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Lilibet’s first words were “Kate’s a fucking basic anorexic bitch!”

what are her little semi-royal ears being subjected to??

by Anonymousreply 21June 10, 2021 12:32 PM

What an idiotic post. No one cares about this.

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2021 7:25 PM

"What do mean I don't get a title? You're both assholes!"

by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2021 7:26 PM

“Kate just needs some kick’n ass implants to get that dump truck into second gear!”

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2021 7:29 PM

So, what is your colouring?

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2021 7:34 PM

Well, I am not translucent like you, Char-Char.

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2021 7:39 PM

When Betty Boop finally goes tits up, I just play the namesake card and get the Real Fucked Up Jewelz💎

by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2021 7:45 PM

Let the whispers begin ... she is too dark, will look like Archie's maid.

by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2021 7:54 PM

R5 No, you've just got one of those common tans.

by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2021 8:02 PM

"Yass Kween!"

by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2021 8:06 PM

Dripping in bling, “ I’m ready for my closeup Mr De Perry!”

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2021 9:12 PM

To Meghan: "You're not my mom, but are you OK?"

by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2021 9:15 PM

“Someone find Harry! Where the fuck IS HE?”

by Anonymousreply 12June 8, 2021 9:18 PM

“Kate will have to announce fucking triplets to checkmate “Lilibet Diana”! And that will blowout her front tire for good!”

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2021 9:39 PM

"WHY did you adopt me?"

by Anonymousreply 14June 8, 2021 9:42 PM

Nah op. It was Dear Aunt Kate, Please save me from these nuts.

by Anonymousreply 15June 8, 2021 9:43 PM

You social climbing, merching bitches, why isn't my name Diana Elizabeth?

"Lilibet" is a fucking ridiculous!

by Anonymousreply 16June 8, 2021 11:41 PM

Probably the combined communication white noise IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich with ham.

by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2021 12:12 AM

Daddy, can you arrange for a drunk Parisian driver to take Mommy for a ride so we can go back and live in palaces instead of with all this new money trash in Montecito?

We're of lineage and should be treated as such.

by Anonymousreply 18June 9, 2021 4:12 AM

Daddy,

Don't forget to call the Baby Gap people. We need to Zoom with them about my baby clothesline: 'Lillibet - For your little princess.' Don't let mummy design -- the Gap has professionals.

XXO

by Anonymousreply 19June 9, 2021 2:48 PM

A Windsor Girl - who’s walking down the streets of the city 🌃 smiling at everybody she meets? Everyone knows it’s Windsor Girl 👧🏼

by Anonymousreply 20June 10, 2021 12:14 PM

Kardashian money 💰 without the megaphone 📢 loud ass!

by Anonymousreply 21June 10, 2021 12:32 PM
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