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Madonna Taking Out Her Tits Again

She really has hit a wall.

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by Anonymousreply 90June 25, 2021 11:50 PM

Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2021 6:19 PM

Please, PLEASE put them away!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2021 6:22 PM

Why are they so square, and the nipple is way off to the side?

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2021 6:27 PM

Raggedy Anne wig

by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2021 6:29 PM

Those are some heinous implants. And I thought Jolie's were bad . . .

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2021 6:30 PM

[quote] Why are they so square, and the nipple is way off to the side?

Because those ancient things have been re-structured and re-furbished more than the Baths of Diocletian!

by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2021 6:33 PM

Her tits are reductive.

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2021 6:34 PM

If you have it flaunt it. If I look that good, I’d do the same.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2021 6:34 PM

[quote] If you have it flaunt it. If I look that good, I’d do the same.

Square and off-center tits "look that good"??

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2021 6:36 PM

HOLY AREOLA

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2021 6:38 PM

Netflix apparently passed on her Madame X show.

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2021 6:47 PM

She really did get implants, didn't she? I always thought she'd leave her tits alone, but there they are.

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2021 6:52 PM

She probably got them lifted. Her fake ass still looks ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2021 6:53 PM

Granny Tranny Porn

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2021 6:56 PM

Durrty skank.

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2021 6:59 PM

How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2021 7:01 PM

So wild.

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2021 7:06 PM

Tits are lopsided.

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2021 7:07 PM

Those nipples look perfect!

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2021 7:09 PM

What’s going on with her nips?

by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2021 7:12 PM

Looking like Pennywise

by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2021 7:12 PM

Those are dirty pillows, they're dirty duvets.

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2021 7:13 PM

I miss the hairy yak

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by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2021 7:13 PM

She's becoming a living Allen Jones work of art!

Or else, just a tired old ho.

by Anonymousreply 24June 24, 2021 7:17 PM

She’ll be showing her tits when she’s 90 just like Mamie Van Doren.

by Anonymousreply 25June 24, 2021 7:23 PM

Her poor nipple is so embarrassed that it’s trying to run for the cover of her armpit.

by Anonymousreply 26June 24, 2021 7:29 PM

She has frankentitties like Trisha Paytas!

ROCCO: You're an old skank, mom. And your tits belong in a morgue.

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by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2021 7:29 PM

Her nipples are wall-eyed.

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2021 8:03 PM

Is that actually her?

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2021 8:05 PM

This will be Kim Kardashian in about ten years. Desperate for whatever attention they can still muster.

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2021 8:08 PM

All that’s missing is David Banda doing an interpretive dance around her.

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2021 8:10 PM

She really has become Dietrich. Doing anything to hold onto the past, even if the whole look falls apart.

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2021 8:11 PM

Why let them out? Do they need airing out?

by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2021 8:12 PM

I can smell the desperation from here… 🤢

by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2021 8:13 PM

Why doesn't she just do a porno and be done with it? I think that's the only thing she hasn't done to show the world she is a desirable, sexual, hot, YOUNG sex object.

by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2021 8:14 PM

It's sad how she's so wealthy and is the most successful female artist in history yet she's still this needy for public validation. Narcissists are truly empty inside despite the confident "I don't give a fuck" attitude they present to the public. People love to bash social media influencers but many celebrities have the same exact personality as them.

by Anonymousreply 36June 24, 2021 8:21 PM

She really lacks class.

by Anonymousreply 37June 24, 2021 8:22 PM

I don't think she ever had class to begin with. That was part of her popularity I think. Rejecting traditional feminine roles in the conservative 1980s. Her personality is very aggressive and masculine. Look at when she was wearing that grill and the Sex book. She tried to recreate herself as this hippie Earth mom goddess during the Ray of Light era but I'm not sure how much of it was easily believable.

by Anonymousreply 38June 24, 2021 8:26 PM

What does the Kabbalah say about this?

by Anonymousreply 39June 24, 2021 8:27 PM

I entered this thread to ask if her nipples were supposed to look like that. As a gay, I honestly was unsure. Responses were enlightening.

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2021 8:31 PM

Is she still dressing like a pirate?

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2021 8:36 PM

Madame X was 3 years ago. The embarrassing lackluster era should be over and buried by now. Stop dragging it out and just lower the fucking casket into the ground already and start planning for the next era.

How long until Madame X 10% Live is released on Blu-Ray/DVD? Has Madonna finished reshooting parts of it in an empty theater and redubbing her vocals so that she sounds flawless?

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2021 8:45 PM

I think we can agree Madonna died after Confessions On A Dance Floor. That would have been her perfect "goodbye" album too.

by Anonymousreply 43June 24, 2021 8:54 PM

The last thing I really loved was Ray of Light, and a big chunk of Music. Ever since then it's been maybe a song here or two songs there.

by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2021 8:55 PM

I believe, R42, the Madame X tour and documentary is being released on Netflix. Madonna has started talking “reinvention” again, so I’m guessing she’s set to move on from Madame X. Probably why she’s ditched the pirate outfits for Gucci and Donatella hair.

by Anonymousreply 45June 24, 2021 8:56 PM

I don't get what else she can "reinvent" herself as. She has done basically everything. She also lowered herself when she reached out to Britney, Nicki, Drake and Timberlake for collabs in desperation to be relevant in the 21st century. Her "reinventions" don't work because she is too active on social media and revealed her true personality. It was different in the 80s and 90s when pop stars still had some mystery about them.

by Anonymousreply 46June 24, 2021 9:01 PM

Well, R46, if you ever thought it was a mystery what a 62year-olds tits look like, now you know.

by Anonymousreply 47June 24, 2021 9:07 PM

Madame X was exactly TWO years ago, not three.

by Anonymousreply 48June 24, 2021 9:10 PM

It is now greatly apparent why her son wanted to live in England with his father..

by Anonymousreply 49June 24, 2021 9:11 PM

Rocco ain't never coming home.

by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2021 9:14 PM

According to CDAN which should be taken with a grain of salt, Madonna fired Diablo Cody because she wanted to write a detailed "warts and all" biopic and Madonna only wanted a sanitized and sugarcoated version most likely to make herself look like the feminist pioneer martyr that she always loves so desperately to paint herself as.

by Anonymousreply 51June 24, 2021 9:32 PM

I can believe that, R51, but I don’t find it all that scandalous. They had differing views. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 52June 24, 2021 9:36 PM

This is nothing. I'm waiting for her lesbian threesome incest porn pics with Lourdes and Mercy.

by Anonymousreply 53June 24, 2021 9:45 PM

R53 Oh God. Not Sex: Volume Two!

by Anonymousreply 54June 24, 2021 9:48 PM

What a sad old lady Madge has become. The turning point was the divorce from Guy. He left her for a hot young piece who gave him several more children, and he publicly labeled her a controlling old bag o' bones during the bust-up. In return, she had to pay him millions.

She never got over that.

by Anonymousreply 55June 24, 2021 9:54 PM

[quote]Those are some heinous implants.

Love homosexuals who never saw a real tit in their lives being experts. Those aren't implants, she got old and fat. Women's boobs get bigger with kids, age and weight gain and she has them bound up by that contraption she's wearing.

See the belly? She even called herself fat on the show.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 24, 2021 9:59 PM

Why is she wearing a Raggedy Ann wig in that picture?

by Anonymousreply 57June 24, 2021 10:01 PM

It reminds me of that bit in [italic]the Trip[/italic] about Glenda Jackson's tired tits, but I can't find a GIF.

by Anonymousreply 58June 24, 2021 10:42 PM

Goldie Hawn was as flat as an eight year old boy most of her life, she got tits with three kids, age and weight. She's hiding the belly with all the belly with the jacket.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 24, 2021 10:45 PM

Goldie looks like Emperor Palpatine.

by Anonymousreply 60June 24, 2021 11:46 PM

Poor old busted out thirst trap. To think at one time she had the world eating out of her hand.Now shes reduced to granny porn .The sad part is NOBODY cares.

by Anonymousreply 61June 25, 2021 1:08 AM

Who the fuck cares if Madame X was two years ago not three? Nobody cared two years ago and nobody cares now. Netflix passed on it probably because it's an indulgent piece of shit with Madonna coming off as if she is some prophet. They probably gave her some notes and she became indignant and walked away. And they probably also realized that nobody cared about the tour when it was touring and nobody will care now.

I've said it before but it's sad how Madonna has morphed into not just a caricature but a complete mess. I never, ever thought she would turn into what she's become despite being a fan for decades. She had such charisma and laser focus, but everything has gone to shit. There's nothing to relate to anymore. There's nothing to LIKE about her anymore.

Even at the height of her antics and controversies, there was still something likable and relatable about Madonna. Erotica had songs like Rain, Why's It So Hard and In This Life which showed vulnerability.

Her distorted face, her distorted ass, these creepy social media photos/posts... this is the Queen of Pop?

by Anonymousreply 62June 25, 2021 1:22 AM

SHOW US YER TITS!

by Anonymousreply 63June 25, 2021 1:36 AM

R59 Goldie must have some undiagnosed form of OCD, the way she started tanning in the 2000s. It really did a number on her her skin. But she seems like an otherwise healthy person, is sweet, and is well-liked/beloved in her industry.

by Anonymousreply 64June 25, 2021 1:38 AM

She will probably be buried in a glass coffin so we can see her ass implants. In addition, her tits will be exposed whilst she dawns the “iconic” Madame X eyepatch.

by Anonymousreply 65June 25, 2021 1:44 AM

[quote] Netflix passed on it probably because it's an indulgent piece of shit with Madonna coming off as if she is some prophet.

Maybe every time someone at Netflix went to view the concert tape it didn't start for another three hours.

by Anonymousreply 66June 25, 2021 6:52 AM

She's sad. Yes, an incredible talent years ago but now she just seems desperate and sad. Wonder what it's like to have her raise a family.

by Anonymousreply 67June 25, 2021 8:18 AM

R1 - even as a gay man who dated some women in my misguided youth, I can say that the genuine smile and lines in the picture on the left when she was 52 actually made her look cute. It cut out the bitchy and harsh lines she had when she was younger (yes, I find women who let themselves age gracefully like Hepburn somewhat pretty). What she did to herself later is just tragic because, like MJ, her natural face had a glow of it's own. Says a lot about our society.

by Anonymousreply 68June 25, 2021 8:32 AM

Imagine being almost 63 and dyeing your hair blue and having your tits showing through a fishnet shirt 😭

by Anonymousreply 69June 25, 2021 8:33 AM

[quote] Look at when she was wearing that grill

She’s still wearing it.

by Anonymousreply 70June 25, 2021 8:53 AM

[quote] Yes, an incredible talent years ago

lol.

by Anonymousreply 71June 25, 2021 8:56 AM

Was she wearing Depends? That gunt sure looked thick.

by Anonymousreply 72June 25, 2021 9:11 AM

Grammadonna.

by Anonymousreply 73June 25, 2021 9:19 AM

No one wants to see those dirty pillows.

by Anonymousreply 74June 25, 2021 9:32 AM

Her Instagram is scary and nightmare-inducing. Something out of an alien horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 75June 25, 2021 12:57 PM

[quote] Imagine being almost 63 and dyeing your hair blue and having your tits showing through a fishnet shirt

Worse still, imagine it’s your MOTHER acquitting herself so disgracefully.

by Anonymousreply 76June 25, 2021 1:04 PM

[quote]even as a gay man who dated some women in my misguided youth, I can say that the genuine smile and lines in the picture on the left when she was 52 actually made her look cute.

Ooh, R68 sounds so butch and hetero!

He knows what women are hot to him!

by Anonymousreply 77June 25, 2021 1:19 PM

R68 - she didn’t have Facetune when she was 52.

by Anonymousreply 78June 25, 2021 2:18 PM

Anyone who thinks those enormous tits are real is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 79June 25, 2021 3:03 PM

I've seen plenty of tits in my time, R56, and they don't have square tops no matter how much you push them up, nor do they have off-center nipples.

by Anonymousreply 80June 25, 2021 3:53 PM

*plenty of real tits

by Anonymousreply 81June 25, 2021 3:56 PM

Grandma needs to retire already.

by Anonymousreply 82June 25, 2021 3:58 PM

[quote]Grandma needs to retire already.

Or at least cover herself up.

by Anonymousreply 83June 25, 2021 5:11 PM

Her breasts were beautiful back in the day. Age/gravity gets us all, so I understand the desire for a renovation, but I can't believe, with all her millions, that she couldn't get a better boob job than that.

by Anonymousreply 84June 25, 2021 5:53 PM

Nothin' but boobies! Who needs 'em? I did great without 'em!

by Anonymousreply 85June 25, 2021 5:57 PM

[Quote]All that’s missing is David Banda doing an interpretive dance around her.

This made me laugh heartily. Thank you, R31.

by Anonymousreply 86June 25, 2021 6:17 PM

Ugh. She needs to stop acting like an average gay man.

by Anonymousreply 87June 25, 2021 6:23 PM

Due to the size of the implants and the color of her nipples, her breasts look like those you'd find on a super expensive custom silicone sex doll. They look that artificial.

by Anonymousreply 88June 25, 2021 10:38 PM

I am shocked it has taken her this long to get implants.

She is mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 89June 25, 2021 11:08 PM

She's got the boobies (remember, she's like 4' 11") but she has to roll them up from her belly into a push-up bra.

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