Yer chipped- we're all fucked

None of these bitches are important enough to get chipped.

Bill Gates knows what her pussy smell like,

It had better not demagnetize my Metro Card.

Other that that, I don’t care.

Yet these fools are walking around with smartphones. Idiots.

we tryed to tell u that danmm vaxine was fulled of microdship's and yall libttard's sayed ohhhhhno dee you aint evven gratuat 8's graid you dont no what yalls is talkking about and now yall just seen with you're OWN DANMM EYE's that the microdship's is in their danmm arm's and is magnitick !!! JUST LIKE WE SAYED its' will happen !!!!!

their aint no way to FAKE that shit's when its' all ON CAMMERA !!! so now what huh ???? !!!!

HAHAHAHAH LOOSER'S!!!!

The new MAGA accoutrements

I’m an all access Easy-Pass

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that."

We're fucked?

Finally! I'm getting some!

Yet they eat meat and sausage by the truck load, pop and energy drinks by the gallon, chips , sweets and fast food like there's no tomorrow. But draw the line at a tiny little vaccine?! "Cuz I don't know what's in it! "

Just stupid ppl

You’re a deplorable with a boring life of Hooters, Walmart and your Baptist Church. No one cares to track where you are at any given time. Get over yourself.

Yes, even the very poor have cellphones now. Even homeless, because you can barely interact in society without one now.

What’s really “fucked” about all of this is that if this is true… well, this should be self-explanatory. If it’s not true - more than likely it’s not - and is just a political ruse, then the aisle between both sides is only going to continue grow into an unbridgeable chasm separating insanity, which, apparently, is rapidly and exponentially on the rise, from reality.

So, yes, it seems that we’re all fucked either way.

Thank you Lisa Goy for that wonderfully revealing infomercial. I’m [italic]bathed[/italic] in relief.

What is the power source for these magically small chips that can fit through a small gauge vaccine needle? It they are tracking chips they need a power source. One that is small enough to fit through that needle. Even an RFID chip wouldn't fit through one, and they are energized by the reader, and don't carry their own power source.

Did these chips come from an advanced alien civilization, or through a wormhole from the future?

Take a look at the size of an AirTag. Apple is known for making things as small as they can, so it is reasonable to assume that it is as small as it can be currently. Will that fit through a vaccine needle?

I can tell you that a magnet absolutely will not stick to my injection site. Now, I'm not having the second shot for two weeks, but I don't expect to become magnetic. I got Moderna - just for reference.

Go away with your logic, r14! We're having a (non-distanced, unmasked and unvaccinated) meltdown party here, and you're ruining the vibe!

I specialize in destroying fun with logic, R15. It's my jam.

OP title sounds like a song by The Tragically Hip.

Chips? Does they got bobby-Q flaver? Thems mah fave-rit.

Bump

My phone already tracks me everywhere I go. If it could talk it would tell me I'm old and boring.

Just posted this in another thread. The comments are astonishing.

It's breathtaking how many absolute fucking idiots coexist with us in this world

We open our refrigerator dozens of times a day, and we ain't gonna get stuck to the doors and have somebody pry us off!

r1 I've always felt paranoid people are also a bit narcissistic

To paraphrase our Lord, “Idiots you will always have with you.”