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What of yours brings all the boys to the yard?

All the boys to the yard.

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2021 6:43 AM

Jiggle and bounce, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2021 2:45 AM

Say what?

by Anonymousreply 2June 10, 2021 2:54 AM

Bulge

by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2021 2:55 AM

My tiny mushroomheaded penis in a thatch of scraggly orange pubes. It's terrific.

by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2021 2:57 AM

My croquet set.

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2021 2:59 AM

My Skunk / Chile indica corner of the garden.

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2021 3:10 AM

My roofies. And they don't so much bring them to the yard as they allow me to drag them there by the arms or legs.

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2021 5:24 AM

“Get off of my lawn you fucking perverts!”

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2021 5:46 AM

My moist velvety muffin.

by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2021 5:52 AM

My cupcakes.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2021 6:11 AM

[quote] My cupcakes.

They’re dry just like the rest of you, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2021 6:41 AM

Apple Bottom*

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2021 6:43 AM
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