Ok, I'l admit it, I'm a Tinderella queen. I briefly moonlighted as a drag queen in the 80s, so I know how to do passable makeup. Now with photoshop it's so easy to make a great profile and catfish amazing, beautiful straight guys on Tinder. Oh my fucking god, it's so hot! So many masc, built guys desperate to get their rocks off. They'll swipe ANYTHING and with a hot profile pic, you're guaranteed to get into hot and heavy chat with lots of str8, masc, horny guys.
I'm currently messaging about a dozen, and they love telling me what they want to do to my 'slit' and my 'pussy'. It makes my hole so fucking wet! Yeah, it's a guilty pleasure, but I love it. I don't feel like I'm deceiving them. Most of these guys are entitled, white, misogynist, racist, homophobes so if I can get dick by exploiting them a bit who gives a fuck? I can host when my husband and kids are out, and I have a setup with dimmed lights, and a gloryhole. I have str8 porn playing, and I dress up in lingerie and a wig. I'm in my late 50s, balding, and overweight, but with a wig I look totally passable. I think I must have tricked about two dozen 'str8' guys, who dumped loads in my throat or in my pussy - I always say 'pump, dump, and leave'. So far being a human spermtank is great, but what I most love is that I'm poz. These str8 deplorables don't know what they're getting into.
If you knew how awful these guys are, calling me all sorts of degrading misogynistic names while they pound my faggot holes, you would totally agree with this setup. It's karma for these entitled deplorable men that they're cumming inside a poz, tatted fuckpig. I'm a fucking sewer swine, and love the unwashed man smells from all these jacked, str8, hot masc guys. Foot smell, sweat, smegma, unwiped asses, gym socks. I fucking love it, and my hole literally leaks when a str8 jock comes over from the gym to dump a load of cum and piss in me. I 've perfected my female voice, and I'm totally fucking passable!