Could somebody realistically come after me for this?

Are you the cunt who keeps posting about how traffic laws, like, whatever, don't apply to you?

-100/10

LOL - there are traffic cameras set up all over.

Given the severity of the crimes, plural, you've committed, you don't stand a chance. They will figure out who you are.

Thoughts and prayers, OP.

If you ran the light you’re automatically at fault

1.3/10. I do like the inquiry about getting a new license plate "off somebody".

Someone could come after you for crimes against the English language, OP. You jump between the present tense and the past tense as if you’re unaware of the difference.

Oh, hang on…

-3/10

You shouldn't have taken her phone. You should have just thrown your (RED) wine at her.

NO- you're fine. Enjoy your life and stop worrying. You didn't really do anything we haven't all done at least once or twice. At least no one died with you.

It was Lois Nettleton.

OP = one of the top five creepy DL trolls of 2021.

Does she have any good dick pics on her phone?

[quote] Someone could come after you for crimes against the English language, OP. You jump between the present tense and the past tense as if you’re unaware of the difference.

Don’t be such a Lindsey!

If you post your address OP I'll send a nice man from the looney bin to come visit you.

OP, you're a natural at comedy. Please enroll in a creative writing class at your local college.

Why didn’t you sell her phone, idiot?

GPS on her phone has got ya mate!! It's all down hill from here. Good luck

[quote] Are you the cunt who keeps posting about how traffic laws, like, whatever, don't apply to you?

I’m a VIP and don’t always have time for things like this.

[quote] LOL - there are traffic cameras set up all over.

I think they’re illegal here. I’ve committed no crimes. I didn’t murder anyone. I wouldn’t have taken the bitches phone if she wasn’t about to call the cops. So that’s her own fault.

[quote] If you ran the light you’re automatically at fault

That’s only if they catch me, though.

[quote] Does she have any good dick pics on her phone?

I didn’t look. If I had more time, maybe. She wasn’t attractive, so I doubt anybody sent her any.

[quote] Why didn’t you sell her phone, idiot?

I didn’t want it to be traced back to me. It had to be destroyed. Besides, it was some off-brand phone and wouldn’t have been worth much anyway.

[quote] GPS on her phone has got ya mate!!

I turned it off when I got in the car. Does the GPS still work if it’s turned off?

Anyway, nothing has happened. I had a friend of a friend who works on cars come and take the car to work on it. I made sure to remove the license plates. I need to get some new ones before I drive it again.

Why are you putting more time into this failed EST? Well, I am as well, just to say you're a fucking loser and worse, not entertaining at all.

WHAT a story OP.

Please do one with a princess and monster in it next!

Fuck you, you fucking asshole R19. I hope you choke.

Something in the grim humorlessness of this EST character reminds me of Greg, the humorless host of post-covid candlelit suppers.

You didn't kill her? You left the only known witness alive? You're a God damned amateur. At the very least you should have kicked her in the cunt bone.

The woman sounds insufferable, OP.

However, you were wrong.

If this is true OP then you are a seriously deranged idiot with no common sense of decency or sense of right or wrong.

It's also clear from your post that the next logical step in your life will be some kind of murder which you will write a long, boring post about justifying what you've done.

You ran a light but she's at fault because she "should've looked???" You are fucking PSYCHO OP.

LOLOLOLOLOL. You're a diabolical whore, OP! I hope you get away with this!

Please don’t post on Datalounge once you’re in the clink.

All your ass belong to us, OP.

You're both idiots. Unfortunately it wasn't a high speed collision.

Seriously, you did this? OMG

Say nothing at an accident. Don't accept any blame. Just give her your info and take hers. And it would have been your word against hers about the light.

But not only were you at fault with the accident but you did a hit and run, and also stole her property. There are a lot of crimes in this and they will catch you. There was likely a camera at the intersection and they have your license. You will need a lawyer.

Op is a VIP?

What does that stand for in this case?

Very Impotent Penis?

I hate to break it to you, but your job at Susie Q's Cuts-4-Less is not worth running a traffic light.

Which is a crime, whether you are caught or not.

Crimes don't exist in some theoretical world with falling trees and Hellen Keller. They exist on things called laws, and if you break one, that's a crime.

You also stole her phone, which is guess what!!!! A crime!!!! It could also be considered assault, depending on the state!

If this is a bullshit story then please just go back to sucking off your dog as a way to pass your time.

If it's actually true, I don't even need to wish you a trip to the emergency room. It's well and truly in your future, pal.

R32, you sound like a very angry person. I didn’t really “steal” her phone. I just took it because she was going to call the police and that wouldn’t have been good. Do you see the difference? I didn’t rob her. If she had listened to reason, I wouldn’t have taken it.

It's funny that so many are actually responding as if this really happened.

[quote]I’m a VIP and don’t always have time for things like this.

What does this even mean? VIP? To whom?

[quote]please just go back to sucking off your dog

Pics please.

R35, he's an actor/artist/screenwriter who is just temping as a baggage boy at the local Motel 8 between jobs.

He's also an Instagram Influencer with his own make-up line and pulling in a sweet $6.50 a month with his OnlyFans (which to date consists of him shilling his Instagram make-up line). He doesn't have time for traffic laws or fems or fatties, although he does have a little "plan-demic" bloat and flames to the point where he has occasionally been mistaken from space for a volcanic plume. Every time he gets upset, which is every five minutes, his shrieks have every seagull for 50 miles in heat.

When he gets hauled into court for running a light, leaving an accident scene and stealing a woman's phone he will refuse to answer the prosecutor's questions, yell at the judge "Whatever!" and snottily tell the stenographer her lipstick color is wrong for her foundation.

Later he will many, many penises in him.

How many?

SO MANY.

Got it R37. You absolutely nailed it.

OP: so basically your on the run….waiting for that ‘knock’ on the door.….do yourself a favor and just admit you are a narcissistic fuck and pay the consequences….

[quore]your on the run

Oh dear. With a burger on a bun.

Quote whore.

Oh dear, myself.

Running a red light, near hit and run and stealing someone's phone, then destroying it.

I'm sure Judge Judy will have some harsh words for that.

Muriel to get a subpoena to unmask you admitting to a crime in 3,2,1…

[quote] you sound like a very angry person. I didn’t really “steal” her phone. I just took it because she was going to call the police and that wouldn’t have been good. Do you see the difference? I didn’t rob her. If she had listened to reason, I wouldn’t have taken it.

Sounds a lot like, "if she didn't resist, it wouldn't have been rape."

It's a look into the mind of a rather stupid sociopath, R44.

[quote]She whips out her phone and fortunately I was thinking fast, so I snatched it from her and hopped back in my car and left.

I guess it could have been worse. He could have said. "She whips out her phone and fortunately I was fast thinking, so I shipped out my hand gun, shot her in the head and hopped back in my car and left."

R24, how does the woman sound insufferable? If this piece of shit ran a light and caused an accident, I'd certainly yell at him.

And I'd call the cops too.

Was she just supposed to ask him to be her gay friend and give her make-up tips?

MY GOD you are stupid OP, not because of what you claim to have happened in this fantasy but that you would even post this crap in the first place. I'm not falling for it.

R48, he's posted similar things before but not at this level. Sadly, I have encountered people who actually behave exactly this way and on the basis of that this seems plausible enough.

How he thinks he's going to get new license plates without turning in the old ones is a bit of a mystery, but he could just be really fucking stupid.

I just assumed this was a joke/humor thread and nothing more.

I don’t know why you all are so angry and calling me names. This lady was trying to make trouble for me over a little fender bender (that wouldn’t have even happened if she’d looked where she was going and slowed down/stopped) and I was just defending myself.

People get different license plates all the time. Maybe they stopped paying on the car or something. A lot of people keep their old plates. I’m sure I could buy them off of somebody. No big deal, I’m sure.

"It wasn't stealing, I just couldn't afford it. I'm a VIP."

"It wasn't a hit-and-run, I had places to go and the little girl shouldn't have been playing on the sidewalk anyway. Her fault!"

"I didn't rape him, I just had sex with him while he was kind of angry with me over something, whatever, okay?"

"It wasn't murder, I just really needed to borrow his wallet and he wasn't being nice to me so, y'know."

"Help! I'm in jail forever and there's a huge cock tearing my asshole apart! And now there's another one in my GARGLE"

[quote]I don’t know why you all are so angry and calling me names.

Why is this troll still posting? Why isn't it banned and red tagged by now? This is a laughable attempt at collaborative fiction that absolutely no one is buying. Muriel?

r53, OP keeps doubling down and trying to sell it. Maybe it's just a psychopath.

Oh my!

Heaven forfend your chartreuse Geo Metro was scratched. Those are collector’s items.

R53, who appointed you the fucking hall monitor? I don’t think I even did anything that bad. So what if I ignored some silly traffic law? Most laws are shit anyway. Like I said, I’m a VIP and I have places to go. I don’t always have time to wait around for other people.

OP has written a few of these. Beginning to think it's possible these are actual events and not creative writing exercises. If true, they are a fascinating glimpse into the mind of...not sure what the definition would be. But a few more and either OP will make it clear that these are bullshit stories or we'll be able to put some sort of label on OP

Can you link to them, R57? I'm curious.

r58 I dont remember what they were. I just remember similar anti-social behavior posts with the attitude of "What's wrong with how I handled this?"

Good for you

I dunno... I kind of like the crazy stories because the comments make me laugh.

Yeah but which is more dismal? The trolls' unfunny and pathetic ESTs, or the low-IQ DLers who respond to these threads as if they are reality based.

This idiot OP is still beating this dead horse. Drop the fucking act, no one believes you and no one is taking you seriously. This is a fiction and you are playing a (very tedious) character.