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David Archuleta must be pissed!!

That Deplorable MAGAT football player just stole his thunder.

It's the most publicity David has had in years, and POOF!! All gone, thanks to that right-wing Trump loving CREEP.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2021 1:59 AM

Who???

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2021 9:35 AM

Poor Scooter.

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2021 4:33 PM

If he wants attention, he should do porn or onlyfans

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2021 4:35 PM

He came out as gay in 2014 and now he’s bi. And a virgin. Alrighty then.

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2021 4:51 PM

[quote] If he wants attention, he should do porn or onlyfans

Exactly, what if he were to collaborate with DL icon Steve Grand and release a music video via Twitter where David is fisting Steve. Would that heat up the internet and get both of them some additional visibility.

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2021 4:57 PM

Rofl R5!!!

That would be more hilarious, than hot.

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2021 5:14 PM

I would imagine Colton Underwood is more pissed. No one is paying attention to him NOW....

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2021 5:16 PM

[quote] I would imagine Colton Underwood is more pissed. No one is paying attention to him NOW....

But just wait, he has a plan to address that. There will be an anonymous sex tape leak, featuring DL celebratant Gus Kenworthy incessantly topping Colton bareback and then cumming all over his face as Colton screams ‘make me your gay bitch Daddy’ as Gus shoots an enhanced load completely covering his face and leaving him dripping in creamy man juice. Something like that has the potential to go viral and catapult him back into relevance. It could work, right?

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2021 6:38 PM

Does David even jerk off or is that a no no for him?

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2021 11:28 AM

[quote] Does David even jerk off or is that a no no for him?

No, but he does enjoy a good scoot across the carpet every now and then...

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by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2021 2:26 PM

Archuleta is coming out all conflicted and troubled about it, Nassib came out loud and proud. Archuleta is a Mormon so chances are he is a Republican also.

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2021 4:22 PM

This season's Big Brother should include Underwood, Carl, and Archuleta. Viewers can watch as they navigate the complexities of newly-out gay male virginhood together..

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2021 4:24 PM

R5 - David could probably fit his entire cranium in that wrecked cavern.

Would pay to watch

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2021 4:27 PM

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Archuleta, Underwood, Nassib

Go!

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2021 4:28 PM

R14, marry Archuleta, fuck Nassib, kill Underwood.

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2021 4:44 PM

Archie is a republican too.

Fuck them both.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2021 5:07 PM

Mormons aren’t allowed to masturbate. But I bet he sneaks in a rubbing one out every now & then.

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2021 5:41 PM

[R16] Does he even know he's old enough to vote?

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2021 8:48 PM

OP = nasty bag of hate

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2021 9:14 PM

"On the bi-sexuality spectrum". What's that?

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by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2021 1:59 AM
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