Fuck…

Is his dick trying to hear the ocean?

R1 God, how I would love to be the conch on that cock.

O, that I were a conch upon that beach—that I might touch that dick!

Who does he think he is?!

do you really find that weird looking body sexy? i guess you do.

R5 What is weird about his body?

He is perfect!

This is that math prof?

yes, Pietro Boselli R8

That conch shell is...optimistic.

He has a PhD in engineering…

A poster on the Invincible thread suggested him to play the lead in a live adaptation of the comic book.

When I hold it up to my ear all I hear is the ocean! 🍆 👂

When I stick it in my mouth, all I taste is heaven.

Boring and ugly, all that skin is disgusting, he might be hot if he would cover about 80 percent of his body in perma-ink cartoons drawn by failed artists and have nails shoved through his nipples and nose. Otherwise, what would talk to him about?

When I slide it into my ass, all I feel is bliss.

Here's his butt if you want to see it.

Perky perfection, R17.

King

He's actually at his sexiest when he's displaying his intellect. Not joking Listen to him, he is very smart.

His body is beautiful 😭

omfg.

He has a fucking Ted Talk. I’m overwhelmed.

Skin and hair tips!

He has two!

Daddy provides workout tips on YouTube too.

He started modelling when he was, like, 10 years old. I think for Ralph Loren. He was gorgeous his whole life. Must be nice.

That was me, R12. Thanks for starting this thread!

R28 Thank you for bringing him before my throne. :*

I saw a picture with him and his brother...... mmmyeah.... unfortunately, only one sibling won the genetic lottery.

"Ralph Loren"

Oh, dear!

I want trace his obliques with my tongue.

"Ralph Loren" was the Italian brother of Ralph Lauren. He's very famous in Europe.

33 posts in and the “all men who workout are on steroids” troll has not weighed in? he must be slipping.

Thank God he's around all that water considering how thirsty he is.

Is he Italian?

He's a little too muscular but I can live with it

[...]

Sorry, for my offensive post. But I spell "Ralph Lauren" >>>> "P.O.L.O."

I spell "Ralph Lauren" as Ralph Lipschitz

He’s intelligent, unmarred by grotesque tattoos, has the body of a god, and is sweet as pie. Perfection.

He needs to do a movie.

R22 He makes me think of VERY different kinds of permutations and combinations than I thought about in math classes.

He can be a movie star if scummy Harry Styles can.

Mama’s gonna shove in the big dildo and pretend it’s him! 😩

His Ph.D. dissertation was about long steam turbine blades. It figures.

Beautiful abs. I had no idea he was so intelligent. He seems to have a backup plan when he ages out of fitness and fashion modeling. He's really quite the package, good looks and brains. But would it kill him to eventually show us his pretty Italian intact cock? We've seen so much of him, but not everything. Come on, Pietro, throw us a bone, so to speak.

Partial cock shot, r47. Can't see his intactitude, however.

HAF. Who's had him?

Thanks, R48. One of these days. But for now, he sure is Yummy.

Pietro Boselli (born 3 December 1988) 32, born Negrar, Veneto, Italy, is an Italian model, engineer, and former mathematics lecturer at University College London.

R51 And don't forget GIANT COCK and rich!!! He fuckin' has it ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

R48 He’s serving 70s realness in that pic. I want him to whisper sweet sciences and mathematics in my ear while he makes love to me.

Slut

Earlier thread. We still haven't figured out whether he's gay ....

Is he rich R52? Rich people don't usually tout themselves as working three "jobs."

R56 He most be doing well.

OP, do you want Daddy to put his baby batter in your bussy and have his butt babies?

He's on a perpetual vacation getting those Youtube coins. Engineers make really good money. And he models! I'm pretty sure he's not hurting for cash.

Imagine if a woman professor quit her job and started posing half naked on Instagram and whoring herself out for endorsements. I’d imagine the reaction would be much, much different.

Has he settled down with the right lady yet or is he.....mmm too picky?

He's declared himself to be a ... ehem..."lifelong bachelor". (as I sit, sucking my teeth)

He just hasn't met the "right" girl!

R55. Of course he's gay. Those Yummy photos say gay all over. Don't ruin the narrative that he's gay. I cannot deal with a straight Pietro.

Uh-oh!!! Here he is with a hot dude....... at an Australian Pride Fest?????????????? Quell horror!!!

I'm convinced he's one of those guys who didn't get this body from steroids, just got handed astonishing genetics.

R58 I just want him to fuck me while I hold onto his tight, round ass for dear life.

What are the chances that a guy's swim suit gets knocked off by a rouge wave and he just happens to find a modesty conch?

R65 That played like a date!

Okay, bitches…

OP- I HATE extremely studied bodies like that.

I love a slim guy with a natural body.

A FLAT stomach is HOT

A CHISELED stomach is NOT

R70 Chiiile… more for me!

Gurl yall are so late, we've been talking about him for years

"a rouge wave"

Oh, dear!

What meaningful contributions to human advancement he could have made. What a waste of a brain.

He would have been perfect as Tony in the new WSS.

R72 It’s never too soon or too late for Pietro.

Besides, his body has never looked as utterly flawless as it does in the op. He looks so… supple.

R65. Pietro is gay. No doubt.

OP Pietro should be in an adult remake of "Lord of the Flies". Since he has the conch shell on his cock, he is the leader.

R77 Nah he's a breeder, and (understandably) a a narcissist.

According to his Youtube he's in the running to go to the moon in 2024!!!!

GOD! I HOPE HE BRINGS HIS SPEEDOS!!!!

[quote] "Quell horror!!!"

Quelle horreur!

You'd think there would be frontal nudes out there.

r81 According google translate I spelled it right, you bitch!

(Seriously, this is DL! I checked before I posted!)

Check again, R83.

Perhaps you'd prefer Collins?

r84 I JUST DID, YOU CUNT!!!!!!! I SPELLED IT RIGHT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!! CHECK IT YOURSELF (USING MY SPELLING)! AND THEN GO KILL YOURSELF, BECAUSE...................

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!

R79. I think he's a gay narcissist.

Mmmm yummy Pietro. He's never done any cock shots that I know of but I would really like to see them...

R17 oh, now that is lovely

R88. A hint of Pietro's cock, covering his foreskin...but eventually he'll show it.

R83 Votre langue maternelle n'est pas le français, n'est-ce pas? My guess is "No". But it isn't my first language, either.

I appreciate the effort you put into looking up the proper spelling (things CAN be volatile in these mean streets of DL), but one first things educators will tell you, is to never fully rely on those online translators (Google, or otherwise). I realize this isn't a French class, and we're only here for fun, but the same rule applies everywhere else, as well.

Otherwise, you might find yourself screaming at complete strangers over misspelled words, from a language you don't even speak. How embarrassing is that?

Thank you, R84/R85. Those posts made me smile. Actually, I grinned devilishly, but it's all the same to me. I AM a Datalounger, after all.

R91 😂

Thanks and believe me R90 - I've studied that pic for a long time but it's not a cock shot - just a hint.

There were more in that series but I can't find them now.

Agree with everyone else - R17 is very lovely. What a beautiful ass...

^^ "I've studied that pic for a long time but it's not a cock shot - just a hint."

1. You don't have anything better to do that spend "a long time" studying that pic?

2. It took you "a long time" to figure out that you can't see his whole dick in that picture?

Is he considered a Guido?

Every time I scroll past this thread, I can’t help but scroll back up to stare at the perfection in op. I just want to suck every part of him.

Just fuck off R94.

Pietro is teasing us. Always teasing. He's going to pay for all this teasing.

He's 32 R98. He better hurry up.

But, her face!

I love this whore with a brain. He’s the standard that I set so if you don’t look like him and have a PhD I don’t want you in my life.

[quote]Is he considered a Guido?

Are you considered a moron?

R70

It's a good thing for you then that Pietro Boselli doesn't even know you exist, so you aren't in any danger of being bothered anytime soon.

I must be the only gay that simply doesn't like bodies that chiseled. It's looks like he's ill. It does nothing for me.

Alas.

I looked again and his tiny head and little boy "versus bug man" nipples are off putting. I haven't scrolled through but I'm assuming his cock is weird.

big man*

R104 His body looked more natural before he became a professional model/whatever.

[quote]Is he considered a Guido?

Yes, Rose. His real name is Pietro Altobello and he's from Seaside Heights.

The man is a Roman statue come to life.

It's one thing to not like his bod, R104, but how does he "look ill"?

Seriously, R110.

Looking at his body alone boosts my serotonin and endorphin levels…

Just thought I'd leave this here:

What's that huge thing hanging down between his legs in R112?

He's gorgeous...

...but, like Matt Bomer who is also gorgeous, Boselli has that same ken-doll sexless quality.

[quote]What's that huge thing hanging down between his legs in R112?

Not sure, but it isn't what you'd like it to be.

Other than periodic threads on PB that appear on DL like clockwork, there isn't much else out there in terms of news.

He's part of a calendar shoot, but hear nothing about his clothing line or anything else.

Pietro Boselli yes still is an attractive man, but he's getting on; 32 will soon be 35 then before you know it 40.

R112 Oh god…

R113 His succulent cock.

He's even hotter older.

When he bottomed for me, I got sand on my dick.

Same thing happened when he bottomed for me, R120.

[quote]When he bottomed for me, I got sand on my dick.

Wait, don't tell me. You fucked him in the ass for a whole summer off the coast of the Atlantic.

Couldn't, R122. Too gritty in there.

Like sandpaper. The only wood that belongs in his ass is a home improvement project.

Hot guy!

I know I've seen full-frontals online from a photo shoot with a physique photographer. Is it possible they could be scrubbed away from the internet?

Pietro has yet to show his uncut peesche. IMO ragazzo looks bellissimo on paper but seems to lack any sexuality gay or straight. Almost a Ken doll vibe.

He's overly excited to be at gay pride Sydney. He's gay. gay, gay.

He knows his fans are gay men, but he wants to NOW be seen as something other than a sex object. Why? I'll never understand.

Pietro. You're a whore, darling. Embrace it.

[quote] He's overly excited to be at gay pride Sydney. He's gay. gay, gay.

That parade shown in R65 is no longer a gay parade.

It's now a general parade open to anybody, such as people who like to get drunk and dance in the middle of the road, Virtue-Signallers, as well as corporations who PAY employees to participate.

There were gay pride flags everywhere, so who cares what it is today. Beck then, it was gay pride.

You call them gay pride flags, R130.

Other people call them Hippy Flags or Color Spectrum Flags. While others call them a clever Public Relations exercise to cajole the general public that gays are now inoffensive eunuchs who are safe to have around children.

WATCH THE VIDEO, ROSE.

It's gay pride, dear.

[quote]Pietro. You're a whore, darling. Embrace it.

R128. That made me laugh.

🤣 He's texting on his shell phone

This one's nice! Furry...

R131 you are based AF, sir

On his youtube, he looks frail, lately. I don't know if that means anything, but if you watch his recent vids, he doesn't look the same. Something's off. It could be work is consuming his gym time, or the lighting is different, or he doesn't care about being Instagram perfect any longer, since he's in his 30's now. He'll always be gorgeous to me, so I don't care!

[quote] you are based AF

R136 My dictionary says 'based' is the past tense of verb 'base' which is similar to the verb 'use'.

If BP made a plea to the Senate for funding of public schools and cancelling student debt we’d avoid any and all filibusters.

I do believe that just might be a COCKle Shell !

He's not my usual type but he would look amazing with a sheen of sweat while riding my dick energetically.

R135. Hot pubes pic!

R135's pic is hot, and different from all the others. I wouldn't even know it was him.

R143 I agree. He looks so… rough.

Shut the fuck up, R5. The man's body is beautiful, and so is his face. I can't imagine what you think you accomplish by insulting his looks, but of course, that says a lot about you and nothing about Pietro Boselli.

Great pube game at R135. He should do more like that; grow out some chest hair, too.

R113-It's a razor clam.

Italian Alpha excellence.

Too fat!

R112 Wow!