Things you hate in porn

Spitting in assholes.

Spitting!

Yeah when did spitting become a thing? So nasty.

Lack of kissing and making out

Pron stars who claim they're 100% straight, even though they appear to know their way around another man's dick or asshole all too well.

Women

These days downright unappealing models or cis woman in scene

Wristwatches, jewelry, tats, fully shaved-down pubes, mullets and mohawks, black socks, dirty feet, print bedding.

Just for a start.

Scenes shot in kitchens.

The lack of reacharounds during anal sex scenes.

[quote]Print bedding

Gurl?!!?

Smiling.

Print bedding?

Dirty socks. Too much makeup or foundation around the asshole.

Supposed cream pies with zero evidence of cream!

Dicks that aren't thick. You're supposed to be selected/cast for porn for Christ's sake.

Bottoms that are darker than the tops. -- Asian doesn't count.

Hotel rooms.

Chicks.

Absence of cheesy plot. Miss that.

Excess tattoos.

Condoms.

Pulling out to cum.

[quote] Bottoms that are darker than the tops.

Why not, r16?

Agree with R4. Old porn had a lot more passion, kissing and body contact.

Drugged out bottoms

Limp bottoms.

The vulgarity “f-ck yeah, f-ck yeah, f-ck bro 🙄” in gay porn— enough already. We get it. Thank you.

Rectal stain.

Flogging, aggressive beating (ass slaps or gentle face slaps don't count), when the bottom is on the verge of crying because of a humiliating experience, Men.com.

No joke, I saw a video once where a guy was being slapped so roughly, his upper lip started bleeding. I had to leave the site in disgust.

When people don't swallow. Isn't swallowing the whole point of sucking a dick?

[quote] Bottoms that are darker than the tops.

WTF??

Pimple butts.

Bottoms moaning/squealing like a woman.

Non-stop closeups on the dick going in hole. Zoom out every once in a while for chrissakes - show me some context! 😂

Condoms. (Can't. Do. It. Any. More. Blegh.) #BonerKiller

The bottom wearing ladies' thongs/underwear.

The bottom wearing ladies' thongs/underwear and being tattooed!!

A close-up on the top's ass while he's fucking...and he has skin-tags/warts on the hole. (All too common unfortunately)

Trade tops who don't kiss, suck, or rim.

[quote]The bottom wearing ladies' thongs/underwear.

What on earth for??

[R32], that's what WE want to know, Dolph!

“Flip fuck.” Seeing those words make me seethe with rage.

Ass eating

Lack of kissing

Too many closeups.

Bad or no plot.

Shaved bodies, dirty feet, no chemistry among the actors

POW like bodies.

Foot fetish scenes in non-fetish movies

Scenes where all of the performers' clothes never come off.

Feeble cum shots. For god’s sake, if you’re going to be shooting a scene which requires you to cum, please have the decency and self control to hold off for a few days to a mass a decent sized load to shoot. Nobody wants to see a couple of droplets slowly dribble out. We want a god damn volcanic eruption.

Porn was so much hotter in the 90s. Real STARS!!

Trumpster porn stars

Guys who shave their bush off completely so they're "Barbie smooth" *shudder*

Close ups for minutes of a duck going in and out a hole. BORING!

Dick 🤣

R41 yes. I haaaaate it.

"music by Costello Presley"

[quote]Bottoms that are darker than the tops. Why?

Mainly body type.

So I should rephrase: Bottoms that are lanky etc. Imho. bottoms should NEVER be physically larger than the tops or be twiggy and lanky.

R46, porn browsing must be so, so difficult for you! You poor thing! Such strict standards! Do you use a measuring tape?

Dirty fingernails, overly plucked/shaped eyebrows, rectal prolapse, sounding, meth

Forgot to mention socks or focusing on feet. Haaaaaate it almost as when someone ambushes you with that shit in real lige.

Or real life.

Bare naked ladies

[quote] Wristwatches, jewelry, tats, fully shaved-down pubes, mullets and mohawks, black socks, dirty feet, print bedding.

?????

🎼🎼🎼One of these things, is NOT like the other🎼🎼🎼

Glancing over at the camera, especially bottoms who are supposed to be in the throes of ecstasy, completely going blank to glance at the camera. Next are bottoms who wear jocks while getting fucked.

Cheesy, amateurish comedy in a porn scene. "Not in front of my salad," etc., from Men.com. Don't want to see some old school Benny Hill skit. It's the opposite of sexy.

No foreplay; spitting on or slapping the face; macho chest punching — total turnoffs.

I agree, R53. The performer is busy looking at the camera instead of focusing on his partner. He can't even disguise his rampant narcissism.

Pulling out.

No orgasm face and body shots.

Lengthy extreme closeups.

Men who are silent when having sex.

If the top has a nice ass, let me see it pumping for a while, not just for two seconds.

I've never seen a porn where the top came inside the bottom. This is the most intimate thing in anal sex, to cum inside your man. We need to see that sometimes.

Another thing: all these positions and then having to jerk yourself off to cum. You mean, your partner's hole wasn't enough to get you off? Might as well be a solo video.

[quote]You mean, your partner's hole wasn't enough to get you off?

I don't think that's fair. It is a filmed performance, after all. It's not real sex. Half the time, these performers are not attracted to each other and in some cases they don't even like each other.

I prefer seeing the money shot. I want to see how virile the top is i.e. big fat cock, lots of cum etc.

White stuff dripping out of a hole like someone stepped on a bottle of glue doesn't do the trick for me.

If the top pulls out and can't help but cum without touching his dick? Hot.

And most of these guys have to do injections into their dicks to stay hard.

R59: It is real sex, just without much emotion attached, which is why a lot of it seems so robotic.

I do think it's fair. It's a job. The men who are the most successful in gay porn (as well as straight porn) are the ones who can perform on command and stay hard for as long as required, whether naturally or with injections. If he can only cum by jerking off, then he shouldn't be doing scenes with a partner.

Sport fucking is what it's referred to by the porn guys.

R57, some of the clips in this compilation may satisfy you.

G4P performers who look it.

Tops sucking dick

Gross Queenie Bottoms jerking themselves off furiously when they should be focused on pleasing their top.

Hairy or brown assholes

^^^I like brown hairy holes!

No kissing or making out. No spitting.

Someone already mentioned prolapsed anuses, so that's been covered.

My next two would be visible shit residue around their hole and hemorrhoid's.

^^^ Where have you seen that other than the scat videos your feverishly seek out?

R71 Solo porn with straight boys who think their anus is only for shitting….

R58, have you had a lot of sex?

I've been in a few situations where you are loving the anal sex, but it gets a bit repetitive, and you switch it up - pull out, jerk off, and make out together.

It's a thing...especially in LTRs.

^ I've had plenty of casual sex and one LTR.

Yes, you're talking about the real world. I'm talking about porn, which is fantasy. I like the tops who can act well enough to maintain that fantasy.

Fake cum shots.

Fake penetrations

Someone mentioned Kyle McKenna in a thread sometime ago and I googled his porn. I found this gem (in the link). Look at the scene from 2:54 - 6:10.

The way the top guy plays with his ass and the hole and the lust on Kyle's face is so fucking hot. It got me all worked up.

I think a lot of porn, especially the OnlyFans brigade can't capture lust on the lens and therefore, their porn comes off as mechanical programmed banging. TimTales is one of the main offenders in this. I've never cum to their videos. Their images and gifs look so hot but the actual clips are so lackluster and lifeless. One would think that gigantic schlongs ravaging holes would never fail in porn but they manage to.

Tattoos and piercing.

Performers who are completely naked except for their shoes and/or socks. It makes me think, floor too dirty, smelly feet, or late for another appointment?

What appear to be rust stains around the anus and perineum of some white guy porn actors. WTF is that? Do they need water softener in their homes or what?

Pussy fucking. I’m all oral and anal.

Tattoos would be #1.

I’ve always loved porn from the 80s and 90s and have been watching some 80s stuff recently. I miss the days when there were actual movies. Older Sean Cody, etc. has great pairings, but I like the setups and “acting.”

[quote] "music by Costello Presley"

Aw, I feel the opposite! I’ll always associate his music with good ol’ early 80s pre-condom porn.

Heavily pregnant guys late into their third trimester. I get it if the guy is lightly pregnant, but at one point it just becomes desperate.

Earrings

Caftans

And PRINTED FABRICS of ANY SORT

Tattoos. I hate them.

I also wish there were more focus on blowjobs. I don't care all that much about anal.

Julianne Moore.

Seriously.

Ass to mouth. No, no, no, no, no.

Ditto, felching.

As others have mentioned: dirty feet and fingernails.

Incessant and inane talking.

STFU - we're not watching you to hear you recite "oh yeah" and "give it to me" like it's the next coming of Shakespearian drama.

Armond Rizzo.

Johnny Rapid.

Overacting bottoms.

"Fuck yeah," over and over.

Guys grabbing a cellphone in the middle of a scene.

Too many tattoos (tacky fashion victims and lemmings, that’s all those people are).

Spitting on assholes (spit which is then licked back up immediately by the spitter — what is the point??).

The fellator looking up at the fellatee with wide, queer eyes. Just concentrate on what you’re doing. I can’t stand it when someone looks up at me when I’m getting blown in real life, either.

Condoms, condoms, condoms. It’s 2021. PrEP has been around for years. I think all porn scenes featuring rubbers should be scrubbed from the Internet. Who wants to look at that?

Bottoms who sound like they watched straight porn and are imitating the girls from that porn, while they’re getting fucked. Another absolute boner-wilter.

Pulling out and cumming on the bottom’s face. It goes IN THE ASSHOLE, dimwits. Pull out and cum on and around the asshole, of course, but smear it around and shove it in with your bare dick immediately after that. Do not waste that load. Do not waste my time!

The sudden rash of annoying fake dialogue and emoting soundtracks dubbed over that of the actual participants' voices.

I've see more and more porn lately where nobody's face is shown. Is this a thing? If I can't see faces I can't be interested.

"Overacting bottoms.

"Fuck yeah," over and over."

Overcating tops.

Fuck yeah, over and over. Are you listening, Rocco Steele?

^ Overacting, obviously.

Gaping. Just ugh. I saw a scene where the guy gaped at the end and BLOOD CAME OUT

Eating watermelon during sex… who does that? And it’s everywhere now.

Surprise fisting or shrimping. Any verbiage where an actor sounds like a biological woman. Shaved body hair, especially shaved pubes. Felching, gaping, and ass to mouth. Any CBT or real torture. Gang bangs. A lot of this could be avoided with truthful labeling.

Wire hangers.

"Guys grabbing a cellphone in the middle of a scene."

Although, this is entertaining.

Foreskin. Quick fast forward.

I hate scenes where the top is filming himself fucking the bottom with a phone. Are we supposed to get off on the fact that he’ll share the clip as revenge porn/humiliation later? There’s already a camera man, we don’t need another recording.

I also dislike how often anal sex is meted out as punishment for trespassing or spying. Then there are the tops who never touch the bottom except maybe to lightly put hold his hips.

The sex. I watch it for the dialogue and storyline.

And the set pieces!

I hate porn & porn addicts. I don’t mind indulging every now and again in small doses when you need a boost in getting off. I believe over-inundation can be dangerous. I find it deplorable how people are so easily manipulated by their basest instincts. Well drawn Anime Hentai is somewhat hot though. A big plus is the fact that cartoons don’t stink.

[quote] Well drawn Anime Hentai is somewhat hot though. A big plus is the fact that

It's all children.

Drag queens

[quote]Guys grabbing a cellphone in the middle of a scene.

There was a scene a few years ago where Shorty J took a cellphone up his ass.

The kind for men is generally all types of hot guys with thick cocks, R106.

The one with teenagers in it is garbage for chicks in Japan.

[quote]I also dislike how often anal sex

That seems to be a throughline in a lot of porn. I just watched a classic porn with Jeff Stryker and Kevin Wiles and some other guy. Where Kevin Wiles and the other guy get punished for breaking a car window and the punishment is getting fucked by Jeff Stryker.

When the bottom isn't hard.

[quote] The one with teenagers in it is garbage for chicks in Japan.

Huh?

When the curtains are obviously an afterthought. The first thing I do when I move in to a new place is get new window treatments.

R112: Yaoi is garbage created for chicks in Japan.

OP talked about facial cumshots but no one talked about guys who make sure none of it ends up in their mouth.

R114, are you just stringing random English words together?

R116 Yaoi is a romance/erotica genre anime that has very skinny, androgynous male characters. Its mainly made by women and consumed by women.

Who the fuck looks at animation to get off?

The human species in its current incarnation does not deserve to go on.

POV porn. I want to see both people.

Sites such as Fraternity X, where the filmers believe that all the audience want to see is extreme close-ups of penetration 80% if the time.

R118 You just lack imagination, sweetums.

When two guys meet in a locker room, but neither one is wearing a jockstrap.

When the bottom doesn’t cum

Anything directed by women. Who the fuck decided women can make gay porn?

No, pretentious cunt R116.

Cock rings. I can be getting into a movie in which both guys' faces are clear and they have nice bodies. Then I see a cock ring. Immediate close and move on for me.

^ Ditto with Prince Alberts

red ballsacks on bottoms in combination with flaccid dicks

Shaved butts with razor bumps.

Bad teeth

Another vote against cock rings

Any where the parties involved are sweating buckets due to drugs

When they don't say 'I Love You.'

Low energy or no enthusiasm, this is mostly from younger performers who clearly haven't had a lot of sex. I don't really blame them, it's up to the director to get a good performance or at least pair them with scene partners who can generate some excitement.

burping into assholes

Rose buds

Flubber bitches

FFing, closeups without a face, piss, non-verbal.

Ass to mouth

Grandpa having sex with twinks

Excessive moaning, fucking on tables and countertops, 20-minute blow jobs, interviews, music in the background.

When the twinks get uppity.

Women in gay porn, could you imaging a straight porn with a gay man hanging around. It wouldn't be tolerated.

So many bad attempts to act, almost none of these people can act, and no one is watching for their acting skills anyway.

Uniform fetish porn where the uniform is on the floor within 30 seconds, then it is just like any other porn.

Amateur porn clips under one minute, no one can get off that fast.

I hate that there isn’t enough missionary

Tops who reciprocate their bottoms. A Top gets sucked, he fucks..and eats ass to prep his bottom and some affectionate cuddling afterwards……that’s it……….anything more just ruins the vibe for me

The more dominant a Top is ……the more I like it.

R38 got it right. Dribblers repulse me to no end. If it’s not flying, I’m crying. It’s called a climax for a reason.

Vaginas on “men”!

Any porn that starts out with everyone already naked, hard, and in full action. Give me a little sexual tension, or a strip tease and reveal, or some CMNM to start things off, with one guy getting naked first...

What R93 said. I need to see faces. Bodies. Not just closeups of penetration. "FraternityX" went way, way downhill because of this shit. And SketchySex is even worse. What used to be very hot sites are now unhot garbage because they abandoned everything that made them hot.

Pixellation in Japanese porn.

^^^Yes! Very annoying.

Pantyhose when it's NOT worn by women.

Surprise tranny.

Bearded ladies

R105 I hate anyone who says "I find it deplorable," like some kind of schoolmarm.

I hate how the kissing (if any) is fast and aggressive instead of slow and passionate.

How they all fuck on the first date

R154 (I hate anyone who says "I find it deplorable," like some kind of schoolmarm.)

me too

R157 To quote a sentence, type "quote" inside the square bracket and then, write/paste the sentence.

[quote] Facial cumshots that miss the face.

OP, instead of complaining about your grandson, just ask him to practice with his stream of urine. This should help fine tune his aim and you two will not waste a drop of his baby batter. Actually, you would be swallowing your unborn great grandson or granddaughter.

Don't tell your wife. She's probably not into it.

A vagina

Rosebud

r161=Orson Welles

Dirty Bums

Twinks fucking older guys or anything where the bottom isn't smaller and younger than the top.

Puny cocklets

guys who don't put out

This is from the olden days--DVDs or videocassettes with a hot guy on the cover -- and then you find out that the hot guy only does a solo scene.

God yes R167! I once bought a VHS tape from Priape in Montreal because there was a gorgeous Jason Priestly looking model on the cover. All the scenes were with the trashiest looking guys I have ever seen and the hot guys scenes were only about two minutes long in total and he didn't even cum.

Thug porn. Why do so many scenes with black models have to be guys acting like thugs calling each other nigga and bitch, telling the bottom to give up that pussy and all that shit? Why can't it be a scene with two hot black guys fucking?

Twink on twink action. What’s the point? It’s pussy bumping.

R169 also when the top fucking kind of keeps on saying "YEAH SON, TAKE THAT DICK SON"

Don't get me wrong the sex can be hot but when the top starts saying that I get a little creeped out

R71, I don't have a fetish in that by any means. The porn actor was Will Powers in the scene I was referring to. I just couldn't believe nobody stepped in during that shoot or editing of the scene.

Incest porn (which I like OK) where the father calls the son "son" continuously instead of calling him by his name. Totally fake.

Also, "father-and-son" porn where the father is no more than 3 years older than the son.

Porn where all the men are having sex with women. Seriously gross!

[quote] Yeah when did spitting become a thing? So nasty.

Have you read the ingredients lists of most commercial lubes? Even nastier. I wouldn't put this in my car, never mind all over my dick and ass.

R175 What is an example of a noncommercial lube?

I love a hairy assed top, makes me want to eat him while he's fucking

pimply asses and backne.

Y'all need to go see a doctor!

Ha!! Medical porn is all the rage

Fake cum.

Fake internals

GFP “actors” clearly disengaged and side-eyeing str8 porn while topping.

Chicks with dicks

When you can hear the director give instructions. 'Keep going!' or 'Throw your head back!'

When the editing is so shitty that the dialogue doesn't match the action on the screen (the top says, 'Now ride my cock', but after the cut you see them fucking doggie style)

When the bottom needs to be reminded by someone behind the camera to stroke his limp cock while sucking off the top

Each time the bottom dies!

When Tom Chase and Mike Branson are in bed in California Kings. Mike Branson arches up to unzip and show Tom his massive endowment. Tom Chase's jaw drops, but BEFORE he's actually seen the goods. I don't know if it was bad acting or bad editing.

Overly dramatic bottoms that sound like girls

Tattoos

[quote] Overly dramatic bottoms that sound like girls

That is absolutely the worst. I would accept a shaved crotch and something shot at 60fps on a cell phone before I’d listen to some overacting femboy bottom who sounds like he’s *purposely* imitating the sound of a woman getting fucked. WTF is their problem?

It's not a problem, it's a preference. I like guys who moan like a bitch.

You have a lower register, use it.

[quote] Facial cumshots that miss the face.

This drives me crazy too. So often the facial bottom opens his mouth so he can take the load, and the facial top never bothers to look down to see it goes into the bottom's mouth.

When the bottom screams in pain while the hung top trusted just stuffs it in.

You can tell the bottoms and pain and he's trying to push the top away but of course the top pushes pushes it and even further. Sadistic and unsexy.

I have an example somewhere on my external hard drive. A young hispanic twink was getting a reemed by this big black guy. And after the money shot he just looked like he didn't care anymore.

Tongue flicking instead of kissing. Who the fuck does that in real life?

[quote] Tongue flicking instead of kissing. Who the fuck does that in real life?

Ummm, my mother and I do… I didn’t know it was considered odd.

I also hate when people pretend to toss someone's salad and tongue flick. That's not how you do it.

I recently saw a scene with Roma Todd and Alex tanner, and not only did the bottom (Tanner) moan too dramatically but so did the top (Todd)! What top moans dramatically all throughout sex?

Bad sex dramatics. When the bottom (I'm talking to you, Adam Russo) rolls his eyes back as if he's about to have a seizure. Seizures are not sexy and that eye roll looks completely stupid.

R194 OMG, I nearly choked with laughter. And then I had a cramp in my big belly.

Jack Mackenroth letting everything fall out of his blown out hole and having to get assistance to put it all back in.

When tops don’t go back in after finishing.

When the bottom doesn’t cum.

R197, the expert eye roller was Dustin Holloway.

One thing I hate is when big strapping muscular adult men assume baby voices and address their partner (no matter his age or size) as "Daddy."

I'm looking at you, Felix Fox. You are not a 12-year-old girl

Dribble cum, with no volume, which just sort of oozes out instead of spurting. Like it was their 10th time cumming that day and they're practically shooting blanks.

R204, to be fair, I'm sure for some of them, they may be shooting cum literally for the 10th time depending on how many scenes they're asked to film in one day. Even for a 22-year-old, there is only so much cum you can produce in a single day.

Don't they usually film the cum shot first?

Guys who can't get hard.

POV porn.

Tripping over prolapsed anus.

R205 Let's test your theory on some 22-year-olds!

Ugly guys thinking that they are STARS because they have a cheap camera and an internet connection.

The fake moaning and groaning. Bitch, he hasn't even touched you yet.

Not a fan of lip licking or exaggerated expressions of ecstasy either.

I get the appeal of "the money shot." But there's also the appeal of knowing the cum is hitting the back of the cocksucker's throat. That is too often overlooked in porn.

I can’t stand it when the cum is wasted on someone’s face or in their mouth or their stomach or back. It goes UP INSIDE THE ASSHOLE, dipshits. If you really wanna taste it, fart it out on the top’s dick and have him feed it back to you that way.

My mother told me that’s how she and my father ALWAYS did it.

R215 Oh dear, you ARE wicked!

[quote] If you really wanna taste it, fart it out on the top’s dick and have him feed it back to you that way.

How vivid.

Water sports without a decent piss-fuck scene.

Clean assholes

Silent film acting.

Hairy asses

Women.

Ugly men.

Blown out assholes that open up like a flower and eject cum and, sometimes, blood. WTF. The second I start seeing red I turn it off and scream like a little girl.

It isn’t something I hate about porn, per se, butI don’t understand the obsession with “bubble butts” and “big breasts”. It sounds womanly to me. I like masculine bodies. Not bloated heifers.

R225 you type bottom.

Feet

When the bottom's heels go up and their feet are DIRTY

When they move in for a kiss or a blowjob, and their tongue is COATED. Like WHITE (or worse, yellow-white).

When the bottom stares straight into the camera, or at the top, with an expression he thinks is 'seductive', but really makes him look psychotic and serial killer-esque. Dillon Roman does that ALL THE TIME. I find him really hot face and body wise, but those 'suggestive' little looks creep me the fuck out.

Straight and Bi guys.

I don't mind str8 and bi guys in gay porn as long as they are exclusively bottoms and take it deep and long with gleeful delight.

Nah, I like guys into gay sex, not posers.

Cock rings.

Dildos.

Scarred penises.

Two-tone dick, where the different tones are sharply delineated, like Neapolitan ice cream.

R235 that's what I really mean. I think. I don't know what a Neapolitan ice cream is or looks like though.

Twinks.

R236 Strictly speaking, it's three-tone.

Where are you from that you've never heard of Neapolitan Ice Cream?!?

R239 I think it's a generational thing. That kind of ice cream used to be popular, but you don't see it now.

I LOATHED the strawberry flavah!

I don’t hate it but it always makes me laugh when they give a porn performer a different character name.

“And Eric Manchester as Phil”

That hissing, sucking air sound. Flaccid dicks. Bored bottoms. Obviously straight tops who are on viagra. Lack of kissing. Hot tops getting paired with the ugliest bottoms and vice versa. Anorexic looking or steroid-pumped bodies. The loud club music in the background that drowns out the moaning and fucking sounds. Shaved pubes and legs.

Those goldfish lip motions that a lot of the Bel Ami guys do.

Jockstraps. NOBODY looks good fucking in a jockstrap.

I just want to second the jock strap thing. Ugh. No.

Stupid gay underwear brands like Andrew Christian and PUMP.

Knowing that the bottom is gaping and semi prolapsing but thee production being too tasteful to show it in all its glory.

Fake blood. I know they leave and go home and then I'm alone. No. NO.

When it's painfully obvious that one or both aren't into it at all.

I'm not expecting Oscar winning acting, but sometimes it's clear that they'd rather be anywhere else and it's really offputting.

G4P guys, poppers, and sleazy guys(the gross, not sexy kind).

Performers who bear a resemblance to any of my family members or close friends.

Tattoos, piercings, dirty feet, nasty ugly circ scars, overly sweaty guys, dirty ratty hair, guys that look trashy and unkempt.

NDS just posted another video (after a similar one several months ago) with a trans performer. It's not for me but I do think it's fine for anyone interested in watching it; I just wish they'd put these kinds of videos (if they intend to make more) on a separate site of their own.

Yeah, that’s fucked up to put a trans performer in gay porn like it’s just something that’s normal and not its own fetish / category. It’d be like if they had a morbidly obese performer show up in a Next Door scene out of nowhere and expected viewers to just go with it.

Razor bumps, bruises, fresh scars, acne, backne, scratches...

Tops who can’t maintain a god damn fuck’n hardon while having sex. For god’s sake, get somebody who can actually go to bone town and play the part.

That was the tragic flaw in Rick Donovan. Working class boy next door looks with plump pink lips, veiny dick of death, but rubbery hard ons. Now we have injectable miracle serums there is no excuse for a megadicked top to sport soft wood.

Ken Ryker often had the same problem, R258.

I always figure the guys who can never stay hard are the straight G4P'ers. Actual gay guys can stay hard.

[quote]Vaginas on “men”!

Not to mention vaginas on "women".

Someone wearing a uniform or other sexy costume - and then taking it all off as soon as the sex starts.

Leave the cowboy hat on!!!!! That’s a part of the fantasy.

In a straight porn, I hate when the camera only focuses on women, when mens faces pixelated...mens holes are not shown...its unfair world, men r hotter than women and needs adoring..

^I know! Watch gay porn instead of straight porn.

Stinkfish

pimply asses , wearing of Timberlands while in a jock strap , dead eyed and zoned out actors having mechanical sex

I haven't seen a porn ho performing in Timberlands in over a decade, if not longer.

DL - where TIME STANDS STILL.

There’s nothing wrong with being dead-eyed and zoned out (they just might be experiencing physical pleasure—sometimes a person takes on a stoned appearance). But wearing a jockstrap IS unforgivable. I agree with you there.

Did anyone see that "Pandemic Pornstar" flick that Dante was in? Is it worth seeking out?

When a scene is shot outdoors and there's fucking flies buzzing around and landing on the performers.

R270 This!

Bad acting.

Where the guys just start out naked and hard. I like to watch the furtive glances, the sexual tension, the stripping. the kissing and groping, the getting hard....

I also hate when it's two guys who just meet and suddenly have sex. No tension, no "will he or won't he", no seduction...

Threesomes when both orifices are constantly be used without a break.

Acrobatics

showing 5 minutes of close up penetration

Oh, and spit. I can't even...

Turds that miss the bottom's mouth.

I hate it when the performers fuck outdoors. I know that they are either covered in bug bites or they are licking DEET off each other's body. Either way, no. Just go inside and fuck.

Spitting. It's aggressive, not sexy.

Anything with feet.

Piercings. Tattoos OK if not in abundance.

Fake rimming.

Hairless twinks or any performer looking even close to underage. Besides freaking me out I basically only want guys with a five o'clock shadow and some facial hair (think Quinto).

Whipping and paddling videos that don't bring actual blood.

Fisting videos where the bottom barely takes a hand.

Mormon elders who are twinks.

R279 Totally

Rabbis. Rabbi porn not so hot. Now Hasidic hunks on the other hand...

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R83 Don't joke about that. With FTM porn being a thing now, that could actually happen in gay porn one day lol

1) when guys have to constantly hold onto the base of their cock - while fucking, while getting sucked. Get your hands OUT of the frame.

2) when, no matter how great the sex has been, the dude has to finish himself off with his hand.

Guys who get fucked while wearing a jockstrap; take it off. Constant extreme close-ups. In a supposed romantic scene, kissing without using tongues.

Felching and creampies. Gross.

Dirty feet. Long or black nails on hands or feet. Bitten nails. Scabs. Pimples. Razor burn on the genital areas or ass. Totally shaved off pubic hair. Long hair. Hair parted in the middle. "Outie" navels.

Spitting, watersports, pulling out to jerk off to orgasm, cumming on the guy's face.

R289 nails it.

Hair in a “man bun”.

#douchebag

Oh definitely, R292. There was a period when several super hot guys went through man-bun and top-knot hairstyle phases and it was SUCH A TURN-OFF.

Females

[Quote] creampies. Gross.

[Quote] pulling out to jerk off to orgasm

So you don’t like the guy to cum on the inside OR the outside? Doesn’t leave many options.

Girly Fem guys talking in a scene or moaning like a girl....I don't put up with it in my real life and sure don't want it in my porn...

R288 I hate it when guys touch their dick in general during porn. Let the other guy touch you!

Cheap toilet paper remnants on slimy genitalia. Gross.

large quantity of fake cum squeezed out of a bottom's ass to prove to the viewer the an internal cum shot (faked) was real.

[quote]Pimple butts.

They could be just ladybugs.

Scenes that are shot from unflattering perspectives, like when you're forced to look at a guy's foot soles. Ugh.

Long, fake fingernails on any guy, but especially on a top (see Deepdics in some of his videos)

Guys wearing shoes, socks, and/or any kind of hat or baseball cap

Pierced nipples or genitals

Tatted ass cheeks

Deepdics = Deepdicc

Deformed looking roided-out 'pornstars'. 🤢 🤮

Too many tats and crispy looking tans. 🤮 🤢 🤮

Ugly feet. 🤢 🤮

Too many close up shots of penetration

Hairy asses. Ugh. Gross.

Guys who won't swallow.

Sketchy Sex and the latter years of Fraternity X exhibited what I really hate most... NOTHING BUT CLOSE-UPS. You can't see what's actually going on. And a close up of a cock or hole isn't nearly as hot as seeing the hot guys entire body and face too.

I used to love Fraternity X, but ugh, nothing in the last several years is even remotely hot. And Sketchy Sex is rarely hot because it's almost nothing but closeups (again, the early years were a bit better).

WTF IS UP WITH NONSTOP CLOSE-UPS WHERE YOU NEVER SEE THE ENTIRE GUY AT ONCE?

I'm gay and I find buttholes disgusting. Any closeup of any asshole, licking an asshole, unloading on an asshole—gross. Watching anyone sniff poppers also grosses me out. I don't understand how these things turn anyone on.

Also fisting and anything along those lines, spitting, pissing, choking, and spending more time on close-ups of the penis going in and out instead of showing bodies and faces.

I also find costumes a turnoff but they don't bother me like the things above, except women's undergarments.

I love nipples pierced with rings but find bars a turnoff for some reason. I really dislike most other body piercings. I didn't used to mind tattoos when guys had one or a few but nowadays I find them a total turnoff because attractive young men have turned themselves into human wallpaper.

So yeah, I am pretty vanilla except that I do love really verbal guys, powerfucking, multiples and cum eating.

Pissing is a total turn-off. I will never understand anyone so sick that they eroticize human waste. It's just gross.

Oh, also add the incest thing. It's become a horror.

When it started, it was always step brothers and then progressed to mom's boyfriend and then mom's husband, and the all of a sudden it was fathers sexually abusing their sons and they started casting "sons" who look like little boys. It's so fucked up. I'm mortified that gay men are being marketed and are consuming pedo fantasy porn.

Cumming inside is ok (anal or oral), but if you really wanna push me over the edge, show the top's dick spasming in side or bottom view. For anal, also include the top's taint cuz the muscles contracting are a turn on.

I know it excites some people, but squeezing cum out the butt makes me hit fast forward. Even worse when it sounds like loose poop.

I agree with everyone on the inane overuse of "fuck yeah". Also hate it when hairpins fly out the mouth of a masculine-looking bottom. Jeebus.

I'm not a fan of dribblers. Streamers are ok, but big shooters are best.

The top is jacking off to cum on the bottom at the end of the scene. The scene goes back and forth between a close up of his dick and a close up of the top with his eyes shut tight, concentrating intensely. Eventually we get a close up of the bottom…who looks up at the top with mild annoyance, hoping the top will cum soon so he can take a quick shower and get paid.

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Tattoos, piercings, ear gauges, bleached blond hair, hairy balls, hairy asses, hairy taints, beer guts...

Gay porn performers, married with chicks in real life, lol.

r315 I find the ones married to men who still make a big deal about fucking pussy to be worse. And that list is growing by the day

Ugly moles on or near the ass, or the cock and balls. Really turns me off.

Shaved pubes or heavily trimmed.

Hardwood floors

Headboards that are attached to the wall

When the actors are older than 15.

The extra moaning that the director sticks in post production that obviously isn’t coming from the actors.

Unrealistic plot points.

Sitcom-style plots with lots of mugging for the camera

Another vote for fucking in the kitchen. That ain't sanitary, gurl.

Performers (usually bottoms) who look straight into the camera with what they think is a "sexy" come hither expression, but really just looks gormless and cringeworthy. "Flirting with the camera" CAN be hot, but 9 out of 10 porn actors aren't talented or charismatic enough to pull it off, and should be taught to never ever look straight into the camera.

But-pimples and backne.

Flirting with the camera = methed out , R324

When the performers are clearly off their faces on drugs, eyes glazed over—instant turn off for me. Also, no offence to women, but I don’t like women in gay porn scenes.

I actually liked that drugged look

Fake rimming.

Gay voice.

Ass blemishes.

Dirty holes.

Blown out holes.

Fathers and sons who look the same age.

Trannies.

[troll] Fathers and sons who look the same age.

That's so true!! I never get why something is titled "Daddy and son" and they're the same age

I hate it when only one guy gets his cock sucked. It's become so common, I FF through a video to check before deciding to devote my time to it.

Mutual cocksucking is the way to go.

That gay porn is now all about pussy. Joelsomeone was a gay pass around bottom in Arizona (with the voice to prove it). Now he pretty much only does bi porn and all his onlyfans is him fucking FTMs. He is almost pathological in his desire to let the world know how amazing and transformative pussy is. Here is his just now getting a gay his 'first pussy' experience and that guy then tweeted how amazing it was and hopes to fuck more pussy in the future. Its borderline a fetish.

The dialogue of super fem bottoms sounds so ridiculous. "Oh daddy yes, please, harder, oh daddy, omg, oh oh, yes please daddy, omg, oh, oh"

SHUT UP, dumbass.

Hearing verbal direction or coaching, such as in those old "His First Huge Cock" videos from some 15+ years ago (I know, it's a really outdated example, but it's on point). Having to fap to it with the sound off every time because that queeny and obnoxious mofo wouldn't STFU and just let the guys do their thing

There's seven guys in the video, and they stand around waiting to fuck or get sucked by the one designated bottom guy. Waste of talent, have those guys do things in the background, sucking, rimming, kissing, jerking.

Tattoos, not just tattoos but ugly tattoos. Nobody needs the Serenity Prayer on their thigh. Or Spencerian Cursive calligraphy of their name on their chest.

Facial, tongue, nose, lip, eyebrow, and ear piercing and jewelry. Take the piercings off your dick if someone is going to suck it, nobody wants to break a tooth on your cock jewelry.

Thong tan lines, track marks, models with unruly hairdos, etc.

Insulting the gay community by insisting that models are hotter when they straight. Or married. Or being abusive. No choking or slapping please.

The pizza delivery arrived but no one ate the pizza!

r335 reminds me of BillyEssex shilling his 'straight guys do gay stuff' and saying come meet them and get a photo at pride, and the next post is him fucking a chick. Leeches.

Not enough middle-aged men having sex together. It’s the same 10 guys, all with horrible tattoos.

Knowing that the Gay4pay actors leave set and go straight to the ATM to deposit their checks!!!

Ugly, misshapen guys. Too many tattoos. No makeup, bad lighting. Amateurs. Sticking anything up the butt besides dick or normal sized dildos. Extreme fems. Actors that have been around the block a hundred times or more.

Unsanitary body piercings.

All the Gideon Bibles in the nightstands!!!

I hated that one porno had the same horse head statue on the shelf that I had recently bought too!

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