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What do you say to the 24-28 year olds that message you on Scruff

When you’re almost 50?

I get TONS of messages from daddy chasers but I never know what to say to them after “Hi there, handsome”. Half the time they’re messaging me from work so we talk about that for like two replies then we run out of things of mutual interest to discuss.

One kid sent me a pic (clothed) of him that was different from his profile pics (that were all shirtless) and I didn’t know what to say so I said “That slaps!” and then never heard from him again.

I don’t even want a 24 year old twink. I just wanna know what to say to them.

by Anonymousreply 36June 27, 2021 5:20 AM

“So ….Do you like ….stuff”?

by Anonymousreply 1June 25, 2021 5:14 AM

"Want to come over? I'm generous..."

by Anonymousreply 2June 25, 2021 5:21 AM

OP, I'm surprised you carry on conversations like that. I've found most guys, including myself, just want to know what kind of action you're looking for. I got messaged by a 20 year old today on Grindr. I usually ignore guys that young, not my type, but decided to chat and see where it went. He just wanted a blowjob and was over at my place about 20 minutes later.

True story!

by Anonymousreply 3June 25, 2021 5:32 AM

I’m not generous.

by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2021 5:32 AM

What “slaps?” Eldergay obesity?

by Anonymousreply 5June 25, 2021 5:32 AM

Hey, baby. You like it in the butt?

by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2021 5:51 AM

“Wut? Wut? IN DA BUTT?!”

by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2021 6:15 AM

"You seem to be of loose morals, perhaps we should meet in a discreet location and see if I respond to you. It's difficult to tell by a couple of blurry photographs if coitus is a possibility. Let me know your intentions. Thanks"

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2021 6:57 AM

Ask them about The TikTok and The Reddit and also the tide pod challenge.

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2021 7:09 AM

Check your profile settings to see what you listed in the "I am into" category. If you listed twinks or college, you shouldn't be surprised that you're getting some hits. But yea, some of those guys are escorts looking for money and since guys their age usually don't have money, they go to the old folks like you.

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2021 8:10 AM

“That slaps!”

and you wonder why u never heard from him again

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2021 8:25 AM

"What do you say to the 24-28 year olds that message you on Scruff"

Is your dad around?

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2021 9:14 AM

My profile specifies “no face pic = no response” and “being called Daddy gets me soft”, among plenty of more positive attributes, so naturally I am bombarded with messages from faceless profiles starting with “Hi Daddy - come fuck me hard” etc.

When I ignored today’s he responded with “can I at least get a cock shot?”.

by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2021 10:03 AM

A lot of them say "Age is just a number!" and I say "Tell that to my knees." and then they never talk to me again.

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2021 10:04 AM

^ someone spends a lot of time on her knees, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 15June 26, 2021 8:47 AM

Tell them they look like a strapping whipper-snapper and offer them a Werthers Original.

by Anonymousreply 16June 26, 2021 9:21 AM

[quote]I get TONS of messages from daddy chasers but I never know what to say to them...

Just ask for Verificatia of SizeMeat.

by Anonymousreply 17June 26, 2021 9:34 AM

I ask if they know a good foreskin inspector.

by Anonymousreply 18June 26, 2021 10:06 AM

Ask if they know how to fold and unfold a walker for you.

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by Anonymousreply 19June 26, 2021 10:08 AM

Ask them if they know how to change a catheter properly.

by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2021 10:37 AM

Let’s give it the old college try!

by Anonymousreply 21June 26, 2021 10:46 AM

"That slaps" eh?

Ask them if they are up for a good rogering OP!

by Anonymousreply 22June 26, 2021 10:52 AM

I ask them if they don't mind bending over on the edge of the bed as my sciatica acts up if get on my knees to do it doggy style...but I'm 8 inches so if they don't mind Ben Gay joining us, I'll do it.

by Anonymousreply 23June 26, 2021 10:58 AM

Start talking about Helen Lawson and see if they pretend to know who she is so they don't appear dumb to you.

by Anonymousreply 24June 26, 2021 10:59 AM

"Bend over, kid"

by Anonymousreply 25June 26, 2021 11:02 AM

Invite them to the rumpus room!

by Anonymousreply 26June 26, 2021 11:11 AM

During a stay over, if they have a wig block so your toupee can dry properly..

by Anonymousreply 27June 26, 2021 2:28 PM

It really because you can host and they are all living at home.

by Anonymousreply 28June 26, 2021 2:34 PM

R16 = C. Montgomery Burns

by Anonymousreply 29June 26, 2021 2:44 PM

They must be lonely at work.

by Anonymousreply 30June 26, 2021 2:52 PM

It all fine and fun until people readily mistake them for your son. Been there and done that.

For some reason, when I hit 60, I suddenly became attractive to several really hot 35 year olds. Of course, I was flattered at first but in the end, I just seemed sketchy. They just wanted to love my lifestyle and benefit from the perks from a life of hard work. I did meet the dad of one of the guys and he was my age. Oddly, enough, the parents were fine with me dating their precocious little angel. They thought I would be a good influence on him. Sorry- no.

by Anonymousreply 31June 26, 2021 3:00 PM

[quote] A lot of them say "Age is just a number!" and I say "Tell that to my knees." and then they never talk to me again

Ain’t that the truth. My knees object strenuously after every workout.

Sounds like a high-class problem to have, if you ask me, but then, I definitely like them younger. When I (rarely) meet a guy closer to my age who would do it for me, they look right through me, so here we are.

by Anonymousreply 32June 26, 2021 3:52 PM

Humblebrag thread.

by Anonymousreply 33June 26, 2021 3:57 PM

Ask if they can take you to dialysis later.

by Anonymousreply 34June 26, 2021 4:21 PM

“Cool - come over, here is my address”. Guaranteed to lead to endless questions and absolutely nothing else. Maybe I haven’t master app cruising - but I find it has a success rate of about 0.1%. I just don’t get it.

by Anonymousreply 35June 26, 2021 4:43 PM

Tell them you're a Dishwasher, beween jobs.

by Anonymousreply 36June 27, 2021 5:20 AM
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