Sister Josh Hawley’s breasts

[quote] Do we think he has had the *gasp* pec implants?

Why did you add *gasp*? It didn't translate well and is not necessary.

Hawley makes my skin crawl.

He has little feet.

Look at his skinny chicken neck. What a weird looking little turd.

Moobs.

I don't think that is the link you intended OP

The guy is such a despicable cretin, but, I disagree, OP. He has a nice body. He doesn't have bodybuilder arms, but they're nicely toned. Anyway, when he's in prison, he can dedicate some more time to his biceps.

Josh is a fucking Fag bitch.

What do you expect?

Seditionist asshole.

Try this link if above not working

Eric Greitens is back from the dead and running for the other senate seat in Missouri. His chest and arms are way bigger than Josh's. He is also way stronger than Josh and would crush him in a test of strength.

I think that "implants" are relegated to Frankenstein / plastic surgery freaks. He's probably just built that way.

What does Patsy say? Anybody?

Please OP...his DC boyfriend is into some freaky shit....his chest is swollen from all the nipple clamps and so forth that they play with.

Who keeps trying to make Josh Hawley happen on DL? No one fucking cares about him...give it up.

He's seen things! He's messed up!

LadyG's🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞

Those tits are going to make her popular on Cell Block C

Thats some prime bottom bitch ass. He will definitely enjoy himself in prison.

I must admit I would play with his nipples until I saw his zipper rising. I would open it and thrust him beyond my uvula. He would be drained.

Then I would deny him more of it, as much as he begged. I'd grab his allegedly big bush and pull him around the room. I wouldn't stop until he repudiated everything he has done since he arrived in Washington.

Yes, I've been horny tonight. Looking at too many pictures of naked men online. My eyes are rolling around.

He's pinging in the wine department.

Yes, those look like pec implants.

Is that his shopping cart with a few groceries? He looks more like a single man shopping for himself, not a family man. His wife should be responsible for all the food.

His wife isn't in DC...she's in Virginia...but his boyfriend is.

Everyone in the Jeff City rest stop on US63 knows they're fake tits and he has a fake ass to go with them.

His butt looks flat in the wine photo.

QUITE BIG TITS

Boring.

Going to have to be more adventurous if you want to entice the top.

Josh needs to get some breast enhancement tips from Caitlyn.

I would fuck Josh & those pecs!!!

Think he settled for that evangelical marriage, even tho he keeps fucking her to get those babies.

I really wanna hate fuck him.

Meh.

would love to hate fuck mr. hawley!

no lube, the wife can watch.

His looks isn't his problem. He is physically attractive.

He is immensely ambitious and totally self-serving. He tried to undercut a legitimate election and cheered the January 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol. His behavior was seditious. He should be facing justice. JH is exhibits low character.

Perhaps if we all say an imprecatory prayer to The Legendary Mother of the Black Arts, we can bring him down in a hail of brimstone and the smoke of a million Newport 100s.

An article from three years ago, in St. Louis' Riverfront Times.

He did have a nosejob - so he's no stranger to plastic surgery.

He has a sexy chest—

His ugly wife does not deserve that body, but these christian, repressed men will pick anything!

There is no way he is faithful to his old-looking wife.

He must have a side-piece—question is it a male or female?

I wonder if closet case Josh has ever lifted weights with this daddy son duo featured on Outsports.

Nice breasts. An abundance of estrogen?

Hey Gals,

It's Titties-Out Tuesday in our Wine Department!

Come pick a case a your favorite Barefoot wines to drink with your girlfriends.

And if you shake your big titties, the men will carry those heavy cases of wine to your car for you!

Maybe closet case Josh gets tips from closet case David Muir...

Your prison Daddy is going to love titty-fucking you, Gurl!

Hell, all the men going to titty-fuck Jossie...

She looks like a DC housewife with her XL implants, spandex khakis, small feet, and baby blue blouse

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Amazing.

Josh does remind me of being a tad femme.

Jossie has basically the same "big bust to tiny waist and tiny feet" ratio as Dolly

I can picture Miss Hawley sensually rubbing her areolas and flicking her nipples

in her bubble bath while she practices her most conservative speeches

[quote]I can picture Miss Hawley sensually rubbing her areolas and flicking her nipples in her bubble bath while she practices her most conservative speeches

You should see how swollen and wet her pussy lips get when she's practicing one of those Republican Barn-burner speeches

but what does miss senatrice think of senor hawley!

Is Josh pocket sized? We pocket gays are known for full-sized tits; it’s genetic.

He’s pretty tall actually.

[quote]He’s pretty tall actually.

And buxom too...just like my secretary and side piece Joan.

[quote]but what does miss senatrice think of senor hawley!

Big breasted, white-trash from Missouri...

bouncing around in her tight blouses, trying to be the center of attention...

She's fast, she wouldn't even be received in any decent homes of the South

think Josh is 5”11, he towers over those reporters who stalk the congress people at the Capitol.

Josh, I am the ghost of Christmas Future!

Things will probably not end well for Hawley’s political career, but Josh is fucking hot!

Once Trump no longer arouses La Sénatrice's clit, and Trump exits the scene, her next venture will be with Cancun Ted. Josh, unfortunately, will miss out.

Of course Josh is on Tucker tonight.

She plays with her nipples

during the commercial breaks and when she gets aroused...