Former cop and part-time coke head launches OnlyFans, makes ‘five figures’ in first 24 hours

Why would we subscribe to a guy banging his wife or fiancée or whoever she is?

You do know we’re gay, right?

You know it's possible to ignore the females in porn and focus on the males, right?

Maybe if he didn't have all those hideous tats...

Good for him.

All that ink is HAWT!

I don’t believe the numbers these onlyfans creators claim they are making, the market is beyond saturated now.

R2 How do you ignore the screeching of the fraus though? Muting is not fun either.

Are those his own teeth or are they store bought?

Look like their his. Subscribe to his OF and ask!

*they’re

Why is any publication giving free publicity to an ex-cop with drug charges just for taking off his clothes? I hate the media today.

I suspect old queens who haven’t had sex since Reagan was in office would subscribe.

YAAAAS KWEEN! ^

R11–I mean… George Floyd.

Why would people pay money to immerse themselves in this monstrosity? Miserable masochism? Abject loneliness and wretched self-loathing? There should be a psychological study about this group of people though.

Stop projecting R14 and mind your own business. I can only imagine what’s on your hard drive.

5 figures?! Sure, Jan

Someone tell him you don’t include the ones after the decimal point.

Five figures

$100.00

Damn you R17!

Not one single photo of people in your weight range, of course, R15, a troll who is here on DL 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week.

I’d watch free porn with him in it, but he’s not worth paying for.

Not enough pictures!

Will he collab with Aaron Carter?

Yea, why pay when there's hotter, better, nastier porn out there for free? A fool with his money....

He's just going to spend it on roids, meth and more shitty tattoos.

And Hitler haircuts

[quote]Not one single photo of people in your weight range, of course, [R15], a troll who is here on DL 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week.

So what and so what. Mind your own business.

he's hideous white trash AND a cop

the biggest catnip for DL besides 18 year olds.

Looks like Sloth from Goonies settled down with Martha Plimpton and had a son.

Facially, he kind of resembles the Burgess rugby brothers. Particularly Tom.

Tom, however, doesn't have shitty tattoos all over his body.....

[quote] Looks like Sloth from Goonies settled down with Martha Plimpton and had a son.

DEAD!

Someone claiming to be a "part time coke head" is the same as a women claiming to be a little bit pregnant.

TardPorn

OnlyTards

[quote] the same as a women

Oh, dear!

He has Gary busey veneers.

I admit, I'd subscribe to his OF presented whole or got pegged by his girlfriend.

Ugh! Hole NOT Whole.

But that might be interesting too

I wouldn’t mind seeing the goods.

R1 You don't know about the appeal of straight men on the DL? Get out!

Wow cop from Australia, like they actually have any real crime to control.

You wait til someone steals a shrimp off YOUR barby, mate.

I subscribed just for fuck's sake. $9.99 for nothing but a few cock/tittie pics and teases to their extra-pay vids. Gross. His only redeeming quality is a thick cock.

This thread is useless without the cock pics.

[quote]His only redeeming quality is a thick cock.

All is forgiven.