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Let's list vapid motivational slogans

You must show up for yourself

by Anonymousreply 112July 16, 2021 12:04 PM

Live forward, not backward

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2021 9:59 PM

YEW are the YEW that YEW'VE always been looking for.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2021 10:03 PM

Gotta bring some ass to get some ass.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2021 10:49 PM

You gotta do what you gotta do

by Anonymousreply 4June 25, 2021 2:13 AM

Just say no.

by Anonymousreply 5June 25, 2021 2:17 AM

Pick the low-hanging fruit - that always made me giggle!

by Anonymousreply 6June 25, 2021 2:43 AM

Live, laugh, love!

by Anonymousreply 7June 25, 2021 3:36 AM

DOESN'T MATTER- BE BETTER

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2021 3:52 AM

Teamwork makes the dream work

by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2021 3:53 AM

Be the change you’re looking for!

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2021 4:04 AM

Work smart, not hard.

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2021 4:08 AM

Yew be yew

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2021 4:11 AM

“Live Your Best Life”

Someone please pass me a bucket. I’m going to puke.

by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2021 4:12 AM

Difficult roads lead to amazing destinations.

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2021 4:12 AM

[quote] Pay it forward.

If someone (who is somewhat random) does something for you, they did you a favor. If you then do something nice to a somewhat random person, you are paying it back (not paying it forward).

I would say paying it forward is something nice not in response to any favors done for you.

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2021 4:13 AM

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2021 4:28 AM

If you can dream it, you can do it! (Walt Disney)

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. (Zig Ziglar)

The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion. (L. Ron Hubbard

by Anonymousreply 17June 25, 2021 5:12 AM

No pain, no gain!

by Anonymousreply 18June 25, 2021 5:15 AM

“You got this!”

by Anonymousreply 19June 25, 2021 5:24 AM

Quitters never win, winners never quit 🚬

by Anonymousreply 20June 25, 2021 5:25 AM

Live your truth!

by Anonymousreply 21June 25, 2021 10:16 AM

R16 you can NEVER KNOW!@! THEY ARE MYSTERIOUS TRANS CHOCOLATES

by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2021 10:17 AM

Love is love

by Anonymousreply 23June 25, 2021 10:29 AM

If you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else

by Anonymousreply 24June 25, 2021 10:29 AM

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2021 11:15 AM

Doing (something bad) will damage their karma. Everything I give all comes back to me. I don’t want to put that out into universe.

by Anonymousreply 26June 25, 2021 4:53 PM

Be yourself.

by Anonymousreply 27June 25, 2021 4:57 PM

You do you

by Anonymousreply 28June 25, 2021 4:58 PM

The entire song "Imagine" which is a sappy, vapid, banal piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 29June 25, 2021 5:42 PM

Be here now. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. We can all stop world hunger if we just love enough.

by Anonymousreply 30June 25, 2021 5:47 PM

Everybody say love

by Anonymousreply 31June 25, 2021 5:50 PM

It's not going to suck itself.

by Anonymousreply 32June 25, 2021 5:51 PM

I want world peace.

by Anonymousreply 33June 25, 2021 5:52 PM

Work hard. Play hard.

by Anonymousreply 34June 25, 2021 6:29 PM

Just do it.

by Anonymousreply 35June 25, 2021 6:33 PM

We're all in this together.

by Anonymousreply 36June 25, 2021 6:35 PM

There's no 'I' in team.

by Anonymousreply 37June 25, 2021 6:35 PM

Grip it and rip it, bruh.

by Anonymousreply 38June 25, 2021 6:45 PM

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 39June 25, 2021 6:51 PM

If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready.

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by Anonymousreply 40June 25, 2021 6:52 PM

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

by Anonymousreply 41June 25, 2021 6:55 PM

"you know what the definition of insanity is..."

This a classic gaslighting phrase that bosses use when the truth is they don't know what the fuck they're doing, but somehow they're going to dump the blame on you for their fuck ups. Meanwhile, they're insufferable narcissist's who think they are on the level of Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 42June 25, 2021 6:59 PM

Believe!

by Anonymousreply 43June 25, 2021 7:24 PM

Whether you believe you can or believe you can't...you're right.

by Anonymousreply 44June 25, 2021 7:38 PM

Don't sweat the small stuff

by Anonymousreply 45June 25, 2021 8:02 PM

@r19 that one makes my ears hurt every time I hear it. Gawd make it stop.

by Anonymousreply 46June 25, 2021 8:06 PM

A Winner Never Quits and A Quitter Never Wins

by Anonymousreply 47June 25, 2021 8:16 PM

A lot if these sound like fortune cookies!

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by Anonymousreply 48June 25, 2021 8:20 PM

My passion! My passion!

If I see the word 'passion' in a cover letter, I toss the whole package. First, it is a worn out cliche. Second, it is a damned poor word to describe something that interests you. It is silly hyperbole.

Save your passion for your sex partners and for your therapist. It has no place in a work setting.

by Anonymousreply 49June 25, 2021 8:30 PM

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

by Anonymousreply 50June 25, 2021 10:05 PM

R49 the obnoxious thing is, a lot of job descriptions say they're looking for people with a "PASSION" for whatever.

by Anonymousreply 51June 25, 2021 10:30 PM

Bend over and take it.

by Anonymousreply 52June 25, 2021 11:15 PM

Be yourself.

by Anonymousreply 53June 25, 2021 11:16 PM

R47 You are right. I’ve seen plenty of winners who quit.

by Anonymousreply 54June 25, 2021 11:16 PM

This is going to hurt you more and it hurts me.

by Anonymousreply 55June 25, 2021 11:17 PM

Your only limit is you.

by Anonymousreply 56June 25, 2021 11:21 PM

Love means never having to say your sorry.

by Anonymousreply 57June 25, 2021 11:35 PM

R56 / R57 Your = you're

by Anonymousreply 58June 25, 2021 11:36 PM

R58: Oh Dear!

Read R56 again.

by Anonymousreply 59June 25, 2021 11:46 PM

Nothing is impossible, even the word says "I'm possible"

Unless you're lacking punctuation skills, no bitch, it does not.

by Anonymousreply 60June 25, 2021 11:48 PM

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

by Anonymousreply 61June 25, 2021 11:52 PM

"I am not what happened to me. I am what I choose to become." - Carl Jung

Sorry, but we're both.

by Anonymousreply 62June 25, 2021 11:55 PM

R59 I'm laughing....and drunk.

by Anonymousreply 63June 26, 2021 12:05 AM

“Love is love” is an insipid tautology. I understand the thought behind it, but this phrase does not express it very well.

by Anonymousreply 64June 26, 2021 1:26 PM

Be best!

by Anonymousreply 65June 26, 2021 1:30 PM

"Don't hate. Appreciate."

I used to hear this a lot from illiterate, ill-informed idiots who would regard any criticism as "hate".

by Anonymousreply 66June 26, 2021 2:08 PM

If you can dream it, you can do it.

by Anonymousreply 67June 26, 2021 3:17 PM

What is to give light must endure burning.

by Anonymousreply 68June 26, 2021 3:36 PM

No shirt, no shoes, no problem .

by Anonymousreply 69June 26, 2021 3:41 PM

Haters gonna hate

by Anonymousreply 70June 27, 2021 6:43 PM

The beatings will continue until moral improves.

by Anonymousreply 71June 27, 2021 7:02 PM

God works in mysterious ways

by Anonymousreply 72June 28, 2021 12:39 AM

Any and all of the AA crap.

by Anonymousreply 73June 28, 2021 12:41 AM

True friends are those who lift you up when your heart's wings forget how to fly.

by Anonymousreply 74June 28, 2021 12:41 AM

Don't put cigarettes in our urinals. We don't piss in your ashtrays.

by Anonymousreply 75June 28, 2021 1:26 AM

That one about how bees are not aerodynamic enough to fly but they do anyway because no one ever told them.

by Anonymousreply 76June 28, 2021 12:16 PM

R76 is right. Especially since it's been debunked time and time again.

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by Anonymousreply 77June 28, 2021 3:58 PM

"Hang in there baby." - Below picture of kitten hanging from tree branch by two paws.

by Anonymousreply 78June 29, 2021 12:14 AM

"Everything happens for a reason."

So all those children suffering at St Jude's - yes, God has an excellent reason for every one of them! Their suffering will.... uh, make us glad it's not us??

by Anonymousreply 79June 29, 2021 12:25 AM

"There's a hero if you look inside your heart."

Barf

by Anonymousreply 80June 29, 2021 7:41 AM

It takes a village to raise a child.

by Anonymousreply 81June 29, 2021 11:14 AM

The best things in life come with patience.

by Anonymousreply 82June 29, 2021 11:21 AM

It is what it is..

by Anonymousreply 83June 29, 2021 12:38 PM

LIFE IS SIMPLE

Eat..Sleep..Play.. Repeat

by Anonymousreply 84June 29, 2021 12:45 PM

"When God closes one door, He opens another."

"When God closes a door, He opens a window."

Well, no wonder the world is in such a mess right now. God is too busy closing doors. Is He auditioning to be cast in "Noises Off"?

by Anonymousreply 85June 29, 2021 2:32 PM

Slap faces and give No apologies

by Anonymousreply 86June 29, 2021 2:35 PM

Lots of these are great. I'm going to get several of them tattooed on myself so I can take my clothes off and look in the mirror when I need to be motivated.

by Anonymousreply 87June 29, 2021 4:13 PM

It’s a real game changer………

by Anonymousreply 88June 29, 2021 4:18 PM

Don’t worry…….Be Happy

by Anonymousreply 89June 29, 2021 4:19 PM

black Lives Matter

by Anonymousreply 90June 29, 2021 4:24 PM

All Lives Matter

by Anonymousreply 91June 29, 2021 4:36 PM

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

by Anonymousreply 92June 29, 2021 4:51 PM

N Word

by Anonymousreply 93July 1, 2021 4:38 AM

Stop The Steal

by Anonymousreply 94July 7, 2021 2:55 AM

Never Accept Anything Except Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 95July 7, 2021 2:56 AM

Don't Give Up

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by Anonymousreply 96July 7, 2021 3:02 AM

I'm not an AmeriCANT I'm an AmeriCAN.

by Anonymousreply 97July 7, 2021 3:06 AM

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by Anonymousreply 98July 7, 2021 3:16 AM

ACES IN THEIR PLACES

by Anonymousreply 99July 7, 2021 3:55 AM

"There's immunity in community!"

by Anonymousreply 100July 7, 2021 4:05 AM

Build Back Better

by Anonymousreply 101July 16, 2021 3:21 AM

"Goals!"

No, genetics combined with an endorphin addiction.

by Anonymousreply 102July 16, 2021 3:41 AM

In life nobody rides for free it’s ass, grass or cash.

by Anonymousreply 103July 16, 2021 4:01 AM

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else.

by Anonymousreply 104July 16, 2021 4:38 AM

R104 that’s an excuse to be a selfish asshole all while learning to love yourself more.

by Anonymousreply 105July 16, 2021 10:52 AM

Live, Laugh, Love.

by Anonymousreply 106July 16, 2021 11:40 AM

Make America Great Again

by Anonymousreply 107July 16, 2021 11:46 AM

Blue Lives Matter.

by Anonymousreply 108July 16, 2021 11:47 AM

There's no "I" in teamwork!

by Anonymousreply 109July 16, 2021 11:47 AM

Jews Will Not Replace us!

by Anonymousreply 110July 16, 2021 11:48 AM

[quote] Blue Lives Matter.

[quote]—What the fuck is a blue life?

Ever heard of the Smurfs?

by Anonymousreply 111July 16, 2021 12:02 PM

R111 Cartoons don't have lives.

by Anonymousreply 112July 16, 2021 12:04 PM
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