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Cody Simpson is an Olympic Swimmer now?

Did his music career fall apart that bad?

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by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 4:18 PM

I’m ready to try his swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 7:32 AM

He’s training in Australia right now

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by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 7:34 AM

People usually don't fail into the Olympics

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 7:36 AM

He's the poster boy for the whitest white boy whoever whited

I do appreciate his tattoo restraint

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 7:43 AM

Any nudes out there???

by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 8:03 AM

Saw him play at SXSW many years ago, and he was totally unremarkable. It was an A&R weasel-fest, and I think they all walked out of there scratching their heads at the musical appeal of this kid.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 8:08 AM

[quote] He's the poster boy for the whitest white boy whoever whited

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 8:28 AM

I would hit that.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 8:31 AM

His face is offensive to the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 8:32 AM

Where are his eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 8:33 AM

[quote] His face is offensive to the eyes.

On DL he has often been compared to Rondo Hatton (see link).

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by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 8:36 AM

[quote]I do appreciate his tattoo restraint

He's just getting started.

He is fit, but I can't get past the butterface.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 8:38 AM

His face is meh. The body is nice

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 9:28 AM

Good legs.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 1:15 PM

I think you'll find swimming was his first passion, singing was next.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM

R15 is correct. According to another thread, his father is quite wealthy so he's been able to pursue his passions (swimming, singing, ocean conservation) without having to get a job.

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by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 9:00 PM

He has much better legs than I expected given that he has no ass like most swimmers.

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by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 9:02 PM

We had this thread 6 weeks ago

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by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 10:36 PM

We had this thread 10 weeks ago

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by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 10:37 PM

Closeted BI.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 10:38 PM

R18/R19, who knew he was a DL fave?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 11:10 PM

R17, why don’t they have asses? All of the kicking required to swim, you’d think that they would have great ones...

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 1:05 AM

R22, they surgically shave their buttcheek meat down down for hydrodynamics.

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by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 1:53 AM

That bikini bottom looks mighty empty

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 2:29 AM

Swimmers tend to have beautiful legs and thighs and upper bodies with no ass.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 3:34 AM

Next up:

Jennette McCurdy on pole vault.

Demi Lovato on shot put.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 3:51 AM

So now it's a crime to be white? R4

And you wonder why you start to get blow back.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 3:55 AM

Most men have “no ass”.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 3:56 AM

Mmm yum. IWFHH.

I'm not seeing a lot of bulge though. Oh well.

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by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 4:02 AM

that face won't age well

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 4:03 AM

R27 a crime? Lmaoooo

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 5:47 AM

What’s his skin color?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 4:18 PM
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