Satan is giving televangelists Covid
A pundit on the far-right show TruNews said that their studio is experiencing an outbreak of coronavirus because of Satan, who is retaliating against them for promoting Milo Yiannopoulos because Milo once “belonged to the darkness” but has now left it by becoming “ex-gay.”
“We constantly battle demonic spirits and demonic attacks on ourselves and we as Christians must stay equipped,” host Lauren Witzke said yesterday. “And also we must stay prayerful as we walk into these times.”
Need I say more?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/11/2021|
If Milo had any money I'd say he paid for this announcement from TruNews himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/10/2021|
I literally can't wait until heterosexuality and Christianity are things of the past.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/10/2021|
Those pearls Milo is wearing….real or cheap costume jewelry?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/10/2021|
Milo was Satan’s favorite sodomite? all this time I thought I was…
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/10/2021|
Satan is retaliating not because of Milo's gay past but because of his "straight" present.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/10/2021|
I thought Danielle Pintauro was Satan's favorite since she did the most to give AIDS a brand new life.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/10/2021|
I wish the Rapture would come soon so christians would just disappear….
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/10/2021|
I wish the retaliatory Holocaust would happen even sooner so Muslims would join them, R7.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/10/2021|
After the Rapture, they're going to be very surprised to find themselves rotating on a spit in Hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/10/2021|
Send them there sooner. Make them suffer.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/10/2021|
Yes, SATAN is the answer...not ignoring basic science.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/10/2021|
Poor Milo…..did he really think christians would welcome him with open arms?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/10/2021|
Once a queer…….always a queer
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/10/2021|
Satan? You mean Bill Gates? Hillary? Soros?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/10/2021|
OP, that source is also enabling ex-gays with that TQ+ shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/10/2021|
The Evangies finally get raptured like they've desperately wanted. And America's biggest conservative voting bloc disappears for good. Sounds like a win-win for everyone to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/10/2021|
I can't understand how people so deeply believe this shit. It's as far fetched as ancient Greek and Roman mythology (and not nearly as poetic or interesting).
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/10/2021|
Where's that "sure, Jan" gif when you need it?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/10/2021|
[quote] Those pearls Milo is wearing….real or cheap costume jewelry?
Hobby Lobby. Just like that "wedding" ring he threw into the ocean.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/10/2021|
You've been warned, Media! Interview Milo and face CERTAIN DOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2021|
[quote]After the Rapture, they're going to be very surprised to find themselves rotating on a spit in Hell.
The "oh, crapture!"
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2021|
christians keep saying the Rapture is coming any day….and here they are….maybe it’s our unfortunate luck that maybe they were left behind…and we’re stuck with their sorry asses
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2021|
I don't know why, but it gives me great comfort to know that Milo Y. is Satan's chosen harbinger of COVID-19. It's not like I ever want to go near him or any of those high almighty Christian idiots who believe such idiocy.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/10/2021|
He's a grifter through and through. Nothing about him in genuine. He'd become a mouthpiece for the ayatollah if it was profitable and got him the attention he craves.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2021|
Is it for publicity…or conversion therapy…..or just plain bullshit..
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|
Well, I guess I will strike them all from my Christmas card list. That will show them.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/10/2021|
[quote] “Milo is somebody who belonged to the darkness. He was Satan’s favorite sodomite, wasn’t he? And we took him back, Christ took him back.”
Was Milo’s hole really that special, really that good, that he was Satan’s favorite homo? I thought he had complained a lot about the difficulty in getting laid and that homos didn’t like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/10/2021|
Wow, can you imagine being a grown adult and believing this stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/10/2021|
Was he Satan’s favorite sodomite ? what makes him so fucking special that he’s the favorite? It doesn’t seem fair.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/10/2021|
[quote] Was he Satan’s favorite sodomite ? what makes him so fucking special that he’s the favorite? It doesn’t seem fair.
I thought for sure that Danielle Pintauro was Satan's favorite sodomite. His show was from Embassy and their logo had a pentagram. That is no coincidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/10/2021|
Milo can clutch his pearls all he wants, I’m not convinced… unfortunately he is still one of us and we all know zebras don’t change their stripes. Gay GAY GAYYYYY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2021|
[quote]zebras don’t change their stripes
Yes they do, you transphobic TERF!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/10/2021|
Quit trying to make this has been happen again.
I know it's Bitter Middle Aged Brit, Slimo's biggest fan, or another one of you racist turds, but of all the Trump scumbags...
You know what? Keep it up. His ever increasing desperation is actually amusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/10/2021|
Satan's Little Homo would make a good band name.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/11/2021|