I rub pure vitamin e oil into my clean, freshly washed, asshole daily.
Skin care tips
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 24, 2021 10:30 AM |
Keeps it soft n supple between fucks. It’s a porn industry secret!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 23, 2021 10:27 PM |
I use Clinique Smart Custom-Repair Serum on my face and neck during the day. Prescription strength Differin gel 0.3% at night.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 23, 2021 10:31 PM |
Try organic coconut oil mixed with the tears of Himalayan orphans.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 23, 2021 10:36 PM |
aborted baby amniotic fluid.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 23, 2021 10:46 PM |
Regular cum facials, as many times a day as possible
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 23, 2021 11:31 PM |
When my outer carapace routinely begins to become too snug, I simply molt.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 24, 2021 2:16 AM |
Wish some of these commenters would back off the humor. If you've already written a quip today, stop while you're ahead. This board got 3 comments and then 4 people in a row trying to be funny. If you people were on reddit, your jokes would be buried. If you click on a thread and say "what should my funny response be" you probably are not a funny person. You're poisoning the boards.
OP--Were you serious about the vitamin E asshole thing?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 24, 2021 4:59 AM |
yes, r8. I am! Trader Joe's vitamin e oil.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 24, 2021 10:30 AM |