Bow down, bitches - your future queen is 6 today.

Adorable! She looks like a young Shiloh Jolie-Pitts.

What a dog she looks like her inbred dad.

She looks like a boy. Not cute.

[quote] your future queen

Zadok the Priest and Nathan the Prophet anointed Solomon king!

One of my future songs.

Did they run lemons in her hair or what?

There's only room for ONE queen in a House of Windsor show, and that's ME, baby!

She seriously looks like a boy

Harry and Meghan will probably make the most beautiful little girl, unlike this thing.

Procreating is practically the only chance that pair of charmless, moronic, lying cunts have of engendering any beauty of their own making.

William and Charlotte comparison.

And of her other realms and territories, Queen

Jeez, they highlighted a six-year-old's hair! WTF!!!

She has been out in the sun during lockdown, R12. They did not color her hair. Louis' hair has similar lightening. They live near the sea at the country house, salt air and sun = lightening hair.

Salt lightens your hair? 🤨

You Klan Grannies are getting more and more unhinged every day.

"Head on a platter." Really.

Your obsession with Meghan Markle is becoming maniacal.

You can't just make a thread about Charlotte. You had to (of course) include Meghan, and your desire to kill her.

Fucking scary psychopaths. Racism is the mark of a diseased mind.

You need to get help.

Blocked them and it feels so good.

Why do her upper eyelids hang so low? I see older people with this issue, but never a child. Least not that I recall.

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That's not a news article, r18. Archie and his little sister are going to be well jealous, though.

"They did not color her hair. Louis' hair has similar lightening. They live near the sea at the country house, salt air and sun = lightening hair."

Oh, bull. Natural hair lightening from sun and salt leaves long hair lighter at the tips than the roots, and that child has blonde streaks going right up to the part in her hair! And the streaks are the same color from top to bottom.

The Markle obssessives can't even wait till it hits twenty posts before they start obssessing. No wonder the Sussex are winning. You keep over shadowing the Brf by your constant Markle talk. You are great Sussex PR lol

For every year, her forehead (in this case a sixhead) grows another inch.

The sun-in is a REALLY bad look. What the hell?

I knew those dullards Bill and Cathy would fuck their kids up somehow, nannies be damned.

Louis and Charlotte are quite odd looking.

Those must be the Middlington genes, because the Windsor genes usually produce cute kids.

I created this post and, to be honest, I rather regret the ‘head on a platter’ addition as a little OTT, though the tiny ball earrings bit still amuses me.

I should’ve stuck with my original thought (‘and a Colin the Caterpillar cake inscribed with ‘Markle, my name is Vengeance’ in rainbow icing.’)

Markle got dragged into the satire because her odious personality and unseemly conduct would make her an immediate target for the megalomaniacal and vengeful Charlotte; the colour of her skin is completely irrelevant, both to me personally and the intent of the post.

Lol r21, the Sussexes aren't winning anything.

Sussex is in England, by the way. Where the Sussexes don't live.

She didn't need to be mentioned at all r24, and frankly, I don't believe your explanation.

Anyway, if Charlotte is anything like her father and mother, the only person she gives two fucks about is herself.

Everyone posting in this thread is fucking insane.

R23, every cell in Charlotte's face screams out Saxe-Coburg-Gotha genes. Louis is just a toddler in that pic, they all look a bit funny. He's much more normal looking now.

OP at R24 doth protest too much, methinks.

Who sees that it's some royal kid's birthday and thinks, ooh, what a good way to get a dig in on Meghan Markle?

R26, I don’t give a shit whether you or any of the other sag-arsed Markle tarts on this thread ‘accept’ my post at R24.

‘She didn’t need to be mentioned at all, and frankly, I don’t believe your explanation’ - get the fuck over yourself, you dull, patronising wank.

She is going to put Archie and the sister on display in the Tower.

Seethe Marklecunts.

R21 fuck you’re stupid. The plural of “Sussex” is “Sussexes”.

[quote]Jeez, they highlighted a six-year-old's hair! WTF!!!

I know right? They're not Puerto Rican FFS!

I don't know about that, R28.

He just has weird features, even now that they're taking shape.

Louis reminds me of a werewolf.

Such a plain looking child.

[quote] every cell in Charlotte's face screams out Saxe-Coburg-Gotha genes

I have a Plantagenet face.

When is the female Thomas Markle due? Will it be twin Thomas girls? 🙀

Ugh! She look like daddy.

🦇 He got face like bat in wet market.

Charlotte looks just like the Queen.

R40-! She really does. My hair is the same color as hers. In the summer it turns blond, light auburn, and very light brown.