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Fuck…

…me.

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by Anonymousreply 15005/06/2021

Is his dick trying to hear the ocean?

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

R1 God, how I would love to be the conch on that cock.

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2021

O, that I were a conch upon that beach—that I might touch that dick!

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2021

Who does he think he is?!

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by Anonymousreply 405/04/2021

do you really find that weird looking body sexy? i guess you do.

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2021

R5 What is weird about his body?

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2021

He is perfect!

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2021

This is that math prof?

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2021

yes, Pietro Boselli R8

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by Anonymousreply 905/04/2021

That conch shell is...optimistic.

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2021

He has a PhD in engineering…

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by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2021

A poster on the Invincible thread suggested him to play the lead in a live adaptation of the comic book.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2021

When I hold it up to my ear all I hear is the ocean! 🍆 👂

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

When I stick it in my mouth, all I taste is heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

Boring and ugly, all that skin is disgusting, he might be hot if he would cover about 80 percent of his body in perma-ink cartoons drawn by failed artists and have nails shoved through his nipples and nose. Otherwise, what would talk to him about?

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

When I slide it into my ass, all I feel is bliss.

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

Here's his butt if you want to see it.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021

Perky perfection, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

King

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

He's actually at his sexiest when he's displaying his intellect. Not joking Listen to him, he is very smart.

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by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

His body is beautiful 😭

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

omfg.

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by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

He has a fucking Ted Talk. I’m overwhelmed.

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by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

Skin and hair tips!

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by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

He has two!

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by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

Daddy provides workout tips on YouTube too.

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by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2021

He started modelling when he was, like, 10 years old. I think for Ralph Loren. He was gorgeous his whole life. Must be nice.

by Anonymousreply 2705/04/2021

That was me, R12. Thanks for starting this thread!

by Anonymousreply 2805/04/2021

R28 Thank you for bringing him before my throne. :*

by Anonymousreply 2905/04/2021

I saw a picture with him and his brother...... mmmyeah.... unfortunately, only one sibling won the genetic lottery.

by Anonymousreply 3005/04/2021

"Ralph Loren"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 3105/04/2021

I want trace his obliques with my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2021

"Ralph Loren" was the Italian brother of Ralph Lauren. He's very famous in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2021

33 posts in and the “all men who workout are on steroids” troll has not weighed in? he must be slipping.

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2021

Thank God he's around all that water considering how thirsty he is.

by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2021

Is he Italian?

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2021

He's a little too muscular but I can live with it

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2021

[...]

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2021

Sorry, for my offensive post. But I spell "Ralph Lauren" >>>> "P.O.L.O."

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2021

I spell "Ralph Lauren" as Ralph Lipschitz

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2021

He’s intelligent, unmarred by grotesque tattoos, has the body of a god, and is sweet as pie. Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2021

He needs to do a movie.

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2021

R22 He makes me think of VERY different kinds of permutations and combinations than I thought about in math classes.

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2021

He can be a movie star if scummy Harry Styles can.

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2021

Mama’s gonna shove in the big dildo and pretend it’s him! 😩

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2021

His Ph.D. dissertation was about long steam turbine blades. It figures.

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2021

Beautiful abs. I had no idea he was so intelligent. He seems to have a backup plan when he ages out of fitness and fashion modeling. He's really quite the package, good looks and brains. But would it kill him to eventually show us his pretty Italian intact cock? We've seen so much of him, but not everything. Come on, Pietro, throw us a bone, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2021

Partial cock shot, r47. Can't see his intactitude, however.

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by Anonymousreply 4805/04/2021

HAF. Who's had him?

by Anonymousreply 4905/04/2021

Thanks, R48. One of these days. But for now, he sure is Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 5005/04/2021

Pietro Boselli (born 3 December 1988) 32, born Negrar, Veneto, Italy, is an Italian model, engineer, and former mathematics lecturer at University College London.

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by Anonymousreply 5105/04/2021

R51 And don't forget GIANT COCK and rich!!! He fuckin' has it ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5205/04/2021

R48 He’s serving 70s realness in that pic. I want him to whisper sweet sciences and mathematics in my ear while he makes love to me.

by Anonymousreply 5305/04/2021

Slut

by Anonymousreply 5405/04/2021

Earlier thread. We still haven't figured out whether he's gay ....

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by Anonymousreply 5505/04/2021

Is he rich R52? Rich people don't usually tout themselves as working three "jobs."

by Anonymousreply 5605/04/2021

R56 He most be doing well.

by Anonymousreply 5705/04/2021

OP, do you want Daddy to put his baby batter in your bussy and have his butt babies?

by Anonymousreply 5805/04/2021

He's on a perpetual vacation getting those Youtube coins. Engineers make really good money. And he models! I'm pretty sure he's not hurting for cash.

by Anonymousreply 5905/04/2021

Imagine if a woman professor quit her job and started posing half naked on Instagram and whoring herself out for endorsements. I’d imagine the reaction would be much, much different.

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2021

Has he settled down with the right lady yet or is he.....mmm too picky?

by Anonymousreply 6105/04/2021

He's declared himself to be a ... ehem..."lifelong bachelor". (as I sit, sucking my teeth)

by Anonymousreply 6205/04/2021

He just hasn't met the "right" girl!

by Anonymousreply 6305/04/2021

R55. Of course he's gay. Those Yummy photos say gay all over. Don't ruin the narrative that he's gay. I cannot deal with a straight Pietro.

by Anonymousreply 6405/04/2021

Uh-oh!!! Here he is with a hot dude....... at an Australian Pride Fest?????????????? Quell horror!!!

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by Anonymousreply 6505/04/2021

I'm convinced he's one of those guys who didn't get this body from steroids, just got handed astonishing genetics.

by Anonymousreply 6605/04/2021

R58 I just want him to fuck me while I hold onto his tight, round ass for dear life.

by Anonymousreply 6705/04/2021

What are the chances that a guy's swim suit gets knocked off by a rouge wave and he just happens to find a modesty conch?

by Anonymousreply 6805/04/2021

R65 That played like a date!

Okay, bitches…

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by Anonymousreply 6905/04/2021

OP- I HATE extremely studied bodies like that.

I love a slim guy with a natural body.

A FLAT stomach is HOT

A CHISELED stomach is NOT

by Anonymousreply 7005/04/2021

R70 Chiiile… more for me!

by Anonymousreply 7105/04/2021

Gurl yall are so late, we've been talking about him for years

by Anonymousreply 7205/04/2021

"a rouge wave"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 7305/04/2021

What meaningful contributions to human advancement he could have made. What a waste of a brain.

by Anonymousreply 7405/04/2021

He would have been perfect as Tony in the new WSS.

by Anonymousreply 7505/04/2021

R72 It’s never too soon or too late for Pietro.

Besides, his body has never looked as utterly flawless as it does in the op. He looks so… supple.

by Anonymousreply 7605/04/2021

R65. Pietro is gay. No doubt.

by Anonymousreply 7705/04/2021

OP Pietro should be in an adult remake of "Lord of the Flies". Since he has the conch shell on his cock, he is the leader.

by Anonymousreply 7805/04/2021

R77 Nah he's a breeder, and (understandably) a a narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 7905/04/2021

According to his Youtube he's in the running to go to the moon in 2024!!!!

GOD! I HOPE HE BRINGS HIS SPEEDOS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8005/04/2021

[quote] "Quell horror!!!"

Quelle horreur!

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2021

You'd think there would be frontal nudes out there.

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2021

r81 According google translate I spelled it right, you bitch!

(Seriously, this is DL! I checked before I posted!)

by Anonymousreply 8305/04/2021

Check again, R83.

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by Anonymousreply 8405/04/2021

Perhaps you'd prefer Collins?

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by Anonymousreply 8505/04/2021

r84 I JUST DID, YOU CUNT!!!!!!! I SPELLED IT RIGHT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!! CHECK IT YOURSELF (USING MY SPELLING)! AND THEN GO KILL YOURSELF, BECAUSE...................

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!

by Anonymousreply 8605/04/2021

R79. I think he's a gay narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 8705/04/2021

Mmmm yummy Pietro. He's never done any cock shots that I know of but I would really like to see them...

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by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2021

R17 oh, now that is lovely

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2021

R88. A hint of Pietro's cock, covering his foreskin...but eventually he'll show it.

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by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2021

R83 Votre langue maternelle n'est pas le français, n'est-ce pas? My guess is "No". But it isn't my first language, either.

I appreciate the effort you put into looking up the proper spelling (things CAN be volatile in these mean streets of DL), but one first things educators will tell you, is to never fully rely on those online translators (Google, or otherwise). I realize this isn't a French class, and we're only here for fun, but the same rule applies everywhere else, as well.

Otherwise, you might find yourself screaming at complete strangers over misspelled words, from a language you don't even speak. How embarrassing is that?

Thank you, R84/R85. Those posts made me smile. Actually, I grinned devilishly, but it's all the same to me. I AM a Datalounger, after all.

by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021

R91 😂

by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2021

Thanks and believe me R90 - I've studied that pic for a long time but it's not a cock shot - just a hint.

There were more in that series but I can't find them now.

Agree with everyone else - R17 is very lovely. What a beautiful ass...

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2021

^^ "I've studied that pic for a long time but it's not a cock shot - just a hint."

1. You don't have anything better to do that spend "a long time" studying that pic?

2. It took you "a long time" to figure out that you can't see his whole dick in that picture?

by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2021

Is he considered a Guido?

by Anonymousreply 9505/04/2021

Every time I scroll past this thread, I can’t help but scroll back up to stare at the perfection in op. I just want to suck every part of him.

by Anonymousreply 9605/04/2021

Just fuck off R94.

by Anonymousreply 9705/04/2021

Pietro is teasing us. Always teasing. He's going to pay for all this teasing.

by Anonymousreply 9805/04/2021

He's 32 R98. He better hurry up.

by Anonymousreply 9905/04/2021

But, her face!

by Anonymousreply 10005/04/2021

I love this whore with a brain. He’s the standard that I set so if you don’t look like him and have a PhD I don’t want you in my life.

by Anonymousreply 10105/04/2021

[quote]Is he considered a Guido?

Are you considered a moron?

by Anonymousreply 10205/04/2021

R70

It's a good thing for you then that Pietro Boselli doesn't even know you exist, so you aren't in any danger of being bothered anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 10305/04/2021

I must be the only gay that simply doesn't like bodies that chiseled. It's looks like he's ill. It does nothing for me.

Alas.

by Anonymousreply 10405/04/2021

I looked again and his tiny head and little boy "versus bug man" nipples are off putting. I haven't scrolled through but I'm assuming his cock is weird.

by Anonymousreply 10505/04/2021

big man*

by Anonymousreply 10605/04/2021

R104 His body looked more natural before he became a professional model/whatever.

by Anonymousreply 10705/04/2021

[quote]Is he considered a Guido?

Yes, Rose. His real name is Pietro Altobello and he's from Seaside Heights.

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2021

The man is a Roman statue come to life.

by Anonymousreply 10905/05/2021

It's one thing to not like his bod, R104, but how does he "look ill"?

by Anonymousreply 11005/05/2021

Seriously, R110.

Looking at his body alone boosts my serotonin and endorphin levels…

by Anonymousreply 11105/05/2021

Just thought I'd leave this here:

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by Anonymousreply 11205/05/2021

What's that huge thing hanging down between his legs in R112?

by Anonymousreply 11305/05/2021

He's gorgeous...

...but, like Matt Bomer who is also gorgeous, Boselli has that same ken-doll sexless quality.

by Anonymousreply 11405/05/2021

[quote]What's that huge thing hanging down between his legs in R112?

Not sure, but it isn't what you'd like it to be.

by Anonymousreply 11505/05/2021

Other than periodic threads on PB that appear on DL like clockwork, there isn't much else out there in terms of news.

He's part of a calendar shoot, but hear nothing about his clothing line or anything else.

Pietro Boselli yes still is an attractive man, but he's getting on; 32 will soon be 35 then before you know it 40.

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by Anonymousreply 11605/05/2021

R112 Oh god…

by Anonymousreply 11705/05/2021

R113 His succulent cock.

by Anonymousreply 11805/05/2021

He's even hotter older.

by Anonymousreply 11905/05/2021

When he bottomed for me, I got sand on my dick.

by Anonymousreply 12005/05/2021

Same thing happened when he bottomed for me, R120.

by Anonymousreply 12105/05/2021

[quote]When he bottomed for me, I got sand on my dick.

Wait, don't tell me. You fucked him in the ass for a whole summer off the coast of the Atlantic.

by Anonymousreply 12205/05/2021

Couldn't, R122. Too gritty in there.

by Anonymousreply 12305/05/2021

Like sandpaper. The only wood that belongs in his ass is a home improvement project.

by Anonymousreply 12405/05/2021

Hot guy!

by Anonymousreply 12505/05/2021

I know I've seen full-frontals online from a photo shoot with a physique photographer. Is it possible they could be scrubbed away from the internet?

by Anonymousreply 12605/05/2021

Pietro has yet to show his uncut peesche. IMO ragazzo looks bellissimo on paper but seems to lack any sexuality gay or straight. Almost a Ken doll vibe.

by Anonymousreply 12705/05/2021

He's overly excited to be at gay pride Sydney. He's gay. gay, gay.

He knows his fans are gay men, but he wants to NOW be seen as something other than a sex object. Why? I'll never understand.

Pietro. You're a whore, darling. Embrace it.

by Anonymousreply 12805/05/2021

[quote] He's overly excited to be at gay pride Sydney. He's gay. gay, gay.

That parade shown in R65 is no longer a gay parade.

It's now a general parade open to anybody, such as people who like to get drunk and dance in the middle of the road, Virtue-Signallers, as well as corporations who PAY employees to participate.

by Anonymousreply 12905/05/2021

There were gay pride flags everywhere, so who cares what it is today. Beck then, it was gay pride.

by Anonymousreply 13005/05/2021

You call them gay pride flags, R130.

Other people call them Hippy Flags or Color Spectrum Flags. While others call them a clever Public Relations exercise to cajole the general public that gays are now inoffensive eunuchs who are safe to have around children.

by Anonymousreply 13105/05/2021

WATCH THE VIDEO, ROSE.

It's gay pride, dear.

by Anonymousreply 13205/05/2021

[quote]Pietro. You're a whore, darling. Embrace it.

R128. That made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 13305/05/2021

🤣 He's texting on his shell phone

by Anonymousreply 13405/05/2021

This one's nice! Furry...

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by Anonymousreply 13505/05/2021

R131 you are based AF, sir

by Anonymousreply 13605/05/2021

On his youtube, he looks frail, lately. I don't know if that means anything, but if you watch his recent vids, he doesn't look the same. Something's off. It could be work is consuming his gym time, or the lighting is different, or he doesn't care about being Instagram perfect any longer, since he's in his 30's now. He'll always be gorgeous to me, so I don't care!

by Anonymousreply 13705/05/2021

[quote] you are based AF

R136 My dictionary says 'based' is the past tense of verb 'base' which is similar to the verb 'use'.

by Anonymousreply 13805/05/2021

If BP made a plea to the Senate for funding of public schools and cancelling student debt we’d avoid any and all filibusters.

by Anonymousreply 13905/05/2021

I do believe that just might be a COCKle Shell !

by Anonymousreply 14005/06/2021

He's not my usual type but he would look amazing with a sheen of sweat while riding my dick energetically.

by Anonymousreply 14105/06/2021

R135. Hot pubes pic!

by Anonymousreply 14205/06/2021

R135's pic is hot, and different from all the others. I wouldn't even know it was him.

by Anonymousreply 14305/06/2021

R143 I agree. He looks so… rough.

by Anonymousreply 14405/06/2021

Shut the fuck up, R5. The man's body is beautiful, and so is his face. I can't imagine what you think you accomplish by insulting his looks, but of course, that says a lot about you and nothing about Pietro Boselli.

by Anonymousreply 14505/06/2021

Great pube game at R135. He should do more like that; grow out some chest hair, too.

by Anonymousreply 14605/06/2021

R113-It's a razor clam.

by Anonymousreply 14705/06/2021

Italian Alpha excellence.

by Anonymousreply 14805/06/2021

Too fat!

by Anonymousreply 14905/06/2021

R112 Wow!

by Anonymousreply 15005/06/2021
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