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Macron given vicious faces lapping!

Zut alors!

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by Tony Woodard reply 6006/11/2021

Oh no! Not his pretty face!

by Tony Woodard reply 106/08/2021

So... like... who was the French Datalounger involved???

by Tony Woodard reply 206/08/2021

Pas le visage !

by Tony Woodard reply 306/08/2021

It was a left wing shitter

by Tony Woodard reply 406/08/2021

Or a rightwing shitter. lets face it French politics is bonkers its just most English speaking people don't notice because they can't speak the language.

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by Tony Woodard reply 506/08/2021

A bas la Macronie!

by Tony Woodard reply 606/08/2021

Boy, the UK media is on an anti-French tear lately. First the Torygraph whining about the EU downgrading English in its proceedings (why they should they care, they're not members anymore) and now the Daily Heil is promoting this clickbait? Is something bad about Johnson about to come out that they're trying to deflect from?

by Tony Woodard reply 706/08/2021

I want to see Justin Trudeau slap his naked ass as he begs for more dick.

by Tony Woodard reply 806/08/2021

Sacré bleu!

by Tony Woodard reply 906/08/2021

Could have been worse.

by Tony Woodard reply 1006/08/2021

r7 How dare the media report on the leader of a G7 nation being assaulted. Would a CNN source written by someone called Pierre sooth your delicate garlic flavoured feelings?

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by Tony Woodard reply 1106/08/2021

If Macron wasn't such sissy he would accept the challenge.

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by Tony Woodard reply 1206/08/2021

No, you have to slap THEM.

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by Tony Woodard reply 1306/08/2021

This made me giggle for some reason: Macron was hauled to safety by one of his guards but was later seen returning to the barrier to get a word in.

by Tony Woodard reply 1406/08/2021

"faces lapping"? We get it; you're excited, OP.

by Tony Woodard reply 1506/08/2021

feces lapping

by Tony Woodard reply 1606/08/2021
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by Tony Woodard reply 1706/08/2021

[quote]I want to see Justin Trudeau slap his naked ass as he begs for more dick.

Who could blame him

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by Tony Woodard reply 1806/08/2021

The re-enactment

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by Tony Woodard reply 1906/08/2021

Watch the hair!

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by Tony Woodard reply 2006/08/2021

You call that a slap?

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by Tony Woodard reply 2106/08/2021

I read the slapper had just arrived from Santa Monica, where he had subjected DL alum David Ehrenstein to an equally vicious faceslapping in an upscale restaurant!

by Tony Woodard reply 2206/08/2021

If true R22, then we know he’s a DLer.

by Tony Woodard reply 2306/08/2021

Did one of his gorgeous North African bodyguards intervene?

by Tony Woodard reply 2406/08/2021

The worst part was he was slapped in English.

by Tony Woodard reply 2506/08/2021

Slapper is not a DLer, unfortunately. He's some right wing Le Pen freak. It's a funny video, but it would funnier if someone not odious had done it.

[Quote] The slapper yelled, "Montjoie Saint-Denis, à bas la Macronie." Part of the phrase is a 12th century royalist slogan that today has become a rallying cry of the far right. The other part means "down with Macronism."

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by Tony Woodard reply 2606/08/2021

Right wing you say? Yeah, probably a DLer.

by Tony Woodard reply 2706/08/2021

Macaroon's wife with the BIG wig and the pants looks like a DRAG queen.

by Tony Woodard reply 2806/08/2021

What does he see in her? (his wife, I mean) - does he go home and whimper about what a terrible day he's had and she gives him milk and cookies? I don't get it at all.

by Tony Woodard reply 2906/08/2021

He's barely touching him. Missed opportunity.

by Tony Woodard reply 3006/08/2021

BUMP

by Tony Woodard reply 3106/08/2021

Vicious faces lapping? Did the suspects look like this?

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by Tony Woodard reply 3206/08/2021

I have to say, that was hardly vicious.

by Tony Woodard reply 3306/08/2021

Where was Charlotte Cambridge when this happened?

by Tony Woodard reply 3406/08/2021

The French ARE the Filthiest People Alive!

by Tony Woodard reply 3506/08/2021

🤣

This is for downgrading English.

by Tony Woodard reply 3606/08/2021

His skeletal wife sure can wear nice clothes. But I guess she needs lots of layers to keep warm.

by Tony Woodard reply 3706/08/2021

He has a small cock and enjoys being humiliated by a real man, as it were.

by Tony Woodard reply 3806/08/2021

R36, ahem, no, you idiot Brexiteer.

by Tony Woodard reply 3906/08/2021

I hope that he is okay.

by Tony Woodard reply 4006/08/2021

I'd love Macron to slap my feces.

by Tony Woodard reply 4106/08/2021

Sometimes you just gotta slap a bitch.

by Tony Woodard reply 4206/08/2021

Anarchists are so scary

by Tony Woodard reply 4306/08/2021

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by Tony Woodard reply 4406/08/2021

Dang OP, I wanted to see someone lapping Macron's face and all I got was a slap.

I wanted some tongue action.

by Tony Woodard reply 4506/08/2021

Amateurs.

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by Tony Woodard reply 4606/08/2021

WOW, justice is swift in France, the slapper got 4 months in jail. In the US he wouldn't have even gone to court anytime this year.

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by Tony Woodard reply 4706/10/2021

OMG! He is sooooooooo Datalounge!

by Tony Woodard reply 4806/10/2021

What members of Log Cabin Republicans on DL have had him?

by Tony Woodard reply 4906/10/2021

The faces of Damien Tarel.

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by Tony Woodard reply 5006/10/2021

Don't make stupid people famous. He's a far-right fuckwit.

by Tony Woodard reply 5106/10/2021

He's cute.

by Tony Woodard reply 5206/10/2021

(R47) How very true, in this country he would have been free on bail, interviewed on all the news programs, been offered a book deal, a Go Fund Me set up to pay for his legal expenses, while his lawyer appeals to the US Supreme Court and of course, the ACLU (American Crime Lovers Union) getting involved about his civil rights.

by Tony Woodard reply 5306/10/2021

He would be asked to run for Congress by Trump supporters.

by Tony Woodard reply 5406/10/2021

Why is Macron manhandling Joe Biden? A crush? (he does seem to have a penchant for his elders, e.g. Brigitte)

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by Tony Woodard reply 5506/11/2021

Preventing Joe from toppling over?

by Tony Woodard reply 5606/11/2021

R43 Given he wants to return to the 12th century feudalist/royalist hegemony, he's about as far from an anarchist as you can get.

by Tony Woodard reply 5706/11/2021

It cost Zsa Zsa 3 days in jail, 120 hours of community service, and $13,000 to slap a civil servant.

This renaissance faire actor should have insulted Macron from afar.

by Tony Woodard reply 5806/11/2021

I think Joe's going to come back home with Covid.

by Tony Woodard reply 5906/11/2021

[quote] Why is Macron manhandling Joe Biden?

Don't you remember Macron did the same thing with Trump when they first met.

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by Tony Woodard reply 6006/11/2021
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