Compensation prize.
England: Loses the Euro Cup but wins VPL of the Night!
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| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 4, 2021 8:06 AM |
The stick to go with the Stones.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 15, 2021 3:25 PM |
You've got a good eye for this work, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 15, 2021 3:27 PM |
soccer bulges *sigh*
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 15, 2021 3:29 PM |
He's putting his best foot forward.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 15, 2021 3:32 PM |
It’s because he wanted to impress his boyfriend Picksy enough to get a turn at topping for once.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 15, 2021 3:35 PM |
Love Stonesy going for headers even when old Slabhead Harry Maguire is not a foot away from the ball lmao
And yeah we shouldn’t have lost, the wound is still too fresh in the mind
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 15, 2021 4:39 PM |
The way that stonebaked old perv Giorgio Chiellini is looking at John’s cock and not the ball...👀👀
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2021 9:55 AM |
OP our compensation was preventing mass breakdown of our own society by throwing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 16, 2021 7:52 PM |
VPL suggests he's perfectly intact. Nice investigative work, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 16, 2021 9:41 PM |
How would winning the Cup have wrecked England, R8?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 16, 2021 9:47 PM |
R9 that logic is eluding me.
He probably isn’t cut because he’s an Englishman, but surely through cloth that isn’t going to show...
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2021 10:27 PM |
R11 you can clearly see his foreskin all the way down the cock head, leaving just a small circle around the piss hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 16, 2021 10:57 PM |
R11. He isn't cut because he's civilized.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 16, 2021 11:45 PM |
Too bad the VPL dude is fug.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 17, 2021 12:28 AM |
R14 thinks John Stones is unattractive?
Look at this beauty, he’s like a racing stallion.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 17, 2021 8:10 AM |
Stones isn't fug. He's just a masculine jock.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 17, 2021 8:14 AM |
He looks hotter in R15's pic.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 17, 2021 2:51 PM |
Stonesy gets so much shit for looking like Miss Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 17, 2021 9:00 PM |
💓 John Stones 💓
He, Pickford & Maguire on a defensive line together basically got England to the Euro finals. People underestimate the importance of excellent defenders & goalies in football.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 18, 2021 9:34 PM |
VPL has to go to the person with the phattest arse and the clingiest skivvies surely?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2021 9:39 AM |
I see a bump, certainly not VPL
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2021 10:09 AM |
like I’m a Stonesy girl and I think he’s gorge but fucksake I can’t stand his taste in clothes
Balenciaga T-shirt from TK Maxx and McQueen shoes five seasons old and fuckoff ugly black SKINNY JEANS in an Ibiza bar. What was he thinking. CRIMINAL. fucksake John
the way i have a crush on him but Id still absolutely avoid him like the plague if I came across him in a sunny beach locale dressed like That. more of an Eric Dier girl on holiday, me
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2021 7:02 PM |
This is old news, but John’s last girlfriend’s parents worked for him, and so when he broke up with their daughter he had to fire them. That story just creases me.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 23, 2021 9:45 AM |