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Do you use your cumrag for anything else?

Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2021 3:56 PM

I use it as an extra napkin at Sunday roast with the family.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2021 4:20 PM

Drying my Royal Doulton after tea service!

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2021 4:23 PM

R2 is that you Nicholas Sheridan?

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2021 4:30 PM

Gagging my tricks.

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2021 4:33 PM

Sure, he has a full time job he goes to

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2021 4:37 PM

Mine is my son in law.

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2021 4:39 PM

COVID mask.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2021 4:42 PM

Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 8June 9, 2021 9:39 PM

I wipe down your car with it.

by Anonymousreply 9June 9, 2021 9:41 PM

A cheesecloth.

by Anonymousreply 10June 9, 2021 9:41 PM

Polishing the silverware

by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2021 9:42 PM

What do you think ShamWows are?

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2021 9:44 PM

All that jizz wasted on Planet Wanko. Every second there must be hundreds of ejaculations outside of a hole. Surely there must be a way to put an end to this colossal waste of resources or to harvest it for some use.

by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2021 10:00 PM

Incontinence pad.

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2021 11:24 PM

My friend just got a freshly laundered cumrag. I feel so clean!

by Anonymousreply 15June 11, 2021 1:56 PM

Why use a cum rag when you can just eat it….taste good…..it’s an acquired taste i guess

by Anonymousreply 16June 11, 2021 1:59 PM

I use oil rags from my shop…

by Anonymousreply 17June 11, 2021 2:01 PM

Having a cum rag is bad. Have a shower or let it absorb into your skin. My first boyfriend had a cum rag on the end of the bed, and I hated it.

by Anonymousreply 18June 11, 2021 2:01 PM

[quote] Polishing the silverware

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays? Why, back when we used to just call it choking the chicken.

by Anonymousreply 19June 11, 2021 2:07 PM

Hahahahaha

I really did use my dried cumrag the other day to dust off the patio table.

What?! I was in a rush 🤷

by Anonymousreply 20June 11, 2021 2:11 PM

R13 = Bill Gates

by Anonymousreply 21June 11, 2021 2:12 PM

[R20]. that’s like putting a dirty dildo in the dishwasher

by Anonymousreply 22June 11, 2021 3:28 PM

Is there anything less funny than "asking for a friend"?

by Anonymousreply 23June 11, 2021 3:29 PM

I use it to make the bouquet garni for all of my stock recipes, Rose.

Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue, or a paper towel?!

by Anonymousreply 24June 11, 2021 3:34 PM

Basting the turkey.

by Anonymousreply 25June 11, 2021 3:36 PM

[quote] Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue,

No way!

That shit sticks.

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2021 3:56 PM
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