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Absolute Dreamboat is running for the U.S. Senate Missouri as Democrat

His name is Lucas Kunce. He is a marine veteran. So fucking hot. Donate him a few bucks, folks.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 14, 2021 12:47 PM

Lucas flexing his guns with a gun in his hand. Drool !!

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by Anonymousreply 1June 18, 2021 6:00 PM

Donate

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by Anonymousreply 2June 18, 2021 6:01 PM

good luck! in really really RED state Missouri!

remember they voted out claire mccaskill for josh hawley!.

by Anonymousreply 3June 18, 2021 6:03 PM

When you put an Instagram link here, those of us who are not on Instagram can't see it.

by Anonymousreply 4June 18, 2021 6:03 PM

He's okay; I'm not so sure I'd use the word "dreamboat" though, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5June 18, 2021 6:08 PM

I was JUST NOW hoping someone would start a thread about this hunk.

No mention online of a wife or girlfriend.

What do we know??

by Anonymousreply 6June 18, 2021 6:09 PM

Kids but no wife, legalize weed?

by Anonymousreply 7June 18, 2021 6:15 PM

r4 For the pic in OP, if you don't have Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 8June 18, 2021 6:17 PM

How do you pronounce his last name? CUNTS?

I will certainly vote for him no matter what since he's a Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 9June 18, 2021 6:18 PM

I want to lick his sweaty nuts.

by Anonymousreply 10June 18, 2021 6:18 PM

Hello, future President!

by Anonymousreply 11June 18, 2021 6:21 PM

PS — It’s pronounced “koonce.”

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by Anonymousreply 12June 18, 2021 6:22 PM

He's politician-cute.

by Anonymousreply 13June 18, 2021 6:23 PM

Yea, please throw lots of money at these hopeless campaigns.

by Anonymousreply 14June 18, 2021 6:23 PM

How does the U.S. Senate legalize weed in Missouri? Why doesn't he just promise to end all war?

by Anonymousreply 15June 18, 2021 6:26 PM

He aight but I’d still rather be plowed by Hawley.

by Anonymousreply 16June 18, 2021 6:27 PM

R16 Traitor!

by Anonymousreply 17June 18, 2021 6:38 PM

Hawley is a war hero super stud with an Ivy league graduate degree. This dude is just a mediocre thirst trapper.

by Anonymousreply 18June 18, 2021 6:41 PM

[quote] Hawley is a war hero super stud with an Ivy league graduate degree

get the fuck out, you rancid piece of shit

by Anonymousreply 19June 18, 2021 6:42 PM

r18 = deplorable Lucas went to an IVY league school ( Yale University ) and served in Iraq and Afghanistan.

by Anonymousreply 20June 18, 2021 6:46 PM

meh face isn't all that

stay desperate DL

by Anonymousreply 21June 18, 2021 6:55 PM

The OPs picture makes me think that Zola Budd is going to somehow figure into his political downfall.

by Anonymousreply 22June 18, 2021 7:19 PM

and kayleigh has a law degree from harvard! so what! evil sociopaths can get college degrees!....

by Anonymousreply 23June 18, 2021 7:23 PM

Kayleigh transferred to Harvard Law after gaining recognition for promoting Trump on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 24June 18, 2021 7:37 PM

He’s reasonably attractive, for sure. Like a cross between NYS’s Sean Patrick Maloney and Katy Tur’s Tony Doko-whatever.

by Anonymousreply 25June 18, 2021 7:42 PM

Another DINO ã la Manchin and Sinema? No thanks. He comes across as a right-wing loon @R1's post:

[quote]Remember that clown who got his 15 minutes of fame threatening people with a weapon of war outside his mansion? You know, Mansion Man Mark McCloskey? Well, I’m running against him for Missouri's open U.S. Senate seat. And I want to teach him a lesson.

↑ Said while wielding an assault rifle. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 26June 18, 2021 7:48 PM

Hawley is a war hero? What fucking war?

Hawley bitches about being silenced on social media...as he promotes his shit book on social media. Wow, are you also the dumb shit who thought Juneteenth was created to interfere with gay pride?

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2021 9:00 PM

R18 ia a fucking moron.

Hawley is no "war hero" - he never served in any branch of the military. He's an entitled snothead from a wealthy family.

He's also a sniveling, pandering, famewhoring, bigoted, right-wing douchebag.

Any gay man who finds him "hot" is either pathetically self-loathing or chronically un-sexed.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2021 10:03 PM

[quote] Absolute Dreamboat is running for the U.S. Senate Missouri as Democrat His name is Lucas Kunce. He is a marine veteran. So fucking hot. Donate him a few bucks, folks.

Yup, he’s made the women moist and the men hard.

by Anonymousreply 29June 18, 2021 10:17 PM

[quote]Any gay man who finds him "hot" is either pathetically self-loathing or chronically un-sexed.

Or a Nazi troll, R28. There are quite a few of them on this board nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 30June 18, 2021 10:17 PM

Forthwith, this DINO twat shall be known as Lucky Kuntz.

Vote for Tim Shepard instead.

by Anonymousreply 31June 18, 2021 10:44 PM

R16 - don't keep your hopes up. Even fat Lindsey doesn't want to touch you, fat, ugly cunttroll R16.

by Anonymousreply 32June 18, 2021 11:07 PM

"Hawley is a war hero super stud with an Ivy league graduate degree. This dude is just a mediocre thirst trapper."

Ivy league is disqualifying. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 33June 18, 2021 11:18 PM

I hope he kicks Josh Hawley's ass! Fuckin Traitor!

by Anonymousreply 34June 19, 2021 12:03 AM

[bold] I served in Afghanistan as a US Marine, twice. Here’s the truth in two sentences [/bold]

What we are seeing in Afghanistan right now shouldn’t shock you. It only seems that way because our institutions are steeped in systematic dishonesty. It doesn’t require a dissertation to explain what you’re seeing. Just two sentences.

One: For 20 years, politicians, elites and D.C. military leaders lied to us about Afghanistan.

Two: What happened last week was inevitable, and anyone saying differently is still lying to you.

I know because I was there. Twice. On special operations task forces. I learned Pashto as a U.S. Marine captain and spoke to everyone I could there: everyday people, elites, allies and yes, even the Taliban.

The truth is that the Afghan National Security Forces was a jobs program for Afghans, propped up by U.S. taxpayer dollars — a military jobs program populated by nonmilitary people or “paper” forces (that didn’t really exist) and a bevy of elites grabbing what they could when they could.

You probably didn’t know that. That’s the point.

And it wasn’t just in Afghanistan. They also lied about Iraq.

I led a team of Marines training Iraqi security forces to defend their country. When I arrived I received a “stoplight” chart on their supposed capabilities in dozens of missions and responsibilities. Green meant they were good. Yellow was needed improvement; red said they couldn’t do it at all.

I was delighted to see how far along they were on paper — until I actually began working with them. I attempted to adjust the charts to reflect reality and was quickly shut down. The ratings could not go down. That was the deal. It was the kind of lie that kept the war going.

So when people ask me if we made the right call getting out of Afghanistan in 2021, I answer truthfully: Absolutely not. The right call was getting out in 2002. 2003. Every year we didn’t get out was another year the Taliban used to refine their skills and tactics against us — the best fighting force in the world. After two decades, $2 trillion and nearly 2,500 American lives lost, 2021 was way too late to make the right call.

You’d think when it all came crumbling down around them, they’d accept the truth. Think again.

War-hungry hawks are suggesting our soldiers weren’t in harm’s way. Well, when I was there, two incredible Marines in my unit were killed.

Elitist hacks are even blaming the American people for what happened last week. The same American people that they spent years lying to about Afghanistan. Are you kidding me?

We deserve better. Instead of politicians spending $6.4 trillion to “nation build” in the Middle East, we should start nation building right here at home.

I can’t believe that would be a controversial proposal, but already in Washington, we see some of the same architects of these Middle Eastern disasters balking at the idea of investing a fraction of that amount to build up our own country.

The lies about Afghanistan matter not just because of the money spent or the lives lost, but because they are representative of a systematic dishonesty that is destroying our country from the inside out.

Remember when they told us the economy was back? Another lie.

Our state of Missouri was home to the worst economic recovery from the Great Recession in this part of the country. I see the boarded-up stores and the vacant lots — one of which used to be my family’s home. When our country’s elites were preaching about how they had solved the financial crisis and the housing market was booming, I watched the house I joined the Marine Corps out of sit on the market for two years. My dad finally got $43,000 for it. He owed $78,000.

The only way out is to level with the American people. I’ll start. With the two-sentence truth about what we are seeing in Afghanistan right now:

For 20 years, politicians, elites and D.C. military leaders lied to us about Afghanistan.

What happened last week was inevitable, and anyone saying differently is still lying to you.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 24, 2021 12:22 AM

[quote]Hawley is a war hero super stud with an Ivy league graduate degree.

Yale Law! Boola boola, daddy!

by Anonymousreply 36August 24, 2021 12:27 AM

[quote] How do you pronounce his last name? CUNTS?

I automatically assumed that, and had a good laugh.

Does he have a brother named Mike?

by Anonymousreply 37August 24, 2021 12:34 AM

I'd fuck him!

Shirtless pics?

by Anonymousreply 38August 24, 2021 12:47 AM

Oh ok, so he is gonna win the promary agaibst Clsire McCaskill? Please

by Anonymousreply 39August 24, 2021 12:58 AM

[quote] He's okay; I'm not so sure I'd use the word "dreamboat" though, OP.

Agreed. He's really more of dinghy.

Seriously, some of you bitches are so incredibly thirsty that fucking sand is coming out of your mouth. Get a grip, girls.

by Anonymousreply 40August 24, 2021 12:59 AM

This dude is on fire. Hopefully his perspective shifts the narrative and garners him support in the process.

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by Anonymousreply 41August 30, 2021 8:12 PM

Is OP typing from 1951?? Who says dreamboat?

by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2021 8:13 PM

The OP is 90 and thinks he has a chance with Lance.

by Anonymousreply 43August 30, 2021 10:41 PM

@secretservice

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by Anonymousreply 44September 10, 2021 5:04 PM

What is it you Kunce face?

by Anonymousreply 45September 10, 2021 5:10 PM

My legs look like his. Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 46September 10, 2021 5:34 PM

I bet he wouldn't take out LGBT history posters from the State Capitol.

by Anonymousreply 47September 10, 2021 5:57 PM

If he wins, I volunteer to mentor him, although he is in another party.

by Anonymousreply 48September 10, 2021 6:10 PM

[quote] Is OP typing from 1951?? Who says dreamboat?

I know. OP is icky. Strictly out of the wood.

by Anonymousreply 49September 10, 2021 6:44 PM

Vote

For

A

REAL

Democrat.

Vote

For

TIM SHEPARD

For

Congress!

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by Anonymousreply 50September 10, 2021 7:15 PM

R50 So... you are saying you want another Republican to join Josh Hawley as a MO Senator?

Sorry but this Shepard dude will never win in Missouri!

by Anonymousreply 51September 14, 2021 12:47 PM
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