What do you say to the 24-28 year olds that message you on Scruff
When you’re almost 50?
I get TONS of messages from daddy chasers but I never know what to say to them after “Hi there, handsome”. Half the time they’re messaging me from work so we talk about that for like two replies then we run out of things of mutual interest to discuss.
One kid sent me a pic (clothed) of him that was different from his profile pics (that were all shirtless) and I didn’t know what to say so I said “That slaps!” and then never heard from him again.
I don’t even want a 24 year old twink. I just wanna know what to say to them.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 27, 2021 5:20 AM
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“So ….Do you like ….stuff”?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2021 5:14 AM
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"Want to come over? I'm generous..."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2021 5:21 AM
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OP, I'm surprised you carry on conversations like that. I've found most guys, including myself, just want to know what kind of action you're looking for. I got messaged by a 20 year old today on Grindr. I usually ignore guys that young, not my type, but decided to chat and see where it went. He just wanted a blowjob and was over at my place about 20 minutes later.
True story!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2021 5:32 AM
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What “slaps?” Eldergay obesity?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2021 5:32 AM
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Hey, baby. You like it in the butt?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2021 5:51 AM
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"You seem to be of loose morals, perhaps we should meet in a discreet location and see if I respond to you. It's difficult to tell by a couple of blurry photographs if coitus is a possibility. Let me know your intentions. Thanks"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2021 6:57 AM
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Ask them about The TikTok and The Reddit and also the tide pod challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2021 7:09 AM
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Check your profile settings to see what you listed in the "I am into" category. If you listed twinks or college, you shouldn't be surprised that you're getting some hits. But yea, some of those guys are escorts looking for money and since guys their age usually don't have money, they go to the old folks like you.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2021 8:10 AM
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“That slaps!”
and you wonder why u never heard from him again
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2021 8:25 AM
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"What do you say to the 24-28 year olds that message you on Scruff"
Is your dad around?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2021 9:14 AM
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My profile specifies “no face pic = no response” and “being called Daddy gets me soft”, among plenty of more positive attributes, so naturally I am bombarded with messages from faceless profiles starting with “Hi Daddy - come fuck me hard” etc.
When I ignored today’s he responded with “can I at least get a cock shot?”.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2021 10:03 AM
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A lot of them say "Age is just a number!" and I say "Tell that to my knees." and then they never talk to me again.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2021 10:04 AM
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^ someone spends a lot of time on her knees, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 26, 2021 8:47 AM
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Tell them they look like a strapping whipper-snapper and offer them a Werthers Original.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 26, 2021 9:21 AM
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[quote]I get TONS of messages from daddy chasers but I never know what to say to them...
Just ask for Verificatia of SizeMeat.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 26, 2021 9:34 AM
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I ask if they know a good foreskin inspector.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 26, 2021 10:06 AM
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Ask if they know how to fold and unfold a walker for you.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | June 26, 2021 10:08 AM
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Ask them if they know how to change a catheter properly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 26, 2021 10:37 AM
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Let’s give it the old college try!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 26, 2021 10:46 AM
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"That slaps" eh?
Ask them if they are up for a good rogering OP!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 26, 2021 10:52 AM
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I ask them if they don't mind bending over on the edge of the bed as my sciatica acts up if get on my knees to do it doggy style...but I'm 8 inches so if they don't mind Ben Gay joining us, I'll do it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 26, 2021 10:58 AM
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Start talking about Helen Lawson and see if they pretend to know who she is so they don't appear dumb to you.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 26, 2021 10:59 AM
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Invite them to the rumpus room!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 26, 2021 11:11 AM
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During a stay over, if they have a wig block so your toupee can dry properly..
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 26, 2021 2:28 PM
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It really because you can host and they are all living at home.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 26, 2021 2:34 PM
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R16 = C. Montgomery Burns
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 26, 2021 2:44 PM
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They must be lonely at work.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 26, 2021 2:52 PM
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It all fine and fun until people readily mistake them for your son. Been there and done that.
For some reason, when I hit 60, I suddenly became attractive to several really hot 35 year olds. Of course, I was flattered at first but in the end, I just seemed sketchy. They just wanted to love my lifestyle and benefit from the perks from a life of hard work. I did meet the dad of one of the guys and he was my age. Oddly, enough, the parents were fine with me dating their precocious little angel. They thought I would be a good influence on him. Sorry- no.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 26, 2021 3:00 PM
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[quote] A lot of them say "Age is just a number!" and I say "Tell that to my knees." and then they never talk to me again
Ain’t that the truth. My knees object strenuously after every workout.
Sounds like a high-class problem to have, if you ask me, but then, I definitely like them younger. When I (rarely) meet a guy closer to my age who would do it for me, they look right through me, so here we are.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 26, 2021 3:52 PM
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Ask if they can take you to dialysis later.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 26, 2021 4:21 PM
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“Cool - come over, here is my address”. Guaranteed to lead to endless questions and absolutely nothing else. Maybe I haven’t master app cruising - but I find it has a success rate of about 0.1%. I just don’t get it.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 26, 2021 4:43 PM
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Tell them you're a Dishwasher, beween jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 27, 2021 5:20 AM
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