Billie Eilish’ cover for British Vogue is EVERYTHING

I hate that all the cynical bitches were right, that she was purposely looking like an ugly duckling before so she could pull a "beautiful swan" later.

She looks like Scarlett Johansson.

Amazing what a bath and shampoo will do for somebody.

Our little girl is growing up.

I assumed she was burying herself in layers of clothing because she didn't anyone to see her in a sexual light. Now she's starting to have some fun with hair and fashion.

She really does look better. The corset looks cute and... functional. I always thought her oversized juggalo getup was a PR move to stop 10-year-olds from wearing string bikinis.

she's gonna lose her main audience of fat ugly edgy female base, she's pretty wide waisted so she can't really pull off corsets.

Quite big tits.

Fuck off .

Now can they teach her to sing?

So much for “I’m sick of women being sexualized.”

I don't know if DL is being sarcastic (this is DL afterall), but I think he's serious.

I actually really like it and I'm not even a fan. Good job, Vogue/Billie

So who will be the next corporate-created edgelord-to-slumlord makeover?

Whoops, I meant OP, not "DL is being sarcastic."

Did an intern take that picture? The lighting is dreadful.

They should put that picture in the dictionary under "dead eyes".

She is gorgeous

She is gorgeous except for the dead eyes. But that hasn’t stopped Cara Delevingne either from being on covers.

I'm thinking this might be her jumping the shark moment.

Billie’s mommy milkers😍

Ariana Grande is much prettier.

I'm a fan of hers. I don't think this a very flattering photo, especially for Vogue. She looks a bit manly in the face here.

It's fascinating how women can look like an entirely different person from photo to photo. Almost like female beauty was NOTHING but the result of cosmetic tricks by crafty makeup artists and fashion advisors!

Sexy!!!

Vomitworthy brand expansion from someone who maintains the creepy, dull and unappealing mug through everything she does.

Swan? Try weasel.

Her whole “schtick” is that she doesn’t do glam wears potato sack clothes. I wonder why she’s selling out now?

R25 Money.

Her music is terrible, but I thought the kids liked her because she wasn't just another sexualized pop ho. So now what?

Her crowd are now a few years older and are starting to have sex and she has to follow them, once they all learn the real joys of sex they all become sexualized for a bit.

She's like a teenage version of Madonna from Blonde Ambition in that picture.

She has a new album coming out. With that comes a new “era” and image.

Ehhhh, as a straight guy, this is nothing more than some purposefully dirty, odd looking chick cleaning herself up. 🙄 Full stop!

Quite big tits.

R32 now you’re straight? Lmaooooooo

She has a new song and album coming out

Girl's gotta rack on her...

Without the green hair & the sloppy clothing, she is quite pretty, but I don't know those are the most flattering pictures. They make her look like Gaga's little sister

R2

[quote]as a straight guy

post your dick

[quote]Did an intern take that picture? The lighting is dreadful.

[quote]I don't think this a very flattering photo, especially for Vogue.

Vogue has been looking so cheap these last couple of years. Kamala Harris was another cover that would've looked better done by a photography student with the latest iphone and some ring lights. Her hair could've had better styling on this cover as well, it needed way more body to go with these sexy outfits.

I think Billie should've done red hair instead of blonde to separate herself from the crowd of blondes. She looks so much like Scarlett Johansson as r2 said.

If Vogue can’t make you look good, your screwed.

Billie is a natural blonde

She looks good. I like the prude/neon ratchet get up look and the pin up look on her. She's got massive jugs but she's go the waist to go with it unlike Scarlet Johannsen.

R34 R37 Guys...GUYS...I don't post on gay threads, like asses, cocks, gay porn stars. That's your terrain. I post on threads that include women, politics, culture etc. 🤷‍♂️

Would I plow her face down ass up?...of course. But as one previous poster said R39.

R42 but you still see big meaty dicks and gaping holes on the front page. Ok gurl.

R43 I do, as this is a gay site, but I just scroll past. 🤷‍♂️ It's not difficult. The snark is what I am here for.

r39 maybe 20 years ago but now their covers aren't really anything special.

Vogue is a celebrity rag now. All the current top models are children of celebrities so I guess it's a moot point.

Her eyebrows need to be manicured.

[quote] She has a new album coming out. With that comes a new “era” and image.

Is she going to start singing torch songs in some dimly-lit supper club?

Nope, still can't sing. I don't care how much $$$ they throw on her, she still sucks.

I think she looks pretty

She looks like a puppet

She looks like a mean teenager playing dress-up.

Very telling that they settled on 'trashy hooker' for the theme. There's no way they could have sold her as classic Hollywood glamour.

Hooker? She’s channeling Marilyn, who is classic Hollywood

Anything was better than the green/black hairdo she'd been wearing. That look was godawful.

She looks pretty in these photos.

R31

She looks like the love child of Diana Dors and Jerry Lewis in this photo.

Well she's clearly had her nose done, so why didn't they tackle that unibrow?

Reminds me of Harry Styles, another person who doesn't wear clothes well.

This is such a cliche at this point. Artist starts out kind of quirky and "unglamorous" but then when the second album or project launches they do a full-on sexy beauty makeover. It's such a tired trope.

Not a pretty girl.

This is a risky move. Her fan base are mostly fat homely Brendas who like Billie because she's "relatable" and looks as gross and slovenly as they are. She could alienate this audience of fat girls with bad hair who live in sweatpants with this new look, and they're her main meal ticket.

She already has over 80 million Instagram followers. Doubt they’re all uglies.

r62 that's her core base.

Apparently she did this to “take her power back”

Is this a nod to Mae West?

"do whatever you want whenever you want" truly is the gen-z mantra, non?

First Tess Holliday has anorexia and now this? Never meet your heroes, guys.

Mauve is not her color.

R68 is mauve ANYONE'S color?

r64, why does 'taking your power back' always include these pop tarts being risque?

Because it is a PR bullshit line.

R70 She's finally discovered the power of teets. Mazel tov.

She's pretty thick, like most Gen Z.

I don't like the colour or her hairstyle. And what's with the dead eyes at R22 ?

Dead eyes is a LEWK, R22.

[quote]Apparently she did this to “take her power back”

R64 Take her power back from whom? Men? Drag queens? The Entertainment Industry? How empowered she looks with her dead eyes. Just admit you're like every other attention ho' who wants to glam up her image and get on the cover of Vogue, bitch!

Great

No matter what she's wearing, she's got the Harry Styles "I've Only Got One Look" thing down.

They always succumb to lingerie. And a blond dye job. Not so different after all, are you, Billie?

R54 so many singers and actresses use the Monroe/Harlow drag to get attention.

Show your big saggy tits, so empowering!!

Women obsessed with Marilyn Monroe are almost always mentally ill.

SEXY!

90s kid who remembers when Jewel and Paula Cole sexed it up for their sophomore albums and it killed both their careers. I know there have been a few others as well.

Both those women sucked anyways.

OMG she looks so good!

I thought her whole shtick was that she wasn't sexualized and connected with the preteens who listen to her awful music. What makes her different from any of the Nickelodeon/Disney girls?

[quote]What makes her different from any of the Nickelodeon/Disney girls?

I don't know about her... but let's get back to talking about me. Did you hear that I overdosed and almost died?

She kind of looks like Mr. Bean.

Her feet seem huge.

Jewel’s career was not hurt for her sophomore album. Wtf.

What ruined her career was when she abandoned her roots and went full pop. Her fans turned on her and felt she sold out.

Jewel’s sophomore album was her most successful album. It produced hits and is her best selling album.

Her fourth album was what tanked her career.

I remember Jewel claiming that Intuition was supposed to be ironic. Yeah right.

R91--that video has less than 7 million views and it was released in 2009. That's just BAD.

Jewel went with a big sexy image and it ruined her career, whateverthefuck album it was.

She looks fine, but since she’s been blonde, I see her and think why invite a poor comparison to Scarlett Johansson?

Billie looks nothing remotely like Marilyn. I have partly changed my opinion of Billie and do believe she has an average amount of talent but not enough to warrant THAT much attention. I still think she's an industry plant, though. Her image is clearly manufactured as is that hood accent she uses since she's a middle class suburban.

She's okay, nothing special. But yikes, those colors...mauve and beige with a mauve background do nothing for her. The set designer screwed up big time.

[quote] I still think she's an industry plant, though. Her image is clearly manufactured as is that hood accent she uses since she's a middle class suburban.

Stylists got ahold of Billie before her debut to craft her look for her. It's not something she herself came up with.

She looks incredible

We did the best we could with what we had.

R83 that's a shame because Feelin Love is a sexy ass song.

Billie Cuntlish

Billie Uglish

Her face though

[quote]Stylists got ahold of Billie before her debut to craft her look for her. It's not something she herself came up with.

I believe this. She comes across as extremely fake and manufactured. Apparently her brother writes all her songs.

The stylist thing has been written about.

Who will leak the non-photoshopped versions?

she's average at best. i don't like her at all and her eyes are weird

It looks like someone photoshopped her face onto Jayne Mansfield's body. Furthermore, that pouty teen/emo expression clashes with everything she's wearing and just makes me want to slap her and send her to her room for getting into mommy's things. Voluptuous women are supposed to be self-confident and inviting.

I genuinely like the photos as, to me, they're something of a throwback to the late-90s/early-2000s high fashions. And I think she looks quite stunning. With that said, I know nothing of her music outside of that to which my friend's toddler listens.

To be fair, Intuition is literally about selling out and selling yourself for fame and money.

Jewel may have meant it as ironic.

She's okay, showing skin isn't that groundbreaking these days.

She looks like Kilian Murphy in drag

r112 I want to see him in this costume next Halloween.

Is EVERYTHING?

Really? It's all the world needs?

Sick of such hyperbolic talk of infantalised adults.

R113 LMFAO! I had no idea other people felt the same way and that’s why I posted it here. I thinks she’s super talented, but she totally looks like him in drag!

She still looks like she does not shower on a regular basis. Has she finally given up that ratty, green Korean wig?

[quote] She looks like Kilian Murphy in drag

They both have what are very common Irish features.

What is going on with all of this “reclaiming autonomy over her own body” psychobabble? Had she previously been kidnapped and accessorized against her will?

So all the time she was making ugly fashion statements was not "reclaiming autonomy over her own body?" Nobody was holding a gun to her head to look like a potato sack.

Yaaasss queen! We STAN!!

Etc., etc.

Lipstick on a pig and good lighting. She still has Maggie Gyllenhaal face.

If she had wanted to do something truly radical to "take back her power" she could have gone au natural and prohibited the use of Photoshop.

I don’t dislike her at all but the social media reaction to her putting on a different outfit really does illustrate the kabuki of modern discourse perfectly.

It can’t just be, “oooh I like her so she’s done something new and it’s exciting.” It’s got to be “look at this oppressed victim fighting back against injustice and oppression.” It’s a dress and some heels for fuck’s sake. No one kidnapped her and accessorized her against her will. But the victim-culture psychobabble has to be deployed or we’re not “allowed” to enjoy her new look.

It's more like craven, capitalistic sexploitation under the guise of self-sacrificing activism and female empowerment.

Billie really has some huge titties. Damn girl.

My seven year old niece loves Billie. I hope she doesn’t start promoting unrealistic body expectations to young girls and restart the craze of young teenage girls wanting breast implants. Billie was supposed to be something different and rejected women sexualizing themselves for men.

Nothing moves product like big tits in a corset.

Well just because she has big tits doesn’t mean she has to hide them. I mean how ultra fragile are kids these days?

[quote]If she had wanted to do something truly radical to "take back her power" she could have gone au natural and prohibited the use of Photoshop.

That’s not new or radical. Alicia Keys has been doing it for years.

Just because she's got those big udders doesn't mean she's something special. Billie needs to get the hook and go fuck herself.

R126 Yep, which is why it's curious. She held out for awhile and dared to be different. You couldn't bear to look but you couldn't look away. Maybe she'll wake up one day and be embarrassed on her way to the bank.