IT'S. SO. HOT. (and I stink)
It's 95 degrees and muggy. I took my dog out for some yard time earlier when it was in the 80s but being a black siberian husky mix he wasn't impressed.
I went out to water my flowers and opted to do it by watering can instead of hooking the hose up to the sink because it would let in the heat. I am now slimey with sweat and stink.
I am not a fan of over 85 degrees unless my fat ass is at the beach or in a pool. I am going to have ice cream for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 12, 2021 7:51 PM
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And we can assume you're weighing it around 325 pounds?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 6, 2021 8:04 PM
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You shouldn't own a husky when you live in such a hot place.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 6, 2021 8:05 PM
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lol, not quite r1.
r2, it's polar here over half the year.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 6, 2021 8:06 PM
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It's what, like the 2nd week of June & it's 90+ degrees with 90% humidity? Jesus, kill me now - I can't imagine what August will be like
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 6, 2021 8:11 PM
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I loathe the summer and very sunny, hot days unless I am swimming. It’s amazing to me how different people are in terms of climate preference.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 6, 2021 8:11 PM
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Hot weather, especially muggy, has a drastic effect on my mood. Right now it's 95 here, too, and I have some kind of phlegmy chest (allergy?) and I feel like it's the end of the world. If it were cool and dry I'd be on top of the world.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 6, 2021 8:14 PM
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I actually had space heaters on a week ago.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 6, 2021 8:14 PM
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R6, I can take hot. But when it’s humid and there’s a low-pressure front, I want to DIE.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 6, 2021 8:16 PM
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Meh. Just rinse off after in a nice cool shower. You'll live.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 6, 2021 8:17 PM
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I feel like a hot dog in the microwave
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 6, 2021 8:17 PM
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You guys will think I’m nuts but I use these migraine ice head wraps. I get them from Amazon and keep them in my freezer. On a day like today I wear them as I do housework. It really helps!
Also refreshing is a bath or shower with a couple of drops of peppermint oil.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 6, 2021 8:18 PM
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What I miss, living on England, is WARM. Solid warmth that goes on for months. So you can relax and settle into it. I don't even mind humidity. But here it gets HOT sometimes but it's not WARM.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 6, 2021 8:20 PM
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[quote] IT'S. SO. HOT. (and I stink)
Just pull into a parking garage and bawl about it for 20 minutes. You'll feel better after!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 6, 2021 8:21 PM
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I hate the heat, and today we had 93 degrees. Walked my dogs and got an instant headache that’s not going away. I’m not fat, but I still hate the damn heat.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 6, 2021 8:21 PM
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Shit. I live in the DEEP south and it’s only 80 here. Low to mid 80s all week. Of course it’s humid as hell though - 80% humidity.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 6, 2021 8:22 PM
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If you get really hot (body temperature wise) take a couple aspirin. It will cool you down.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 6, 2021 8:26 PM
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I am going to hop in the shower after I feed my dog. I am actually going to have a blt with avocado on naan bread for dinner. That feels like summer.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 6, 2021 8:27 PM
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What kind of ice cream do you have? I have heavenly hash right now as I couldn't find cookie dough.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 6, 2021 8:30 PM
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First year I've had my own inbound pool to jump into and it is bliss. I'm one of those who has hated summer since I was a little kid but this year I can embrace it. Cools me down 20 degrees instantly and the salt takes care of all the bug bites I also hate.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 6, 2021 8:31 PM
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Maybe you should eat some ice cubes for dinner fat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 6, 2021 8:32 PM
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where's the fun in that r21? plus, ice hurts my teeth
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 6, 2021 8:34 PM
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R21 he’ll save the ice cubes to shove up your ultra rude ass!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 6, 2021 8:34 PM
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I’m trying to lose my covid weight (well, I haven’t actually tried that hard) and decided to try Halo Top pops. The mango was great and low calorie. At least they’re cold!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 6, 2021 8:35 PM
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actually, ice cubes up the butt would cool one down I suppose
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 6, 2021 8:35 PM
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I'm in South Florida where it'll be in the 90s daily until October. Such is life.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 6, 2021 8:42 PM
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I hate humidity so goddamned much,
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 6, 2021 8:44 PM
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It's supposed to be hotter tomorrow. I actually had to turn the air conditioning on upstairs because I was getting nauseated walking upstairs. Usually I only have to turn it on upstairs if I am working in my office or at bedtime
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 6, 2021 8:46 PM
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Stick some ice cubes in your cooter
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 6, 2021 9:01 PM
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btw, I LOVE naan bread. It holds up better than regular bread and the brand I get is garlicky. One slice goes a long way and no tomato leaks. Love.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 7, 2021 12:13 AM
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I'm in So Cal and June is very pleasant. Oh how I love the overcast mornings to mid afternoons that burn off to a light sun with wind. You end up with part of the day in the sunny low 70s. I wish it would stay like this and not turn into the hell that is August through at least October, if not November. (and sometimes December)
Sorry you're so hot! You should have gone out and hosed yourself down.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 7, 2021 12:26 AM
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Living in the Great Northwest you get so use to having moisture in the air that dry places like SoCal just seem unbearable. Dry is bad here…wildfires…hope it rains all summer..with a few sun breaks in between
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 7, 2021 12:34 AM
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Hmmm, the upshot of your post, OP, is that you mentioned ice-cream for dinner. Great choice at the end of a hot, summerlike and muggy day. A big dish of some good quality vanilla bean paired with black raspberry, and topped with some frozen blueberries. Yes, baby. :)
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 7, 2021 3:45 AM
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my ice cream was delicious r33
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 7, 2021 4:00 AM
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Humidity is disgusting and depressing and bad for the brain. It's why Floridians are all insane.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 7, 2021 4:35 AM
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I'm going to visit my parents in Phoenix from June 16-21. This is their first full year there after being snowbirds for around 17 years. But they sold their house in Minnesota last year so they're not going back for the summer - other than a three week vacation.
The forecast for EVERY day is a high between 111 and 115. I know it's not "muggy" in Phoenix since it's the desert, but still, that's insane and I'm not looking forward to it. They told me to "think of it like winter in Minnesota" - it's the season when you stay indoors a lot of the time and only venture out for activity at certain times - early morning or late evening as the sun is going down or when it's completely dark. A lot of people run, play tennis, do other activities when it's dark or barely light - even though it can still be 95 degrees, but the lack of direct sunlight apparently makes a big difference.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 7, 2021 4:47 AM
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R36 - The big difference is that 95 or higher when it is dark won’t kill you. The 115 during the day can kill you. I live by Camelback Mountain and hear the fire engines and ambulance head up to rescue someone pretty much everyday. If the situation is real bad they call in helicopters.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 7, 2021 4:57 AM
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Yep, R37. May parents' yearly time in Phoenix metro (first Mesa, now Chandler) has grown over the years. When they were still partially working, it was only November or December (sometimes even January) until March or early April. Then eventually October to mid-April to early May. I almost always was dealing with pleasant weather and I could hike at South Mountain or Camelback or go running during the day or play tennis without too much problem. I won't do that on this trip. I'll run at 7 am or after dark or go to the gym. Like you said, that sun makes an enormous difference, and even 95 as the sun goes down or after it goes down is doable.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 7, 2021 5:05 AM
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109 in Vegas yesterday. Dry heat but hot af.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 7, 2021 5:08 AM
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OP, why do you stink? Hose out your hooch.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 7, 2021 5:10 AM
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[quote]I have B&Js mint cookie.
I got a BJ while eating some mint cookies!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 7, 2021 5:10 AM
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I’m with you Rescue Chick! I HATE hot weather and I’m already fed up - and it’s not even officially summer yet!😭 Where I live the humidity is terrible in the summer so I have to run both my air conditioner and my dehumidifier at the same time. I just love my electric bills in the summer.🙄
Oh, and you mentioned having to water flowers - this is exactly why I only have perennials in my yard. I’m not trying to go outside every day it doesn’t rain to water flowers in that hot ass humidity and sun. Nor do I need a big water bill on top of my electric bill. With perennials, I don’t have to water and it doesn’t matter how long it goes between the times it rains.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 7, 2021 9:01 AM
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It never gets truly hot here . And I never stink.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 7, 2021 9:12 AM
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R43 I want too live wherever it is you live!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 7, 2021 9:20 AM
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I've been following the weather up there, R-C, because I'm heading up for Laconia Bike Week in a few days, and it's been as hot in NH as it is here in FL!! I could probably live with that, but the temperature is going to drop to the low 70s/low 50s by the time I actually get up there, and I'm going to have to pack clothes that will prepare me for all kinds of weather. That's a lot of clothes even for my Harley Ultra (which has lots of luggage space).
Still, after not taking any trips last summer, I can't wait to get the fuck outta here and get out on the road.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 7, 2021 9:38 AM
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Yeah, it never gets hot on the West coast of Canada ever. I've never broken a sweat outside a gym. But the rain will break you. It's relentless
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 7, 2021 9:41 AM
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R6 and R8 are right. The June gloom in LA and the dark and muggy hot days in Transylvania make me mentally and physically unwell.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 7, 2021 10:12 AM
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R35, Central Florida is 100% humidity today. Mother of all that is good and holy, I’m going to snap.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 7, 2021 11:33 AM
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OP, are you in New England too?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 7, 2021 11:35 AM
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R46 Cold weather AND nonstop rain? I’m moving there!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 7, 2021 11:35 AM
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Here in Pittsburgh, it's both 90 with 300% humidity AND dark and rainy every day. It's the worst of Pittsburgh summer and winter all in one week! Seriously, fuck Pittsburgh.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 7, 2021 11:49 AM
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I condole you from Western Mass r52
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 7, 2021 12:03 PM
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It's going to be this way until October, R48!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 7, 2021 12:06 PM
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We turned the heat on in our house yesterday. It was in the 60s and rainy in Portland, OR.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 7, 2021 12:40 PM
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I love manstink. Oh wait. Not fatmanstink.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 7, 2021 12:40 PM
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I have to laugh when I see it's 10° hotter in the northeast than it is in the southeast. It's hot as a fresh fucked fox fleeing a forest fire up there.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 7, 2021 12:42 PM
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9am, 82 degrees and climbing. I don't stink yet though.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 7, 2021 12:54 PM
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Where do you stink the most OP? Is it your moist underboob area?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 7, 2021 1:52 PM
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I'm fresh as a daisy today r60
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 7, 2021 2:05 PM
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It’s hotter than the devils cooter here in Virginia and we have hoards of cicadas humming like an alien invasion from sunrise to sunset.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 7, 2021 2:24 PM
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No one cares about your fat people problems! Disgusting... I think I lost my 80calorie breakfast...
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 7, 2021 2:45 PM
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you needed to lose it fatty r63
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 7, 2021 2:55 PM
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I walked out this morning to water my plants on the porch and instantly broke a sweat. It’s in the 70s - but 85% humidity. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 7, 2021 3:22 PM
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The Northeast is like a sauna right now. Hot and humid and sweaty. It's gross. You go outside and in five minutes you're sweating like a whore in church.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 7, 2021 3:56 PM
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When I was growing up, everyone had trees in their front & back yards. All suburban streets had woods on the corner. It was never as brutally hot as it is now. Towns cut down all the trees along all roads. The ends of the streets now have Subway shops and CVS instead of woods. It’s so, so much hotter. I live in an area where they’re tearing down houses and uprooting all greenery to build huge McMansions, pools, patios & driveways across every inch of space on earth. Why are people this stupid? Is it because they all grew up with air conditioning? So they see no need for trees to clutter up the earth with their obnoxious shade and oxygen producing capacities? Plant a tree, use less air conditioning. But noooooo….things live in trees! Ick! Furry-tailed things and things that have wings & lay eggs. Omg, little frogs live in trees. Can you imagine them LANDING in you when you walk under a tree? I’d just die!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 7, 2021 4:22 PM
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Hope you don't come down with vaginosis, OP
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 7, 2021 4:24 PM
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Talking about stinky cunt now on DL? WTF.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 7, 2021 4:39 PM
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R57 How do you like Portland? I’ve heard it’s a really great place to live. The weather is definitely my preference.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 7, 2021 5:59 PM
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[quote] How do you like Portland? I’ve heard it used to be a really great place to live.
There, fixed that for ya.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 7, 2021 6:04 PM
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R73 what do you mean, used to be?
I love that kind of weather; a chilly spring doesn’t scare me.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 7, 2021 6:28 PM
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OP/Rescue Chick, it’s been the same here in Austin. Copious rain and thunderstorms + flood warnings for almost a month. On the days it isn’t storming, it’s been worse than Houston, humidity-wise. It’s like a stinky, steamy cloud is sitting on top of the US right now.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 7, 2021 6:35 PM
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yuck NPO, and you have to deal with Texans too :( my son lives in Austin actually and says in many ways it's remarkably like Vermont
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 7, 2021 6:39 PM
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OP I don't know how old you are but a good trick is to wash 2 times a day all over and use lotion.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 7, 2021 6:49 PM
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[quote] my son lives in Austin actually and says in many ways it's remarkably like Vermont
Austin in January and February may be remarkably like Vermont in September but that's as close it is gets. In the summer it's as hot as 3 feet up a bull's ass in Austin.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 7, 2021 6:50 PM
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I meant in 'personality' because I had said you had to deal with Texans :)
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 7, 2021 7:02 PM
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The NYC Subway is disgusting in this weather. Lots of people stink like they haven't bathed in weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 7, 2021 7:04 PM
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Heat index 98 in Sleezport Louisiana. Humidity is a killer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 81 | June 7, 2021 7:13 PM
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[quote]The NYC Subway is disgusting in this weather. Lots of people stink like they haven't bathed in weeks.
That's because they haven't. Many of the homeless live in the subway now. Thanks Wilhelm.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 7, 2021 7:50 PM
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No it's not the homeless, it's regular people. They stink of BO. Several times I've been sitting down and a woman stood in front of me, hanging on to a strap. I could smell her cunt, just like Silence of the Lambs.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 7, 2021 7:53 PM
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Plus the smell of sweaty beef curtains at eye level. Yuck. Enough to make you barf.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 7, 2021 8:09 PM
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THANK YOU R83 for destroying any chance of an appetite today.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 7, 2021 8:09 PM
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It's happened several times and I had to get up and move (on a packed train) because the stench of sweaty, unwashed cunt was just too much. It's awful, one of the worst things I've ever smelled. For the love of Christ wash out your cooters before you leave home, ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 7, 2021 8:15 PM
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R-C is Vermont a nice state to live in? I imagine it being very pretty in the fall and winter, but I’ve never been there so maybe I’m wrong. What are the people like (uptight or laid back)?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 7, 2021 8:26 PM
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r88, I love Vermont. When I worked for FEMA all of the other workers were from the south (mostly Texas) and Puerto Rico, probably 90 percent were POC. None had been to Vermont (or New England except for Boston) and all were nervous about being here and going door to door in the boonies. Within weeks all declared Vermonters the nicest people they had dealt with.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 7, 2021 8:30 PM
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Can we go back to discussing climate and not stank vagines?!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 7, 2021 8:38 PM
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R89 Is the cost of living reasonable? What is the job market like? And do you get lots of snow in the winter?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 7, 2021 8:39 PM
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We have a VERY high cost of living and a less than POINT 5 percent available housing. Job market is very tight and doesn't pay a reasonable middle wage, it congregates around high or low. Finding something in the middle is a fight with 100 other people. We get a literal shitton of snow.
r92, today, our cunt does not stink. does yours?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 7, 2021 8:43 PM
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I couldn't deal with the winters in Asheville and can barely deal with them in Manhattan. I bet Vermont is lovely for a weekend in the winter and for a few weeks in the summer but I'm sure I could never live there year round.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 7, 2021 8:49 PM
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Upper New England is hotter in the summer than I remember it being when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 7, 2021 8:54 PM
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Hunkering down here for another sweat-ass summer. I hate it. I love to walk out the door in winter all bundled-up and feel a blast of cold air wash over me
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 7, 2021 9:05 PM
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You have about 1 month of summer in Vermont right? No thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 7, 2021 9:52 PM
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Jesus R87. Be a gentleman and offer the lady a moist towlette next time.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 98 | June 7, 2021 11:28 PM
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R97 I don’t think women are supposed to use stuff like that…
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 7, 2021 11:33 PM
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r71, Portland has really changed in the past few years. We have homeless camps and garbage all over the city. Petty crime like auto breakins and thefts have really gone up. Housing is very expensive - it was really affordable when we moved here from Boston 30 years ago.
Also due to a lot of forest fires and an increase in people moving here the hiking and backpacking trails are starting to require permits which must be acquired in advance. Some of the trails haven't reopened after fires ripped thru the areas. It is very, very sad to know that what was once a beautiful and lush forest was turned to ash.
We head to Palm Springs Jan - April to avoid the cold and rain.
Given all of the above, the PNW is absolutely gorgeous and the Fall mushroom hunting is amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 7, 2021 11:48 PM
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100 today. Humidity is 90%. South wind. No sea breeze. Could cut the air with a chainsaw. Thermostat set at 72. Did all my errands before 10am. In for the rest of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 8, 2021 3:18 AM
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I’m in the Bay Area where the humidity is very low, but I’m very spoiled & finicky when it comes to weather. The other day it was 74 in the house & I was fit to be tied, I was cranky & could’ve bit someone’s head off. I don’t get how 74 in the winter is comfy, but in summer it’s too hot in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 8, 2021 6:50 AM
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I always wash my feet and secret garden with Hibiclens in the shower, keeps me drier and cleaner during the muggy season
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 10, 2021 8:50 PM
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Ok. It’s super hot and humid here in south central Illinois. My AC was apparently low on freon so it wasn’t cooling properly. Made me bust a sweat bead on my forehead! Tim just filled me up and sprayed me for $130. I am now cool as a cucumber! My unit is 4 yrs old. Never been filled until today. 😃
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 11, 2021 8:26 PM
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It's so hot here in Croatia. But better hot than cold.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 12, 2021 1:06 PM
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Weather is getting worse. Too many people.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 12, 2021 1:53 PM
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If the heat gets any worse…clothing may become optional
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 12, 2021 2:04 PM
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I hope not r107. Public exhibtionists tend to be the last people you would ever want to see naked.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 12, 2021 2:27 PM
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It's been 90+ degrees with 70 percent humidity for days and will continue thru tomorrow. I almost puked yesterday on my way back from the office because I had dressed for downpours - rubber boots, actual pants etc.
Today (and likely tomorrow) I said fuckit. If it rains I will go barefoot. I broke out my maxidresses and gladiator sandals. I LOVE a maxidress because I can sit (at home of course) spread eagle to the air conditioning and still be covered up(ish).
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 12, 2021 7:49 PM
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For God's sake take a shower.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 12, 2021 7:50 PM
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fucking A - it's so fucking HUMID. the trash stains so fucking bad taking it out last night, Jesus Christ, make it STOP
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 12, 2021 7:51 PM
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