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What of yours brings all the boys to the yard?

All the boys to the yard.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 10:43 PM

Jiggle and bounce, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 6:45 PM

Say what?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 6:54 PM

Bulge

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 6:55 PM

My tiny mushroomheaded penis in a thatch of scraggly orange pubes. It's terrific.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 6:57 PM

My croquet set.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 6:59 PM

My Skunk / Chile indica corner of the garden.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM

My roofies. And they don't so much bring them to the yard as they allow me to drag them there by the arms or legs.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 9:24 PM

“Get off of my lawn you fucking perverts!”

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 9:46 PM

My moist velvety muffin.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 9:52 PM

My cupcakes.

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by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 10:11 PM

[quote] My cupcakes.

They’re dry just like the rest of you, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 10:41 PM

Apple Bottom*

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 10:43 PM
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