You know the categories. Off we go!
The Datalounge Academy is open to receive nominations for the Datalounge awards.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||Yesterday at 3:22 AM|
🤔 How shall we nominate for most insipid thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/04/2021|
Nomination for best EST post: BILL TAYLOR and his tragic cruise!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/06/2021|
I better win at least five of these or all y'all are going to Hell even sooner than you already were!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/06/2021|
And who will win the coveted title of Cunt of the Year??
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/06/2021|
Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO, for nominated for Lifetime Achievement Award.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/06/2021|
I nominate myself for nicest to everyone except for the Amish
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/06/2021|
I nominate our little Darfur Orphan for the DL Humanitarian Award
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/06/2021|
The nominees for who Biggest Sufferer are:
George Floyd Job Darfur Orphan India Viola Davis
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/06/2021|
Best Psycho Poster: Janbot
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/06/2021|
Best Klangranny = the Golden Girls Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/06/2021|
I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/06/2021|
[quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.
You've achieved more in death on DL than you ever did in life.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/06/2021|
Best Use of Proper Grammar and Punctuation
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/06/2021|
Juvenile award nominations: Princess Charlotte, Prince Oskar, Dafur Orphan. (We can all see which way that vote has to go.)
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/06/2021|
Most Obvious Right-Wing Sock Puppet
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/06/2021|
[Quote] I shall be pleased to accept The Lifetime Achievement Award.
You haven't won yet bitch. I'm also nominated. Have I been nominated? I should be nominated. Someone nominate me. Can I nominate myself? There. I've nominated myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/06/2021|
And the Caitlin Jenner Humanitarian Award goes to. . .
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/07/2021|
The Brendad Ickson Star of Tomorrow Award.
This award is given to the most promising newcomer- male or female or both- whose career has the potential of mirroring that of the award-winning, legendary actor Brendad Ickson. Past winners include: 3rd lady on bus, William Hung, and Tan Mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/07/2021|
I nominate James Corden for the Santorum Award for the Most Frothy Performance in a RomCom.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/07/2021|
Achievement in Artfully inserting "This is Why Trump Will Win" in a thread that has nothing to do with Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/07/2021|
Fattest Former Pop Star: Jabba.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/07/2021|
The highest honor is the MARY! of the Year prize.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/07/2021|
Best "Oh, dear".
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/07/2021|
Worst Lingering Odor award (to be given virtually) for Cheryl!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/07/2021|
R15 what about the sassy little gay prince?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/07/2021|
Dl Villian of the Year
The Lange Loon
Miss Carey Mulligan
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/07/2021|
The Biggest Bumper award...to be given to whoever it is that keeps bumping 2015 threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/07/2021|
The Mitzi - to be awarded to the best contributors to the Joel threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/07/2021|
Nominated for DL Lifetime Achievement award: Larry King
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/07/2021|
Will they be in person this year or zoomed? I need to know if I need to add a skirt to my bodice.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/07/2021|
First prize is a used Fleets bottle.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/07/2021|
I'd be happy to be the host.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/07/2021|
Andy, just don’t use the phrase “vile pit of trollery”.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/07/2021|
Aaron Rodgers is a shoo in for a Cunt of the Year nomination. Foul attitude through the season, bitchy as fuck in the press, nasty overall and another fake engagement.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/07/2021|
Actually: Least believable beard award
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/07/2021|
[quote] Actually: Least believable beard award
Aaron’s beard? Puhlease. I have him beat.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/07/2021|
The Most Improved Oscar-losing pokerface
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/07/2021|
I’ve received enough accolades. Let the others have a chance.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/07/2021|
I'll staff the ladies room to clean up the blow-line marks on the counter.
They can stain fine marble, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/07/2021|
Best innovative idea to open new discourse on The Golden Girls. Again
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/07/2021|
Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/07/2021|
The name of the Awards could be called the "OKIES" (as in "Are you okay?")
Cunt of the Year: Meghan Markle
Grifter of the Year: Meghan Markle
Liar of the Year: Meghan Markle
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/07/2021|
[quote] Who will win this year’s Diane Lane Frozen Bag Of Peas Award?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/07/2021|
R42 what's that?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/07/2021|
A statement from the Toronto Trans Collective
[quote]The Toronto Trans Collective has expressed its concerns regarding the opening of nominations for the Datalounge awards. Trans people have often been excluded from awards and as such the Toronto Trans Collective demands all nominations be comprised of trans women, trans men, people of many genders and no genders. The Toronto Trans Collective considers the inclusion of cisgender nominees in the Datalounge awards to be an act of extreme violence towards trans people.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/07/2021|
Toronto Trans tried to cancel Glenn, they can fook off
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/07/2021|
This Year’s [bold]Not Without My Daughter![/bold] award goes to Terry Miller for his portrayal of a sloppy-holed whore setting a terrible example for his eternally impressionable prepubescent child.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/07/2021|
FYC--for DL Thread of the Year
Cast the Pandemic Series
The one where someone fell into a "comma"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/07/2021|
The Lisa Goy award for being loudmouthed trash goes to....
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/07/2021|
Move over Price Waterhouse! Our own Ginny in Billing will handle the ballots!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/07/2021|
"And the winner of Best Set Design is ... JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!"
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/07/2021|
[quote] JOAN STEFFEND, for her 'Kicky Santa Fe-Inspired Homework Station and Breakfast Nook'!
There's only one breakfast nook worth talking about in this town, and it's mine!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/07/2021|
The 2021 death pool winner award
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/07/2021|
The [bold]Cassandra Peterson Nipples To The Day Award[/bold] nominees are:
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/07/2021|
And the award goes to... Julianne Moore, seriously!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/07/2021|
Will Erna demand verificatia of the ballot meat?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/07/2021|
I read Trans Collective as Toni Collette - I know which one I'd rather see rewarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/07/2021|
We need more diversity!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/07/2021|
The Too Old to be a Twink Award
Timothée Hal "Mouseboy" Chalamet , 25
John Michael "Bawbuh Tea" Race, 27, TikTok sensation
George "Meth Face" Mason, 35, aged pornographer masquerading as a Hung Young Chav
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/07/2021|
The [bold]Roxie Roker Strong Woman Of Color[/bold] (without a penis) [bold]Award[/bold] nominees are:
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/07/2021|
The Caitlyn Award for the most stunning bravery in admitting gay men are women and lesbians are men goes to:
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/07/2021|
We have a tie, DLers! The “Does Her Pussy Stink?” award goes to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Caitlyn Jenner!!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/07/2021|
Most Nauseating Apology for a Hot Gay Man Committing an Atrocity
Aaron Shock Chris Watts
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/07/2021|
At least MTG has a pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/07/2021|
Most Ludicrous Anti-Liberal Segue from a Non-Political Topic
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/07/2021|
The Total Bottom award goes to WDW Christian dad!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/07/2021|
The winner of the Golden Snack Purse -- Chrissy Metz
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Saturday at 5:27 AM|
Lifetime achievement award: HM The Queen Elizabeth 2
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Saturday at 5:40 AM|
The Mrs Patsy Ramsey Memorial Award for Most Memorable Killing of the Year, intentional or otherwise. I don't have a nomination.
Think about whether we want a subsidiary category for Hottest and/or Gayest Guy Suspected [by Datalounge] of Killing His Wife. We seem to be rich in threads on those.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Saturday at 6:01 AM|
I miss that Killer twink Kam from Canada
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Saturday at 6:03 AM|
The the hotly contested award for “Most Pretentious Queen on DataLounge” goes to Your Millennial Friend who edged out tens of thousands of worthy competitors.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Saturday at 6:07 AM|
He's dead, R71.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Saturday at 6:08 AM|
In alphabetical order, the nominations for most sexually unattractive non binary person with facial hair are.
Jonathan Van Ness
And the winner is
Images of the nominees looking ugly
Alok Vaid-Menon AND Sam Smith - it's a historic tie!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Saturday at 6:17 AM|
Something must be done to honour Justin Trudeau's ass. It has brought us here at DL so much pleasure.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Saturday at 6:21 AM|
R73 I know. He was a bad boy but I bet he had a lovely ass and cock
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Saturday at 6:23 AM|
For you, R71
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Saturday at 6:25 AM|
I don't think DL will ever see the likes of the killer twinks and snow shovel murder threads ever again. Those were two of the best!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Saturday at 6:27 AM|
Most Womanly Ass of a Male Celebrity
Most Desperate Projection of a Womanly Ass on a Male Celebrity by the Womanly Ass Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Saturday at 6:48 AM|
Applications are being taken for those who wish to serve on the Blue Ribbon Panel that is being formed to narrow down the potential nominees for the "We Have Sufficient" award. There are SO many people who've worn out their welcomes that it will be a major challenge to limit the field to just 100 names.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Saturday at 6:48 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Saturday at 7:33 AM|
The award trophies are bitterly known by the nickname “The Muriel” and are cast from the actual piece of shit that Bea left in Betty White’s dressing room on the Golden Girls set.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Saturday at 7:41 AM|
[quote] The Too Old to be a Twink Award
How about simply "The Too Old Award"?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Saturday at 7:52 AM|
The Stacked Books trophy to the Most Tasteful Friend goes to...
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Saturday at 7:54 AM|
What would be included in the swag gift package given to all nominees? Red Dragon Cheese, a Golden Girls DVD set, some Aramis cologne, a pair of shit stained satin pumps, an autographed headshot of Timothée Chalamet, and some Duke’s Mayonnaise?
I’m sure some other DL’er can improve on this list!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Saturday at 8:06 AM|
Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Saturday at 8:38 AM|
R78 they were good times. SylviaFowler did a great job updating those threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||Last Saturday at 8:40 AM|
[quote] Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?
I nominate star of TV Brendad Ickson.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||Last Saturday at 8:44 AM|
The Adolph Eichmann Award for Most Antisemitic Poster will be hotly contested
|by Anonymous||reply 89||Last Saturday at 8:48 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||Last Saturday at 8:49 AM|
Another hotly contested category will be Most Widely Despised Successful Out Gay Celebrity.
It's a crowded field though former Congressman Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock seems to have a slight edge over Neil Patrick Harris and Pete Buttigieg
|by Anonymous||reply 91||Last Saturday at 8:51 AM|
Who will accept Palm Springs awards for "Most Discussed Gay Resort"? and "Posts Most Likely To Contain The Word 'Eldergay'"?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||Last Saturday at 8:54 AM|
The Millard Fillmore Middle School Award for Best Sixth Grade Humor goes to Anne L. Lingus, MD
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Saturday at 8:55 AM|
The most hotly contested award will be the one for "Most Obsessed Insane Fan Base" since judges are instructed to base the award on both the level of stalkerish behavior and the number of posts in relation to the fame of the celebrity in question.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Saturday at 9:00 AM|
I nominate myself for DL's best diversity hire!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Saturday at 9:07 AM|
I am both humbled and honored to be nominated for the prestigious DataLounge Humanitarian Award.
In lieu of a gold plated statuette, I would be pleased to accept my award in gift cards from Mickey D's & WalMart.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Saturday at 9:09 AM|
[quote]The Adolph Eichmann Award
Ach du lieber.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Saturday at 9:17 AM|
Wow...DL Awards time already? Anyway, I nominate Anonymous ...........no ones posts are better
The .......... person gets an honorable mention
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Saturday at 9:19 AM|
Elliot Page for the 🎭[italic] Cis Me Caite Award.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Saturday at 9:33 AM|
🧕🏾 If only my Mama were still here. . . . . . .
She'd be my Plus 1 at the awards ceremony and the AfterParty.
I would treat he to lunch at Mickey D's the following day, and then take her to WalMart and by her a pretty new tribal print caftan and matching sandals.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Saturday at 11:00 AM|
^^^ Your beloved Darfur O, of course
Crying as I type Lonely . . . . . . . Happy Mother's Day, Mama
|by Anonymous||reply 101||Last Saturday at 11:04 AM|
Because a forced retirement from Congress over embezzling hundreds of thousand$ of taxpayer money combined with an anti-LGBT political record while screwing as many gay men on the DL as possible then embarking on an international prostitution career under the guise of "lobbying" is so "successful."
|by Anonymous||reply 102||Last Saturday at 11:09 AM|
Aww hugz Darfur Orphan. You should buy the tribal print caftan for yourself. may I suggest leopard print to wear to the awards event? You can ask angelina to be your plus one. she's not doing anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||Last Saturday at 11:10 AM|
R65 do we really know this for a fact?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||Last Saturday at 8:22 PM|
Datalounge Hefty Bulge Award for Jimmy Kimmel.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||Last Saturday at 9:35 PM|
Joel's neighbor is an automatic nominee for Best Caftan
|by Anonymous||reply 106||Last Saturday at 11:52 PM|
The award for the Most Shit Held In A Single Mouth At One Time goes to R90.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||Last Saturday at 11:58 PM|
Replace the scribbled headshot of ratboy with an 8x10 glossy nude photo of Josh O'Connor.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||Last Saturday at 11:59 PM|
I nominate Deb Winger for the Cunt Lifetime Achievement Award
|by Anonymous||reply 109||Last Sunday at 12:00 AM|
The Chris Burrous Award for Community Service, more commonly known as The Fisters, goes this year to a man who single handedly cleaned up his scummy community.
Jeff Spaide of Plains Township, Pennsylvania.
Sadly Jeff can't be with us to receive the award, so accepting on his behalf is Mai-Thai Burrous.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||Last Sunday at 12:07 AM|
[quote] The Total Bottom award goes to WDW Christian dad!
At least the WDW Christian Dad knows the difference between a vagina and an anus which is more than I can say for last year's winner, Danny Pintauro.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||Last Sunday at 12:08 AM|
Lavarious Slaughter had to close his theater like all the others that closed or else he would have been a shoo-in.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||Last Sunday at 12:14 AM|
The Dame Angela Lansbury Criminology Scholoship this year has been awarded collectively to contributors of the Alan White missing person threads.
DL Sleuths have so far come up with more in one thread, than the Dallas Police Department have been able to in the whole investigation. Rusty, we're on to you!
|by Anonymous||reply 113||Last Sunday at 12:16 AM|
The Helen Reddy Memorial "Look How Much I Gained" Award Goes to…
For the 20 pounds he gained in quarantine
|by Anonymous||reply 114||Last Sunday at 12:19 AM|
Submitting the new design for the Muriel. For your consideration.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||Last Sunday at 12:19 AM|
Let's try again for easy viewing. Of course that rude title on the plaque needs to changed for the Muriel.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Sunday at 12:25 AM|
[quote]Who will emcee “The Muriels” and where will they take place?
R86 I suggest the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company as the venue. They're looking to expand their business since hosting a presidential press conference.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||Last Sunday at 7:18 AM|
Has someone already mentioned the "I'm not a racist, but..." award?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||Last Sunday at 7:42 AM|
Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||Last Sunday at 8:56 AM|
R85 Don't forget the Aldis gift card.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||Last Sunday at 9:01 AM|
The award for Best Datalounge Inspired Drag Name goes to -- Ms. Diana Grace Fiyah!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||Last Sunday at 9:03 AM|
BDF Of The Year -- Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||Last Sunday at 9:06 AM|
It's an honor just to be non-binary.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||Last Sunday at 9:15 AM|
What about the "Lifelong Liberal Democrat here who voted for Obama twice AND Hillary, but Hunter Biden..." award?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Last Sunday at 9:37 AM|
[quote]Who will be featured in the "In Memoriam" reel? Who'll be first? Last? Get the most applause?
R119 Larry King, Olivia deHavil and, Robert Conrad for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||Last Sunday at 10:20 AM|
^^ Olivia deHaviland AND Robert Conrad....
|by Anonymous||reply 126||Last Sunday at 10:21 AM|
And in a DL first, Larry King will interview himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||Last Sunday at 10:30 AM|
Don't forget me!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||Last Sunday at 5:08 PM|
DL Psycho of the Year
Marjorie Taylor Greene
|by Anonymous||reply 129||Last Sunday at 8:23 PM|
Ross Mathews on the red carpet, squeaking “Who are you wearing?”
|by Anonymous||reply 130||Last Sunday at 9:37 PM|
Miss Faye Dunaway here to present the award for Best Little Homosexual Boy. And the winner is...Lala Land!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||Last Monday at 5:49 AM|
The Bryan Singer Award for Twink of 2021 goes to....
|by Anonymous||reply 132||Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM|
Can we choose noms like Best Inanimate Object (Ada's dishrag) and can we do an In Memoriam ?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||Last Wednesday at 3:04 PM|
Della - ElderHag Hall of Fame
|by Anonymous||reply 134||Last Wednesday at 3:38 PM|
The Stage Mother Award for Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||Last Wednesday at 7:12 PM|
[quote]Best Inanimate Object
Stop calling me that!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||Yesterday at 3:22 AM|