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Cody Simpson is an Olympic Swimmer now?

Did his music career fall apart that bad?

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by Anonymousreply 38August 1, 2022 7:45 AM

I’m ready to try his swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2021 3:32 PM

He’s training in Australia right now

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by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2021 3:34 PM

People usually don't fail into the Olympics

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2021 3:36 PM

He's the poster boy for the whitest white boy whoever whited

I do appreciate his tattoo restraint

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2021 3:43 PM

Any nudes out there???

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2021 4:03 PM

Saw him play at SXSW many years ago, and he was totally unremarkable. It was an A&R weasel-fest, and I think they all walked out of there scratching their heads at the musical appeal of this kid.

by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2021 4:08 PM

[quote] He's the poster boy for the whitest white boy whoever whited

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2021 4:28 PM

I would hit that.

by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2021 4:31 PM

His face is offensive to the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2021 4:32 PM

Where are his eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2021 4:33 PM

[quote] His face is offensive to the eyes.

On DL he has often been compared to Rondo Hatton (see link).

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by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2021 4:36 PM

[quote]I do appreciate his tattoo restraint

He's just getting started.

He is fit, but I can't get past the butterface.

by Anonymousreply 12June 8, 2021 4:38 PM

His face is meh. The body is nice

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2021 5:28 PM

Good legs.

by Anonymousreply 14June 8, 2021 9:15 PM

I think you'll find swimming was his first passion, singing was next.

by Anonymousreply 15June 8, 2021 10:26 PM

R15 is correct. According to another thread, his father is quite wealthy so he's been able to pursue his passions (swimming, singing, ocean conservation) without having to get a job.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2021 5:00 AM

He has much better legs than I expected given that he has no ass like most swimmers.

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by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2021 5:02 AM

We had this thread 6 weeks ago

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by Anonymousreply 18June 9, 2021 6:36 AM

We had this thread 10 weeks ago

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by Anonymousreply 19June 9, 2021 6:37 AM

Closeted BI.

by Anonymousreply 20June 9, 2021 6:38 AM

R18/R19, who knew he was a DL fave?

by Anonymousreply 21June 9, 2021 7:10 AM

R17, why don’t they have asses? All of the kicking required to swim, you’d think that they would have great ones...

by Anonymousreply 22June 9, 2021 9:05 AM

R22, they surgically shave their buttcheek meat down down for hydrodynamics.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 9, 2021 9:53 AM

That bikini bottom looks mighty empty

by Anonymousreply 24June 9, 2021 10:29 AM

Swimmers tend to have beautiful legs and thighs and upper bodies with no ass.

by Anonymousreply 25June 9, 2021 11:34 AM

Next up:

Jennette McCurdy on pole vault.

Demi Lovato on shot put.

by Anonymousreply 26June 9, 2021 11:51 AM

So now it's a crime to be white? R4

And you wonder why you start to get blow back.

by Anonymousreply 27June 9, 2021 11:55 AM

Most men have “no ass”.

by Anonymousreply 28June 9, 2021 11:56 AM

Mmm yum. IWFHH.

I'm not seeing a lot of bulge though. Oh well.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 9, 2021 12:02 PM

that face won't age well

by Anonymousreply 30June 9, 2021 12:03 PM

R27 a crime? Lmaoooo

by Anonymousreply 31June 9, 2021 1:47 PM

What’s his skin color?

by Anonymousreply 32June 10, 2021 12:18 AM

Shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 3, 2021 4:57 AM

His dream of making it to the Olympics has sadly ended. He came last in his race. It's back to America and singing I guess.

by Anonymousreply 34July 3, 2021 9:50 AM

He personally had low expectations of making the team and had seen this more as a stepping stone for the Games in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 35July 3, 2021 3:32 PM

Decent body, but the face? An extra from [italic]Deliverance[/italic] called, they want their face back!!

by Anonymousreply 36July 6, 2021 5:42 PM

[quote] Decent body, but the face? An extra from Deliverance called, they want their face back!!

On DL he has often been compared to Rondo Hatton (see link).

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by Anonymousreply 37July 6, 2021 6:34 PM

Cody's swimming at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham I see...in a bit of a love triangle I hear. Body still looks good.

by Anonymousreply 38August 1, 2022 7:45 AM
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