All About Minka Kelly, Trevor Noah's Reported Girlfriend

Damn hasn’t this hoe been linked to almost everyone

She's a professional beard right?

Who names their kid “Minka”?

Why is this interesting?

He gay

R3 - An airhead

Minka had some subtle work done and has improved her physical appearance, including her teeth, by 10000 percent.

It's always sad to receive confirmation he is not gay.

R7 - When did she do that?

Beard duty.

R3, many years ago, I met a woman named Minka. She was here with her boyfriend and parents on a bucket list trip for her terminally ill dad. They were Australian and a ton of fun. The teensiest but trashy, but down to earth and unforgettable.

How i wish he was gay alas he aint

I wonder how dark their baby will be?

She looks great. Get that beard money, honey!!

I can't saywhen@r9, just compare early pics to the time she dated Jeter. Much improved.

He knocked up some student on his second day in the US. He is definitely not gay.

She kept her weight in check.

Minka, Mooska, Mouseketeer...

[quote]I wonder how dark their baby will be?

Look at Camilla trying to be all woke!

We just want to know if the baby will be a darkie with nappy hair...or if it will look like us.

This guy is so annoying it almost make me call Jimmy Fallon the most genuine laughter in showbiz.

Pro beard with a cute face and bad cankles.... I’m talking about Minka btw. Ha! Trevor has a cute face too but I doubt he has cankles.

He’s a no talent dipshit

Mika Kelly? Minka? Who??

She's just drop dead gorgeous and one of the most beautiful women in the world. I think they fixed her teeth for Friday Night Lights, but I don't think she had any other work done. She was already stunningly beautiful on that show pre Jeter or Evans. Most celebrities have veneers so I don't think that's a big deal.

Also, people here calling her names bc she had a couple of boyfriends before Trevor Noah are just ridiculous. Especially on a gay board. If I had that body and face, I would also fuck every hot, rich Hollywood stud I could get. She's 40 years old and had what? 10 boyfriends? I bet here on DL many guys fuck 10 men/month. In gay world this chick is basically a virgin with 10 boyfriends.

[Quote]Who names their kid “Minka”?

Really? Are you serious? Do we need more Karens and Jennifers?

He was forced to dump her. He is also liking pay to play gals on the gram....ViacomCBS wanted whatever they had gone and was seen with others in NYC and LA. She went on a trip to Mexico and is suddenly liking Former Football player Terell Owens

She was also a heavy follower of Bi Sex Clubs.

Please go back to LSA r25. We don't want your lies and hate for this woman and couple here.

R3 Her mom was a stripper and her dad is a musician. So, you're not wrong.

That said, I think Minka Kelly is very beautiful.

She is gorgeous.

[quote] We just want to know if the baby will be a darkie with nappy hair...or if it will look like us.

Yes it could mean the difference between growing up in Houghton or Hilbrow / a township.

She and Derek Jeter had an on-and-off relationship. They were engaged at one point.

Or a lighty with nappy hair. Or a darky with straight hair. Fucking online klan meeting.

So she gonna beard for Terrell Owens?

^Yes, random dude left a comment on one of her Instagram posts literally means they're engaged now and plan their wedding.

Any news?

What the hell is Minka even famous for? Getting confused with Leighton Meester?

R35 - She is a working actress.

Minka is known for BEARDING, like Rita Ora or Olivia Munn. She wrote the book on bearding.

Bump

Minka would be a great name for a papillon/chihuahua mix!

Did her parents consider Chinchillinka, Sablinka or Erminika?

I always confuse her with Mila Kunis.

Minka Kelly was one of Harvey's girls who didn't succeed.

She's reminds me of Olivia Munn, more famous for the guys she's hooked up with than real talent.

Minka Kelly, 41 never married. Hmmmmm.

Love this bit from The Daily Show about Trump making up words/mispronouncing them.

R3 her mother was a stripper. I guess it could have been worse like Bubbles or Jaylee or something.

Noah strikes me as a manipulative phony who will jump on any moral outrage bandwagon that benefits his career but secretly doesn't believe most of it. Like he's " woke" but only for the causes that directly benefit him. Years ago, on the now defunct Gawker some guy with a physical disability posted an anecdote claiming Noah had mocked their mannerisms outside a grocery store. Yep, I know proverbial grain of salt and all of that but as a whole he just seems like a slimebag.

Has Trevor cut his hair? Whew. He was looking dreadful.

The only thing I've seen her in is Friday Night Lights, but I recall her giving a strong performance. (As did most of the cast, frankly. That was an unusually good network TV drama.)

She played Dove in Titans.

R35 Room-mate fan?

Minka looks much younger than 41

41? She's eggless. Doesn't Trevor want to reproduce?

[quote] Noah strikes me as a manipulative phony who will jump on any moral outrage bandwagon that benefits his career but secretly doesn't believe most of it. Like he's " woke" but only for the causes that directly benefit him. Years ago, on the now defunct Gawker some guy with a physical disability posted an anecdote claiming Noah had mocked their mannerisms outside a grocery store. Yep, I know proverbial grain of salt and all of that but as a whole he just seems like a slime bag.

100% this and because of that, I can't.

Minka looks like she takes care of herself.

Dove is 41??????????

Noah is endlessly full of shit. If he cared sooooooo much, he'd donate a helluva lot more to help his homeland. All good for him in his 8-figure mansion.

Noah is the typical "agree with whatever they say and then do whatever I want". He's an entertainer, a comedian, a fame whore. Not someone to take seriously. Let's also follow Kevin Hart's words of wisdom.

Noah's good looking but I'm guessing not very fun in bed.

They don't match as a couple. The shape of their faces are very different. I fear they won't last long.

Noah is an ass kissing, virtual signaling, Uncle Tom

[quote] Noah strikes me as a manipulative phony who will jump on any moral outrage bandwagon that benefits his career but secretly doesn't believe most of it. Like he's " woke" but only for the causes that directly benefit him.

You do know that he's on a scripted tv show? right? It's not the news. It's Comedy Central. Not CNN. He says a lot of scripted things

She was the weakest performer on Friday Night Lights. Thankful for fast forward.

How did Trevor Noah buy a $27 million dollar mansion? He's only been on The Daily Show since 2015. Does he have a multi-million contract? I can see Stephen Colbert buying a mansion with that kind of money but not this guy.

If he has that kind of money, he should spend it on topics he constantly talks about.

I used to like him until he hooked up with Minka. She has been around the block too many times.

Minka very briefly dated John Mayer. Does this confirm he is gay?

Trevor bought a penthouse in a premier Hells Kitchen building by the same architect that did Walker Tower. He has some killer taste in real estate!

Who knew The Daily Show paid so well?

R65 John is bi.

Always thought she was pretty and I like her name. Don’t really care if she’s bearding or not.

She alright

Minka was in the Charlie’s Angels reboot.

R70 I think everyone forgot about that TV show.

Back together

Bump

Noah is hot. He's not the best comedian but he's got his funny moments.