Asking for a friend.
Do you use your cumrag for anything else?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 11, 2021 3:56 PM |
I use it as an extra napkin at Sunday roast with the family.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 9, 2021 4:20 PM |
Drying my Royal Doulton after tea service!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 9, 2021 4:23 PM |
R2 is that you Nicholas Sheridan?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 9, 2021 4:30 PM |
Gagging my tricks.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 9, 2021 4:33 PM |
Sure, he has a full time job he goes to
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 9, 2021 4:37 PM |
Mine is my son in law.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 9, 2021 4:39 PM |
COVID mask.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 9, 2021 4:42 PM |
Ewww.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 9, 2021 9:39 PM |
I wipe down your car with it.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 9, 2021 9:41 PM |
A cheesecloth.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 9, 2021 9:41 PM |
Polishing the silverware
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 9, 2021 9:42 PM |
What do you think ShamWows are?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 9, 2021 9:44 PM |
All that jizz wasted on Planet Wanko. Every second there must be hundreds of ejaculations outside of a hole. Surely there must be a way to put an end to this colossal waste of resources or to harvest it for some use.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 9, 2021 10:00 PM |
Incontinence pad.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 9, 2021 11:24 PM |
My friend just got a freshly laundered cumrag. I feel so clean!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 11, 2021 1:56 PM |
Why use a cum rag when you can just eat it….taste good…..it’s an acquired taste i guess
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 11, 2021 1:59 PM |
I use oil rags from my shop…
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 11, 2021 2:01 PM |
Having a cum rag is bad. Have a shower or let it absorb into your skin. My first boyfriend had a cum rag on the end of the bed, and I hated it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 11, 2021 2:01 PM |
[quote] Polishing the silverware
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays? Why, back when we used to just call it choking the chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 11, 2021 2:07 PM |
Hahahahaha
I really did use my dried cumrag the other day to dust off the patio table.
What?! I was in a rush 🤷
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 11, 2021 2:11 PM |
R13 = Bill Gates
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 11, 2021 2:12 PM |
[R20]. that’s like putting a dirty dildo in the dishwasher
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 11, 2021 3:28 PM |
Is there anything less funny than "asking for a friend"?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 11, 2021 3:29 PM |
I use it to make the bouquet garni for all of my stock recipes, Rose.
Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue, or a paper towel?!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 11, 2021 3:34 PM |
Basting the turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 11, 2021 3:36 PM |
[quote] Seriously, who the fuck doesn't use toilet tissue,
No way!
That shit sticks.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 11, 2021 3:56 PM |