Describe a movie in one sentence

"I'm the one, but it will take you and I two hours to figure this out." - Every 90s RomCom

Super self important journalists seek Pulitzer. - Spotlight 2019 ....or was it 2018? I've already forgotten when that dreary garbage was released.

Here's a shorter description, OP.

Shitty movie - The Woman In The Window (2021)

One overly long and boring gimmick- Boyhood

He murdered, was acquitted, and was "executed."---"Witness For the Prosecution."

"He remembered!"---"Dial 'M' For Murder."

A strange man uses candy to lure children to his home, where they disappear one by one and are never seen again.

"Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...you dead." - The Sixth Sense

Bitch you got the shoes. Go home.

Wypipo wuz KANGS!

Young white woman breaks into home and vandalizes it while the owners are out, but pleads victimhood when the dark-skinned owners return.

A Cold War metaphor with guys in spandex unitards playing frisbee.

Cute tween pukes pea soup, jacks off with a crucifix, kills a gay dude & two priests—it’ll make your head spin!

R12 Denning’s was a pussy hound, dumbo

A blatant ripoff of [italic]Song of the South[/italic]

A bigamist has problems when both his wives are in neighboring suites at the same hotel, but his mother gets him out of it.

Building a house on a cemetery attracts pedophilic ghosts that only a psychic Jewish midget can repel.

Jim Rockford fucks Maria Von Trapp in drag and gets kissed by Webster's dad.

[quote]"Star Wars" is United States film series concerning rampage of a sword wielding street urchin, continually attacking cripples and the elderly in the name of his bizarre religion.

Paul Newman fucks Maria Von Trapp then murders a leather biker and steal atomic secrets.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again - "The Wizard of Oz."

"Grease Too" - Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, starring DL fave St Viola, looking like she just bathed in oil and lard

Man goes around the world in 80 days.

Poor white trash goes to college, gets his mom off drugs, marries an Indian, & makes his transman Granny proud.

"Take my daughter: Mrs Patsey Ramsey in Poland"

Woman absconds with $40K and is killed by a man pretending to be his dead mother.

She's my sister AND my daughter!

Mute Woman fucks a Mutant fish, they live happily ever after.

Sicilian immigrants turn to crime to make it big in America.

Brilliant and creative hired assassin fails.

The small-school sports team that could.

The brown people weren't brown enough, so West Side Story is doomed too.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

Small town Southern belle keeps marrying up but never gets the man she wants.

Meryl doing a British accent - The Iron Lady

Meryl doing a Polish accent - Sophie's Choice

Meryl doing an Australian accent - A Cry In The Dark

Meryl doing an Italian accent - The Bridges of Madison County

Meryl doing a French accent - The French Lieutenant’s Woman

Meryl doing a hard-to-place Spanish accent - The Laundromat

Need I go on?

Meryl doing a Danish accent - Out of Africa

Point break with more homosexual undertones, ethnic diversity, and fast cars - The Fast and the Furious (2001)

A flirt shamelessly teases her brother-in-law and is taken away to an asylum for her efforts.

"The Handmaiden" - Everyone betrays everyone.

"Just panties. What else do I need?"

"Black women are saints, Black men useless but lovable, and white women are whores."

Mary Poppins flirts with 400-year-old Rock while her gay brother plays with an unusual pussy.

It has to be one psychotic trollcunt posting all these god awful threads. They are beyond retarded.

Ya got me, R39! What film is it you are describing? Is there a Datalounge: The Movie that I missed?

I fell asleep while Hugh Jackman remembered things.