Inspired by UPS.
When I was a teenage 16 to 18 I delivered room service, early morning, breakfast.
On average I got sucked off twice a day, mostly men with wedding rings. My tips were phenomenal.
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Inspired by UPS.
When I was a teenage 16 to 18 I delivered room service, early morning, breakfast.
On average I got sucked off twice a day, mostly men with wedding rings. My tips were phenomenal.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||Last Thursday at 5:58 PM|
CongressMan from Illinois helps
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/04/2021|
Just curious, OP - how would that even start? I mean with new guests. I’m sure once the ice was broken, then long term guests would become suck buddies.
But how did they typically make their first move?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/04/2021|
I did room service in a hotel. Most of my shifts, there was no way I could disappear for 15 minutes a blow job might take. How fast did you dump your load in their mouths?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/04/2021|
I was 16 nothing took 15 minutes. I shot off quickly then.
R2 first move was often an accidental brush against me when handing me the check. Then..."I remember when I was your age, horny all the time. " progressing to, let me know if you need any help with that after getting me hard just mentioning the word horny.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/04/2021|
How much did they "tip" for the quick blow? did you ever negotiate price? Did they ever stiff you (hehe) and not tip?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/04/2021|
OP is lying.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/04/2021|
Dear Blueboy Readers Forum,
You'll never guess what happened to me when I worked as a room service delivery man...
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/04/2021|
I don't know about "sex" but I got hit on a lot as a server. Most of it was not welcomed.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/04/2021|
Pizza boy, plumber, census taker...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/04/2021|
Teacher - up to mid to late 80s I'd say.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/04/2021|
I met a couple of guys who said they either sucked off or got sucked off by their Uber driver. It doesn't seem realistic but that's what they said.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/04/2021|
R11 - yeah, I've known someone who did that with their cab driver. That's a ton more likely - particularly if they pick you up in a gay area or from a gay bar - than random married businessmen offering blowjobs to a teen delivery boy before their breakfast and going to work that day.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/04/2021|
For me, taxi driver. I was in Vegas and had been at one of the (desolate) gay clubs. I got a in a cab to go back to the hotel. A young, cute driver asked me how my night was going. I shrugged and said okay. He then asked, No luck in there? I said, no.
He pulled into a commercial parking lot and asked if I wanted a blow job. I politely declined, but told him I would give him head if he was into it. He was, and I did.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/04/2021|
I had a job at 16 at the local public pool. I was a locker room attendant and part of my job was to make sure everyone took a shower before entering the pool. The rule was you had to remove your bathing suit, put it on a numbered peg in the group shower room and hand me the peg on the way out as "proof" you showered,
I had to watch every male visiting the pool shower, put their trunks back on and hand me the peg. It was obvious when a guy was interested and over the summer, I developed enough regulars that I rarely had to jack off as I was getting sucked off regularly. The next year I was a lifeguard and still got plenty of action, but the mandatory showering policy had been changed. This was in the 80s. I was probably at my peak in terms of attractiveness, and I am glad I made good use of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/04/2021|
I wish these things happened to me. I have always wanted to play with a male taxi driver or delivery guy. There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's. Some of them really do seem horny and have eyed me a little bit. I just want at least one sexual experience with a male taxi driver or delivery guy.
Do you ask them or should you ask them if they want to play, or is that too dangerous? It do you just have to be really hot and experienced with knowing the random guys in these jobs that want to play or are open to it?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/04/2021|
[quote]Do you ask them or should you ask them if they want to play, or is that too dangerous? It do you just have to be really hot and experienced with knowing the random guys in these jobs that want to play or are open to it?
You have to be very careful with this. Guys in service jobs ( pun intended) cannot make a first move because they could be fired if a customer complained the UPS guy or whatever made a pass. You just have to read the vibe. You can tell if you pay attention. Drop a few hints and take it from there.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/04/2021|
Drivers and delivery people these days are tied to apps and monitoring devices, they're super busy, and they don't have free time to spend under your caftan. At best you might find somebody interested in getting with you when they're off duty.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/04/2021|
Careers that lead to sex? Prostitution and stripping
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/04/2021|
If porn is any indicator, all real estate agents get sex all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/04/2021|
[quote]My tips were phenomenal.
Could you describe a few of the tips please?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/04/2021|
This would have made a wonderful paperback in the mid-70s, darling
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/04/2021|
Two guys I went to college with were bellboys (or whatever they're called) at the W Hotel in NYC and they got a lot of action from the guests.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/04/2021|
[quote]bellboys (or whatever they're called)
I believe it is listed as "round-heel" on a resume.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/04/2021|
I've had luck with a few types of guys- cab drivers, delivery drivers and cable installers.
Never had a bite from any room service staff, though I closed a hotel bar run by a very handsome fiftyish guy with a wedding ring - he ended up coming to my room and since the bar was sports themed, I had a fun time fantasizing he was my Coach as I drained his dick.
But yeah, UPS drivers are so tracked now it would be nearly impossible. Unless you had a quick shooter. (Which I never mind!)
Had a few hot guys come by with Instacart - clearly I couldn't try anything with COVID nor did I want to, but I could see that working well in the right hands when things are safer.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/04/2021|
This thread is.....
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/04/2021|
Bathhouse towel boy
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/04/2021|
Anyone who disbelieves OP has never worked room service (or they did and were so ugly no one ever propositioned them).
Lots of men would leave the door cracked open and say "come in" and they'd be in on the bed or a chair naked, sometimes watching porn and wanking. Or they'd be in a robe and it would "fall open" revealing their attributes. I never acted on it (too nervous and a lot of them were fug) but some were attractive. Plenty of men who travel for business are down for action. I was invited to stay quite a few times, but mostly it seemed like a wordless transaction (how long my glance lingered, reading his reaction, etc.) but as I said I never acted on it.
That's why women weren't allowed to work in room service there (maybe that's changed since then).
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/04/2021|
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|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/04/2021|
[quote] I believe it is listed as "round-heel" on a resume.
Why “round-heel”? Never heard that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/04/2021|
For the challenged r32.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/04/2021|
[quote] : A promiscuous person, usu. a promiscuous female. See "slut", etc.
[bold]More commonly used in the 1950's, this term has fallen into general disuse, [/bold]but may still be heard in fiction that takes place in that era, or in circles that consider retro-talk cool. "I wouldn't trust that little roundheels as far as I could throw her."
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/04/2021|
[quote]More commonly used in the 1950's, this term has fallen into general disuse
Much like your rectum r34.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/04/2021|
Ohhh, good one grandpa. Now put your teeth back in and let the nice lady give you your bath before she has to 23-skidoo!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/04/2021|
Probably drug dealers
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/04/2021|
Thank you R34. From the link at R33, it makes more sense to use it to refer to someone who is spineless and falls over easily, than someone who’s constantly falling backward into bed. I mean, come on.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/04/2021|
[quote] they don't have free time to spend under your caftan.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/04/2021|
College water polo star.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/04/2021|
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Mr. Stevens was around 35, with dark brown hair that fell boyishly onto his forehead. He was in great shape too, as he was still dressed in his gym shorts, and his bare, lightly furred chest, revealed a well defined set of pectoral muscles and six-pack abs.
Grant was glad he'd worn his extra tight pants today as they really showed off his bulge.
"If you'd like to sit down, I can serve you on the table," Grant said, rolling the cart into the room and opening up the leaves.
"Or maybe I can serve you," Stevens said, his green eyes staring at Grant's bulge.
"That could be fun," Grant said, as Mr. Stevens rubbed his hand over the young jock's rapidly hardening eight inches, wedding ring flashing.
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|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/04/2021|
I was an office junior when I was 17, trying to save money to leave home. I was in pretty good shape, good tight body at the time, and I wore slim fit trousers which had the benefit of making my ass pop. The amount of guys in that building that would make a pass was crazy, I was regularly sucking dick, in particular there was a maintenance guy, Mexican, built and a had a big dick. He is the reason I can deep throat like a champ.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/04/2021|
Most jobs lead to sex if you’re interested
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/04/2021|
^^ You're a whore, darlin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/04/2021|
R43 zookeepers? aquarists?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/04/2021|
“OnlyFans is not a career!”
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/04/2021|
I’ve fucked the ups guy, clients of all sorts from a variety of jobs, my boss and my co workers mainly working in offices and a bank.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/04/2021|
R49 describe yourself. How do you break the ice? Let’s hear a story. I’m intrigued.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/04/2021|
Christian university president.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/04/2021|
[quote] and were so ugly no one ever propositioned them.
^^90% of Datalounge right here.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/04/2021|
City bus drivers, or so I was told by the ex-wife of a driver.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/04/2021|
Carpet installer. Yes, the guys that roll out carpet on your floor. That's what my former coworker told me. He was attractive and beefy, so that didn't hurt.
Hotel room service. I heard from a reliable source that someone did offer a freebie. May have been a one-off (in my reliable source's career). I almost feel like contacting him to ask how many times it happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/04/2021|
I was in NYC for a convention and had a fling with a doorman at the Paramount NYC. He was solid all over and we did it in my boss’s room before check out.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/04/2021|
Cable installers still get a lot of action, if my cable installer friend is to be believed.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/04/2021|
r31 = the annoying and unfuckable YMF.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/04/2021|
[quote] Cable installers still get a lot of action, if my cable installer friend is to be believed.
I can believe that. I had a cable guy over here a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, he wanted to talk about Jesus and the Lord. But I could see that their time is actually kind of flexible. (He wasn't installing cable, he was trying to figure out why my internet was intermittent.)
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/04/2021|
[quote] There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's. Some of them really do seem horny and have eyed me a little bit.
Fortune favors the bold!
Make a move--why else do you think God allowed us to create caftans, or made it so we could say "YUM!"?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/04/2021|
That's what my friend says R63. Unlike UPS drivers and people who are under watch their entire shifts, cable guys have a lot of flexibility in their schedules. They do have a maximum amount of time they're supposed to spend on each job, but a lot of their house calls are just old people who need you to reconnect one cable or to restart something, so they take 5 minutes and can pad their numbers with those.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/04/2021|
A good friend was an absolute ho when he was in his 20's. He aggressively went after cabbies and delivery men very successfully.
A funny story he told was that he was in a hotel in Chicago. His friend told him about a handsome. hung room service guy who fuked him senseless. So when my friend stayed in that hotel for work, he called for room service. The wrong guy came up. He had to order room service 3 or 4 times before the right guy came up and he had a hot session with him twice, after the guy's shift.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/04/2021|
UPS guys do seem like they could do a quickie. There was a UPS delivery guy who I definitely did not want to have sex with. I used to go home for lunch and that seemed to coincide with his delivery time. He'd knock on the door and want to talk. He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no. I have the UPS "My Choice" account and I changed my delivery preference to *leave at door*. This guy continued knocking and I just pretended I wasn't home. He was a nuisance.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/04/2021|
Pastor, Priest, Clergy...
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/04/2021|
I've never seen a hot cable guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/04/2021|
Your name ends with "Kardashian".
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/04/2021|
High school assistant.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/04/2021|
Auditioning for Fox News.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/04/2021|
I used to work in a library in my teens and got a couple of blow jobs. I would have had a lot more if I would have let the homeless dudes suck me off but luckily 17 year old me had standards.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/04/2021|
[quote] There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/04/2021|
Cruise ship worker
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/04/2021|
R76, my friend went on a cruise and he hooked up with an Italian guy who worked on it. The guy would take him down to the crew quarters near the bottom of the ship. They’re really cramped
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/04/2021|
What was wrong with him, r68? He wasn't even worth possible pity sex? Damn, I wish I had a UPS guy who wanted to hang around me. Mine chucks my packages from halfway up the walk and then is gone in a damn flash.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/04/2021|
Child actress or actor
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/04/2021|
[quote] What was wrong with him, [R68]? He wasn't even worth possible pity sex? Damn, I wish I had a UPS guy who wanted to hang around me. Mine chucks my packages from halfway up the walk and then is gone in a damn flash.
R78, he was actually not bad looking. I just wasn't into him and he gave off a stalker vibe on top of that. I hope they switch up the personnel and that you get a friendlier UPS guy soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/04/2021|
81 replies and not one 'shopbottom'?
I worked in a department store in my 20s, back in the '80s and picked up lots of guys. Some guys were subtle, some were blatant, Many times I'd be (ahem) on my knees chalking a guy's hem and feel something hard pressing against the top of my head. If he was from out of town, I'd offer to deliver the finished pants to their hotel, and well, you can figure out the rest.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/04/2021|
R52 = Gaëtan Dugas
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/04/2021|
But in all seriousness, I have been hit on by several flight attendants.
One time when I was flying JetBlue from JFK to Long Beach, several years ago, a flight attendant was eyeing me during boarding. I sat down and was sending somebody a message on Grindr. When I finished up and switched off my phone, I looked up. He was looking at his phone and looked rightat me and sort of raised his eyebrows. I just looked away.
About an hour after I got home, he pinged me on Grindr. He said that he noticed me on the flight and that he was overnighting at the Marriott near LGB, which is about four miles from my house. He said in his message that he saw me on Grindr and added me as a favorite so he could make contact later. Unfortunately he was just not my type at all – kinda effeminate, Filipino I think, and short. But the real turn off was the severely manicured eyebrows. That is a major no-no for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/04/2021|
No fats, no femmes, no Asians.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/04/2021|
i drove for uber on weekend nights in Los Angeles. Led to a lot of sex. A handful of sexy incidents with passengers. Like one time I had gone on a date, it didn't lead to sex and i picked up a passenger who was drunk also leaving a date. Went back to his place, i ate his ass and he blew me. Got some more bjs. And definitely a lot of flirty come ons from older gay men.
Also led to sex because youre driving around the city, so if youre on scruff and grindr, youre going to be hit up by guys who are into you. you're getting 100x the exposure of someone sitting on their couch. Led to sex right now, sex later that night, and intros that led to sex in the future. Id finish around 230 am and that was also a great time where guys were on grindr.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/04/2021|
Late-night talk show hosts!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/04/2021|
Whoever is writing those 'NIFTY ARCHIVES' stories, they're so funny. Well done.
Cabin Crew - I have a number of friends who are crew and all tell stories of scoring with each other on layovers, less so passengers, but certainly with each other.
Telephone engineers - I used to work for a telecom company in their engineering department and the engineers would come back to the office and tell their hook up stories.
I had a drug dealer friend some years ago and he used to deliver to gay clients. He'd often hook up with some and do PnP with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/04/2021|
OP Dear Penthouse Forum: I know this sounds unbelievable but...
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/04/2021|
Dancer at The Cheetah.
Showgirl at the Stardust
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/04/2021|
Any firefighter gay or straight, halfway decently looking, will see some action if he wants it.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/04/2021|
3/10...it was reasonable until you actually give a little thought to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/04/2021|
Cute STR8 Only Fans cock-tease.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/04/2021|
[quote] He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no.
That was mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/04/2021|
[quote] Many times I'd be (ahem) on my knees chalking a guy's hem and feel something hard pressing against the top of my head.
Some little gay prisspot at the old Bullock's in the Beverly Center made me hold the measuring tape up around my crotch when he was marking the inseam length.
Never happened before or since.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/04/2021|
Clergy — no kidding! I know so many people who say their pastors were sleeping with parishioners. Lots of divorces and scandals. I know one person whose mother had her father stripped of his congregation for screwing a parishioner.
No one mentioned high school teachers. Look how many get arrested for sex with students. Band instructors seem to get more action than the coaches.
Airline pilots. Not unusual to let the gay flight attendants suck them off if they can’t get a female flight attendant to do it. And, yes, they are usually married.
Medical residents. The nurses put out in hopes of snaring a doctor for a husband. The guys don’t have to be attractive, just a doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/04/2021|
All of the teachers in my high school were totally disgusting, middle-aged and fug. No student would've fucked any of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/04/2021|
You're right R21. I've fucked a bunch of real estate agents at houses they're showing. At least 4 of them, usually multiple times b4 we move on
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/04/2021|
[quote] He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no.
I had the same reaction as R94, that seemed very mean. Did you even give him a reason or excuse, R68, or just an abrupt "no"?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/04/2021|
R13: I was propositioned by a cab driver - I explained to him that if it's too easy I'm not interested and that we were going to pickup my boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/04/2021|
Wow this thread quickly turned to a bottomless bottom fantasies and insanities.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/04/2021|
Internships. But they blab, so be careful. it happened to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||06/04/2021|
Being my sister, daughter, and a couple times during sleep away camp, being my brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||06/04/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 104||06/05/2021|
[quote] Telephone engineers
This phrase is an age indicator for sure. Eighties or nineties! (The decade, not the age of the poster)
|by Anonymous||reply 105||06/05/2021|
The stories about room service are true. My friend worked at the famous Melrose Hotel in Dallas, which is smack in the middle of Oak Lawn, Dallas's gay area. He was young and very muscular, and told me stories of how guys were greet him right at the door with raging hard-ons. (They were cheap, too, as they would only order a bucket of ice or something they didn't have to pay for). But he rarely accepted the "invitations", as most of the guests were not hot, and also what R3 said, there wasn't a lot of time. This was some years ago, I don't even know if the Melrose is still there.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||06/05/2021|
DataLounge Grammar Police Officer
|by Anonymous||reply 107||06/05/2021|
[quote]All of the teachers in my high school were totally disgusting, middle-aged and fug. No student would've fucked any of them.
Most of my male high school teachers were middle aged and unappealing. There was one who looked and dressed like a model, but he was also a sadistic asshole who delighted in humiliating students. On the other hand, my homeroom teacher was a nice, hot girls' volleyball coach. I'd have been more than happy to hit that if the opportunity ever arose.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||06/05/2021|
Elected Office. Duh.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||06/05/2021|
United States Senator
|by Anonymous||reply 110||06/05/2021|
All my teachers were pretty uggo except for the gym teacher I had the hots for—handsome face and hairy chest—I bet he was gay because every time someone asked why he wasn’t married, he would say, “never met the right gal.”
|by Anonymous||reply 111||06/05/2021|
Both my junior high gym teachers were gods.
One was tall, angular, and lean, the other a Italian muscle god who was bald, but had hair growing everywhere else.
I swear they were fucking each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||06/05/2021|
I've hooked up with cable installers twice, two different cities, about 15 years apart.
But the trick is to always, always have porn playing on your VCR/DVR when they are working on your hookup. Not playing as in on your TV as they work. But playing so that when they turn the monitor on to go through the inputs, it comes up.
The first time it was a hot Latino daddy. Chuckled when he saw it, I apologized. Mentioned that his wife was eight months pregnant and it had been a while. I offered to blow him and he unzipped before I could even finish my sentence. Damn, that dude had a lot of cum. One of the few times I could not swallow it all.
Second time it was a guy in probably his late 20s. nerdy but cute, lean and lanky. When he saw the DVD playing he looked at me and said "is this for me? Because if you're horny just ask, I could use a BJ." He had a nice lollipop dick, though it took him maybe all of a minute before he shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||06/05/2021|
One night, while riding home in a cab after a night out on the tiles, the driver kept asking me if I’d like to sit up front. He was a middle aged man of indeterminate Slavic origin. I was too “tired and emotional” to accept his invitation, but flattered by it nonetheless.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||06/05/2021|
All of my gym teachers in school were straight-up bulldykes.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||06/05/2021|
Chauffeur for Liberace.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||06/05/2021|
I know someone that used to work for Safelite. Said multiple times, women came to the door barely dressed. Never took them up on it, but knew what they were angling at.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/05/2021|
[quote] But the trick is to always, always have porn playing on your VCR/DVR when they are working on your hookup.
Straight porn or gay porn, R113?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/05/2021|
[quote] I'd offer to deliver the finished pants to their hotel, and well, you can figure out the rest.
Sure can! Because of your excellence in tailoring, they found out the pants fit perfectly, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/05/2021|
R118, I’m not him, but in my experience any porn will do. If you’re looking to send a quick, clear and convincing signal you’re gay, then gay porn is good.
But straight porn works as well too. It also can gauge their reaction to porn. I once “accidentally” left the cover of a (straight) porn DVD sitting near the TV where a handyman would be nearby. When he saw it, I apologized profusely and of course was very “embarrassed.” He said, “Oh, I don’t care. You can watch it for all I care.”
I knew right then we’d eventually be hooking up. And we did.
If you can get them to watch porn of any kind, that will lead to potentially jerking off together at a minimum.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/05/2021|
R118 I actually had straight porn the first time and one of those military guys jacking off ones the second time.
It was the sheerest of sheer luck that the woman was going down on the guy just as the input started showing up on screen, which helped trigger that piece of the conversation about head.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/05/2021|
[quote] The rule was you had to remove your bathing suit, put it on a numbered peg in the group shower room and hand me the peg on the way out as "proof" you showered,
I can just picture the middle-aged, married and closeted pervert who came up with this system.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/05/2021|
I don't understand the topic.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/05/2021|
R123, the full response is:
[quote] I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/05/2021|
I guess I am I The only one whose HS gym teachers needed a mobility scooter to move around
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/05/2021|
I had an HS gym teacher who was a near-twin for Brock Masters. That was about it for faculty eye candy.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/05/2021|
[quote]I can just picture the middle-aged, married and closeted pervert who came up with this system.
LOL, the pool in question had a mens only swim on Tuesday nights from 7-9. Swimsuits were optional but nobody wore them. This was only during the winter months. The mayor of our town was a frequent attendee. He was not the least bit attractive, but had a massive cock he liked showing off. I remeber by Dad commentiing "Poor Bob, the most impressive thing about him, most people will never see"
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/05/2021|
[quote]I guess I am I The only one whose HS gym teachers needed a mobility scooter to move around
Nope, my coach was rather rotund as well. But much better him than the fitter coach who looked like Eric Braeden and would spike the volleyball into students' faces to win games.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/05/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/05/2021|
r127 your dad was funny!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/05/2021|
[quote][R127] your dad was funny
My dad still is. He is 88 and was a Don Draper type of advertising guy. Very cool
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|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/05/2021|
A gym teacher joined the school my junior year. He was a stunning, Italian, muscular hunk. Every girl flirted with him.
During some overnight field trip, he and a female teacher spent the entire time in his room fucking. They ultimately got married.
Wow, was he beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/05/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/05/2021|
Bar piano in classy hotels.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/05/2021|
R135, how oddly specific.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||06/05/2021|
R133, I fixed your post below to make it more palatable to Datalounge:
A gym teacher joined the school my junior year. He was a stunning, Italian, muscular hunk. Every boy and girl flirted with him, but he only had eyes for me.
During some overnight field trip, he snuck into my tent. He said a female teacher just wasn't doing it for him and he needed some "relief". He whipped out his enormous rock hard Italian sausage and we spent the entire time fucking. We ultimately got married.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||06/05/2021|
I had a cable guy who was obviously Middle Eastern with an accent. I asked him where he was from and he said, "Libya". I wanted to say that I had never sucked a Libyan dick before, but he had a Playboy bunny keyring and just seemed so straight that I didn't. Always regretted it.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/05/2021|
Bartenders/wait staff at a gay bar
|by Anonymous||reply 139||06/05/2021|
R138, um, he would have bashed your head in
|by Anonymous||reply 140||06/06/2021|
Toll booth operator
|by Anonymous||reply 141||Last Tuesday at 7:46 PM|
Gas station attendant.
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|by Anonymous||reply 143||Last Wednesday at 12:01 PM|
Indeed, it helps, r143
|by Anonymous||reply 144||Last Wednesday at 12:02 PM|
[quote]um, he would have bashed your head in
Yes, gay men are into that. It’s called “masculine violence”.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||Last Wednesday at 12:09 PM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 148||Last Wednesday at 1:24 PM|
Christian camp counselor
|by Anonymous||reply 149||Last Wednesday at 1:25 PM|
Gay conversion therapist
|by Anonymous||reply 150||Last Wednesday at 1:25 PM|
When I was in the seminary in Boston there was a lot of sex……the nuns do all the wash and bitched about the yellow stains on the sheets that they had to scrub to get out . Got kicked out for getting caught going down on an older priest. Went into the Army instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||Last Wednesday at 2:12 PM|
Vairst Ledy. Well, before.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||Last Wednesday at 2:15 PM|
[quote] bitched about the yellow stains on the sheets
Lol. Would it be yellow?
|by Anonymous||reply 153||Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM|
When I was little this southern muscled cable guy came to our house. My mom kept him at our house for like two hours. I was hoping for a baby brother. Zilch.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM|
My roommate worked as a hotel bartender and was always getting invited to after-hours parties in hotel rooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||Last Wednesday at 2:39 PM|
Op, you were getting sucked off twice a day and you still only lasted about 5 minutes? You got a problem, hoe.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM|
At my old apartment (it was a nice building, actually), plumbing issues abounded in all the units. On any given day, there was a plumbing van on the bottom floor of the building. Many plumbers worked on my unit until a hot one showed up. He was a little bit flirty but I was too chicken to make a move.
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