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Do you use your cumrag for anything else?

Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 7:56 AM

I use it as an extra napkin at Sunday roast with the family.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 8:20 AM

Drying my Royal Doulton after tea service!

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 8:23 AM

R2 is that you Nicholas Sheridan?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 8:30 AM

Gagging my tricks.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 8:33 AM

Sure, he has a full time job he goes to

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 8:37 AM

Mine is my son in law.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 8:39 AM

COVID mask.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 8:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 1:39 PM

I wipe down your car with it.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

A cheesecloth.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

Polishing the silverware

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 1:42 PM

What do you think ShamWows are?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM

All that jizz wasted on Planet Wanko. Every second there must be hundreds of ejaculations outside of a hole. Surely there must be a way to put an end to this colossal waste of resources or to harvest it for some use.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 2:00 PM

Incontinence pad.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 3:24 PM

My friend just got a freshly laundered cumrag. I feel so clean!

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 5:56 AM

Why use a cum rag when you can just eat it….taste good…’s an acquired taste i guess

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 5:59 AM

I use oil rags from my shop…

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 6:01 AM

Having a cum rag is bad. Have a shower or let it absorb into your skin. My first boyfriend had a cum rag on the end of the bed, and I hated it.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 6:01 AM

[quote] Polishing the silverware

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays? Why, back when we used to just call it choking the chicken.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 6:07 AM


I really did use my dried cumrag the other day to dust off the patio table.

What?! I was in a rush 🤷

by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 6:11 AM

R13 = Bill Gates

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 6:12 AM

[R20]. that’s like putting a dirty dildo in the dishwasher

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 7:28 AM

Is there anything less funny than "asking for a friend"?

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 7:29 AM

I use it to make the bouquet garni for all of my stock recipes, Rose.

Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue, or a paper towel?!

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 7:34 AM

Basting the turkey.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 7:36 AM

[quote] Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue,

No way!

That shit sticks.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 7:56 AM
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