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NY is dead to me. Remake Classic NYC movies and set them in the suburbs where everyone wants to be.

Working Girl becomes Maternity Girl-

Tess calls Cyn from her great room in Great Neck- "Cyn, I made it. I gotta awn suite and crown molding!"

"Whadoes a wall need a crown for? 16,000 dollars and it's not even wood!"

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2021 9:38 AM

Golf Cart Driver- Travis Trumper stealthily patrols the mean streets of Villages West looking for ceramic frogs, oversized flags and garbage cans placed at the curb before 4pm. Of course, he has an automatic weapon just in case he comes across a hoodie wearing thug armed with Skittles.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2021 11:16 AM

Sex in the Quad Cities - The story of four plucky urban gals as fabulous and vital as the four cities that can barely contain them: Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock Island, and Moline!

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by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2021 12:30 PM

New Rochelle, New Rochelle; One young girl's strange search for a rhinoplasty from Manhattan to Mamaroneck

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2021 1:35 AM

Cat Day Afternoon.

An office of fraus watches cat videos and eats Hershey’s miniatures all afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2021 1:39 AM

Desperately seeking Suelita.

Set in Barcelona, Sitges, and Ibiza. Suelita is a beautiful hipster MTF and all also a high stakes drug mule.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2021 1:52 AM

Meet me in Frontenac

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2021 1:58 AM

Next Stop Hudson NY

An aspiring Jewish writer moves out of his parents' Brooklyn apartment to seek his fortune in the bohemian life of Hudson NY. He struggles to come to terms with his feelings about his mother's overbearing nature, while also trying to maintain his relationship with his cat.

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2021 2:02 AM

Hoboken, Hoboken. Liza Minnelli and Robert DeNiro in the 1940s New Jersey jazz scene.

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2021 2:19 AM

Newark, Newark ^^

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2021 6:45 AM

Schenectady: Woody Allen dates a younger woman and mispronounces the name of a famous dead artist while walking by a GE steam turbine plant.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2021 7:53 AM

6 1/2 Weeks A little girl checks into the Maria Ferrari Children’s Hospital and dies of cancer after a ride on Metro North.

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2021 8:47 AM

An Unmarried Woman

A divorced lady walks out of DIA: Beacon with an unflattering abstract painting and is thrown to the pavement and arrested for art theft.

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2021 8:50 AM

Miracle on Huntersrun Cul-de-sac

A young non-believing girl learns that the Short Hills Mall Santa is real.

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2021 8:56 AM

The Slaves of Tarrytown

Hopelessly untalented Bernadette Peters fumbles fitting in with the private school moms.

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2021 9:00 AM

The Devil Wears Eileen Fisher

Lila Acheson Wallace rules over Readers Digest with an iron fist in Pleasantville, New York.

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2021 9:04 AM

Pieces of June

Quirky Katie Holmes invites her reluctant family to Easter dinner in Weehawken.

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2021 9:10 AM

Felicity

Felicity follows Ben to Vassar College only to have him come out as gay and for her to hook up with her trans resident advisor FTM Noel.

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2021 9:25 AM

A tree grows in the Hamptons...

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2021 9:38 AM
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