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Yer chipped- we're all fucked

Deplorables are convinced they are 'magnetic' where they got jabbed.

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by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2021

None of these bitches are important enough to get chipped.

by Anonymousreply 105/10/2021

Bill Gates knows what her pussy smell like,

by Anonymousreply 205/10/2021

It had better not demagnetize my Metro Card.

Other that that, I don’t care.

by Anonymousreply 305/10/2021

Yet these fools are walking around with smartphones. Idiots.

by Anonymousreply 405/10/2021

we tryed to tell u that danmm vaxine was fulled of microdship's and yall libttard's sayed ohhhhhno dee you aint evven gratuat 8's graid you dont no what yalls is talkking about and now yall just seen with you're OWN DANMM EYE's that the microdship's is in their danmm arm's and is magnitick !!! JUST LIKE WE SAYED its' will happen !!!!!

their aint no way to FAKE that shit's when its' all ON CAMMERA !!! so now what huh ???? !!!!

HAHAHAHAH LOOSER'S!!!!

by Anonymousreply 505/10/2021

The new MAGA accoutrements

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by Anonymousreply 605/11/2021

I’m an all access Easy-Pass

by Anonymousreply 705/11/2021

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that."

by Anonymousreply 805/11/2021

We're fucked?

Finally! I'm getting some!

by Anonymousreply 905/11/2021

Yet they eat meat and sausage by the truck load, pop and energy drinks by the gallon, chips , sweets and fast food like there's no tomorrow. But draw the line at a tiny little vaccine?! "Cuz I don't know what's in it! "

Just stupid ppl

by Anonymousreply 1005/11/2021

You’re a deplorable with a boring life of Hooters, Walmart and your Baptist Church. No one cares to track where you are at any given time. Get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1105/11/2021

Yes, even the very poor have cellphones now. Even homeless, because you can barely interact in society without one now.

by Anonymousreply 1205/11/2021

What’s really “fucked” about all of this is that if this is true… well, this should be self-explanatory. If it’s not true - more than likely it’s not - and is just a political ruse, then the aisle between both sides is only going to continue grow into an unbridgeable chasm separating insanity, which, apparently, is rapidly and exponentially on the rise, from reality.

So, yes, it seems that we’re all fucked either way.

Thank you Lisa Goy for that wonderfully revealing infomercial. I’m [italic]bathed[/italic] in relief.

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by Anonymousreply 1305/11/2021

What is the power source for these magically small chips that can fit through a small gauge vaccine needle? It they are tracking chips they need a power source. One that is small enough to fit through that needle. Even an RFID chip wouldn't fit through one, and they are energized by the reader, and don't carry their own power source.

Did these chips come from an advanced alien civilization, or through a wormhole from the future?

Take a look at the size of an AirTag. Apple is known for making things as small as they can, so it is reasonable to assume that it is as small as it can be currently. Will that fit through a vaccine needle?

I can tell you that a magnet absolutely will not stick to my injection site. Now, I'm not having the second shot for two weeks, but I don't expect to become magnetic. I got Moderna - just for reference.

by Anonymousreply 1405/11/2021

Go away with your logic, r14! We're having a (non-distanced, unmasked and unvaccinated) meltdown party here, and you're ruining the vibe!

by Anonymousreply 1505/11/2021

I specialize in destroying fun with logic, R15. It's my jam.

by Anonymousreply 1605/11/2021

OP title sounds like a song by The Tragically Hip.

by Anonymousreply 1705/11/2021

Chips? Does they got bobby-Q flaver? Thems mah fave-rit.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/11/2021

Bump

by Anonymousreply 1906/10/2021
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by Anonymousreply 2006/10/2021

My phone already tracks me everywhere I go. If it could talk it would tell me I'm old and boring.

by Anonymousreply 2106/10/2021

Just posted this in another thread. The comments are astonishing.

It's breathtaking how many absolute fucking idiots coexist with us in this world

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by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2021

We open our refrigerator dozens of times a day, and we ain't gonna get stuck to the doors and have somebody pry us off!

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2021

r1 I've always felt paranoid people are also a bit narcissistic

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2021

To paraphrase our Lord, “Idiots you will always have with you.”

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2021
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