Can you imagine yourself making a play to be the new spouse of Bill Gates?

I’d Anna Nicole that man in a heartbeat.

I really don’t find him all that unattractive. He’s a very plain looking guy, but not truly ugly and at least he looks well groomed most of the time.

If Bill were actually gay, I think sleeping with him for the money would be way less of a chore than with someone like the late Sandy Gallin or the still with us Barry Diller.

Bill Gates is 10 months younger than me. We couldn't be further apart on the economic scale. But I'd like to be his husband, maybe just for a couple/few years while he sets me up in a lifestyle to which I could become accustomed. Then he can dump me if he wants. The problem is convincing him to marry me.

Since I heard the news, I'm mildly obsessed with Melinda and Mackenzie (Bezos) teaming up and doing outlandish billionaire ex-wife things together. They must know each other, tech-world Seattle and all. I like their philanthropy and the 'ok we stuck it out all these years, let's have some fun' dynamic.

He's on the spectrum... of hotness!

Doo he need architect or mouth on penes? I do both thing!

She must really hate him. I don't know if she realizes that there are few men available in her age range who have money who would be dating a woman her age - they are after 20-30 somethings. In addition, she has not aged well. I thought she was the same age as Bill. Incidentally, I lived in Medina and now live in Bellevue, so have a deep knowledge of the social and economic structure of the area going back years and years. Unless Melissa has a total body makeover and cuts her atrocious hair into something chic and has a decent facelift, she will be fending off gigolos and men after her money. On the other hand, she may swing both ways. Interesting.

Is it just me, or does he look VERY wrinkled for just 65 years of age? This man probably never used lotion, huh?

Just realized that I made a mistake in gearing my comment to Melissa. I still stand by that however. Now - I find Bill repulsive so no amt. of money could make him interesting to me.

He's a decent looking older man, trim, well dressed in cashmere sweaters...sure, I could imagine that.

Bill Gate is better looks and personality wise than Jeff B. I can’t see Bill G dating a Lauren Sanchez type.

meh, I have done worse for far less.

R8. Gates is VERY wrinkled for a 65-year old.

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Rumor has it that Gates rarely bathes, he thinks showering is a waste of time.

I'd be good with the $7 million that his $130 billion would make earning a simple 2% interest in one day, so with that, I'll give him an overnight boyfriend experience.

OP is asking if you're a gold digger.

^^^^ Yes. The answer is YES.

I'd do it if it could be a sexless marriage. I think even my homophobic relatives would say "Of course, go for it!"

Bitch, please. My mother's homophonic as hell and shed be telling me to deep throat that man and cheering me on as I did so. "130 billion! Breathe through your nose, you pansy! Take it like a man! 130 billion!"

He's 65. He's not that old. He just looks old.

Can 65 year olds get it up? Even with viagra, would they have the libido?

I hope there's no bimbo involved.

No real libido = Viagra needed in mid 60's.

He's not as ugly as the guy who played Mel Cooley but he's got the personality of a potato.

If this wasn't DL I wouldn't feel the need for a qualifier, but for a man his age, he's a nice looking man. He looks better in older age than as a young man. I'd be happy to tap that.

He’s generous, pretty liberal and worth at least $65B - what more do you want?!?!

Give me a million BG. It would be like me giving someone about $20.00.

The Gates' obscene wealth gives fuel to socialists. 1.3 billion is 130,000 million.

half his wealth (65,000 million) could provide $10,000 relief to 6.5 million people!

Maybe she saw that Mackenzie Scott found a nice normal science teacher and is happier now.

Of course I would. So would any of you bitches.

Having sex with Bill Gates would be like a sexual episode of Fear Factor, where instead of having to eat something rancid you have to blow him.

Each time you get close to the dick you wince and gag, pull away and shake, but then you think of the money, brace yourself, close your eyes, pinch your nose and finally get down to business.

I can't imagine doing that on a nightly basis.

On the flip side, I'd like to see Bill Gates in a full-on mid-life crisis. He gets in shape, gets a tan, dyes his hair, and starts wearing clothes way too tight on him. (I'm looking at YOU JEFF BEZOS!)

I swear I've NEVER heard of that guy in my life before.

Is he kind?

Right R29. And the Kochs' wealth gives fuel to fascists, which probably makes you finger yourself.

Bill Gates- HUMBLEBRAGGER EXTRAORDINARE

He feels SO good about the money he's given away.

Money he NEVER should have been allowed to accumulated to begin with.

R35 - well, he did create products at the time of business computing explosion. Was it all on the up and up? No. But, unlike billionaire hedge fund managers or real estate investors/developers or even social media developers, at least he created something for society that did help productivity and convenience.

I didn't even think about that, R33. If she thought she had a shot, she'd dump 'My Love' so fast his head would spin.