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Are witches still necessary?

You can always check google or some search online for what's what, seances, spells etc.

I can't think of any reason to consult a witch any more.

by Anonymousreply 37May 8, 2021 7:25 AM

This post is stupidly funny! Nicely done, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2021 2:05 PM

I guess the next thread will be:

[bold]Are wenches still necessary?[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2021 2:08 PM

No. We have Lana Del Rey for that.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2021 2:12 PM

witchy good times

by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2021 1:43 AM

[Quote] I can't think of any reason to consult a witch any more.

Why not? People consult priests and rabbis.

by Anonymousreply 5May 1, 2021 3:07 AM

I'm not a witch, I"m a bitch

by Anonymousreply 6May 1, 2021 11:07 AM

Pointless witchery.

by Anonymousreply 7May 1, 2021 11:17 AM

Cancel culture trying to strike again

What a world, what a world, when will it all end

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by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2021 11:39 AM

I don’t use watches anymore. I just look at my phone.

by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2021 11:44 AM

You say that, but you come sniveling in the night with your miserly offering when your crops aren't coming up properly.

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2021 12:20 PM

R9, I look at my witch

by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2021 8:39 PM

Are there any witches in contemporary children's books? I loved them as I kid.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2021 8:54 PM

DL is the new children’s books

by Anonymousreply 13May 2, 2021 1:27 PM

It seems to be the new kabbalah for the housefraus. They like fitting in some spellcasting in after their morning muffin and scrolling through their instagram mommy group posts.

by Anonymousreply 14May 2, 2021 1:33 PM

Witchiepoo is monitoring this thread.

by Anonymousreply 15May 2, 2021 1:37 PM

Congratulations, OP, now you've killed Witchiepoo.

Pat yourself on the back, douche!

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by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2021 9:03 PM

WORDS MATTER, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2021 9:05 PM

As long as scapegoats are needed, yes. So, forever unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2021 9:14 PM

Pffft!

by Anonymousreply 19May 3, 2021 9:57 PM

WORMS MATTER, R17

by Anonymousreply 20May 3, 2021 10:34 PM

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by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2021 4:49 AM

I'm quite necessary. How that applies to other people, I don't care. It's none of their business.

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2021 4:52 AM

I believe there are some people that have a natural ability for making spells come to fruition more than just an every day, random person performing an incantation. I also believe there are some people that "know" things without others telling them about it. If you choose to call them witches, so be it.

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2021 4:57 AM

I see around corners

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2021 11:37 AM

Do we still need this thingy that's been around for thousands of years?! People all over the world still use it I guess but INTERNET! 😁😮

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2021 4:35 PM

witches don't need a internet

by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2021 6:02 PM

Did some spellwork myself recently, to deflect negative psychic attacks coming at me from venomous family members. Just protection wards and some basic binding, nothing harmful or malevolent. Seems to be working quite nicely, so far....

by Anonymousreply 27May 7, 2021 8:27 PM

OP is Saul

by Anonymousreply 28May 7, 2021 8:30 PM

R22 then you know Mountain Conjure? If so, I’d love to hear your stories, or even glean some knowledge (if I may be so bold...).

As a hillfolk magic-user & Pagan myself (British, though, not American), I feel very connected with and fascinated by mountain magic/country footwork & witching traditions, and also the history & folklore of your beautiful region. It’s my dream to visit West Virginia one day, too. I feel your home region and mine (also Western) have a lot in common.

On my bookshelf are tomes about my loc superstitions and magic practices, as well as an altar. If anyone would like to know about English rural cunning, please AMA.

by Anonymousreply 29May 7, 2021 8:31 PM

Pffft, OP. Typical outsider assuming what subject matter experts do is easy or uncomplicated, while bitching that people have NO respect for what THEY do.

"Obama is black, so how difficult could all that Presidentin' be?"

That is how we got 45.

by Anonymousreply 30May 7, 2021 8:42 PM

OP is Derwood Stevens.

by Anonymousreply 31May 7, 2021 8:58 PM

most people know a witch

by Anonymousreply 32May 8, 2021 2:11 AM

Which witch?

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by Anonymousreply 33May 8, 2021 2:26 AM

R31 I see you, Endora.

by Anonymousreply 34May 8, 2021 2:40 AM

All witch services have been completely digitized.

by Anonymousreply 35May 8, 2021 4:07 AM

I had a work friend concerned somebody was sending him negative vibrations and thinking bad things about him. I told him they’d opened a doorway and doorways work in both directions. He could torture them with one of his yoga chants until they went fetal on the floor.

He thought I was a genius witch. What a muscular, handsome idiot....

by Anonymousreply 36May 8, 2021 7:01 AM

I don't want to be OP after the next New Moon.

by Anonymousreply 37May 8, 2021 7:25 AM
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