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BREAKING NEWS: Biden Shoos Away Pesky Cicada

You saw it hear first!

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by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2021 7:34 PM

Oh, dear! ^

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2021 7:17 PM

LOL, r1

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2021 7:19 PM

Gay Gym Jordan is gonna impeach Biden... Murderer!!!

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2021 7:21 PM

You mean he doesn’t stand there sweating with it on his forehead like a Republicunt?

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2021 7:22 PM

I love that this is the type of headline Biden is generating. So different from half a year ago.

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2021 7:31 PM

#CicadaLivesMatter

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2021 7:32 PM

Cicadas don't bite or sting so they are harmless. All of them will be dead in a few weeks after they are done mating.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2021 7:34 PM
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