Will Smith Is “In The Worst Shape Of His Life” As He Goes Shirtless On Instagram

Imagine how doughy and out of shape he would look if he were white.

He doesn’t look bad at all. He also knows it so this is a humblebrag.

Yuck

It's middle age spread, but he can almost certainly get it under control.

R3-- Ditto. I find him to be very unappealing. Gross to be honest. Jada horrifyingly ugly, inside and out. I imagine her to be crawling with STD's. Hard pass.

I don’t care what shape he’s in. Can’t he learn to speak English?

R5 MARY

Some people look better clothed.

Yaaaas kweeen. Be real wit yall.

[quote] [R3]-- Ditto. I find him to be very unappealing. Gross to be honest. Jada horrifyingly ugly, inside and out. I imagine her to be crawling with STD's. Hard pass.

[quote] Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Encourage Vaccine Equity: ‘Can’t Leave Anybody Behind’ They look like shit and are full of shit. Shit people. Shitty. Yuck. Go away and bathe. I have had smarter hamsters . Cleaner as well.

No surprise R5 is one of the mentally retarded Harry and Megan loons. All of its other posts are about Harry and Megan.

For what it's worth, I firmly believe that poster's hamsters outsmart her on a regular basis, R10.

He'd be hot if not for the Scientology

He's 52 and he's finally got a dad bod. He couldn't stay 21 for ever.

However he's also obscenely wealthy and can hire an army of trainers, chefs, plastic surgeons and beauticians and be back in shape in no time.

R10, - Good thing no one gives a flying fuck what you think about anything. Bless your imaginary heart. 😘🖕

Didn’t know he was a $cino-Clam. Makes him a hard pass.

R15- why I found that out that is when any appeal and charm he once had disappeared. I did find him very attractive and so charming before that. Well, and Jada and his disturbing children.

Why is he out in the yard in his underpants?

R17 why not? Probably fences all around his yard. It's great to be wealthy.

It's a totally annoying humblebrag 🙄 because most middle aged men look way worse than that.

He finally looks like the rest of us.

I’d eat his ass.

HOG!!!!!

May be partly the reason for Jada having an 'entanglement'

Yeah R1, and imagine how much more honest, liked and better off he'd be if he were.... Yeah, imagine. And while you're imagining, die in fire of pork grease and collards.

He looks fine, he's not sucking in his stomach. At age fifty, things droop a bit unless you freaking starve yourself.

Is Jada still entangling? Does Will watch?

Who cares about what shape he is in? Dude’s knees are looking a bit ashy.

What a tub of lard! He's be laughed out of the gay bar wit dat.

It's like I'm looking into a mirror!

If he was standing up straight and holding his stomach in he'd look fine.

Nothin a little shapewear can't cure.

Will can still get it

He just needs some good young bussy in his life to burn calories on. That will take care of the fat around the midsection. Jada obviously aint fucked him for years

Who is Jada currently munching?

R26 has just been awarded DL Oxymoron Post of the Week, and it’s only Monday.

Congratulations!

Will Smith is basically completely full of shit. This is 100% NOT “the worst shape he’s ever been in in his life,” it’s just him gone just a bit soft.

He’s saying this to claim that he’s always in supreme shape, so even when he’s not, he’s just slightly soft.

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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Alfonso Ribeiro is a dancer, they always seem to stay in shape. Will looks pudgy and soft, I expect more from my movie stars. Nice legs though

He looks better and richer than 90% of DL residents.

He’s going to workout and change his diet, and the process will be documented and filmed it looks like.

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Fat cunt.

All to promote his new YouTube series:

Damn, look at those gross knees.

It ain't ashy, but whatever the opposite is.

Another self-loathing closeted homo with a stanksleeve.

Next.

He's going to get ripped. Looking forward to his new look.

I wonder if he gained the weight on purpose. I also wonder if those pictures are photoshopped to make him look heavier than he actually is.

He’d better shape up fast if he wants to keep the little woman happy.

Blacks always have scrawny calves.

Don't be showing off that fat shit, Smith.

R44, how do you know he's uncut?

[quote]He's going to get ripped. Looking forward to his new look.

Jaden went from scrawny maneroxia twink to ripped in a very short amount of time. He probably got that genetic layout from Will. Even at 50+ and letting himself go for a year, Will's body is still more in shape than 70% of America lol. Its his genes

All that money and he can't afford bunion surgery? He should have at least worn crocs for R35 pic.

Blubber doesn't exercise itself away.

I know.

Except I never exercised.

[quote] I wonder if he gained the weight on purpose. I also wonder if those pictures are photoshopped to make him look heavier than he actually is.

He is not heavy. He's in good physical shape for a 52 year old. Most Hollywood types starve themselves to maintain a "ripped" body. It is the rare person who has the physiological make-up to remain trim and fit into middle age.

Vigorous training over the years has probably wrecked his metabolism. He will have to work really hard to regain his action star physique.

He's got nice legs but them tiddies are uuuuuge.

He can play Uncle Phil now.

Bro can still tear up some Thai boi hole.

It's good he didn't photoshop his pic. I never photoshop my pics.

His face looks pumped full of fillers in OP.

Jada has and is a crusty, dusty, stinky, gash.

Must be nice to wander around outdoors in your underpants without the cops getting called on you.

Of course that's bad compared to this.

What a hippo.

His mind is even more hideous and out of shape. He and his entire family are COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE.

Also: In his HOTTEST days, he never appealed to me. Not for five seconds.

R52 how do men get bunions? I think women get them from wearing high heels?

He’s still in better shape than the overwhelming majority of the men in his age cohort in the US.

R64 bunions are genetic, caused by weak feet. Women only get them more because they have genetically weaker feet and they then wear shoes that exacerbate them

Weak feet? Gurl, please.