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Bow down, bitches - your future queen is 6 today.

For my birthday, I should like a new pony, a satchel for my school books, and Markle’s head on a fucking salver wearing Uncle Harry’s tiny balls as earrings.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 4105/03/2021

Adorable! She looks like a young Shiloh Jolie-Pitts.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 105/01/2021

What a dog she looks like her inbred dad.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 205/01/2021

She looks like a boy. Not cute.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 305/01/2021

[quote] your future queen

Zadok the Priest and Nathan the Prophet anointed Solomon king!

One of my future songs.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 405/01/2021

Did they run lemons in her hair or what?

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 505/01/2021

There's only room for ONE queen in a House of Windsor show, and that's ME, baby!

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 605/01/2021

She seriously looks like a boy

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 705/01/2021

Harry and Meghan will probably make the most beautiful little girl, unlike this thing.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 805/01/2021

Procreating is practically the only chance that pair of charmless, moronic, lying cunts have of engendering any beauty of their own making.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 905/01/2021

William and Charlotte comparison.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1005/02/2021

And of her other realms and territories, Queen

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1105/02/2021

Jeez, they highlighted a six-year-old's hair! WTF!!!

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1205/02/2021

She has been out in the sun during lockdown, R12. They did not color her hair. Louis' hair has similar lightening. They live near the sea at the country house, salt air and sun = lightening hair.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1305/03/2021

Salt lightens your hair? 🤨

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1405/03/2021

You Klan Grannies are getting more and more unhinged every day.

"Head on a platter." Really.

Your obsession with Meghan Markle is becoming maniacal.

You can't just make a thread about Charlotte. You had to (of course) include Meghan, and your desire to kill her.

Fucking scary psychopaths. Racism is the mark of a diseased mind.

You need to get help.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1505/03/2021

Blocked them and it feels so good.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1605/03/2021

Why do her upper eyelids hang so low? I see older people with this issue, but never a child. Least not that I recall.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1705/03/2021

Meanwhile, her cousin will not grow up with her. Sad for him .

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1805/03/2021

That's not a news article, r18. Archie and his little sister are going to be well jealous, though.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 1905/03/2021

"They did not color her hair. Louis' hair has similar lightening. They live near the sea at the country house, salt air and sun = lightening hair."

Oh, bull. Natural hair lightening from sun and salt leaves long hair lighter at the tips than the roots, and that child has blonde streaks going right up to the part in her hair! And the streaks are the same color from top to bottom.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2005/03/2021

The Markle obssessives can't even wait till it hits twenty posts before they start obssessing. No wonder the Sussex are winning. You keep over shadowing the Brf by your constant Markle talk. You are great Sussex PR lol

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2105/03/2021

For every year, her forehead (in this case a sixhead) grows another inch.

The sun-in is a REALLY bad look. What the hell?

I knew those dullards Bill and Cathy would fuck their kids up somehow, nannies be damned.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2205/03/2021

Louis and Charlotte are quite odd looking.

Those must be the Middlington genes, because the Windsor genes usually produce cute kids.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2305/03/2021

I created this post and, to be honest, I rather regret the ‘head on a platter’ addition as a little OTT, though the tiny ball earrings bit still amuses me.

I should’ve stuck with my original thought (‘and a Colin the Caterpillar cake inscribed with ‘Markle, my name is Vengeance’ in rainbow icing.’)

Markle got dragged into the satire because her odious personality and unseemly conduct would make her an immediate target for the megalomaniacal and vengeful Charlotte; the colour of her skin is completely irrelevant, both to me personally and the intent of the post.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2405/03/2021

Lol r21, the Sussexes aren't winning anything.

Sussex is in England, by the way. Where the Sussexes don't live.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2505/03/2021

She didn't need to be mentioned at all r24, and frankly, I don't believe your explanation.

Anyway, if Charlotte is anything like her father and mother, the only person she gives two fucks about is herself.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2605/03/2021

Everyone posting in this thread is fucking insane.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2705/03/2021

R23, every cell in Charlotte's face screams out Saxe-Coburg-Gotha genes. Louis is just a toddler in that pic, they all look a bit funny. He's much more normal looking now.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2805/03/2021

OP at R24 doth protest too much, methinks.

Who sees that it's some royal kid's birthday and thinks, ooh, what a good way to get a dig in on Meghan Markle?

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 2905/03/2021

R26, I don’t give a shit whether you or any of the other sag-arsed Markle tarts on this thread ‘accept’ my post at R24.

‘She didn’t need to be mentioned at all, and frankly, I don’t believe your explanation’ - get the fuck over yourself, you dull, patronising wank.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3005/03/2021

She is going to put Archie and the sister on display in the Tower.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3105/03/2021

Seethe Marklecunts.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3205/03/2021

R21 fuck you’re stupid. The plural of “Sussex” is “Sussexes”.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3305/03/2021

[quote]Jeez, they highlighted a six-year-old's hair! WTF!!!

I know right? They're not Puerto Rican FFS!

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3405/03/2021

I don't know about that, R28.

He just has weird features, even now that they're taking shape.

Louis reminds me of a werewolf.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3505/03/2021

Such a plain looking child.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3605/03/2021

[quote] every cell in Charlotte's face screams out Saxe-Coburg-Gotha genes

I have a Plantagenet face.

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by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3705/03/2021

When is the female Thomas Markle due? Will it be twin Thomas girls? 🙀

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3805/03/2021

Ugh! She look like daddy.

🦇 He got face like bat in wet market.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 3905/03/2021

Charlotte looks just like the Queen.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 4005/03/2021

R40-! She really does. My hair is the same color as hers. In the summer it turns blond, light auburn, and very light brown.

by Princess Charlotte of Cambridgereply 4105/03/2021
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