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Careers that lead to sex

Inspired by UPS.

When I was a teenage 16 to 18 I delivered room service, early morning, breakfast.

On average I got sucked off twice a day, mostly men with wedding rings. My tips were phenomenal.

by Anonymousreply 158Last Thursday at 5:58 PM

CongressMan from Illinois helps

by Anonymousreply 106/04/2021

Just curious, OP - how would that even start? I mean with new guests. I’m sure once the ice was broken, then long term guests would become suck buddies.

But how did they typically make their first move?

by Anonymousreply 206/04/2021

I did room service in a hotel. Most of my shifts, there was no way I could disappear for 15 minutes a blow job might take. How fast did you dump your load in their mouths?

by Anonymousreply 306/04/2021

I was 16 nothing took 15 minutes. I shot off quickly then.

R2 first move was often an accidental brush against me when handing me the check. Then..."I remember when I was your age, horny all the time. " progressing to, let me know if you need any help with that after getting me hard just mentioning the word horny.

by Anonymousreply 406/04/2021

How much did they "tip" for the quick blow? did you ever negotiate price? Did they ever stiff you (hehe) and not tip?

by Anonymousreply 506/04/2021

OP is lying.

by Anonymousreply 606/04/2021

Dear Blueboy Readers Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me when I worked as a room service delivery man...

by Anonymousreply 706/04/2021

I don't know about "sex" but I got hit on a lot as a server. Most of it was not welcomed.

by Anonymousreply 806/04/2021

Pizza boy, plumber, census taker...

by Anonymousreply 906/04/2021

Teacher - up to mid to late 80s I'd say.

by Anonymousreply 1006/04/2021

I met a couple of guys who said they either sucked off or got sucked off by their Uber driver. It doesn't seem realistic but that's what they said.

by Anonymousreply 1106/04/2021

pool boy

by Anonymousreply 1206/04/2021

R11 - yeah, I've known someone who did that with their cab driver. That's a ton more likely - particularly if they pick you up in a gay area or from a gay bar - than random married businessmen offering blowjobs to a teen delivery boy before their breakfast and going to work that day.

As if.

by Anonymousreply 1306/04/2021

For me, taxi driver. I was in Vegas and had been at one of the (desolate) gay clubs. I got a in a cab to go back to the hotel. A young, cute driver asked me how my night was going. I shrugged and said okay. He then asked, No luck in there? I said, no.

He pulled into a commercial parking lot and asked if I wanted a blow job. I politely declined, but told him I would give him head if he was into it. He was, and I did.

by Anonymousreply 1406/04/2021

I had a job at 16 at the local public pool. I was a locker room attendant and part of my job was to make sure everyone took a shower before entering the pool. The rule was you had to remove your bathing suit, put it on a numbered peg in the group shower room and hand me the peg on the way out as "proof" you showered,

I had to watch every male visiting the pool shower, put their trunks back on and hand me the peg. It was obvious when a guy was interested and over the summer, I developed enough regulars that I rarely had to jack off as I was getting sucked off regularly. The next year I was a lifeguard and still got plenty of action, but the mandatory showering policy had been changed. This was in the 80s. I was probably at my peak in terms of attractiveness, and I am glad I made good use of it.

by Anonymousreply 1506/04/2021

I wish these things happened to me. I have always wanted to play with a male taxi driver or delivery guy. There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's. Some of them really do seem horny and have eyed me a little bit. I just want at least one sexual experience with a male taxi driver or delivery guy.

Do you ask them or should you ask them if they want to play, or is that too dangerous? It do you just have to be really hot and experienced with knowing the random guys in these jobs that want to play or are open to it?

by Anonymousreply 1606/04/2021

or*^

by Anonymousreply 1706/04/2021

[quote]Do you ask them or should you ask them if they want to play, or is that too dangerous? It do you just have to be really hot and experienced with knowing the random guys in these jobs that want to play or are open to it?

You have to be very careful with this. Guys in service jobs ( pun intended) cannot make a first move because they could be fired if a customer complained the UPS guy or whatever made a pass. You just have to read the vibe. You can tell if you pay attention. Drop a few hints and take it from there.

by Anonymousreply 1806/04/2021

Drivers and delivery people these days are tied to apps and monitoring devices, they're super busy, and they don't have free time to spend under your caftan. At best you might find somebody interested in getting with you when they're off duty.

by Anonymousreply 1906/04/2021

Careers that lead to sex? Prostitution and stripping

by Anonymousreply 2006/04/2021

If porn is any indicator, all real estate agents get sex all the time.

by Anonymousreply 2106/04/2021

[quote]My tips were phenomenal.

Could you describe a few of the tips please?

by Anonymousreply 2206/04/2021

Acting

by Anonymousreply 2306/04/2021

This would have made a wonderful paperback in the mid-70s, darling

by Anonymousreply 2406/04/2021

Two guys I went to college with were bellboys (or whatever they're called) at the W Hotel in NYC and they got a lot of action from the guests.

by Anonymousreply 2506/04/2021

[quote]bellboys (or whatever they're called)

I believe it is listed as "round-heel" on a resume.

by Anonymousreply 2606/04/2021

I've had luck with a few types of guys- cab drivers, delivery drivers and cable installers.

Never had a bite from any room service staff, though I closed a hotel bar run by a very handsome fiftyish guy with a wedding ring - he ended up coming to my room and since the bar was sports themed, I had a fun time fantasizing he was my Coach as I drained his dick.

But yeah, UPS drivers are so tracked now it would be nearly impossible. Unless you had a quick shooter. (Which I never mind!)

Had a few hot guys come by with Instacart - clearly I couldn't try anything with COVID nor did I want to, but I could see that working well in the right hands when things are safer.

by Anonymousreply 2706/04/2021

This thread is.....

by Anonymousreply 2806/04/2021

Bathhouse towel boy

by Anonymousreply 2906/04/2021

Anyone who disbelieves OP has never worked room service (or they did and were so ugly no one ever propositioned them).

Lots of men would leave the door cracked open and say "come in" and they'd be in on the bed or a chair naked, sometimes watching porn and wanking. Or they'd be in a robe and it would "fall open" revealing their attributes. I never acted on it (too nervous and a lot of them were fug) but some were attractive. Plenty of men who travel for business are down for action. I was invited to stay quite a few times, but mostly it seemed like a wordless transaction (how long my glance lingered, reading his reaction, etc.) but as I said I never acted on it.

That's why women weren't allowed to work in room service there (maybe that's changed since then).

by Anonymousreply 3006/04/2021

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by Anonymousreply 3106/04/2021

[quote] I believe it is listed as "round-heel" on a resume.

Why “round-heel”? Never heard that one.

by Anonymousreply 3206/04/2021

For the challenged r32.

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by Anonymousreply 3306/04/2021

[quote] : A promiscuous person, usu. a promiscuous female. See "slut", etc.

[bold]More commonly used in the 1950's, this term has fallen into general disuse, [/bold]but may still be heard in fiction that takes place in that era, or in circles that consider retro-talk cool. "I wouldn't trust that little roundheels as far as I could throw her."

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by Anonymousreply 3406/04/2021

[quote]More commonly used in the 1950's, this term has fallen into general disuse

Much like your rectum r34.

by Anonymousreply 3506/04/2021

Ohhh, good one grandpa. Now put your teeth back in and let the nice lady give you your bath before she has to 23-skidoo!!

by Anonymousreply 3606/04/2021

Probably drug dealers

by Anonymousreply 3706/04/2021

Thank you R34. From the link at R33, it makes more sense to use it to refer to someone who is spineless and falls over easily, than someone who’s constantly falling backward into bed. I mean, come on.

by Anonymousreply 3806/04/2021

[quote] they don't have free time to spend under your caftan.

lol!

by Anonymousreply 3906/04/2021

College water polo star.

by Anonymousreply 4006/04/2021

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Room 215 was the "fitness special"--egg whites and turkey with spinach. Grant smiled approvingly as the guys who ordered it were generally in shape and looking to stay that way.

As he entered the room he saw that he was right.

Mr. Stevens was around 35, with dark brown hair that fell boyishly onto his forehead. He was in great shape too, as he was still dressed in his gym shorts, and his bare, lightly furred chest, revealed a well defined set of pectoral muscles and six-pack abs.

Grant was glad he'd worn his extra tight pants today as they really showed off his bulge.

"If you'd like to sit down, I can serve you on the table," Grant said, rolling the cart into the room and opening up the leaves.

"Or maybe I can serve you," Stevens said, his green eyes staring at Grant's bulge.

"That could be fun," Grant said, as Mr. Stevens rubbed his hand over the young jock's rapidly hardening eight inches, wedding ring flashing.

"I did forget to order sausage," he said, smiling up at Grant.

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by Anonymousreply 4106/04/2021

I was an office junior when I was 17, trying to save money to leave home. I was in pretty good shape, good tight body at the time, and I wore slim fit trousers which had the benefit of making my ass pop. The amount of guys in that building that would make a pass was crazy, I was regularly sucking dick, in particular there was a maintenance guy, Mexican, built and a had a big dick. He is the reason I can deep throat like a champ.

by Anonymousreply 4206/04/2021

Most jobs lead to sex if you’re interested

by Anonymousreply 4306/04/2021

^^ You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 4406/04/2021

R43 zookeepers? aquarists?

Morgue workers???

by Anonymousreply 4506/04/2021

Paramedics

by Anonymousreply 4606/04/2021

Meh. 2/10.

by Anonymousreply 4706/04/2021

“OnlyFans is not a career!”

by Anonymousreply 4806/04/2021

I’ve fucked the ups guy, clients of all sorts from a variety of jobs, my boss and my co workers mainly working in offices and a bank.

by Anonymousreply 4906/04/2021

R49 describe yourself. How do you break the ice? Let’s hear a story. I’m intrigued.

by Anonymousreply 5006/04/2021

Christian university president.

by Anonymousreply 5106/04/2021

Flight Attendant

by Anonymousreply 5206/04/2021

[quote] and were so ugly no one ever propositioned them.

^^90% of Datalounge right here.

by Anonymousreply 5306/04/2021

Personal Trainer

Massage Therapist

by Anonymousreply 5406/04/2021

City bus drivers, or so I was told by the ex-wife of a driver.

by Anonymousreply 5506/04/2021

Carpet installer. Yes, the guys that roll out carpet on your floor. That's what my former coworker told me. He was attractive and beefy, so that didn't hurt.

Hotel room service. I heard from a reliable source that someone did offer a freebie. May have been a one-off (in my reliable source's career). I almost feel like contacting him to ask how many times it happened.

by Anonymousreply 5606/04/2021

I was in NYC for a convention and had a fling with a doorman at the Paramount NYC. He was solid all over and we did it in my boss’s room before check out.

by Anonymousreply 5706/04/2021

Advertising Executive

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by Anonymousreply 5806/04/2021

Cable installers still get a lot of action, if my cable installer friend is to be believed.

by Anonymousreply 5906/04/2021

Babysitter

by Anonymousreply 6006/04/2021

r31 = the annoying and unfuckable YMF.

by Anonymousreply 6106/04/2021

Bartender

by Anonymousreply 6206/04/2021

[quote] Cable installers still get a lot of action, if my cable installer friend is to be believed.

I can believe that. I had a cable guy over here a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, he wanted to talk about Jesus and the Lord. But I could see that their time is actually kind of flexible. (He wasn't installing cable, he was trying to figure out why my internet was intermittent.)

by Anonymousreply 6306/04/2021

[quote] There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's. Some of them really do seem horny and have eyed me a little bit.

Fortune favors the bold!

Make a move--why else do you think God allowed us to create caftans, or made it so we could say "YUM!"?

by Anonymousreply 6406/04/2021

That's what my friend says R63. Unlike UPS drivers and people who are under watch their entire shifts, cable guys have a lot of flexibility in their schedules. They do have a maximum amount of time they're supposed to spend on each job, but a lot of their house calls are just old people who need you to reconnect one cable or to restart something, so they take 5 minutes and can pad their numbers with those.

by Anonymousreply 6506/04/2021

Casting director

by Anonymousreply 6606/04/2021

A good friend was an absolute ho when he was in his 20's. He aggressively went after cabbies and delivery men very successfully.

A funny story he told was that he was in a hotel in Chicago. His friend told him about a handsome. hung room service guy who fuked him senseless. So when my friend stayed in that hotel for work, he called for room service. The wrong guy came up. He had to order room service 3 or 4 times before the right guy came up and he had a hot session with him twice, after the guy's shift.

by Anonymousreply 6706/04/2021

UPS guys do seem like they could do a quickie. There was a UPS delivery guy who I definitely did not want to have sex with. I used to go home for lunch and that seemed to coincide with his delivery time. He'd knock on the door and want to talk. He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no. I have the UPS "My Choice" account and I changed my delivery preference to *leave at door*. This guy continued knocking and I just pretended I wasn't home. He was a nuisance.

by Anonymousreply 6806/04/2021

Pastor, Priest, Clergy...

by Anonymousreply 6906/04/2021

I've never seen a hot cable guy.

by Anonymousreply 7006/04/2021

Your name ends with "Kardashian".

by Anonymousreply 7106/04/2021

High school assistant.

by Anonymousreply 7206/04/2021

Auditioning for Fox News.

by Anonymousreply 7306/04/2021

I used to work in a library in my teens and got a couple of blow jobs. I would have had a lot more if I would have let the homeless dudes suck me off but luckily 17 year old me had standards.

by Anonymousreply 7406/04/2021

[quote] There are so many fucking hot delivery guy's.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 7506/04/2021

Cruise ship worker

by Anonymousreply 7606/04/2021

R76, my friend went on a cruise and he hooked up with an Italian guy who worked on it. The guy would take him down to the crew quarters near the bottom of the ship. They’re really cramped

by Anonymousreply 7706/04/2021

What was wrong with him, r68? He wasn't even worth possible pity sex? Damn, I wish I had a UPS guy who wanted to hang around me. Mine chucks my packages from halfway up the walk and then is gone in a damn flash.

by Anonymousreply 7806/04/2021

Child actress or actor

by Anonymousreply 7906/04/2021

Republican intern

by Anonymousreply 8006/04/2021

[quote] What was wrong with him, [R68]? He wasn't even worth possible pity sex? Damn, I wish I had a UPS guy who wanted to hang around me. Mine chucks my packages from halfway up the walk and then is gone in a damn flash.

R78, he was actually not bad looking. I just wasn't into him and he gave off a stalker vibe on top of that. I hope they switch up the personnel and that you get a friendlier UPS guy soon.

by Anonymousreply 8106/04/2021

81 replies and not one 'shopbottom'?

I worked in a department store in my 20s, back in the '80s and picked up lots of guys. Some guys were subtle, some were blatant, Many times I'd be (ahem) on my knees chalking a guy's hem and feel something hard pressing against the top of my head. If he was from out of town, I'd offer to deliver the finished pants to their hotel, and well, you can figure out the rest.

by Anonymousreply 8206/04/2021

R52 = Gaëtan Dugas

by Anonymousreply 8306/04/2021

But in all seriousness, I have been hit on by several flight attendants.

One time when I was flying JetBlue from JFK to Long Beach, several years ago, a flight attendant was eyeing me during boarding. I sat down and was sending somebody a message on Grindr. When I finished up and switched off my phone, I looked up. He was looking at his phone and looked rightat me and sort of raised his eyebrows. I just looked away.

About an hour after I got home, he pinged me on Grindr. He said that he noticed me on the flight and that he was overnighting at the Marriott near LGB, which is about four miles from my house. He said in his message that he saw me on Grindr and added me as a favorite so he could make contact later. Unfortunately he was just not my type at all – kinda effeminate, Filipino I think, and short. But the real turn off was the severely manicured eyebrows. That is a major no-no for me.

by Anonymousreply 8406/04/2021

No fats, no femmes, no Asians.

by Anonymousreply 8506/04/2021

i drove for uber on weekend nights in Los Angeles. Led to a lot of sex. A handful of sexy incidents with passengers. Like one time I had gone on a date, it didn't lead to sex and i picked up a passenger who was drunk also leaving a date. Went back to his place, i ate his ass and he blew me. Got some more bjs. And definitely a lot of flirty come ons from older gay men.

Also led to sex because youre driving around the city, so if youre on scruff and grindr, youre going to be hit up by guys who are into you. you're getting 100x the exposure of someone sitting on their couch. Led to sex right now, sex later that night, and intros that led to sex in the future. Id finish around 230 am and that was also a great time where guys were on grindr.

by Anonymousreply 8606/04/2021

Late-night talk show hosts!

by Anonymousreply 8706/04/2021

Whoever is writing those 'NIFTY ARCHIVES' stories, they're so funny. Well done.

Cabin Crew - I have a number of friends who are crew and all tell stories of scoring with each other on layovers, less so passengers, but certainly with each other.

Telephone engineers - I used to work for a telecom company in their engineering department and the engineers would come back to the office and tell their hook up stories.

I had a drug dealer friend some years ago and he used to deliver to gay clients. He'd often hook up with some and do PnP with them.

by Anonymousreply 8806/04/2021

OP Dear Penthouse Forum: I know this sounds unbelievable but...

by Anonymousreply 8906/04/2021

Dancer at The Cheetah.

Showgirl at the Stardust

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by Anonymousreply 9006/04/2021

Any firefighter gay or straight, halfway decently looking, will see some action if he wants it.

by Anonymousreply 9106/04/2021

3/10...it was reasonable until you actually give a little thought to it.

by Anonymousreply 9206/04/2021

Cute STR8 Only Fans cock-tease.

by Anonymousreply 9306/04/2021

[quote] He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no.

That was mean.

by Anonymousreply 9406/04/2021

[quote] Many times I'd be (ahem) on my knees chalking a guy's hem and feel something hard pressing against the top of my head.

Some little gay prisspot at the old Bullock's in the Beverly Center made me hold the measuring tape up around my crotch when he was marking the inseam length.

Never happened before or since.

by Anonymousreply 9506/04/2021

Clergy — no kidding! I know so many people who say their pastors were sleeping with parishioners. Lots of divorces and scandals. I know one person whose mother had her father stripped of his congregation for screwing a parishioner.

No one mentioned high school teachers. Look how many get arrested for sex with students. Band instructors seem to get more action than the coaches.

Airline pilots. Not unusual to let the gay flight attendants suck them off if they can’t get a female flight attendant to do it. And, yes, they are usually married.

Medical residents. The nurses put out in hopes of snaring a doctor for a husband. The guys don’t have to be attractive, just a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 9606/04/2021

All of the teachers in my high school were totally disgusting, middle-aged and fug. No student would've fucked any of them.

by Anonymousreply 9706/04/2021

You're right R21. I've fucked a bunch of real estate agents at houses they're showing. At least 4 of them, usually multiple times b4 we move on

by Anonymousreply 9806/04/2021

[quote] He even asked if he could use my bathroom once and I said no.

I had the same reaction as R94, that seemed very mean. Did you even give him a reason or excuse, R68, or just an abrupt "no"?

by Anonymousreply 9906/04/2021

R13: I was propositioned by a cab driver - I explained to him that if it's too easy I'm not interested and that we were going to pickup my boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 10006/04/2021

Wow this thread quickly turned to a bottomless bottom fantasies and insanities.

by Anonymousreply 10106/04/2021

Internships. But they blab, so be careful. it happened to me.

by Anonymousreply 10206/04/2021

Being my sister, daughter, and a couple times during sleep away camp, being my brother.

by Anonymousreply 10306/04/2021

Candy striper.

by Anonymousreply 10406/05/2021

[quote] Telephone engineers

This phrase is an age indicator for sure. Eighties or nineties! (The decade, not the age of the poster)

by Anonymousreply 10506/05/2021

The stories about room service are true. My friend worked at the famous Melrose Hotel in Dallas, which is smack in the middle of Oak Lawn, Dallas's gay area. He was young and very muscular, and told me stories of how guys were greet him right at the door with raging hard-ons. (They were cheap, too, as they would only order a bucket of ice or something they didn't have to pay for). But he rarely accepted the "invitations", as most of the guests were not hot, and also what R3 said, there wasn't a lot of time. This was some years ago, I don't even know if the Melrose is still there.

by Anonymousreply 10606/05/2021

DataLounge Grammar Police Officer

by Anonymousreply 10706/05/2021

[quote]All of the teachers in my high school were totally disgusting, middle-aged and fug. No student would've fucked any of them.

Most of my male high school teachers were middle aged and unappealing. There was one who looked and dressed like a model, but he was also a sadistic asshole who delighted in humiliating students. On the other hand, my homeroom teacher was a nice, hot girls' volleyball coach. I'd have been more than happy to hit that if the opportunity ever arose.

by Anonymousreply 10806/05/2021

Elected Office. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 10906/05/2021

United States Senator

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by Anonymousreply 11006/05/2021

All my teachers were pretty uggo except for the gym teacher I had the hots for—handsome face and hairy chest—I bet he was gay because every time someone asked why he wasn’t married, he would say, “never met the right gal.”

by Anonymousreply 11106/05/2021

Both my junior high gym teachers were gods.

One was tall, angular, and lean, the other a Italian muscle god who was bald, but had hair growing everywhere else.

I swear they were fucking each other.

by Anonymousreply 11206/05/2021

I've hooked up with cable installers twice, two different cities, about 15 years apart.

But the trick is to always, always have porn playing on your VCR/DVR when they are working on your hookup. Not playing as in on your TV as they work. But playing so that when they turn the monitor on to go through the inputs, it comes up.

The first time it was a hot Latino daddy. Chuckled when he saw it, I apologized. Mentioned that his wife was eight months pregnant and it had been a while. I offered to blow him and he unzipped before I could even finish my sentence. Damn, that dude had a lot of cum. One of the few times I could not swallow it all.

Second time it was a guy in probably his late 20s. nerdy but cute, lean and lanky. When he saw the DVD playing he looked at me and said "is this for me? Because if you're horny just ask, I could use a BJ." He had a nice lollipop dick, though it took him maybe all of a minute before he shot.

by Anonymousreply 11306/05/2021

One night, while riding home in a cab after a night out on the tiles, the driver kept asking me if I’d like to sit up front. He was a middle aged man of indeterminate Slavic origin. I was too “tired and emotional” to accept his invitation, but flattered by it nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 11406/05/2021

All of my gym teachers in school were straight-up bulldykes.

by Anonymousreply 11506/05/2021

Chauffeur for Liberace.

by Anonymousreply 11606/05/2021

I know someone that used to work for Safelite. Said multiple times, women came to the door barely dressed. Never took them up on it, but knew what they were angling at.

by Anonymousreply 11706/05/2021

[quote] But the trick is to always, always have porn playing on your VCR/DVR when they are working on your hookup.

Straight porn or gay porn, R113?

by Anonymousreply 11806/05/2021

[quote] I'd offer to deliver the finished pants to their hotel, and well, you can figure out the rest.

Sure can! Because of your excellence in tailoring, they found out the pants fit perfectly, right?

by Anonymousreply 11906/05/2021

R118, I’m not him, but in my experience any porn will do. If you’re looking to send a quick, clear and convincing signal you’re gay, then gay porn is good.

But straight porn works as well too. It also can gauge their reaction to porn. I once “accidentally” left the cover of a (straight) porn DVD sitting near the TV where a handyman would be nearby. When he saw it, I apologized profusely and of course was very “embarrassed.” He said, “Oh, I don’t care. You can watch it for all I care.”

I knew right then we’d eventually be hooking up. And we did.

If you can get them to watch porn of any kind, that will lead to potentially jerking off together at a minimum.

by Anonymousreply 12006/05/2021

R118 I actually had straight porn the first time and one of those military guys jacking off ones the second time.

It was the sheerest of sheer luck that the woman was going down on the guy just as the input started showing up on screen, which helped trigger that piece of the conversation about head.

by Anonymousreply 12106/05/2021

[quote] The rule was you had to remove your bathing suit, put it on a numbered peg in the group shower room and hand me the peg on the way out as "proof" you showered,

I can just picture the middle-aged, married and closeted pervert who came up with this system.

by Anonymousreply 12206/05/2021

I don't understand the topic.

by Anonymousreply 12306/05/2021

R123, the full response is:

[quote] I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

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by Anonymousreply 12406/05/2021

I guess I am I The only one whose HS gym teachers needed a mobility scooter to move around

by Anonymousreply 12506/05/2021

I had an HS gym teacher who was a near-twin for Brock Masters. That was about it for faculty eye candy.

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by Anonymousreply 12606/05/2021

[quote]I can just picture the middle-aged, married and closeted pervert who came up with this system.

LOL, the pool in question had a mens only swim on Tuesday nights from 7-9. Swimsuits were optional but nobody wore them. This was only during the winter months. The mayor of our town was a frequent attendee. He was not the least bit attractive, but had a massive cock he liked showing off. I remeber by Dad commentiing "Poor Bob, the most impressive thing about him, most people will never see"

by Anonymousreply 12706/05/2021

[quote]I guess I am I The only one whose HS gym teachers needed a mobility scooter to move around

Nope, my coach was rather rotund as well. But much better him than the fitter coach who looked like Eric Braeden and would spike the volleyball into students' faces to win games.

by Anonymousreply 12806/05/2021

Hi, r89!

by Anonymousreply 12906/05/2021

r127 your dad was funny!

by Anonymousreply 13006/05/2021

[quote][R127] your dad was funny

My dad still is. He is 88 and was a Don Draper type of advertising guy. Very cool

by Anonymousreply 13106/05/2021

Male Prostitution

by Anonymousreply 13206/05/2021

A gym teacher joined the school my junior year. He was a stunning, Italian, muscular hunk. Every girl flirted with him.

During some overnight field trip, he and a female teacher spent the entire time in his room fucking. They ultimately got married.

Wow, was he beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 13306/05/2021

Nannies

by Anonymousreply 13406/05/2021

Bar piano in classy hotels.

by Anonymousreply 13506/05/2021

R135, how oddly specific.

by Anonymousreply 13606/05/2021

R133, I fixed your post below to make it more palatable to Datalounge:

A gym teacher joined the school my junior year. He was a stunning, Italian, muscular hunk. Every boy and girl flirted with him, but he only had eyes for me.

During some overnight field trip, he snuck into my tent. He said a female teacher just wasn't doing it for him and he needed some "relief". He whipped out his enormous rock hard Italian sausage and we spent the entire time fucking. We ultimately got married.

by Anonymousreply 13706/05/2021

I had a cable guy who was obviously Middle Eastern with an accent. I asked him where he was from and he said, "Libya". I wanted to say that I had never sucked a Libyan dick before, but he had a Playboy bunny keyring and just seemed so straight that I didn't. Always regretted it.

by Anonymousreply 13806/05/2021

Bartenders/wait staff at a gay bar

by Anonymousreply 13906/05/2021

R138, um, he would have bashed your head in

by Anonymousreply 14006/06/2021

Toll booth operator

by Anonymousreply 141Last Tuesday at 7:46 PM

Gas station attendant.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 142Last Wednesday at 4:01 AM

Prostitution Whore

by Anonymousreply 143Last Wednesday at 12:01 PM

Indeed, it helps, r143

by Anonymousreply 144Last Wednesday at 12:02 PM

[quote]um, he would have bashed your head in

Yes, gay men are into that. It’s called “masculine violence”.

by Anonymousreply 145Last Wednesday at 12:09 PM

whores

by Anonymousreply 146Last Wednesday at 12:23 PM

Pan Handler

by Anonymousreply 147Last Wednesday at 1:22 PM

Televangelist

by Anonymousreply 148Last Wednesday at 1:24 PM

Christian camp counselor

by Anonymousreply 149Last Wednesday at 1:25 PM

Gay conversion therapist

by Anonymousreply 150Last Wednesday at 1:25 PM

When I was in the seminary in Boston there was a lot of sex……the nuns do all the wash and bitched about the yellow stains on the sheets that they had to scrub to get out . Got kicked out for getting caught going down on an older priest. Went into the Army instead.

by Anonymousreply 151Last Wednesday at 2:12 PM

Vairst Ledy. Well, before.

by Anonymousreply 152Last Wednesday at 2:15 PM

[quote] bitched about the yellow stains on the sheets

Lol. Would it be yellow?

by Anonymousreply 153Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM

When I was little this southern muscled cable guy came to our house. My mom kept him at our house for like two hours. I was hoping for a baby brother. Zilch.

by Anonymousreply 154Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM

My roommate worked as a hotel bartender and was always getting invited to after-hours parties in hotel rooms.

by Anonymousreply 155Last Wednesday at 2:39 PM

Op, you were getting sucked off twice a day and you still only lasted about 5 minutes? You got a problem, hoe.

by Anonymousreply 156Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM

At my old apartment (it was a nice building, actually), plumbing issues abounded in all the units. On any given day, there was a plumbing van on the bottom floor of the building. Many plumbers worked on my unit until a hot one showed up. He was a little bit flirty but I was too chicken to make a move.

by Anonymousreply 157Last Thursday at 4:50 PM

Dick Butkus

by Anonymousreply 158Last Thursday at 5:58 PM
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