work.
🍆 England Footballers 2020-1?
|by Anonymous||reply 194||October 22, 2021 8:52 PM|
Which ones are ginger? I'll have to know this before making my decision.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||July 15, 2021 12:55 AM|
R1 NWV you need to order off-menu, mate—our goalie Jordan Pickford will be right up your alley. So long as you’re prepared to fight John Stones for him.
He’s not included in the poll because as much as he’s a sexy legend and so good in goal he could save the planet, frankly he has some hard to overlook Shrek vibes.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||July 15, 2021 1:16 AM|
If it helps, as far as we can tell Dier, Shaw & Mount are the most likely of those listed to be gay, or at least have bi or heteroflexible tendencies.
But of course, fantasy knows no such bounds!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||July 15, 2021 1:30 AM|
Jack isn’t winning this nut poll, and that’s so hilarious to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||July 15, 2021 10:51 AM|
Hot English sausage...any takers?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||July 15, 2021 5:53 PM|
Dier, Stones, Philips & Mount lead.
So it’s between a cub, an otter, a hunk and a twink. Good cross-section🧐
|by Anonymous||reply 6||July 15, 2021 6:22 PM|
Pickford and Sterling.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||July 15, 2021 7:43 PM|
R7 are you having them together or separately?😋
|by Anonymous||reply 8||July 15, 2021 8:17 PM|
Hendo, Jack & Mason are most popular atm. That would be an interesting threeway...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||July 15, 2021 8:31 PM|
Matty Cash of Aston Villa. Those legs
|by Anonymous||reply 10||July 15, 2021 8:34 PM|
R10 Matty’s legs better than mine? Behave.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||July 15, 2021 9:26 PM|
Shaw chest for the group..
|by Anonymous||reply 12||July 15, 2021 10:23 PM|
Henderson, who is handsome and def. bf material and Jack, who looks slutty and delicious
|by Anonymous||reply 13||July 15, 2021 10:26 PM|
Hendo is such a dominant Daddy, and he definitely keeps that team in line with physical discipline.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||July 15, 2021 10:36 PM|
R14 Don’t tease me, I’ll get horny and hard. He can dominate me to whatever positions he wants.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||July 15, 2021 11:07 PM|
R13 but this is such a fascinating topic! So much to ponder, what goes on in dark corners of St. George’s Park away from cameras...
Like do you reckon Jack plays up in training on purpose so Hendo punishes him? IMO Grealish seems exactly the type of slut to tease and cause trouble and get lippy, because he’s desperate for attention and someone to put him in his place.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||July 15, 2021 11:12 PM|
So far no love for Barkley, Calvert-Lewis & Mings?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||July 15, 2021 11:22 PM|
“Mount? Take me about four shots. He’s not really my type, usually...err, but he’s a footballer, so I guess he is”
|by Anonymous||reply 18||July 16, 2021 9:15 AM|
Jack’s low intellect and lack of standards put me off, but in a recent press interview he called out that pointless bigoted bastard Roy Keane and told the old bastard where he could get off with his clueless comments & punditry, so for that sexy bit of heroism he gets my vote.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||July 16, 2021 10:50 AM|
Almost a quarter think Mason is the hottest? You all have a bland twink fetish confirmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||July 16, 2021 5:11 PM|
“Harry Kane—if you’re ever lacking muff, my legs—uh, DMs are open.”
|by Anonymous||reply 21||July 16, 2021 8:56 PM|
Why is Harry Kane not on the list?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||July 16, 2021 9:25 PM|
R22 the poll only allows space for 10 choices, so much like picking an England starting XI difficult decisions had to be made.
H is entirely too tall to do much with and looks like a giraffe, plus he’s happily married to his childhood sweetheart so it didn’t feel right dragging him into all this sin.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||July 16, 2021 9:40 PM|
Also I left off Phil Foden, because...well, no offence, but it’s Phil Foden.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||July 17, 2021 12:18 AM|
I’m not familiar with, nor do I give a rats ass about any of them, but I voted for Mason Mount because I like alliteration.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||July 17, 2021 12:50 AM|
I like Dominic Calvert Lewin and his bromance with Tom Davies. They make such an odd couple of mates.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||July 17, 2021 3:43 AM|
Who is that scary bitch in that photo, OP, the one with the furry wrists and claws for hands?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||July 17, 2021 5:26 AM|
R27 that’s the Millennial English actress Juno Temple, in-character as the chavvy WAG named ‘Keeley’ in the popular football sitcom TED LASSO (with Jason Sudeikis).
It’s a funny show, quite heartwarming as well as occasionally incisive about the football industry.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||July 17, 2021 9:35 AM|
R26 in his personal life, Tom Davies is one of the only genuinely stylish and cool and uniquely interesting footballers there is. He isn’t a predictable chav like the rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||July 17, 2021 1:23 PM|
I like Tom Davies as well. He's not a typical footballer, a genuine character.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||July 17, 2021 3:47 PM|
Party in Mykonos for the lads!
Wonder if they’ll bump into LiLo out there?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||July 17, 2021 10:04 PM|
The squad strongly suspect that their skipper Kane has a plan to force his rumoured Premier League transfer (a la Bale) away from a reluctant Spurs (Nuno is adamant he’s not selling Harry this year), by skipping much of pre-season training when it starts in three weeks. Just leaving the team he’s meant to be leading in the lurch, while they’re on an all-time high at a critical juncture in time, all for the sake of his own career. Dickhead.
It’s fine by me, though, as I don’t like him in the role of national Captain, anyway—it doesn’t suit him, and he doesn’t have the presence or command the authority necessary to use it well. Hopefully this means another player will receive the armband, either on a temporary or permanent basis. Considering age and authority, almost certainly Hendo gets it, as long he stays with the team next year. Long live Captain Jordan!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||July 18, 2021 9:18 AM|
R31 Hilarious that, thanks to COVID restrictions, despite playing almost all the games at home these players spent at least 7 if not 10-12 weeks not being able to mix with their WAGs and kids and parents in public socially at all (except briefly in the stands after games), only then as soon as the Euros finished half of them instantly fucked off on a lads’ holiday together without a backward look at their families😂
Except Pickford & Foden who it seems took their wives & toddlers for a break abroad (awww). And Kane & Hendo who ofc responsibly stayed in England and went home to their families.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||July 18, 2021 10:04 AM|
Grealish is fit and not hard to look at in the face, but at the same time he looks like he'd wipe his dick on your bedroom curtains, and like he’s got several diseases that a blister-pack full of disprin can't cure.
Reportedly he doesn’t ever use condoms at all, so in about a year there’ll be a glut of baby Jacks toddling about, or he’ll have contracted and spread an alphabet soup of hepatitis.
Also, he doesn’t wash his hair often enough, or he’s using the wrong product. Even though his mane is shiny and there’s a lot of it, it’s always on the lank side.
If he cleaned up figuratively and literally then he’d be untouchably the sexist player in the Prem.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||July 18, 2021 5:56 PM|
Just looking at Hendo’s back makes me feel like the human equivalent of a bowl of pudding
|by Anonymous||reply 35||July 18, 2021 6:30 PM|
Stonesy has the prettiest face of them all.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||July 18, 2021 10:35 PM|
Luke Shaw completely forgetting that he has to see a family who he hasn’t seen for months and instead go on a jolly to Greece with the boys is such a closet case vibe I love it
|by Anonymous||reply 37||July 19, 2021 12:56 AM|
Right, that’s it, suddenly I’m all for lockdown again. Fully support it. Come the fuck home lads, and get the OnlyFans underway, cuz we’re running out of TikTok nut here...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||July 20, 2021 7:56 PM|
Do soccer players shave their chests, and, if so, why? You almost never see a hairy-chested footballer (I can think of one in MLS). The laws of genetics being what they are, they can't ALL be naturally smooth.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||July 20, 2021 8:14 PM|
R39 isn’t it something to do with aerodynamics?
Or everyone just copied Ronaldo’s look, and the trend stuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||July 20, 2021 8:37 PM|
I understand why competitive swimmers shave their bodies -- less drag in the water -- but footballers wear shirts (often two of them), so that explanation doesn't hold, alas. I usually enjoy the view when players exchange jerseys after a match -- more of that with less shaving, please!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||July 20, 2021 8:45 PM|
so far 2020-1 has been wild for england.
we have seen some *fergie voice* absolute scenes—hendo pinning kane to the pitch and straddling him, jack using his arse as a honeypot, stonesy wearing pickford’s gloves. the chilly/mason/declan triangle. and then gay luke shaw proving haters/mourinho wrong and scoring for the community.
i fucking loved this euros. and as much as i object to qatar ethically still cant wait to see what sexy nonsense the england world cup brings...
|by Anonymous||reply 42||July 21, 2021 9:01 AM|
Gareth not recognising half his squad from old pictures of them as under-15s😟
Took him two attempts to get Hendo, and he had no idea who Jack was.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||July 21, 2021 9:47 PM|
Dier said in an interview last year that once as a joke gift his mates got him a book on how to pick up women, because apparently as a hot rich fit pro footballer he’s still *that* hopeless at talking to girls.
Maybe the looks and the money have precluded him from finding a personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||July 21, 2021 11:03 PM|
R39/R40 you probably don’t care anymore, but I asked a mate who used to be a semi-pro footballer about ten years ago, and he said that pro footballers are often asked to shave their bodies (or at least their legs), because it makes the jobs of physics/medics/trainers easier. If you have to treat or gel massage or oil up or freeze a certain body part, then it’s less hassle when you don’t have to contend with hair getting in the way or getting stuck and pulling. It’s also easier to assess wounds & damage such as cuts if the skin is clear of hair.
Another more traditional but weird reason is that in the old pre-1990s days of shitkicking Sunday League-style football, a player could taunt or provoke or distract another he was marking by yanking hairs on his legs or arms. This would tend to happen when corners were taken. Nasty practise, and it isn’t allowed or really possibly now.
The only players now who tend to keep it hairy are the nobody low-level players from Eastern European countries like Ukraine, or those who have religious exemptions from altering body hair such as Muslim players like Mo Salah.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||July 23, 2021 12:16 AM|
makes me crease that maguires first baby was born exactly 9 months after the World Cup penalty shoot out and the second being born 9 months after he signed for United 😭 Pickford and trippier also had babies around that time as well lmfao.
same energy as Henderson & Salah’s wives having their babies 9 months after they beat Barca 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 46||July 23, 2021 12:34 AM|
concept: eric and dele going to the wc final together, england win, and the boys kiss celebrating
|by Anonymous||reply 47||July 23, 2021 11:05 AM|
Thanks, R45! I hadn't considered the necessity of shaving from the medic's/trainer's points of view. Much appreciated!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||July 23, 2021 6:01 PM|
To to be eligible to play any games this upcoming season, it’s looking like these players may finally have to have their COVID vaccines. Or at least ostensibly have them...🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 49||July 24, 2021 8:23 PM|
If Henderson didn’t convince Grealish to transfer to Liverpool or Grealish didn’t lure him to Villa, then what was the point of the Euros?
They’re the dream midfield, let’s make it happen💓 (before Hendo’s clock runs out)
|by Anonymous||reply 50||July 26, 2021 10:04 AM|
R10 so do you think Matty, Tyrone and Jack compare their legs every training sesh?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||July 26, 2021 8:45 PM|
‘‘Twas Skipper Harry Kane’s 28th birthday yesterday.
Sexy of older England teammate Hendo to be the only one of the squad not to wish H many happy returns on social media, opting insteadto phone the birthday boy privately. Both classy, and a power play.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||July 29, 2021 2:41 PM|
Just read an archive post on Tattle that said model Ben Shaw (bi closet-case Luke’s younger non-footballer brother) is a Grindr user of long years, has a foot fetish, and was at one point into gay FinDom.
The more you know 🌈
|by Anonymous||reply 53||July 29, 2021 9:08 PM|
WHY do people ask sports questions on DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||July 29, 2021 9:20 PM|
R54 why would anyone ask lesbians about the attractiveness of male athletes?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||July 30, 2021 11:17 AM|
this whole kane business is reminding me of the coutinho business
when i was like surely this cant as bad as press have made it out to be???
but no it was
somehow id forgotten about him putting in a request after the statement and signing a new deal 6 months earlier😐😓
|by Anonymous||reply 56||August 3, 2021 1:20 PM|
Is Juno Temple OK?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||August 3, 2021 1:23 PM|
Bukayo Saka really is so adorable. Too young to lust after, obviously, but a cutie.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||August 4, 2021 8:38 PM|
Apparently the England camp openly banter off Coady & Mings for being inseparable and spending every moment of the day together.
They do have strong chemistry.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||August 8, 2021 11:46 PM|
Dier can never fully keep his hands off Alli..👀
|by Anonymous||reply 60||August 9, 2021 3:40 PM|
OP, I literally have no idea who any of those people are and have never heard any of their names before.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||August 9, 2021 3:45 PM|
R61 well, now you know how I feel about the endless threads on here about pornstars, IG whores, and soap actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||August 9, 2021 8:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||August 9, 2021 8:19 PM|
R63 omg crying even if Tartt were a real person there is no way he makes the England squad
|by Anonymous||reply 64||August 9, 2021 8:23 PM|
Harry Kane's biggest problem is that his agent is his own brother. Charlie is an inexperienced clown who has always been disliked, not to mention that he lacks the credentials to go into negotiations with actual sharks.
Harry’s second-biggest problem is presuming on the fairness of Daniel Levy. Incredible that at this level of business, Harry believed that a handshake could hold up against binding contracts. Sancho had a similar ‘gentlemen’s agreement’ with Dortmund, except their owner isn’t a complete weasel and the team isn’t a juggernaut, and so at least an amicable deal could be brokered from that.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||August 10, 2021 10:32 AM|
England camp looks like the most fun time. Even taking the obscene salary out of the equation, I wish had a job I loved like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||August 11, 2021 12:30 AM|
Stonesy just signed a contract extension with City😞
It will be nice seeing him bond with Jack I guess, but I hoped neither of them would end up at the most evil club in the Prem....
|by Anonymous||reply 67||August 11, 2021 10:56 AM|
Tyrone is the new Villa bae since...well, you know.
Plenty cute enough to overlook the panic disorder and the weird haircut he’s got.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||August 13, 2021 7:40 PM|
Happy 10th club anniversary, Hendo!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||August 13, 2021 9:01 PM|
And happy 30th Premier League Opening weekend to everyone who celebrates 🎆
|by Anonymous||reply 70||August 14, 2021 12:35 AM|
Protect little Jude Bellingham at all costs.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||August 14, 2021 11:50 AM|
Why are all these ibb links dead
|by Anonymous||reply 72||August 14, 2021 12:10 PM|
Ahead of the qualifiers in a few weeks, I’m trying to predict who’s making the World Cup squad and the starting XI.
Abraham, Barkley, Greenwood & Chilwell didn’t play in Euro 2020 at all, thanks to COVID risk and/or their own misdemeanours; while Lingard & Alexander-Arnold were both conspicuously out with injury. The return of any or all of these players to the starting XI for the World Cup will threaten the newfound equilibrium of the suprisingly-successful squad of Euro 2020, thereby pushing out the youngest & oldest or more popular players such as Bellingham, Saka, Sancho, Grealish, Mings, Walker & Henderson (all players I’ll be sad to see benched or left at home). Hopefully Gareth realises what he’s got in his current configuration.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||August 15, 2021 4:14 PM|
Missing my fave Nigerian Princess Dele Alli and his sus fashion choices....
|by Anonymous||reply 74||August 19, 2021 9:42 PM|
Mason Mount seems very popular 🤩😘
|by Anonymous||reply 75||August 19, 2021 9:54 PM|
R75 to my shock he is winning the poll by a stretch. I really didn’t think DL preferred pixie twinks over twunks, but here we are.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||August 19, 2021 10:40 PM|
Pixie r76 LOL Never heard that expression in relation to types of men before!!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||August 20, 2021 3:26 AM|
The new Sterling-Grealish partnership at City is worrying me, and may bode ill for England’s World Cup team if they both get a call-up next week.
It’s all smiles for the media at the moment, but from the actual games City have played so far, it’s obvious that Sterling doesn't want to pass to Jack or help him fly (just like in the Euros). Up to now Sterling might have been Jack’s England buddy, but now he obviously feels threatened with Jack being at the same club. From now, they’re competing to play the same starting position in the same League side, and since Jack only just got off the bus at the Etihad with a massive price-tag still shiny and dangling from his pretty whore ear? Unlike Jack, Raheem is a clever boy, and I’m sure he can read the writing on the wall.
And Baldiola isn’t doing much to hide that he wants Raheem out sooner than later, ideally to fund Harry Kane (City desperately need a world-class striker, like yesterday). Given chance, Pep would flog Sterling half-price to Crystal Palace tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||August 21, 2021 3:48 PM|
Voting is open to choose BT Sport’s England Senior Mens’ Player of the Year.
Tough choice, but I’m voting for Jordan Pickford. Without his clean sheets, we’d never have made the Euros final.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||August 21, 2021 11:11 PM|
R49 Stonesy’s current serious girlfriend is an outspoken and militant anti-vaxxer, so I wonder how that will work out for him?
Southgate certainly won’t let Stones play the World Cup if he isn’t double-jabbed like the rest of the squad
Maybe now would be a good time to enjoy being single for a bit, John mate...
|by Anonymous||reply 80||August 22, 2021 10:48 AM|
for the last match Dele scored the winning pen and Kane was on the bench for most of it oop
Hope Gareth was watching that!!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||August 23, 2021 2:10 PM|
Jaysus, R80, why do all the WAGs look exactly alike?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||August 23, 2021 6:28 PM|
R82 these lads afford naturally beautiful exotic top models but they go for the same plastics every time. Baffling.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||August 24, 2021 7:47 PM|
Deledier live on tho!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||August 24, 2021 7:56 PM|
At this rate of shagging about, Jack’s going to be riddled with too much Hepatitis to play the World Cup qualifiers😓
Southgate warnes him last time that he had to behave in his off-time or he wouldn’t get a call-up for 2022 at all. Doesn’t he care about at least finishing what he started...?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||August 25, 2021 10:06 AM|
World Cup squad announced!
Almost the same as the Euros (good man Gareth), minus Rashford, Greenwood, Chilwell & Dean Henderson, and plus Calvert-Lewin, Alexander-Arnold & Lingard. There’s also a newcomer in posh prettyboy Patrick Bamford.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||August 26, 2021 5:07 PM|
Thinking about it, I really didn’t want Jesse Lingard back in the squad.
He’s a lovely lad who’s done well up to now; honestly at this point though, he’s outclassed by every other player, his best days are behind him, he doesn’t really have any integral role outside of playing (unlike other older injury-prone players like Hendo & Stones, who do a lot in terms of leadership), he’s been out injured half the previous season, and he’s more focused on his young family than his career (nothing wrong with that either, he should be).
Tbh it feels like a gratitude/tokenistic callup, just because Gareth likes Jesse as a person and appreciates his past service, which is the wrong reason to give someone a spot on the squad.
A young unestablished newcomer from a mid-table underrepresented team who desperately needs and wants caps could have come through instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||August 26, 2021 7:39 PM|
I, for one, do not mind looking at Patrick Bamford for 90 minutes-plus.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||August 26, 2021 8:48 PM|
R88 the mind reels imagining what Bamford’s welcome initiation ritual will be...
Hopefully Grealish can give him a heads up of what to expect (Jack would have had his back in the Spring, for the Euros).
|by Anonymous||reply 89||August 26, 2021 8:57 PM|
I think if Bamford can survive Sean Dyche being a reverse-classist asshole to him while Bamford was on loan at Burnley, he'll be fine on the England team.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||August 26, 2021 10:51 PM|
^^not a bad word said about Man of Honour Sean Dyche!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||August 26, 2021 11:06 PM|
r86 Your a fan of Patrick Bamford?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||August 28, 2021 8:43 PM|
R92 not a fan, exactly, but I do enjoy watching his play, and what’s more think he’s a breath of fresh air in the world of football (a well-educated foppish toff).
It’s fantastic that he’s playing with the England squad, now. Perhaps he can foster some finesse and class in the camp.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||August 29, 2021 9:26 AM|
Getting impatient for the qualifiers, missing the boys. I’ve never in my life been so keen to watch England again after a devastating loss.
Mostly I just need to see Jack in the proper non-offensive kit again. My aura is sick and my plants are dying looking at him in City blue..
|by Anonymous||reply 94||August 29, 2021 11:57 AM|
Roy Kent is my favorite
|by Anonymous||reply 95||August 29, 2021 12:21 PM|
^^TED LASSO has done more harm than good in exporting Premier League football honestly, as most Americans believe that our football culture is just like the show and don’t have a clue what they’re signing up for or what reality to expect coming in.
If we’re really taking the game to across the pond Go Large style, to start with Steve Bruce’s batshit books should be required preliminary reading. Then compulsory repeat watches of the bleakest psychological-breakdown based documentary put to film, DO I NOT LIKE THAT.
Being a fan of English football basically entails constant suffering, with the occasional glimmer of distant hope.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||August 29, 2021 2:47 PM|
R96 speaking of books on football, is there anyone's (auto)biography you would recommend? A fairly recent one? I've read Zlatan's.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||August 30, 2021 9:19 AM|
Sam Allarydyce's autobiography is quite interesting, surprisingly enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||August 30, 2021 12:25 PM|
Marcus Rashford’s ‘Full Time’ charity awareness project (to raise money and organise help for school meals) is doing well and getting a lot of famous names to contribute.
For the most recent bit of content, he got England captain/teammate/fellow MBE Jordan Henderson to demonstrate a short cooking tutorial. While the recipe Jordan followed for spag bol looks vile and offensive by DL standards (frozen onion & peppers? Bisto? Drained spaghetti?!!), and there is no decent cookery on display (footballers don’t do menial tasks like that...), Jordan himself looks like a tasty meal doing it and that more than makes up for the shortcoming. Thanks Rashy & Hendo!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||August 30, 2021 2:05 PM|
the squad, Gareth, sgp: *anxiously preparing for qualifiers*
|by Anonymous||reply 100||August 30, 2021 5:07 PM|
Fresh photo content from St George’s Park, ahead of the ten day Qualifiers for next year’s World Cup:
|by Anonymous||reply 101||August 31, 2021 1:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 102||August 31, 2021 10:17 PM|
Finally, ten minutes of overpaid manboys getting out of private rental cars then walking through a lobby. This is the content for which I have longed.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||September 1, 2021 10:21 AM|
[quote]TED LASSO has done more harm than good in exporting Premier League football ..as most Americans believe that our football culture is just like the show and don’t have a clue what they’re signing up for or what reality to expect coming in.
I'm sorry, R96, might you point us Americans to whatever academic study, survey or assessment you've found that states this? Or, are you another lurking Brit, obsessed with all things American to the point you're even unable to obtain Internet discussion satisfaction on your island, that you must lurk here and make incessant, absurd, xenophobic claims to satisfy some bizarre, self-justified superiority complex? Here's a fact that doesn't need a survey link: Most Americans think you guys are over, and that you're a nuisance to the world, and that everything about your once awesome society is now chavy, trashy and teetering on third-world status.
Now, please tell us Americans more about what we think. I can't wait to learn more about me!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||September 1, 2021 1:49 PM|
Anyone following the Hungary match?
Grealish is floating at left-back, where he belongs. Rice-ball having to hold the back 2 all by himself! And I don’t trust this Turkish ref.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||September 2, 2021 8:05 PM|
Isn't it lovely the British are attempting to recolonize the DataLounge after letting go of everything else.
They know we're too lazy to fight and don't care if they want to take all our tobacco without paying for it.
We have better now.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||September 2, 2021 8:12 PM|
Jack’s little dive....can he stop embarrassing us and maybe do his job for one day? Raheem is diving too much as well.
And why is Kane still Skipper, and Hendo not starting? And why is the pitch so shit? It looks like a field full of land mines.
All very aggravating.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||September 2, 2021 8:22 PM|
“An intelligent ball passed to Grealish” which of course he immediately lost a stupid man...
|by Anonymous||reply 108||September 2, 2021 8:32 PM|
About time for a Kane goal! Took him over 60 minutes and a lot of sitters.....:/
These Hungarians aren’t keen on Sterling, are they? Wait til they get a load of Bukayo...
Stonesy just did a lovely high kick to get a ball off a defender. All that hot yoga paying off!
Still can’t get my head round how Shaw & Walker stay so chunky doing all that running.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 2, 2021 9:21 PM|
Is this line-up going to be Gareth’s defsult starting XI next year?
Not mad at it, though personally I’d whip out Kane & Sterling for other players.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||September 3, 2021 8:56 AM|
england social media are that smudged handwriting meme except it’s not one player, it’s 75% of the squad
they said we only care about kane grealish rice maguire n phillips, fuck the rest of youse
|by Anonymous||reply 111||September 3, 2021 8:24 PM|
“So how do you train to beat all the teams in your group and come top of the points board?”
“We play tag bro.”
|by Anonymous||reply 112||September 3, 2021 8:53 PM|
Declan & Kalvin are getting very cosy very quickly. Is Mason alright with that?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||September 3, 2021 9:50 PM|
Look to whom all the players instinctively run straight toward and congregate around during perilous moments of training—Henderson, not Kane.
Gareth must really have it out for Liverpool, or Jordan himself. At this point, it’s utter petty boneheaded bullshit to continue withholding the armband from Hendo.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||September 4, 2021 6:29 PM|
just been informed that despite making his debut 3 years ago trent still only has 13 england caps and half of them are from playing out of position
so now im ready to fight southgate
trent is literally the best right back in the world atm and his defensive game has improved massively but it seems that southgate just thinks he’s a cross merchant not worth using in the XI
it’s hard to prove yourself and improve when you dont play. trent sadly believes his england performances have been mediocre but they havent—his version of mediocre is better than most players’ good. hes just not being given the chance
gods any other national team would kill for him
|by Anonymous||reply 115||September 5, 2021 12:06 PM|
Happy 28th birthday and England debut matchday to Patrick Bamford! Hope it’s a good one lad🎈🤗⚽️
|by Anonymous||reply 116||September 5, 2021 3:59 PM|
At least Hendo is the Skip tonight. I’ll take that.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||September 5, 2021 4:47 PM|
^^welp spoke to soon
Kane’s missed like three fantastic chances per yooj. James & Bellingham were doing fine up front😖
Gareth made those subs, and now we’re in our own half for like the first time all game. Wrong subs dickhead!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||September 5, 2021 6:42 PM|
Trent in training😍😍😍
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 6, 2021 1:50 PM|
Who does Bamford's eyebrows? Whoever it is should dial it back a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||September 6, 2021 8:52 PM|
R120 yeah, they are a bit..obvious, and don’t really help the rumours. Odd that he hasn’t had his teeth megableached like so many footballers, though—maybe it’s a posho thing to leave them undone.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||September 6, 2021 8:54 PM|
captain harry kane is significantly less sexy than captain jordan brian henderson
and by significantly less I mean 100% less
|by Anonymous||reply 122||September 6, 2021 9:45 PM|
me going about my business and then I see especially sexy eric dier on the dash
WHATS HE DOING AND WHY IS IT WORKING
ALSO IS THAT THE INFAMOUS 'car keys' i espy
|by Anonymous||reply 123||September 7, 2021 11:26 AM|
Our win streak is gone! Fucking Lewandowski. We’re still top of the table, but it doesn’t feel so euphoric now..
If Kane could stop leaving it ‘til last minute to appear and actually put one in the onion bag like we pay him the big money to do, that would be fab. Funny watching the camera cut straight to Gareth after Harry scored—his expression fully said “just for that, my best boy is getting eaten out tonight”.
Personally I more adore Pickers, but he almost gave me a coronary with that near own-goal tonight. Fuck me, that was too close for comfort. Then of course he fluffed it in extra time, though that ball was Walker’s responsibility for the most part (@Southgate: Walks is fat and slow and he keeps getting carded for shithousery—-please drop him for Greenwood).
Rice & Philips have clicked marvellously and are doing Gods’ work in midfield, but we can’t rely on them alone to protect our half and stop the ball from leaving our possession. Mount & Trippier barely bothered to get a touch in all game, not good enough.
Where were our subs, as well? Why is Gareth so deadset against making them until it’s too late? Some old trauma? Tonight, he had Trent & Hendo on the sideline champing at the bit, and he could have put them to good use stopping Poland on their last ditch press. But no.
The hypocritical hilarity of Jack complaining loudly and constantly of Glik the Prick and his obvious clunky diving. Sweetie...
|by Anonymous||reply 124||September 8, 2021 10:15 PM|
Kane...actually did some Captaincy tonight?
Only for five minutes, mind. Holding back the delinquent chicks with his massive wingspan!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||September 8, 2021 11:18 PM|
“But that’s football” urgh shut up H we KNOW
hate his cliched thought-enders so much. Better off getting post-match comments from Jack, at least he can make us laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 126||September 9, 2021 7:38 PM|
"Rio Ferdinand says gay male player told him he was advised not to come out by lawyer"
[quote]Rio Ferdinand has revealed a gay male player who came out publicly told him that he had been advised by a lawyer not to do so. Ferdinand gave evidence to a joint committee of MPs and peers on Thursday morning listening to views on the draft Online Safety Bill, designed to tackle the scourge of online abuse.
[quote]The former England and Manchester United defender spoke about the impact of online racist abuse, but when the session turned towards issues around homophobia, he said: “I’ve just met currently a player who had come out, and he was advised by a lawyer not to come out and speak.
That's very sad but understandable. Can't help but wonder who it is though
|by Anonymous||reply 127||September 9, 2021 7:46 PM|
Boycott fucking Poland already. Enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||September 9, 2021 8:31 PM|
R127 very interesting, on several levels—not least that the mystery player was willing to be so open with professional gobshite and rude cunt Rio of all people. The player can’t be that arsed about hiding his sexuality if he’s going round telling pundits.
That said, if the remarks about closeting and homophobia came off the back of a wider private discussion with Rio about racism, are we safe in assuming that the player in question is POC? Sounds like it. The player agreeing to talk to Rio also implies to me that he is someone not entirely hostile to the Manchester United camp (so, not a Liverpool or Man City player/native), and also someone who is quite high in the game with at least a bit of clout (i.e. not a total newcomer or a junior recently promoted).
If I had to take a wild stab, I’d say our man is Dele Alli. Just a intuitive guess, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||September 9, 2021 8:57 PM|
[quote] the mystery player was willing to be so open with professional gobshite and rude cunt Rio of all people.
I would not come out to Rio.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||September 10, 2021 6:51 AM|
Maybe Rio was pulling an ‘asking for a friend....’. He did used to be very, uhm, close to Nemanja Vidic....
|by Anonymous||reply 131||September 10, 2021 8:29 AM|
Where are the big rugby blokes ?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||September 10, 2021 8:43 AM|
Happy (2)6th birthday to our fave himbo manchild, super Jack Grealish!
Hopefully the lads got him party rings and some fun toys to play with🎈💝🥁🚗🍭☀️💭☘️🎠
|by Anonymous||reply 133||September 10, 2021 8:50 AM|
This way R132...
Over here we like pretty chavs & scallies who can run and who have millions of quid in the bank.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||September 10, 2021 12:04 PM|
Mount & Winks are....fruity😏
|by Anonymous||reply 135||September 14, 2021 11:08 AM|
it’s the way England YouTube channel have mugged off Ireland by doing a feature with Rice & Grealish ie the only two poached players in the Senior squad🥅
|by Anonymous||reply 136||September 15, 2021 11:53 AM|
One of the interns at The Athletic has just published a piece about football fanfiction (in particular, writing focused on Jack Grealish), and the fanfic community are not happy.
Well-intentioned and undamning as the article is, the sticking point is that it violates the Fight Club rule. You don’t talk about fanfic outside of the inner fannish circle, and you certainly don’t discuss it or introduce it to the normies. In the case of both RPF/slashfic and of football this is especially crucial, as the straight male non-ficcing fans can become dangerously hostile when it comes to gay or even female-interest content in their sports. The insular nature of fanfic is there to protect vulnerable minority fans.
But this eager young writer has pierced the bubble, for seemingly no good reason. Because to write a mainstream blog post or article about the subject not shining a light on anything, either—most everyone by now knows RPF fanfic exists, and just leaves it alone and doesn’t comment if they aren’t into it or don’t agree with it, which is how it should be. Opening up the topic for civilians is so uncomfortable and unnecesssg.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||September 15, 2021 12:05 PM|
Tonight Hendo scored a screamer off a Trent corner, vs Milan in their first CL game. First goal in seven years.
Very sexy. I’ll be in my bunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||September 15, 2021 10:16 PM|
🎶Been spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a Gareth Paradise...
|by Anonymous||reply 139||September 18, 2021 1:04 PM|
Hendo captained LFC for the 200th time tonight, having been the Skipper since 2015, and he’s only one of seven in the team’s history to ever achieve that many caps. We love to see it!
Shame he got a bad cramp midway through the second half of the Palace game this afternoon, but these things happen. He even looks hot rolling around in pain.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||September 18, 2021 6:44 PM|
Weekend grapevine reports coming in of Tom Davies’ finsta liking pics of men kissing....
|by Anonymous||reply 141||September 19, 2021 10:24 AM|
Both Trent & Hendo have picked up little niggly leg injuries this weekend. Hope it’s not serious and they can walk it off, we’ve got another World Cup quali in 20 days time.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||September 19, 2021 1:02 PM|
R141 Interesting. He's cute. There's something about that hair and Liverpool accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||September 19, 2021 3:46 PM|
R143 what’s funny and curious about Scousers is that they’re so gay-friendly and tolerant, despite being some of the charviest and most hair-trigger violent regional locals in the country.
Back in the drinking days, Steven Gerrard used to do karaoke at the gay/drag bars in the City.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||September 19, 2021 10:29 PM|
That creep Ronaldo is trying to suck up to Jesse and make him a lackey, but JLingz isn’t having it! He’s like “take your sticky old hands off me bro!” Superstar with integrity!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||September 20, 2021 12:08 AM|
^^^Jesse found it tough playing against West Ham, the club of his heart, and against one of his best friends and teammates Declan Rice.
Interestingly, Hammers reportedly want to woo Jesse back to the club, and at the same time have an offer to trade away Declan to Man United that they are considering.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||September 20, 2021 11:22 AM|
it’s the way @1m55s Hendo in his guttural and sexy serious Captain voice orders Trent to “go and get [the ball], NOW”
|by Anonymous||reply 147||September 21, 2021 12:45 PM|
Stan Collymore just had a go at Kane in the press.
Can we just drop Harry now? I don’t want my post-COVID summer ruined seeing him in Qatar with Hendo’s armband.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||September 21, 2021 1:33 PM|
FIFA finally slapped Hungary with a hefty fine and a stadium ban. Good!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||September 21, 2021 8:12 PM|
Grealish getting it all ways from foreign players. Boys just can’t help themselves around her!
Hendo is gonna have to stake his claim in the LFC-City match next week.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||September 29, 2021 11:42 AM|
So it’s looking like the Red Devils may target cute shy hunk Kalvin Philips over Declan Rice🤔what is the Glazers plan here?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||September 29, 2021 4:57 PM|
seems Hendo’s in an emotional pensive mood recovering after the Porto game💓he isn’t the type to post moody song edits normally...
Maybe he’s nervous or conflicted to face his bf on the weekend....it’s a tough choice who to put first between his beloved team or his princess Jack....
|by Anonymous||reply 152||September 29, 2021 6:30 PM|
Dele & Eric really don’t bother to keep it in check in front of cameras🦏🍗🌈
|by Anonymous||reply 153||September 29, 2021 9:34 PM|
Southgate has named the full October squad, and there’s been a few changes from the end of summer.
Against Andorra next week, we will see a return to the squad for AC Milan defender Fikayo Tomori, Aston Villa forward Ollie Watkins, and Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale. Manchester City’s Phil Foden is also back on form and ready to play, after missing his call-up to September’s World Cup qualifier games due to injury.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||September 30, 2021 9:02 PM|
Rice & Philips are so cute together, they’d make an adorable couple (sorry Mason!).
Kind upbeat Declan treats shy Kalvin with such sweet warmth, and Kalvin seems besotted and so happy with Dec💓💓💓💓
|by Anonymous||reply 155||October 1, 2021 4:25 PM|
mens football shorts & shirts need to be much skimpier. i give so much for these men the least they can do is flash more thigh and titty
|by Anonymous||reply 156||October 1, 2021 8:23 PM|
BREAKING: Five of the senior mens’ England team are refusing to be vaccinated, throwing the squad’s hopes for the 2022 World Cup into jeopardy, as Qatar rules that all players must be double-vaccinated to enter the country and play the tournament.
Who’s our money on ladies? I’ve got Stones, Walker, and someone else (maybe Grealish?)
|by Anonymous||reply 157||October 1, 2021 11:08 PM|
The amount of straight men on Reddit & Twitter now calling Jack Grealish a power bottom after Azpilicueta literally tried to mount him on live TV is hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||October 2, 2021 10:46 AM|
R127 I’m willing to bet that Rio’s PR team made that up. Ferdinand is desperate to rehab his image as someone woke and tolerant and acceptable to the kids of today, hoping that us older fans will let him forget what utter scum he is.
Remember, this was the greasy waster who laughingly called a BBC DJ a “f***ot*’ live on air, and who cheated on his dying wife with ten different women. He’s got no right to use LGB or womens’ issues as his platform.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||October 2, 2021 11:07 AM|
Further to R157, Sajid Javid has since made a statement openly condemning the vaccine-resistant players.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||October 2, 2021 8:25 PM|
R156: Agreed -- soccer shorts should be much shorter and the jerseys tighter. Apropos of that, anyone know why some players hike one leg of their shorts way up when they're standing around when, say, a yellow card is being given or someone flat on the grass is being looked at by the medicos? I cannot figure out the point of it. And could someone tell Arsenal's Kieran Tierney to stop tucking his jersey into his shorts? He looks like a dork (a dork who's packing, nonetheless).
|by Anonymous||reply 161||October 2, 2021 9:16 PM|
[quote] anyone know why some players hike one leg of their shorts way up when they're standing around
Always assumed it was a method of cooling down. I do it sometimes after a workout, it does work for cooling off.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||October 2, 2021 10:39 PM|
Although I think Grealish pulls one leg up on his short to also be fetching and flirtacious.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||October 2, 2021 10:41 PM|
R163 she does, yes.
Old slappers’ trick, that. It’s the most subtle method of touting the wares to any other players or managers or owners or sponsors who may be watching. Never hurts to remind the punters what’s on offer!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||October 2, 2021 10:51 PM|
r93 Very possibly!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||October 3, 2021 12:54 AM|
r143 Jordan Henderson is from sunderland and has that accent although he plays for Liverpool.
r144 Do you know if that was Garlands or The Lisbon were Gerard sang? He and his wife Alex who has attended Liverpool gay pride are definitely gay friendly but they do mix in with some rough not to be messed with families and people or at least they did.His wife is very low key these days whilst bringing her family up in Liverpool and he works away in Glasgow. Steven is beloved by Liverpool fans but the rumours about him and he has associated with are very strong locally as I am sure you know.
Yes I agree Liverpool in general is a very gay friendly area?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||October 3, 2021 1:07 AM|
R166 hard to remember now Angel mate (I’m not Scouser myself), but if memory serves I’m pretty sure it was Garlands where Stevie went for drag karaoke. He used to take Crouchy with him sometimes, bet that was a right laugh.
And yeah, Scouse Mafia is a real thing and Steven is sadly mixed up with all that. It was local crimelords who supplied his wife with ❄️ (before she had her kids!, and who prevented his move to Chelsea during the last years of his career (tragic, really—teenage-me desperately wanted to see him & Lampsy on the same team!). Sometimes I wonder if Stevie taking the Rangers job and throwing himself into it so wholeheartedly was partly a convenient way to get away from the Mafia and from Alex (who’s deeper in it than he is) and live in peace by himself.
As for Hendo, even if he’s not as good of a player as Stevie, I think he’s a miles better Skipper than his mentor/predecessor ever was. He’s also a better ambassador for the club and a better role model for the young players & fans. Plus his face and his body and his accent are sexier😏Captain Hendo superiority!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||October 3, 2021 10:30 AM|
R166 I was referring to Tom Davies' sexy mane and accent. Sadly, Hendo's hair is pretty unremarkable.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||October 3, 2021 12:57 PM|
r167 Hi and thanks Garlands sounds right. The strong rumour in Liverpool is that someone in the underworld threatened him to leave Liverpool for his own good around 2016 2017 and that is why he jumped at the opportunity to move to Glasgow. Something was going on in the background at the time. Someone very volatile in the criminal underworld felt they had cause to ensure he was forced to f*** off from his home city. Within a year or so of Steven Gerard leaving Liverpool his wife started keeping a much lower profile especially in terms of the city's nightlife and the tabloids . One of her previous best friends married into one of these mafia families in 2007 and Steven and Alex attended the wedding According to many who attended the wedding she arrived as high as a kite at her friend's wedding. She wasn't being discrete and was quite openly flaunting that she'd taken some white powder! So she was definitely still taking drugs after she became a mother . But her friends marriage into the top mafia family directly linked her into the Liverpool underworld. I don't know if that friendship is still ongoing. Some say her transformation from social butterfly always in the city's clubs to semi recluse is not so much because of motherhood but because she too was trying to disentangle herself from some of the previous company she'd been keeping and they have antenna everywhere in Liverpool city nightlife. I take it you have heard the rumours about an associate with the nickname pancake?!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||October 3, 2021 2:01 PM|
the UK is a small country anyone hooked up with a pro footballer?
|by Anonymous||reply 170||October 3, 2021 3:21 PM|
no offence to Mason Mount but I hate Chelsky being at the top of the table🤢hopefully LFC snatch it back tonight
|by Anonymous||reply 171||October 3, 2021 5:24 PM|
^^oh well 2nd above Man Sh*tty isnt too bad ill take that for now
never been more jealous of anyone more than i am of the people sat in the kop tonight who were in direct view of hendo post-match stripping down to his undershirt and pulling his shorts down over his arse. they were truly blessed
|by Anonymous||reply 172||October 3, 2021 10:52 PM|
R169 ooh Angel that is very juicy! I suspected that was the vague basic story, but I hadn’t heard the rumoured details.
[quote] rumour is that someone in the underworld threatened him to leave Liverpool for his own good around 2016 2017 and that is why he jumped at the opportunity to move. Something was going on in the background at the time. Someone very volatile in the criminal underworld felt they had cause to ensure he was forced to f*** off from his home city.
Now this is the specifics I wanted to get into. The main question that piques me is—who exactly made these threats, and why? As far as I’ve heard, it could be related to an affair Alex had with one of her dealers (spurious parentage of one of her kids....), or to massive dr*g debts Alex had amounted that Stevie was struggling to pay off (though footballers in the 00s were overpaid, they weren’t making hundreds or millions like they do now). I’m also thinking it could be blackmail over something Stevie was involved with—there’s those pesky little bisexual rumours, aren’t there....
Also curious as to how the MLS situation fits into this narrative, as in 2015-16 Stevie was spending half of his time in America anyway (probably shacked up with Lampsy, which is a whole other story), so why would the Mafia be that concerned about him when he was rarely physically in the area then? Unless he went over there to get the cash they were demanding? Or they were concerned about Alex feeding him incriminating info to build a case against them...
What you said next—how ‘within a year or so of Steven leaving Liverpool his wife started keeping a much lower profile especially in terms of the city's nightlife and the tabloids’—makes me think that Alex was heavily involved in the decisions made by Stevie during that time, and that the situation was serious enough to go radio silent but not serious enough that he took the wife & kids with him.
[quote] One of her previous best friends married into one of these mafia families in 2007, and Steven and Alex attended the wedding. According to many who attended the wedding she arrived as high as a kite at her friend's wedding. She wasn't being discrete and was quite openly flaunting that she'd taken some white powder! So she was definitely still taking drugs after she became a mother . But her friends marriage into the top mafia family directly linked her into the Liverpool underworld. I don't know if that friendship is still ongoing. Some say her transformation from social butterfly always in the city's clubs to semi recluse is not so much because of motherhood but because she too was trying to disentangle herself from some of the previous company she'd been keeping and they have antenna everywhere in Liverpool city nightlife.
Hmmmmm. So now I’m curious as to when and whether Alex got clean, and what the catalysing event was that prompted her decision to try and cut off the more dangerous associates. It happened before the rise of social media, so clearly not a decision based purely on optics and image. Perhaps she saw or heard something nasty happen to her friend. Neither her nor Stevie seem that bright, so one wonders how fast they cottoned on to the dirty dealings of the people they were mixing with. I just feel sorry for their kids.
[quote]I take it you have heard the rumours about an associate with the nickname pancake?!
No, I have not, but very interested to know!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||October 4, 2021 7:47 PM|
honestly im just waiting for saturday to come when i can once again witness true love in action aka stones/pickford
|by Anonymous||reply 174||October 4, 2021 8:51 PM|
Tammy (Abraham) and Chilly are back in, while poor Reece (James) is out with injury.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||October 5, 2021 1:16 PM|
Re. the vaccination problem—apparently even Gareth Southgate is not allowed to know which of his players are unvaxxed, due to medical privacy laws. Only the England medical staff and the players themselves know.
So to figure it out is down to guesswork. As far as anyone else is aware, at the time of writing the only domestic EPL squads with the majority of their first team players vaxxed are Liverpool, Leeds, Wolves & Brentford, which means that Jordan Henderson, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Conor Coady, Kalvin Philips, and Patrick Bamford are all highly likely to have been vaxxed. Jack Grealish has a disabled younger sister to whom he is close and who is classed as a vulnerable person, so it’s likely that he is vaxxed as well. Every other squad member is a question mark.
However all will be revealed soon enough, as the Government is currently looking to enforce quarantines and red-list restrictions on players returning home from international games.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||October 5, 2021 1:29 PM|
Starting to see why Jack was so keen for a big club move, even though it’s brought him tons of grief and stress so far—what he wanted most of all was to play for England, and the only way Southgate would agree to giving him a permanent spot is if he went to a Top 6 club.
Jack always looks so much happier and more at ease in England’s kit, like he’s blissed out and his soul is fed. That must be his real dream in football.
Not that the money wasn’t also a big incentive.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||October 5, 2021 3:29 PM|
Player arrivals time again! We eating good😍 England YouTube channel have cottoned on to what people really want to see, and it’s always cute boys exchanging pleasantries and bants.
Didn’t really feature many of the players I wanted to see, but still good content. Fikayo Tomori seems like such a nice humble lad, happy to see him come in to the side. This time Harry Kane was so sweet hugging the arrivals girl that I almost forgave him for being an utter prick—Rice & Coady are still nicer than him, though. Grealish is all smiles strolling in, of course, but given his recent form I don’t believe him. How actually does Foden get time for all the haircuts? Tammy Abraham is a handsome guy, looks a bit like Pogba. Tyrone seems down this week for some reason, wonder what’s up? The fact that Pickford calls even women “boys” is so hilarious to me. And Lingard is all jokes as ever, on Arrivals Girl breaking his cab door: “SUUUUEEED”😂😂 they should be more worried about Stonesy almost breaking the camera lense.
Lmao that they have a smoothie bar in the lobby of SGP now. Gareth awkwardly standing there with his arms folded waiting to catch each player as they walk in the door is a bit intimidating though. I cringed at the Justin Timberlake they had blasting in reception.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||October 6, 2021 3:45 PM|
So a suspicious fire almost engulfed the stadium we’re meant to play at tomorrow, but the game is still going ahead there as planned?
Sack it off and reschedule, I say. The pitch they use is plastic, anyway—don’t want the lads coming back with broken shins.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||October 9, 2021 2:39 AM|
Trippier is Captaining the game tonight and I’m????? Gareth clearly just fucking with us now😡
|by Anonymous||reply 180||October 9, 2021 10:03 AM|
sweaty irked Stonesy just looked into the cameras at the Andorra stadium like he’s on The Office and that’s honestly the mood for tonight
|by Anonymous||reply 181||October 9, 2021 8:16 PM|
Chilly & Jack both got their first goals for England tonight! Back of the net, lads!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||October 9, 2021 10:20 PM|
Kyle Walker outchea living my dream (and Jordan Pickford’s dream) of groping Stonesy’s tight buns🤤
|by Anonymous||reply 183||October 10, 2021 12:53 AM|
Jack’s in trouble with the Villans for posting on socials again🙄
Hendo should take his phone off him after every England game
|by Anonymous||reply 184||October 11, 2021 4:07 PM|
In a genius move from the England social media content team a few of the lads Goggleboxed their own recent games😂
Tammy has such a warm lovely vibe and seems like the most chill cool boy to be around😍new crush tbh. He is too sweet with Sancho, their love is real!
Chilly is far too middleclass and well-spoken to be fraternising with any of these people honestly? He needs to link up with Bamford and have a two-man clique where they just wear smoking jackets all the time
ofc Jack doesn’t know or understand the offside rule. Stupid bimbo girls never do cuz they don’t have to 💭🍑🐣 shes also a raging egomaniac getting Tammy to come over and shower her with praise about her lucky goal
|by Anonymous||reply 185||October 12, 2021 10:36 AM|
r173 Hi ! I will post a more detailed reply to you later once I have carefully thought through a form of words that doesn't unfairly land anyone in it through being indiscreet that doesn't deserve it or would land me in trouble shall we say! I have to be careful what I say and how I say it kind of thing! But Alex and Steven have both been naughty in all kinds of ways shall we say!!
|by Anonymous||reply 186||October 12, 2021 7:21 PM|
HENDO IS THE VICE CAPTAIN WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY FUCKING WITH THE ARMBAND DURING THE SUB TONIGHT????
AND KANE KNOWS THIS??? SO WHY TURN ROUND WHEN HE SAW HENDO WAS COMING ON???? PRICKKKK
|by Anonymous||reply 187||October 12, 2021 9:58 PM|
england are the funniest little national team in the world
like we're england
and yet the players we have??
and yet the results we've churned out for so long?!!!??
none of it makes sense and that’s why it’s great I guess
|by Anonymous||reply 188||October 12, 2021 11:16 PM|
R186 hahahahaha I look forward to it Angel! It seems like such a sordid fascinating story. No rush though mate, take your time to word it right. Don’t want any DLers getting in the shit🤐
Just an opinion (disclaimer so no one gets at me) but I think all these dirty dealings mean that Hendo will always be the better Liverpool Skipper, regardless of on-pitch stats. Sometimes I wonder if Gerrard is aware how tarnished his legacy really is?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||October 13, 2021 11:12 AM|
This season’s flirty clinches and body worship moments and ballgrabs in training and on pitch have been out of control and I love it
|by Anonymous||reply 190||October 14, 2021 12:29 AM|
It’s the weekend, and I’m craving updates on the situation between Chilly, Rice & Mase. Last year it was a bit tense and up in the air at certain points, and now everything seems settled (but quiet...)
Have they sorted out their throuple situation? How does the sleep/sex arrangement at St. George’s Park work? Has poor anxious Ben calmed down a bit now and stopped trying so hard to ingratiate he knows Deccers ain’t going to spark him out for looking at Mase the right way? Has Mason figured out to divide attention between his lads equally, and respect both his oldest and newest relationship? Has Ricecakes managed to make room and let someone else into his heart besides Mase?
(Would ask how Jack is learning to cope without Chilly’s full attention, but this season she’s got the City galdem to link up with as well as a man of her own, so💁♀️)
|by Anonymous||reply 191||October 15, 2021 4:20 PM|
Vardy I take back calling you a corner flag shagging nonce!!! nice one fella
always a pleasure of a weekend to watch Man U had on toast and Rooney go out his nut about it
sorry Slabhead+Rashy+Lingz but Jamie deserves ur National team spot (not u tho Shawberto ur golden)
|by Anonymous||reply 192||October 16, 2021 6:51 PM|
Alex Scott just found out her ancestors owned over two dozen slaves. Oops bitch!
Why is it always such a shock to these people that actually POC have been, can be, and are traffickers & slavers? Whites didn’t even invent slavery, and plenty of white tribal Britons were enslaved and traded.
Could these idiot retired footballers just pick up a book or do a Coursera or watch a documentary on occasion? And could the media stop going to them for informative public content? All I want from a football player is sexiness and sauce on a pitch, then a quiet fall into obscurity.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||October 16, 2021 11:13 PM|
r189 I just typed a long juicy post on the Gerards only for an update option to jump up on my mobile phone screen and I pressed back a page to heavy and took me off the thread and lost my post 😬😡 Very frustrating but perhaps serendipity if I typed something that needed to be refined but was overlooked shall we say!😁 At this moment I am too peed off to type it all out again but I will type up again something weekend and share some dish on the Gerards dirty little secrets lol!!😃😘
|by Anonymous||reply 194||October 22, 2021 8:52 PM|