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My wife wipes back to front.

She gets infections and I keep telling her to stop. Amy advice?

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2021 5:00 AM

Lick her pussy clean after each bathroom break?

by Anonymousreply 1June 25, 2021 2:54 AM

You're going to have to kill her.

by Anonymousreply 2June 25, 2021 2:56 AM

Who's Amy?

by Anonymousreply 3June 25, 2021 2:59 AM

Don't put your mouth near her vagina or you may get an M&M that's not the type of M&M one likes, and I don't mean "with nuts" or "plain chocolate".

by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2021 3:11 AM

Rinse in the shower whenever possible and get a bidet.

by Anonymousreply 5June 25, 2021 3:13 AM

Saying you’re buying the bidet for yourself would be the gracious thing to do. Then rave rave rave about it.

by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2021 3:38 AM

Take away her toilet paper so she can't wipe.

by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2021 3:47 AM

Amy Advice, you stay away from my job, you bitch

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2021 4:00 AM

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2021 4:06 AM

I assume this pair is lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2021 4:19 AM

I suggest throwing a binder or stapler at her head.

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2021 4:20 AM

Stealth scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2021 4:25 AM

Fire hose OP. And Cha Cha heels for Amy of course.

by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2021 4:51 AM

Does Cheryl know of your impending divorce?

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2021 4:55 AM

We don’t see a problemia.

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2021 4:59 AM

Maybe Amy doesn't want you near her anymore, Dawn. Take a hint, toots.

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2021 5:00 AM
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