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Satan is giving televangelists Covid

A pundit on the far-right show TruNews said that their studio is experiencing an outbreak of coronavirus because of Satan, who is retaliating against them for promoting Milo Yiannopoulos because Milo once “belonged to the darkness” but has now left it by becoming “ex-gay.”

“We constantly battle demonic spirits and demonic attacks on ourselves and we as Christians must stay equipped,” host Lauren Witzke said yesterday. “And also we must stay prayerful as we walk into these times.”

Need I say more?

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by Anonymousreply 3706/11/2021

If Milo had any money I'd say he paid for this announcement from TruNews himself.

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2021

I literally can't wait until heterosexuality and Christianity are things of the past.

by Anonymousreply 206/10/2021

Those pearls Milo is wearing….real or cheap costume jewelry?

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2021

Milo was Satan’s favorite sodomite? all this time I thought I was…

by Anonymousreply 406/10/2021

Satan is retaliating not because of Milo's gay past but because of his "straight" present.

by Anonymousreply 506/10/2021

I thought Danielle Pintauro was Satan's favorite since she did the most to give AIDS a brand new life.

by Anonymousreply 606/10/2021

I wish the Rapture would come soon so christians would just disappear….

by Anonymousreply 706/10/2021

I wish the retaliatory Holocaust would happen even sooner so Muslims would join them, R7.

by Anonymousreply 806/10/2021

After the Rapture, they're going to be very surprised to find themselves rotating on a spit in Hell.

by Anonymousreply 906/10/2021

Send them there sooner. Make them suffer.

by Anonymousreply 1006/10/2021

Yes, SATAN is the answer...not ignoring basic science.

by Anonymousreply 1106/10/2021

HAIL, SATAN

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by Anonymousreply 1206/10/2021

Poor Milo…..did he really think christians would welcome him with open arms?

by Anonymousreply 1306/10/2021

Once a queer…….always a queer

by Anonymousreply 1406/10/2021

Satan? You mean Bill Gates? Hillary? Soros?

by Anonymousreply 1506/10/2021

OP, that source is also enabling ex-gays with that TQ+ shit.

by Anonymousreply 1606/10/2021

The Evangies finally get raptured like they've desperately wanted. And America's biggest conservative voting bloc disappears for good. Sounds like a win-win for everyone to me.

by Anonymousreply 1706/10/2021

God'll get you for that.

by Anonymousreply 1806/10/2021

I can't understand how people so deeply believe this shit. It's as far fetched as ancient Greek and Roman mythology (and not nearly as poetic or interesting).

by Anonymousreply 1906/10/2021

Where's that "sure, Jan" gif when you need it?

by Anonymousreply 2006/10/2021

[quote] Those pearls Milo is wearing….real or cheap costume jewelry?

Hobby Lobby. Just like that "wedding" ring he threw into the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 2106/10/2021

You've been warned, Media! Interview Milo and face CERTAIN DOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2021

[quote]After the Rapture, they're going to be very surprised to find themselves rotating on a spit in Hell.

The "oh, crapture!"

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2021

christians keep saying the Rapture is coming any day….and here they are….maybe it’s our unfortunate luck that maybe they were left behind…and we’re stuck with their sorry asses

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2021

I don't know why, but it gives me great comfort to know that Milo Y. is Satan's chosen harbinger of COVID-19. It's not like I ever want to go near him or any of those high almighty Christian idiots who believe such idiocy.

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2021

He's a grifter through and through. Nothing about him in genuine. He'd become a mouthpiece for the ayatollah if it was profitable and got him the attention he craves.

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2021

Is it for publicity…or conversion therapy…..or just plain bullshit..

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2021

Oh shut the fuck, Lauren

by Anonymousreply 2806/10/2021

Well, I guess I will strike them all from my Christmas card list. That will show them.

by Anonymousreply 2906/10/2021

[quote] “Milo is somebody who belonged to the darkness. He was Satan’s favorite sodomite, wasn’t he? And we took him back, Christ took him back.”

Was Milo’s hole really that special, really that good, that he was Satan’s favorite homo? I thought he had complained a lot about the difficulty in getting laid and that homos didn’t like him.

by Anonymousreply 3006/10/2021

Wow, can you imagine being a grown adult and believing this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 3106/10/2021

Was he Satan’s favorite sodomite ? what makes him so fucking special that he’s the favorite? It doesn’t seem fair.

by Anonymousreply 3206/10/2021

[quote] Was he Satan’s favorite sodomite ? what makes him so fucking special that he’s the favorite? It doesn’t seem fair.

I thought for sure that Danielle Pintauro was Satan's favorite sodomite. His show was from Embassy and their logo had a pentagram. That is no coincidence.

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by Anonymousreply 3306/10/2021

Milo can clutch his pearls all he wants, I’m not convinced… unfortunately he is still one of us and we all know zebras don’t change their stripes. Gay GAY GAYYYYY!!!

by Anonymousreply 3406/10/2021

[quote]zebras don’t change their stripes

Yes they do, you transphobic TERF!

by Anonymousreply 3506/10/2021

Quit trying to make this has been happen again.

I know it's Bitter Middle Aged Brit, Slimo's biggest fan, or another one of you racist turds, but of all the Trump scumbags...

You know what? Keep it up. His ever increasing desperation is actually amusing.

by Anonymousreply 3606/10/2021

Satan's Little Homo would make a good band name.

by Anonymousreply 3706/11/2021
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