Macron given vicious faces lapping!

Oh no! Not his pretty face!

So... like... who was the French Datalounger involved???

Pas le visage !

It was a left wing shitter

Or a rightwing shitter. lets face it French politics is bonkers its just most English speaking people don't notice because they can't speak the language.

A bas la Macronie!

Boy, the UK media is on an anti-French tear lately. First the Torygraph whining about the EU downgrading English in its proceedings (why they should they care, they're not members anymore) and now the Daily Heil is promoting this clickbait? Is something bad about Johnson about to come out that they're trying to deflect from?

I want to see Justin Trudeau slap his naked ass as he begs for more dick.

Sacré bleu!

Could have been worse.

r7 How dare the media report on the leader of a G7 nation being assaulted. Would a CNN source written by someone called Pierre sooth your delicate garlic flavoured feelings?

If Macron wasn't such sissy he would accept the challenge.

No, you have to slap THEM.

This made me giggle for some reason: Macron was hauled to safety by one of his guards but was later seen returning to the barrier to get a word in.

"faces lapping"? We get it; you're excited, OP.

feces lapping

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Watch the hair!

You call that a slap?

I read the slapper had just arrived from Santa Monica, where he had subjected DL alum David Ehrenstein to an equally vicious faceslapping in an upscale restaurant!

If true R22, then we know he’s a DLer.

Did one of his gorgeous North African bodyguards intervene?

The worst part was he was slapped in English.

Slapper is not a DLer, unfortunately. He's some right wing Le Pen freak. It's a funny video, but it would funnier if someone not odious had done it.

[Quote] The slapper yelled, "Montjoie Saint-Denis, à bas la Macronie." Part of the phrase is a 12th century royalist slogan that today has become a rallying cry of the far right. The other part means "down with Macronism."

Right wing you say? Yeah, probably a DLer.

Macaroon's wife with the BIG wig and the pants looks like a DRAG queen.

What does he see in her? (his wife, I mean) - does he go home and whimper about what a terrible day he's had and she gives him milk and cookies? I don't get it at all.

He's barely touching him. Missed opportunity.

BUMP

Vicious faces lapping? Did the suspects look like this?

I have to say, that was hardly vicious.

Where was Charlotte Cambridge when this happened?

The French ARE the Filthiest People Alive!

🤣

This is for downgrading English.

His skeletal wife sure can wear nice clothes. But I guess she needs lots of layers to keep warm.

He has a small cock and enjoys being humiliated by a real man, as it were.

R36, ahem, no, you idiot Brexiteer.

I hope that he is okay.

I'd love Macron to slap my feces.

Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch.

Anarchists are so scary

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Dang OP, I wanted to see someone lapping Macron's face and all I got was a slap.

I wanted some tongue action.

Amateurs.

WOW, justice is swift in France, the slapper got 4 months in jail. In the US he wouldn't have even gone to court anytime this year.

OMG! He is sooooooooo Datalounge!

What members of Log Cabin Republicans on DL have had him?

The faces of Damien Tarel.

Don't make stupid people famous. He's a far-right fuckwit.

He's cute.

(R47) How very true, in this country he would have been free on bail, interviewed on all the news programs, been offered a book deal, a Go Fund Me set up to pay for his legal expenses, while his lawyer appeals to the US Supreme Court and of course, the ACLU (American Crime Lovers Union) getting involved about his civil rights.

He would be asked to run for Congress by Trump supporters.

Why is Macron manhandling Joe Biden? A crush? (he does seem to have a penchant for his elders, e.g. Brigitte)

Preventing Joe from toppling over?

R43 Given he wants to return to the 12th century feudalist/royalist hegemony, he's about as far from an anarchist as you can get.

It cost Zsa Zsa 3 days in jail, 120 hours of community service, and $13,000 to slap a civil servant.

This renaissance faire actor should have insulted Macron from afar.

I think Joe's going to come back home with Covid.

[quote] Why is Macron manhandling Joe Biden?

Don't you remember Macron did the same thing with Trump when they first met.

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS isn't doing so well.