New CIA recruitment ad: "I'm a Latina womxn with thirty Axis I disorders."✊✊✊

America, you're fucked.

So, she's a little too human for you, OP?

Aisha Ahmad?

Sorry, I can't be seem speaking to you because it makes both of us unclean. Is your husband / owner available?

r3 having a bad day?

Seems like it would be pretty easy to trigger that generalized anxiety.

Oh great the National security is going to be in the hands of a bunch of YASSSS KWEENS.

[quote]Check off all the statements that apply to you.

r2 someone can be human without airing out all the ways they're flawed. That kind of behavior doesn't make you appear stronger or more relatable, it makes you appear attention seeking -- which is not appropriate when you work for an intelligence agency.

CIA forges unity in diversity: everybody hates their ‘woke’ recruitment ad. America keeps spreading his hateful and retarded Wokeism ideology. The world is fed up of your bullshit, for real.

Twenty years ago this would have been a SNL sketch starring Rachel Dratch. Now it's government policy.