Horrible Ideas for Celebrity Endorsement Deals- Let’s Pitch Them!

Keith Richards for Oil of Olay.

Ellen for Cover Girl.

Stevie Wonder for Foster Grant reading glasses.

Candace Owens - Spokesperson for the NAACP

Mike Pence - GLAAD

Jazz Jennings for Depends

Woody Allen for an Adoption agency.

Jazz Jennings -Tampax

Ben Shapiro for Home Depot

Bruce Willis for Garnier hair color.

Oprah for Weight Watchers.

Caitlin Jenner for Forever 18

Rudy Giuliani- Just For Men

Michael Jackson for Jockey.

"Special, today only! Little boys underwear half off!"

Donald Trump for Depends

Willie Nelson- D.A.R.E. Spokesperson

Ryan Seacrest- OUT Magazine

Bill Cosby- Macy’s New Line of Bedroom Furniture

OJ Simpson- Stainless Steel Knives

Peter Gelb for The Met Opera

Bill Cosby for barbiturates.

Tori Spelling for Phexxi birth control.

Ghislaine Maxwell for The Girl Scouts

DJT - Hooked on Phonics

Judy Garland - Seconals

Cheryl - Fem Fresh

Clarence Thomas - Coke

Teresa Giudice - Shambhala Meditation Centers

Laverne Cox for Transitions Lenses.

Kanye West - Seroquel

Chrissy Tiegen for anti-bullying commercials

Ronaldo and Coke

OJ Simpson - the Duluth Model

Xi Jinping for Apple Computer

Mahatma Gandhi for McDonalds

David Duke for Nike

Meghan Markle for the British Tourism Authority

Darfur Orphan for Golden Corral

Hilaria Baldwin for the pill.

Matthew McConnaughey for Lincoln

Bill Cosby for Nytol

Eric Trump for Mensa

Tiffany Trump for Georgetown Law School

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO, for Save The Children

Aaron Schock for Fresh Wipes

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Junior Mint for Recovery Centers of America.

"Matthew McConnaughey for Lincoln "

You do not want to buy a used Lincoln from that man, you'll never get the stench out of those leather seats

Caitlyn Jenner for Brakes Plus

Mario Cuomo for Restful Care Nursing Homes

Rachel Dolezal - 23andMe/Ancestry.com

Octomom for Trojan Brand Condoms

Monica Lewinsky for Tide Stain Remover Pens

R46 is owning this thread so far.

Karen Carpenter for Jennie Craig

Donald Trump for Four Seasons.....

Rock Hudson for AYDS diet pills

Donald Trump for Maybelline

Ted Nugent for the World Wildlife Fund

Bryan Singer for Boys Town

Princess Michael of Kent for the Commission on Racial Equality

James Charles for Big Brothers of America

Matthew Broderick for the Northern Ireland Safer Roads Campaign

Jeffrey Dahmer for Weight Watchers

Adolf Hitler for KitchenAid Ovens.

Ted Bundy for Volkswagen Beetle

Sandra Lee for Alcoholics Anonymous

Connie Francis for Howard Johnson's

Rose McGowan - Partnership For a Drug-Free America

Caitlyn Jenner - Tampex Tampons.

Chrissy Metz, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

O.J. Simpson for Bronco!

Demi Lovato for one of those text therapist/websites (like the one Michael Phelps "uses" and is a spokesman for) that are popping up everywhere.

Angelina Jolie, Burger King.

Sia for the National Autism Association

Trump for Jenny Craig

Chris Watts for Pennzoil

Armie Hammer for eharmony

Kevin Spacey for grindr

Bill Cosby for Barefoot Wines

Melania Trump for The CARES Foundation.

Armie Hammer for McRib.

Whitney Houston Bubble Bath

Eric Trump for Mensa.

Jeffrey Dahmer for A1 Steak Sauce.

Donald Trump for Florida Oranges.

R77 wins!

Mama Cass for Subway's classic ham sandwich

Prince - Payless Shoes

Melania Trump for the Hallmark Christmas movies.

Caitlyn Jenner for Allstate’s safe drivers save 40%.

Karen Carpenter for Ex Lax

Don Lemon for MENSA

Karen Carpenter for Noom.

Heather Mills for Leggs Pantyhose

R90 that took me a few seconds to get that, but then I guffawed. Well done.

Lizzy Borden for Axe Body Spray

Megan Rapino for Victoria‘s secret

Bob Dylan for Victoria's Secret

Jazz Jennings for Vagisil.

Elliot Page for Bike Athletic Supporters

Jared Kushner for Rent.com

Jared Kushner for Palestine Tourism.

Chris Burrous for Days Inns

The Senatrix needs to tape an updated version of this commercial.

Tina Louise for Revlon.

Armie Hammer for Libby's Canned Peaches.

Ted Bundy for Uber.

Meatloaf for vegan frozen meals.

Mayim Bialik for the Pork industry.

The Kardashians for Preparation H.

Cheryl for Massengill Medicated Douche

Madonna for Life Alert.

Mel Gibson for Manischewitz Wine

Jocelyn Wildenstein for Dove's Real Beauty campaign

Winona Ryder for Saks Fifth Avenue

Caitlyn Jenner for Cadillac Escalade

Melania Trump for Architectural Digest

Melania Trump for the Rosetta Stone English course

Jeff Bezos for TurboTax.

R Kelly for an adult phone sex hotline

Michael Jackson for adult heterosexual escort services.

Madonna for acting classes.

Roseanne for Weight Watchers.

Chrissy Teigen promoting mindfulness

Demi Lovato promoting sobriety programs of any kind

Meghan McCain for Arizona Department of Tourism

R. Kelly for Girl's Life

Andy Cohen for DataLounge

OJ Simpson for Ford Bronco.

Robert Blake for a Domestic Abuse Hotline

Mr. Magoo for Lens Crafters

Armie Hammer for Top Hand Rope Company

Michael Jackson for Boy Scouts of America

The Duggar Family for Trojan Condoms

Brendad Ickson for Adobe Photoshop

Mama June for Piggy Wiggly Supermarkets

Miley Cyrus for Rise and Serve Yeast Rolls

Brett Butler for Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes

Kirstie Alley for Skinny Girl

R124, all of those examples would actually be perfect celeb endorsement deals.

John Travolta for Massagefinder.com

Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom

Angelina Jolie - Healthy Parenting Kevin Spacey- Boy Scouts Jeffrey Dalmer- Meals on Wheels

The KKK/RNC for...

Jake Paul - Japanese Forestry Commission

Chrissy Teigen as a spokesperson for any anti-bullying campaign

Hilaria Baldwin for any Spanish tapas restaurant

Teri Hatcher in any advert for a van shot down by a river or beach

Lea Michelle in any ad for wigs, laxatives, and/or a combination thereof

Meghan Markle for Chiquita Bananas

I really want to see the Lea Michele ex lax and wig combo commercial!

Meghan Markle for any beauty products

^ Wow, that was mean :(

James Caan for EZPass.

Madison Cawthorn for Nike running shoes.

Prince Harry - The UK Mediation Service

Majorie Taylor Greene for CrossFit.

JK Rowling for Transgender Rights.

Michelle Duggar for RAINN

Ricky Schroeder for Walmart

Bette Davis for Pepsi.

Elizabeth Warren for Indian motorcycles.

^ Elizabeth Warren for Poke-a-hot-ass XXX Studios

Jeff Bezos for Optima Tax Relief.

Oh, I dunno, R142… Ricky Schroeder and Walmart together sounds about right…

Marlee Matlin for Apple's EarPods...

Ben Shapiro for Astroglide

Ben looks like the kind of guy who secretly buys Astroglide by the case, R149.

Hot Greek husband for Apple Watch

Hi, I’m Edward James Olmos with a message from…Clearasil.

Jayne Mansfield: Mead Calendars- Keeping your head on straight for years!

Susan Smith: Save the Children

Anthony Weiner: Hormel Mini Cocktail Sausages

Freddie Mercury for Invisalign

Kathy griffin for Heinz ketchup

@r154, My God, Freddie could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence

Guy Fieri for Impossible Burger

A lot of these are really funny!

Roseanne for Ambien

Paula Deen for Aunt Jemima Syrup

Caitlyn Jenner for Kotex

ELLEN for Starkist

Anne Heche for Dykes Lumber.

Linda Lavin as part of the Master Class series...she would teach one on scatting, obviously.

Meghan Macain - Tasteful Hair Styles

Ellen DeGeneres for Facial Moisturizer

Ivanka Trump for Rocawear

Caitlyn Jenner for Kotex Maxi Pads.

Caitlyn Jenner for nighttime vagiplugs for the apres surgery community.

Bob Doyle for Bic pens.

Adolf Hitler for The Lampshade Company

Bernadette Peters for Coppertone

David Lynch for Sanka

Timotheé Chalamet for Home Depot

Guy Fieri for soap

Britney Spears for Mensa owns this thread.

Mackenzie Phillips for Dad's Root Beer.

Claudine Longet for Spider-Man 12.

John Mulaney for handcrafted vintage style lampshades.

R173 Don Lemon is much stupider than Britney Spears. Just watch his show for two minutes.

Kevin Hart for Men's Big & Tall shops.

Howard Stern for Trojan condoms.

Tracy Morgan for Wal-Mart.

Don Lemon isn't dumber than Britney Spears, except according to Klan Grannies

I thought it was Tracey Morgan for Subaru?

Levi Johnston for Trojan Condoms

Sarah Palin for Russian Tourist Board.

Dolf Dietrich for the Walmart Great Value version of Tucks Pads

Andrew Rannells for subtlety.

Jane Wiedlin For The American Fur Company

Sonny Bono for Atomic Skis

Bruce Vilanch for Chippendales

Caitlynn Jenner for Hungry-Man frozen dinners

Ted Cruz for Snow Cones

Madonna for Virgin Airlines

Ellen for American Idol

Sean Connery for Women's Shelters

Christopher Reeve for Nike

The Trump boys for The World Wildlife Fund

Caitlin Jenner for Wheaties

Norman Reedus for Men’s shampoo.

R196 LOL!!!

Andrew Lincoln for Rosetta Stone learning programs

JLaw for Digital Security.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth for L'eggs pantyhose

Paris Hilton for Children’s Re-education Centers.

Belinda Carlisle for California Tourism

Martha Stewart for E-Trade

Little Ricky Schroder for Progear surgical masks

Judith Light for Kelly & Ryan

Rosie O'Donnell for Kelly & Ryan

Kathy Lee Gifford for Kelly & Ryan

Conan O'Brian for Jay Leno's Garage

Anita Bryant for Marriage Equality

Jacklyn Smith for Marriage Equality

Amy Grant for Marriage Equality

Kim Fields for Marriage Equality

Lisa Whelchel for Marriage Equality

Themi Lovato for Halo Top

R206 “Lead me on, lead me on….”

Roseanne for NAACP

Stevie Wonder for America's Best Eyeglasses

Paris Hilton for STD prevention

Suzanne Somers for Thigh Master.

Mitch McConell and his shaky weird Parkinson's voice schilling for audio Harlequin romances.

Amy Klobuchar for Swingline Staplers

Nancy Pelosi for A.A.

Dr Deborah Birx for Lysol

R. Kelly with Kevin Spacey: The Boys and Girls Club of America

Joan Rivers for Botox Cosmetic

R214 - that’d be kind of funny, actually. She could dramatically whip her scarf around her neck while warning it’s for external use, only.

Meghan Markle, labour unions advocate

Isadora Duncan for scarves.

James Dean, sports car enthusiast

Sharon Stone, Kaiser panties

Chrissy Metz for Save the Whales

Vic Morrow for Airbus Helicopters

Hunter Biden for D.A.R.E.

John Denver for Boeing Aircraft

Sandy Allen for Skinny Jeans

Sandy Duncan for Lens Crafters

Diane Linkletter for Andersen Windows

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar for Planned Parenthood

Susan Powter for Pizza Hut

OJ for Ginsu Knives

Miss Lindsey for Summer's Eve.

George W. Bush & Sherri Shepard for Mensa

Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr for MENSA

Roman Polanski for the girl scouts

Bryan Singer for the boys scouts

Lindsey Graham for "Get Out The Vote" drive in Fulton County, Georgia.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders for SlimFast.

Patrisse Khan-Cullors for Zillow

Mitch McConnell & Elaine Chao for Trapeze Swinger's Club

Christian Jules Le Blanc for California Closets

Meghan Markle for Suave Professionals Anti-Frizz Hair Cream

Prince William for the Hair Club for Men

Kate Middleton for lip plumper

Prince Andrew for the Girl Scouts

Phyllis Diller for Plato's Retreat

Richard Simmons for The Manly Man Company.

Ted Danson for NAACP

Lindsey Graham as the Brawny Paper Towel man

Donald J. Trump for reality