The Datalounge Academy is open to receive nominations for the Datalounge awards.

🤔 How shall we nominate for most insipid thread?

Nomination for best EST post: BILL TAYLOR and his tragic cruise!

Best Caftan

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And who will win the coveted title of Cunt of the Year??

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO, for nominated for Lifetime Achievement Award.

I nominate myself for nicest to everyone except for the Amish

I nominate our little Darfur Orphan for the DL Humanitarian Award

The nominees for who Biggest Sufferer are:

George Floyd Job Darfur Orphan India Viola Davis

Best Psycho Poster: Janbot

Best Klangranny = the Golden Girls Troll

I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

[quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

You've achieved more in death on DL than you ever did in life.

Best Use of Proper Grammar and Punctuation

Juvenile award nominations: Princess Charlotte, Prince Oskar, Dafur Orphan. (We can all see which way that vote has to go.)

Most Obvious Right-Wing Sock Puppet

[Quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.

You haven't won yet bitch. I'm also nominated. Have I been nominated? I should be nominated. Someone nominate me. Can I nominate myself? There. I've nominated myself.

And the Caitlin Jenner Humanitarian Award goes to. . .

The Brendad Ickson Star of Tomorrow Award.

This award is given to the most promising newcomer- male or female or both- whose career has the potential of mirroring that of the award-winning, legendary actor Brendad Ickson. Past winners include: 3rd lady on bus, William Hung, and Tan Mom.

I nominate James Corden for the Santorum Award for the Most Frothy Performance in a RomCom.

Achievement in Artfully inserting "This is Why Trump Will Win" in a thread that has nothing to do with Trump.

Fattest Former Pop Star: Jabba.

The highest honor is the MARY! of the Year prize.

Best "Oh, dear".

Worst Lingering Odor award (to be given virtually) for Cheryl!

R15 what about the sassy little gay prince?

Dl Villian of the Year

Defacto

The Lange Loon

Boris/Natasha/Vlad/Svetlana

DJT

Miss Carey Mulligan

The Biggest Bumper award...to be given to whoever it is that keeps bumping 2015 threads.

The Mitzi - to be awarded to the best contributors to the Joel threads.

Nominated for DL Lifetime Achievement award: Larry King

Will they be in person this year or zoomed? I need to know if I need to add a skirt to my bodice.

First prize is a used Fleets bottle.

I'd be happy to be the host.

Andy, just don’t use the phrase “vile pit of trollery”.

Aaron Rodgers is a shoo in for a Cunt of the Year nomination. Foul attitude through the season, bitchy as fuck in the press, nasty overall and another fake engagement.

Actually: Least believable beard award

[quote] Actually: Least believable beard award

Aaron’s beard? Puhlease. I have him beat.

The Most Improved Oscar-losing pokerface

I’ve received enough accolades. Let the others have a chance.

I'll staff the ladies room to clean up the blow-line marks on the counter.

They can stain fine marble, you know.

Best innovative idea to open new discourse on The Golden Girls. Again

Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?

The name of the Awards could be called the "OKIES" (as in "Are you okay?")

Nominations are:

Cunt of the Year: Meghan Markle

Grifter of the Year: Meghan Markle

Liar of the Year: Meghan Markle

[quote] Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?

Matt Bomer.

R42 what's that?

A statement from the Toronto Trans Collective

[quote]The Toronto Trans Collective has expressed its concerns regarding the opening of nominations for the Datalounge awards. Trans people have often been excluded from awards and as such the Toronto Trans Collective demands all nominations be comprised of trans women, trans men, people of many genders and no genders. The Toronto Trans Collective considers the inclusion of cisgender nominees in the Datalounge awards to be an act of extreme violence towards trans people.

Toronto Trans tried to cancel Glenn, they can fook off

This Year’s [bold]Not Without My Daughter![/bold] award goes to Terry Miller for his portrayal of a sloppy-holed whore setting a terrible example for his eternally impressionable prepubescent child.

FYC--for DL Thread of the Year

Cast the Pandemic Series

The one where someone fell into a "comma"

The Lisa Goy award for being loudmouthed trash goes to....

Move over Price Waterhouse! Our own Ginny in Billing will handle the ballots!

"And the winner of Best Set Design is ... JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!"

[quote] JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!

There's only one breakfast nook worth talking about in this town, and it's mine!

The 2021 death pool winner award

The [bold]Cassandra Peterson Nipples To The Day Award[/bold] nominees are:

JuicedBrad

KirstFjord

KadennBriton

KyleFilthyWhore

And the award goes to... Julianne Moore, seriously!

Will Erna demand verificatia of the ballot meat?

I read Trans Collective as Toni Collette - I know which one I'd rather see rewarded.

We need more diversity!

The Too Old to be a Twink Award

Nominations include:

Timothée Hal "Mouseboy" Chalamet , 25

John Michael "Bawbuh Tea" Race, 27, TikTok sensation

George "Meth Face" Mason, 35, aged pornographer masquerading as a Hung Young Chav

The [bold]Roxie Roker Strong Woman Of Color[/bold] (without a penis) [bold]Award[/bold] nominees are:

Angela Bassett

Regina King

Angela Bassett

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We have a tie, DLers! The “Does Her Pussy Stink?” award goes to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Caitlyn Jenner!!

Most Nauseating Apology for a Hot Gay Man Committing an Atrocity

Aaron Shock Chris Watts

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Most Ludicrous Anti-Liberal Segue from a Non-Political Topic

The Total Bottom award goes to WDW Christian dad!

The winner of the Golden Snack Purse -- Chrissy Metz

Lifetime achievement award: HM The Queen Elizabeth 2

The Mrs Patsy Ramsey Memorial Award for Most Memorable Killing of the Year, intentional or otherwise. I don't have a nomination.

Think about whether we want a subsidiary category for Hottest and/or Gayest Guy Suspected [by Datalounge] of Killing His Wife. We seem to be rich in threads on those.

I miss that Killer twink Kam from Canada

The the hotly contested award for “Most Pretentious Queen on DataLounge” goes to Your Millennial Friend who edged out tens of thousands of worthy competitors.

He's dead, R71.

In alphabetical order, the nominations for most sexually unattractive non binary person with facial hair are.

Fox Fisher

Jeffrey Marsh

Alok Vaid-Menon

Sam Smith

Jonathan Van Ness

And the winner is

#

Long pause

Images of the nominees looking ugly

Alok Vaid-Menon AND Sam Smith - it's a historic tie!

Something must be done to honour Justin Trudeau's ass. It has brought us here at DL so much pleasure.

R73 I know. He was a bad boy but I bet he had a lovely ass and cock

For you, R71

I don't think DL will ever see the likes of the killer twinks and snow shovel murder threads ever again. Those were two of the best!

Most Womanly Ass of a Male Celebrity

Most Desperate Projection of a Womanly Ass on a Male Celebrity by the Womanly Ass Troll

Applications are being taken for those who wish to serve on the Blue Ribbon Panel that is being formed to narrow down the potential nominees for the "We Have Sufficient" award. There are SO many people who've worn out their welcomes that it will be a major challenge to limit the field to just 100 names.

#DataloungeAwardsSoWhite

The award trophies are bitterly known by the nickname “The Muriel” and are cast from the actual piece of shit that Bea left in Betty White’s dressing room on the Golden Girls set.

[quote] The Too Old to be a Twink Award

How about simply "The Too Old Award"?

The Stacked Books trophy to the Most Tasteful Friend goes to...

What would be included in the swag gift package given to all nominees? Red Dragon Cheese, a Golden Girls DVD set, some Aramis cologne, a pair of shit stained satin pumps, an autographed headshot of Timothée Chalamet, and some Duke’s Mayonnaise?

I’m sure some other DL’er can improve on this list!

Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

R78 they were good times. SylviaFowler did a great job updating those threads.

[quote] Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

I nominate star of TV Brendad Ickson.

The Adolph Eichmann Award for Most Antisemitic Poster will be hotly contested

Hi, Matt.

Another hotly contested category will be Most Widely Despised Successful Out Gay Celebrity.

It's a crowded field though former Congressman Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock seems to have a slight edge over Neil Patrick Harris and Pete Buttigieg

Who will accept Palm Springs awards for "Most Discussed Gay Resort"? and "Posts Most Likely To Contain The Word 'Eldergay'"?

The Millard Fillmore Middle School Award for Best Sixth Grade Humor goes to Anne L. Lingus, MD

The most hotly contested award will be the one for "Most Obsessed Insane Fan Base" since judges are instructed to base the award on both the level of stalkerish behavior and the number of posts in relation to the fame of the celebrity in question.

I nominate myself for DL's best diversity hire!

I am both humbled and honored to be nominated for the prestigious DataLounge Humanitarian Award.

In lieu of a gold plated statuette, I would be pleased to accept my award in gift cards from Mickey D's & WalMart.

[quote]The Adolph Eichmann Award

Ach du lieber.

Wow...DL Awards time already? Anyway, I nominate Anonymous ...........no ones posts are better

The .......... person gets an honorable mention

Elliot Page for the 🎭[italic] Cis Me Caite Award.

🧕🏾 If only my Mama were still here. . . . . . .

She'd be my Plus 1 at the awards ceremony and the AfterParty.

I would treat he to lunch at Mickey D's the following day, and then take her to WalMart and by her a pretty new tribal print caftan and matching sandals.

^^^ Your beloved Darfur O, of course

Crying as I type Lonely . . . . . . . Happy Mother's Day, Mama

Because a forced retirement from Congress over embezzling hundreds of thousand$ of taxpayer money combined with an anti-LGBT political record while screwing as many gay men on the DL as possible then embarking on an international prostitution career under the guise of "lobbying" is so "successful."

Aww hugz Darfur Orphan. You should buy the tribal print caftan for yourself. may I suggest leopard print to wear to the awards event? You can ask angelina to be your plus one. she's not doing anything.

R65 do we really know this for a fact?

Datalounge Hefty Bulge Award for Jimmy Kimmel.

Joel's neighbor is an automatic nominee for Best Caftan

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I nominate Deb Winger for the Cunt Lifetime Achievement Award

The Chris Burrous Award for Community Service, more commonly known as The Fisters, goes this year to a man who single handedly cleaned up his scummy community.

Jeff Spaide of Plains Township, Pennsylvania.

Sadly Jeff can't be with us to receive the award, so accepting on his behalf is Mai-Thai Burrous.

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The Dame Angela Lansbury Criminology Scholoship this year has been awarded collectively to contributors of the Alan White missing person threads.

DL Sleuths have so far come up with more in one thread, than the Dallas Police Department have been able to in the whole investigation. Rusty, we're on to you!

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Submitting the new design for the Muriel. For your consideration.

Let's try again for easy viewing. Of course that rude title on the plaque needs to changed for the Muriel.

[quote]Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?

R86 I suggest the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company as the venue. They're looking to expand their business since hosting a presidential press conference.

Has someone already mentioned the "I'm not a racist, but..." award?

Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?

R85 Don't forget the Aldis gift card.

The award for Best Datalounge Inspired Drag Name goes to -- Ms. Diana Grace Fiyah!

BDF Of The Year -- Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey.

It's an honor just to be non-binary.

What about the "Lifelong Liberal Democrat here who voted for Obama twice AND Hillary, but Hunter Biden..." award?

[quote]Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?

R119 Larry King, Olivia deHavil and, Robert Conrad for sure.

^^ Olivia deHaviland AND Robert Conrad....

And in a DL first, Larry King will interview himself.

Don't forget me!

DL Psycho of the Year

Marjorie Taylor Greene

DJT

Matt Gaetz

Melissa Carone

COVID Magatitties

Ross Mathews on the red carpet, squeaking “Who are you wearing?”

Miss Faye Dunaway here to present the award for Best Little Homosexual Boy. And the winner is...Lala Land!

The Bryan Singer Award for Twink of 2021 goes to....

Jimmmmyyyyy!

Can we choose noms like Best Inanimate Object (Ada's dishrag) and can we do an In Memoriam ?

Della - ElderHag Hall of Fame

The Stage Mother Award for Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

[quote]Best Inanimate Object

Stop calling me that!