A-Rod eats alone as he fights tears in NYC…

He sho is ugly.

Looks very plump.

"A Rod Looks Fat in NYC"

[quote] Looks very plump.

[quote] "A Rod Looks Fat in NYC"

He's not getting his suits at Indochino.

He isn’t ugly at all.

I have always found him unnatractive. There are plenty of hotter Dominican men than him.

*there are plenty of Dominican men hotter than him.

That can be said of all men pushed as beauties r7

Doesn’t mean he isn’t attractive because there are better looking men out there.

There is ALWAYS someone more attractive

Sad.

El Chunko

I kind of wonder if this JLo Affleck thing isn't just a front between old friends to get back at ARod for being such a cheating dick. JLo and Affleck may well be truly together, but wouldn't it be awesome if they were just pranking ARod?

Affleck sure looked happy leaving her house the other day.

A-Rod is fine getting all the young pussy that he can handle

Ben was all smiles leaving Jens house

Christ Ben looks old.

Ben *is* old.

Don't know what to make of the new Brillo 'do.

After A-Rod, J-Lo can't even feel Ben inside of her.

^ link pls

he's no Keanu

Keanu wears the ugliest shoes ever!!!

I know one thing, Jennifer moved on quickly!

Just like she said in one if her songs, she won't take you cheating on her.

You cheat, she's out the door.

Bye Bitch!

He just bought an NBA team, he'll be fucking all the cheerleaders soon.

How long did Ben date A-Rod?

R22 And he'll get MeTooed, too.

It's coming!

Does Jello not have a gag reflex, because I don't get all these guys who jump over backwards to be with her.

Jello also has her own issues, it's obvious, she cannot be alone. No sooner she's divorced or breaks up with a man, she right on top of the next one. Low self-esteem or sex addiction?

R25 neither r

Gross. He’s fat and ethnic looking in OPs pic. JLo is definitely the winner in this failed “relationship” (actually a joint business venture where each asshole made millions $$$)

I won’t take you cheating on meeeEEee

Ethnic looking? He is ethnic… WTF

Anyone that thinks the JLo Ben thing will last this time is a fool. They’ll get the fucking out of their system and go their separate ways. Neither is marriage or even bf gf material. They’ve basically been through the phone book dating marrying fucking other people.

Who cares!

Boy she likes them big fellers. Is she even 5' 1"?

[quote]A Rod Looks Fat in NYC

Well, I never in all my life! This here is a clear case of too many eating occasions and not enough hungers. Oh, A-Rod! God despises a glutton and he's measurin' you up for an itchy hellsuit three sizes too small, one that'll cut into your burnin', stinkin' armpits and chafe your cellulite-dimpled thighs. He's fixin' to stitch you in all nice and tight and there's you'll stay for eternity! Is that what you want?

Do NOT cut short a hunger until you've blessed with The Growl! Have I made myself clear?

JLo moves on very quickly. What's wrong with her?

[quote] A-HOLE Alex digs himself in deeper as 'roid crisis rages

A-Rod is looking like a thumb in the OP.

Ben is grinning from ear to ear and seems to have shed the permagloom that was following him around for the last few years. Good for Ben. I also don't like the "Brillo hair" (lol- did he get a transplant?) but it's better than the wigs.

Doesn’t Lisa Rinna have a daughter he can date?

Jose Canseco says JLo was too old and not A-Rod's type.

A-Rod is not attractive, IMO.

[quote]JLo moves on very quickly. What's wrong with her?

It's obvious she cannot be alone. She has both a huge ego and low self-esteem. People can have both issues, JLo definitely does..

JLo needs to be adored, by anyone and everyone. Pathetic.

JLo reminds me of that hag Madonna, at least JLo is better looking than that ugly sea hag. If JLo had work done, it's very subtle.

Fat!

JLO hasn't been with a dude since marc anthony. All of these relationshps with A-Rod, Ben, are PURELY PR. Idiots.

R41 you’re the idiot

Lol ben looks like shit, old, fat and miserable. How exactly did j.ho win?

R42 Is a dumb ass shill

[quote] Gross. He’s fat and ethnic looking in OPs pic

[quote] Ethnic looking? He is ethnic… WTF

Tell us about the special people who have no ethnicity.

R25 JLo is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and she has a fat ass, that’s why straight dudes get pussy whipped by her.

Arod has fucked a lot of whores, both the hollywood kind and strip club kind..he probably has herpes.

When he was playing in NY, he loved going to strip clubs and his type was the woman with muscular build. He likes muscles on a woman.

I guess Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have an open marriage.

Has he always been that fat?

R49, no.

he's just getting old.

The pathetic romantic in me wants JLo and Ben to get married. Even if it’s all fake.

You'd cry too if the Applebee's had just run out of the blooming onions!

A-Rod is better off. Jello is a narcissist and a big fake. Can't stand her.

A-rod should be fitted for a caftan. Bitch will be a DL regular soon.

[quote] You'd cry too if the Applebee's had just run out of the blooming onions!

It's Outback (steak house) that has the blooming onion.

Even smiling, Ben looks dead in the eyes.

Looks hot to me. Love a beefy dude.

J-Lo is all about how many headlines she can generate. Publicity is her oxygen. Affleck seems lost these days, so a fling with J-Lo might be just the ticket to bring him out of his funk.

I love dead-eyed Ben.

Ben has lost the weight he gained. he's looking ok for his age.

Who's watching the children?

R59 = Henry Cavill

I prefer Ben, even if he's dead-eyed and fat and drunk.

For a woman who doesn’t want a cheating man… she’s always with one.

I love fat Latino men! A-Rod did love those muscular broads, what is THAT all about?

He's fit fat.

He’s sad that he won’t get publicity anymore.

A Lod so ronery. He cly.

R53 is Jello the new codename for JLo?

She may not know me, but she knows Jello.

I don’t think Jlo and Ben are in love. The first time around I did. It’s publicity for her and he’s going along for the ride. I’m getting a vibe that he’s kinda whipped and needs a caretaker.

I want to care about these three, because it's fun to see older celebrities having love drama, but I just don't give a shit about these three whose glory days are behind them

Back in the 1980s we called that hair on Ben the "Shatner Turbo 2000," which I believe was originally a joke about Bull's temporary toupee on Night Court. I do think Ben had a hair transplant though, and isn't wearing a full piece.

My favorite Ben was the big beefy sloppy guy who forgot to zip up his pants. There's something about him being a complete mess that I like, it's not healthy but here we are.

Let's be serious, J LO and Ben are a publicity stunt. She can't be seen without a man for five minutes

[quote] J-Lo is all about how many headlines she can generate. Publicity is her oxygen. Affleck seems lost these days, so a fling with J-Lo might be just the ticket to bring him out of his funk.

A “funk”, is that what you call decades of addiction and substance abuse?

[QUOTE] Looks hot to me. Love a beefy dude.

Yeah I thought this was the body type that DLers coveted.

Much respect for Jennifer Garner who divorced that big lump but stays on good terms for her kids. She’s probably rolling her eyes over Bennifer 2.0

R78 Jennifer Garner just said she doesn't want to be apart of the circus.

So you're probably not to far off the marker.

Poor guy is probably suffering from spring allergies with his little tissue in his hand, but for the media he's simply sad because of Jello and contemplating suicide.

Leading a fake life for publicity must be exhausting. Is it really worth it?

He comes off as a big doofus.

She's probably seeking advice from Ben on how to win an Oscar.

She really wants an Oscar.

On top of everything else, his new makeup line for men went down like a lead balloon. Thoughts and prayers

[quote]Gross. He’s fat and ethnic looking in OPs pic.

Proving once again how DL is populated by racist, gay, white trash.

He's really sad because the Boston Red Sox just swept the Yankees in Yankee Stadium. 3-0

R86, he's not Jeter. As long as the check cleared, he didn't give a shit about the uniform.

He has a nice dad bod. The face is a different story.

Jetah!

Is Jeter still alive?

R90, he is part owner of the Marlins and is their managing owner.

R91 oh cool.

You never see or hear from him.

"He comes off as a big doofus."

With a big doofus dick... I don't give IQ tests. You know he's good to have kept Jello happy for two years

[quote] I don't give IQ tests.

Dat’s da suck job!

[quote] Much respect for Jennifer Garner who divorced that big lump but stays on good terms for her kids. She’s probably rolling her eyes over Bennifer 2.0

She was on martyr status for several years with her church pap strolls. She's (Garner) insufferable in her own way.

Oh please, the man is rich as fuck, he won't be lonely for long.

I think jlo is fucking Ben for movie roles and parts. Her shades of blue tv series is over, right?

She's probably using him for project ideas and connections etc

R97 she doesn’t need to fuck people for roles 🙄🙄🙄

And she ended her show.

She wants to make movies, when was the last time she was in one???

She is a terrible actress, she needs ben more than he needs her.

R99 she wants to make movies? So she does. You’re acting like she’s some struggling actress. Acting nonstop since Selena baby.

You sound very stupid.

J Lo is the highest paid Hispanic actress ever. At her peak she was making a good $15 million per film. She walked away with over $30 million for Hustlers because she make a percentage of gross.

Some of you act like she’s some poor struggling actress. 😂😂😍

[quote]Some of you act like she’s some poor struggling actress.

Well, [italic]actress[/italic] is a bit of a stretch, but yeah, she's loaded.

She can barely sing and act, I ain't gonna spend a penny on anything she's in. Even if it's free on tv, ain't gonna waste my time. I can think of better ways to waste my time.

I think Jennifer and Alex both have issues and I'm guessing that neither will be in a long-term relationship, ever again. BTW, have we commented on this dress Jennifer wore? WTF

J-LO is wanted by both A-Rod and Ben because they know she is one of the very few who won't take them to the cleaners later on. That's because she IS the cleaners. ($450 M)

She ain't in the same league as Meryl Streep

Maybe she wants Ben to write a part for her in one of his projects. This relationship is definitely career related.

If she were white, she’d still be a struggling performer.

Jennifer has to be worth every bit of $400/$600 million plus. She has a lot going on and has real estate all over the country. Plus flying privately everywhere you go isn't cheap.

She's banked up.

[quote]If she were white, she’d still be a struggling performer.

Right, because there's no such thing as mediocrity among white performers who've been successful. God, you assholes look for any excuse to make it about race and then have the fucking nerve to say "woke" people make everything about race.