What's the dumbest lie a guy ever told to get you into bed?

They lie to bed me…

Are you a woman? That's literally the only reason a man would need to lie to get you to bed.

Dumb lays can still be fun.

r2, nope, gay man

I'm bi-curious and have never been with a man before

A twink lied about his age once. Told me he was 24. He was 19.

OP, I had a similar experience. I met a guy on Myspace back on my early twenties, who claimed to be a doctor. He asked me out and I agreed to meet him in a public place for some appetizers and a drink. When I got there he looked ten years older than his profile pictures. I instantly got creeper vibes and tried to think of a tactful way to escape. He was overtly sexual and revolting the entire time. He kept pawing at me and I was disgusted. Anyway, I walked out to the parking lot with him and was trying to bow out, when I saw his car. It was total junk. Falling apart and about fifteen years old. There is NO way he was a doctor. I told him I had to grab some cigarettes, (even though I don’t smoke), and ended up ditching his creepy pervo ass.

"I'm Gay".

"I cum like a geyser." Drip, drip. Ugh, liar.

R8, way more bisexual men identify as straight

'I love you'

R10 there is still A LOT who identify as gay as well.

OP must be a stunning beauty to whom men lie just to bed her!

I'm usually the victim of 'lying by omission'. They cleverly 'forget' to tell you they have Cheeto-dick or one arm or cerebral palsy.

Beware of people who don't like looong telephone conversations or "endless emails".

I’m not really Kohn Travolta. I just look like him.

^John Travolta

If it’s not about attraction, must be a transaction…

He was a backup singer on Laura Branigan's hit single 'Gloria'.

"The FBI is looking for my penis, do you have a place to hide it?"

The most common lie is that they're single.

R7 you're gut was probably right on that, BUT I knew a wealthy eye surgeon that drove the biggest pos vehicle ever. The older doctors can be cheap and too practical in thinking.

Your***

Where are the bi guys who identify as gay? I know way more guys who are gay but insist that they're bi because they slept with 10000 men and one woman

Lying to get into somebody’s pants isn’t really a huge gay thing. You are either attracted to the guy and want to fuck him, or you aren’t. I have honestly only had some desperate sluts lie about their age, or job, (maybe their health), but other than that I don’t think the lies come into play until an actual relationship is forged. Telling lies to get laid is more of a straight thing.

I told him my name is Ted. It isn't.

“Im a top”

My very first time was with a guy who had a female roommate who was in school with us. He told me not to worry about her, because he had hypnotized her and she wouldn't remember anything about me being over until he said "blue unicorn" and then she would wake up. I seriously wasn't sure if it was true or not (I was 18).

I’m rich.

I’ll be the best you ever had

Wow, you're gorgeous. Worked every time.

I’m Helen Hayes, First Lady of the American theater. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t Helen Hayes, but I fucked him anyway.

That the last guy I had sex with was not his brother.

"What's the dumbest lie a guy ever told to get you into bed?"

I'll stop if it hurts...

He didn't, but I got over it :)

"That's not my baby daughter sleeping in the car seat behind us, it's a doll!"

"Now suck me off so I can get my nut before the baby... I mean the doll... wakes up"

Drink my seed or die

Sure, I voted against gays, but it's only because my constituents MADE me!

Straight chick thread…

OP: I could get past all that ……..if he had a big cock

He claimed that a snake had bit him in his crouch area and that he needed help getting the poison out of his body. I did suck the poison out. There was a lot of it.