His dick was TOO BIG

Like fun you are...

to get it removed?

put your guy on the phone.

You’re not supposed to use a sixteen-inch dildo as a “boyfriend “.

It is so idiotic to be awaiting emergency surgery for over buttfucking and posting on DL about both that I think there's a better chance than usual this bullshit is actually true.

And yet, you choose to inform us.

Somebody coughed up that ass after the OP received a dicking. OP went viral immediately and now is going to DIE!

Nobody wants its stuff. WHORE

I bet you’ll make the Christmas Party Slideshow.

Appendicktomy

I hope he sends flowers

Are you still stuck together?

I'm glad you keep us updated here.

What I want to know is, where is him at this moment?

That’s the title of ops memoir. It’s a heroic chronicle of his prolapse and journey back to anal health. Sure to be a New York Times bestseller.

R4 = Ethel to OP's Lucy

You need to learn how to relax.

Pics or it didn’t happen. Really, I need pics.

We're praying for you to have a quick recovery, Senatrice

Be well, OP, and know that you’ll be bent over a mattress readying for a virginal fuck after your sphincter restoration!

I’ll bet the wife came home and tasted ass on that dick.

If OP is to be believed, she may have found pieces of it.

I hope you have a good analstesiologist! A shot of fetanal is all you get you back in shape.

Have the surgeon cut slits on both sides of your mouth and you'll be able to service him all night.

OP got a real man’s dick lol

[quote] I'm currently in the ER about to undergo emergency surgery🔥

A brain transplant, we hope.

Bestiality is illegal, Op. They're called 'donkey dicks' for a reason.

Ay caramba! Traffic cones are for car traffic not butt traffic.

What became of your lamb, Clarice?

You're all (except OP) going to be surprised if the docs find Jimmy Hoffa's been up there since 1975

I'm so sorry OP. But I must ask. Yes, I must. Please forgive me --

You liked that big dick. You liked that big dick, didn't you boy. Yeah. You liked it. Yeah oh yeah.

Breaking news on Fox News: the Senatrice admitted to hospital for Emergency Tonsil Procedure!!!!!

Please. Be another statistic showing what's deserved by trolls, you tiresome boor.

I hope you met your dedicktable. Otherwise the bill is gonna hurt a lot more.

OP: Be careful what you wish for.

OP, how was surgery?

I hope it was a success, R34, because the EST sure as fuck wasn't...

I think this has worked out very well for you.

Which vet hospital in your area can operate on a beached whale, OP?