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The Datalounge Academy is open to receive nominations for the Datalounge awards.

You know the categories. Off we go!

by Anonymousreply 136Yesterday at 3:22 AM

🤔 How shall we nominate for most insipid thread?

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

Nomination for best EST post: BILL TAYLOR and his tragic cruise!

by Anonymousreply 205/06/2021

Best Caftan

by Anonymousreply 305/06/2021

I better win at least five of these or all y'all are going to Hell even sooner than you already were!

by Anonymousreply 405/06/2021

And who will win the coveted title of Cunt of the Year??

by Anonymousreply 505/06/2021

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO, for nominated for Lifetime Achievement Award.

by Anonymousreply 605/06/2021

I nominate myself for nicest to everyone except for the Amish

by Anonymousreply 705/06/2021

I nominate our little Darfur Orphan for the DL Humanitarian Award

by Anonymousreply 805/06/2021

The nominees for who Biggest Sufferer are:

George Floyd Job Darfur Orphan India Viola Davis

by Anonymousreply 905/06/2021

Best Psycho Poster: Janbot

by Anonymousreply 1005/06/2021

Best Klangranny = the Golden Girls Troll

by Anonymousreply 1105/06/2021

I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

by Anonymousreply 1205/06/2021

[quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

You've achieved more in death on DL than you ever did in life.

by Anonymousreply 1305/06/2021

Best Use of Proper Grammar and Punctuation

by Anonymousreply 1405/06/2021

Juvenile award nominations: Princess Charlotte, Prince Oskar, Dafur Orphan. (We can all see which way that vote has to go.)

by Anonymousreply 1505/06/2021

Most Obvious Right-Wing Sock Puppet

by Anonymousreply 1605/06/2021

[Quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

You haven't won yet bitch. I'm also nominated. Have I been nominated? I should be nominated. Someone nominate me. Can I nominate myself? There. I've nominated myself.

by Anonymousreply 1705/06/2021

And the Caitlin Jenner Humanitarian Award goes to. . .

by Anonymousreply 1805/07/2021

The Brendad Ickson Star of Tomorrow Award.

This award is given to the most promising newcomer- male or female or both- whose career has the potential of mirroring that of the award-winning, legendary actor Brendad Ickson. Past winners include: 3rd lady on bus, William Hung, and Tan Mom.

by Anonymousreply 1905/07/2021

I nominate James Corden for the Santorum Award for the Most Frothy Performance in a RomCom.

by Anonymousreply 2005/07/2021

Achievement in Artfully inserting "This is Why Trump Will Win" in a thread that has nothing to do with Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2105/07/2021

Fattest Former Pop Star: Jabba.

by Anonymousreply 2205/07/2021

The highest honor is the MARY! of the Year prize.

by Anonymousreply 2305/07/2021

Best "Oh, dear".

by Anonymousreply 2405/07/2021

Worst Lingering Odor award (to be given virtually) for Cheryl!

by Anonymousreply 2505/07/2021

R15 what about the sassy little gay prince?

by Anonymousreply 2605/07/2021

Dl Villian of the Year

Defacto

The Lange Loon

Boris/Natasha/Vlad/Svetlana

DJT

Miss Carey Mulligan

by Anonymousreply 2705/07/2021

The Biggest Bumper award...to be given to whoever it is that keeps bumping 2015 threads.

by Anonymousreply 2805/07/2021

The Mitzi - to be awarded to the best contributors to the Joel threads.

by Anonymousreply 2905/07/2021

Nominated for DL Lifetime Achievement award: Larry King

by Anonymousreply 3005/07/2021

Will they be in person this year or zoomed? I need to know if I need to add a skirt to my bodice.

by Anonymousreply 3105/07/2021

First prize is a used Fleets bottle.

by Anonymousreply 3205/07/2021

I'd be happy to be the host.

by Anonymousreply 3305/07/2021

Andy, just don’t use the phrase “vile pit of trollery”.

by Anonymousreply 3405/07/2021

Aaron Rodgers is a shoo in for a Cunt of the Year nomination. Foul attitude through the season, bitchy as fuck in the press, nasty overall and another fake engagement.

by Anonymousreply 3505/07/2021

Actually: Least believable beard award

by Anonymousreply 3605/07/2021

[quote] Actually: Least believable beard award

Aaron’s beard? Puhlease. I have him beat.

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by Anonymousreply 3705/07/2021

The Most Improved Oscar-losing pokerface

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by Anonymousreply 3805/07/2021

I’ve received enough accolades. Let the others have a chance.

by Anonymousreply 3905/07/2021

I'll staff the ladies room to clean up the blow-line marks on the counter.

They can stain fine marble, you know.

by Anonymousreply 4005/07/2021

Best innovative idea to open new discourse on The Golden Girls. Again

by Anonymousreply 4105/07/2021

Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?

by Anonymousreply 4205/07/2021

The name of the Awards could be called the "OKIES" (as in "Are you okay?")

Nominations are:

Cunt of the Year: Meghan Markle

Grifter of the Year: Meghan Markle

Liar of the Year: Meghan Markle

by Anonymousreply 4305/07/2021

[quote] Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?

Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 4405/07/2021

R42 what's that?

by Anonymousreply 4505/07/2021

A statement from the Toronto Trans Collective

[quote]The Toronto Trans Collective has expressed its concerns regarding the opening of nominations for the Datalounge awards. Trans people have often been excluded from awards and as such the Toronto Trans Collective demands all nominations be comprised of trans women, trans men, people of many genders and no genders. The Toronto Trans Collective considers the inclusion of cisgender nominees in the Datalounge awards to be an act of extreme violence towards trans people.

by Anonymousreply 4605/07/2021

Toronto Trans tried to cancel Glenn, they can fook off

by Anonymousreply 4705/07/2021

This Year’s [bold]Not Without My Daughter![/bold] award goes to Terry Miller for his portrayal of a sloppy-holed whore setting a terrible example for his eternally impressionable prepubescent child.

by Anonymousreply 4805/07/2021

FYC--for DL Thread of the Year

Cast the Pandemic Series

The one where someone fell into a "comma"

by Anonymousreply 4905/07/2021

The Lisa Goy award for being loudmouthed trash goes to....

by Anonymousreply 5005/07/2021

Move over Price Waterhouse! Our own Ginny in Billing will handle the ballots!

by Anonymousreply 5105/07/2021

"And the winner of Best Set Design is ... JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!"

by Anonymousreply 5205/07/2021

[quote] JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!

There's only one breakfast nook worth talking about in this town, and it's mine!

by Anonymousreply 5305/07/2021

The 2021 death pool winner award

by Anonymousreply 5405/07/2021

The [bold]Cassandra Peterson Nipples To The Day Award[/bold] nominees are:

JuicedBrad

KirstFjord

KadennBriton

KyleFilthyWhore

by Anonymousreply 5505/07/2021

And the award goes to... Julianne Moore, seriously!

by Anonymousreply 5605/07/2021

Will Erna demand verificatia of the ballot meat?

by Anonymousreply 5705/07/2021

I read Trans Collective as Toni Collette - I know which one I'd rather see rewarded.

by Anonymousreply 5805/07/2021

We need more diversity!

by Anonymousreply 5905/07/2021

The Too Old to be a Twink Award

Nominations include:

Timothée Hal "Mouseboy" Chalamet , 25

John Michael "Bawbuh Tea" Race, 27, TikTok sensation

George "Meth Face" Mason, 35, aged pornographer masquerading as a Hung Young Chav

by Anonymousreply 6005/07/2021

The [bold]Roxie Roker Strong Woman Of Color[/bold] (without a penis) [bold]Award[/bold] nominees are:

Angela Bassett

Regina King

Angela Bassett

by Anonymousreply 6105/07/2021

The Caitlyn Award for the most stunning bravery in admitting gay men are women and lesbians are men goes to:

Elliot Page!

by Anonymousreply 6205/07/2021

We have a tie, DLers! The “Does Her Pussy Stink?” award goes to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Caitlyn Jenner!!

by Anonymousreply 6305/07/2021

Most Nauseating Apology for a Hot Gay Man Committing an Atrocity

Aaron Shock Chris Watts

by Anonymousreply 6405/07/2021

At least MTG has a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 6505/07/2021

Most Ludicrous Anti-Liberal Segue from a Non-Political Topic

by Anonymousreply 6605/07/2021

The Total Bottom award goes to WDW Christian dad!

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by Anonymousreply 6705/07/2021

The winner of the Golden Snack Purse -- Chrissy Metz

by Anonymousreply 68Last Saturday at 5:27 AM

Lifetime achievement award: HM The Queen Elizabeth 2

by Anonymousreply 69Last Saturday at 5:40 AM

The Mrs Patsy Ramsey Memorial Award for Most Memorable Killing of the Year, intentional or otherwise. I don't have a nomination.

Think about whether we want a subsidiary category for Hottest and/or Gayest Guy Suspected [by Datalounge] of Killing His Wife. We seem to be rich in threads on those.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 6:01 AM

I miss that Killer twink Kam from Canada

by Anonymousreply 71Last Saturday at 6:03 AM

The the hotly contested award for “Most Pretentious Queen on DataLounge” goes to Your Millennial Friend who edged out tens of thousands of worthy competitors.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Saturday at 6:07 AM

He's dead, R71.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Saturday at 6:08 AM

In alphabetical order, the nominations for most sexually unattractive non binary person with facial hair are.

Fox Fisher

Jeffrey Marsh

Alok Vaid-Menon

Sam Smith

Jonathan Van Ness

And the winner is

#

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Images of the nominees looking ugly

Alok Vaid-Menon AND Sam Smith - it's a historic tie!

by Anonymousreply 74Last Saturday at 6:17 AM

Something must be done to honour Justin Trudeau's ass. It has brought us here at DL so much pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Saturday at 6:21 AM

R73 I know. He was a bad boy but I bet he had a lovely ass and cock

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by Anonymousreply 76Last Saturday at 6:23 AM

For you, R71

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by Anonymousreply 77Last Saturday at 6:25 AM

I don't think DL will ever see the likes of the killer twinks and snow shovel murder threads ever again. Those were two of the best!

by Anonymousreply 78Last Saturday at 6:27 AM

Most Womanly Ass of a Male Celebrity

Most Desperate Projection of a Womanly Ass on a Male Celebrity by the Womanly Ass Troll

by Anonymousreply 79Last Saturday at 6:48 AM

Applications are being taken for those who wish to serve on the Blue Ribbon Panel that is being formed to narrow down the potential nominees for the "We Have Sufficient" award. There are SO many people who've worn out their welcomes that it will be a major challenge to limit the field to just 100 names.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Saturday at 6:48 AM

#DataloungeAwardsSoWhite

by Anonymousreply 81Last Saturday at 7:33 AM

The award trophies are bitterly known by the nickname “The Muriel” and are cast from the actual piece of shit that Bea left in Betty White’s dressing room on the Golden Girls set.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Saturday at 7:41 AM

[quote] The Too Old to be a Twink Award

How about simply "The Too Old Award"?

by Anonymousreply 83Last Saturday at 7:52 AM

The Stacked Books trophy to the Most Tasteful Friend goes to...

by Anonymousreply 84Last Saturday at 7:54 AM

What would be included in the swag gift package given to all nominees? Red Dragon Cheese, a Golden Girls DVD set, some Aramis cologne, a pair of shit stained satin pumps, an autographed headshot of Timothée Chalamet, and some Duke’s Mayonnaise?

I’m sure some other DL’er can improve on this list!

by Anonymousreply 85Last Saturday at 8:06 AM

Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

by Anonymousreply 86Last Saturday at 8:38 AM

R78 they were good times. SylviaFowler did a great job updating those threads.

by Anonymousreply 87Last Saturday at 8:40 AM

[quote] Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

I nominate star of TV Brendad Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Saturday at 8:44 AM

The Adolph Eichmann Award for Most Antisemitic Poster will be hotly contested

by Anonymousreply 89Last Saturday at 8:48 AM

Hi, Matt.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Saturday at 8:49 AM

Another hotly contested category will be Most Widely Despised Successful Out Gay Celebrity.

It's a crowded field though former Congressman Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock seems to have a slight edge over Neil Patrick Harris and Pete Buttigieg

by Anonymousreply 91Last Saturday at 8:51 AM

Who will accept Palm Springs awards for "Most Discussed Gay Resort"? and "Posts Most Likely To Contain The Word 'Eldergay'"?

by Anonymousreply 92Last Saturday at 8:54 AM

The Millard Fillmore Middle School Award for Best Sixth Grade Humor goes to Anne L. Lingus, MD

by Anonymousreply 93Last Saturday at 8:55 AM

The most hotly contested award will be the one for "Most Obsessed Insane Fan Base" since judges are instructed to base the award on both the level of stalkerish behavior and the number of posts in relation to the fame of the celebrity in question.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Saturday at 9:00 AM

I nominate myself for DL's best diversity hire!

by Anonymousreply 95Last Saturday at 9:07 AM

I am both humbled and honored to be nominated for the prestigious DataLounge Humanitarian Award.

In lieu of a gold plated statuette, I would be pleased to accept my award in gift cards from Mickey D's & WalMart.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Saturday at 9:09 AM

[quote]The Adolph Eichmann Award

Ach du lieber.

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by Anonymousreply 97Last Saturday at 9:17 AM

Wow...DL Awards time already? Anyway, I nominate Anonymous ...........no ones posts are better

The .......... person gets an honorable mention

by Anonymousreply 98Last Saturday at 9:19 AM

Elliot Page for the 🎭[italic] Cis Me Caite Award.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Saturday at 9:33 AM

🧕🏾 If only my Mama were still here. . . . . . .

She'd be my Plus 1 at the awards ceremony and the AfterParty.

I would treat he to lunch at Mickey D's the following day, and then take her to WalMart and by her a pretty new tribal print caftan and matching sandals.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Saturday at 11:00 AM

^^^ Your beloved Darfur O, of course

Crying as I type Lonely . . . . . . . Happy Mother's Day, Mama

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 11:04 AM

Because a forced retirement from Congress over embezzling hundreds of thousand$ of taxpayer money combined with an anti-LGBT political record while screwing as many gay men on the DL as possible then embarking on an international prostitution career under the guise of "lobbying" is so "successful."

by Anonymousreply 102Last Saturday at 11:09 AM

Aww hugz Darfur Orphan. You should buy the tribal print caftan for yourself. may I suggest leopard print to wear to the awards event? You can ask angelina to be your plus one. she's not doing anything.

by Anonymousreply 103Last Saturday at 11:10 AM

R65 do we really know this for a fact?

by Anonymousreply 104Last Saturday at 8:22 PM

Datalounge Hefty Bulge Award for Jimmy Kimmel.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Saturday at 9:35 PM

Joel's neighbor is an automatic nominee for Best Caftan

by Anonymousreply 106Last Saturday at 11:52 PM

The award for the Most Shit Held In A Single Mouth At One Time goes to R90.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Saturday at 11:58 PM

Replace the scribbled headshot of ratboy with an 8x10 glossy nude photo of Josh O'Connor.

by Anonymousreply 108Last Saturday at 11:59 PM

I nominate Deb Winger for the Cunt Lifetime Achievement Award

by Anonymousreply 109Last Sunday at 12:00 AM

The Chris Burrous Award for Community Service, more commonly known as The Fisters, goes this year to a man who single handedly cleaned up his scummy community.

Jeff Spaide of Plains Township, Pennsylvania.

Sadly Jeff can't be with us to receive the award, so accepting on his behalf is Mai-Thai Burrous.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Sunday at 12:07 AM

[quote] The Total Bottom award goes to WDW Christian dad!

At least the WDW Christian Dad knows the difference between a vagina and an anus which is more than I can say for last year's winner, Danny Pintauro.

by Anonymousreply 111Last Sunday at 12:08 AM

[quote] #DataloungeAwardsSoWhite

Lavarious Slaughter had to close his theater like all the others that closed or else he would have been a shoo-in.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Sunday at 12:14 AM

The Dame Angela Lansbury Criminology Scholoship this year has been awarded collectively to contributors of the Alan White missing person threads.

DL Sleuths have so far come up with more in one thread, than the Dallas Police Department have been able to in the whole investigation. Rusty, we're on to you!

by Anonymousreply 113Last Sunday at 12:16 AM

The Helen Reddy Memorial "Look How Much I Gained" Award Goes to…

Chasten Buttigieg

For the 20 pounds he gained in quarantine

by Anonymousreply 114Last Sunday at 12:19 AM

Submitting the new design for the Muriel. For your consideration.

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by Anonymousreply 115Last Sunday at 12:19 AM

Let's try again for easy viewing. Of course that rude title on the plaque needs to changed for the Muriel.

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by Anonymousreply 116Last Sunday at 12:25 AM

[quote]Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

R86 I suggest the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company as the venue. They're looking to expand their business since hosting a presidential press conference.

by Anonymousreply 117Last Sunday at 7:18 AM

Has someone already mentioned the "I'm not a racist, but..." award?

by Anonymousreply 118Last Sunday at 7:42 AM

Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?

by Anonymousreply 119Last Sunday at 8:56 AM

R85 Don't forget the Aldis gift card.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Sunday at 9:01 AM

The award for Best Datalounge Inspired Drag Name goes to -- Ms. Diana Grace Fiyah!

by Anonymousreply 121Last Sunday at 9:03 AM

BDF Of The Year -- Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey.

by Anonymousreply 122Last Sunday at 9:06 AM

It's an honor just to be non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 123Last Sunday at 9:15 AM

What about the "Lifelong Liberal Democrat here who voted for Obama twice AND Hillary, but Hunter Biden..." award?

by Anonymousreply 124Last Sunday at 9:37 AM

[quote]Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?

R119 Larry King, Olivia deHavil and, Robert Conrad for sure.

by Anonymousreply 125Last Sunday at 10:20 AM

^^ Olivia deHaviland AND Robert Conrad....

by Anonymousreply 126Last Sunday at 10:21 AM

And in a DL first, Larry King will interview himself.

by Anonymousreply 127Last Sunday at 10:30 AM

Don't forget me!

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by Anonymousreply 128Last Sunday at 5:08 PM

DL Psycho of the Year

Marjorie Taylor Greene

DJT

Matt Gaetz

Melissa Carone

COVID Magatitties

by Anonymousreply 129Last Sunday at 8:23 PM

Ross Mathews on the red carpet, squeaking “Who are you wearing?”

by Anonymousreply 130Last Sunday at 9:37 PM

Miss Faye Dunaway here to present the award for Best Little Homosexual Boy. And the winner is...Lala Land!

by Anonymousreply 131Last Monday at 5:49 AM

The Bryan Singer Award for Twink of 2021 goes to....

Jimmmmyyyyy!

by Anonymousreply 132Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM

Can we choose noms like Best Inanimate Object (Ada's dishrag) and can we do an In Memoriam ?

by Anonymousreply 133Last Wednesday at 3:04 PM

Della - ElderHag Hall of Fame

by Anonymousreply 134Last Wednesday at 3:38 PM

The Stage Mother Award for Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

by Anonymousreply 135Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM

[quote]Best Inanimate Object

Stop calling me that!

by Anonymousreply 136Yesterday at 3:22 AM
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