I fainted tonight

Perhaps you should do more of the cooking instead of complaining.

I take it you won't be having anal sex tonight.

Sprouts AND cauliflower! I’m not surprised you passed out. Feel better OP!

How do Brussel sprouts and cauliflower make you faint?

maybe he meant to say FARTed.

He’s trying to clean your pipes for tomorrow night!

Are you saying you fainted from not eating enough, or from the smell? My godmother fainted at this party because she hates fish, & the house kinda reeked. I’ve fainted a few times myself, the first time I had fillings at the dentist, one time while giving blood, & one time when I was in a rush & washing my car. The last time was stress induced, though maybe stress played a role in the other two times. Fainting is the weirdest feeling, it’s like black curtains are being pulled over your eyes. I’m just glad i didn’t pee the times I fainted.

I think it sounds delicious but he could have thrown in a couple chicken tits.

Did you say, Where am I? when you came to OP? I’ve always wanted to say that.

Do you have a fainting couch, OP?

OP types fat.

Did you have smelling salts by the fainting couch?

Can i have your stuff ?

OP, are you the person who fainted in the shower?

Well I never in all my life!

Push and tosh. I'm sure it was a gas.

How's your labia tonight OP? Has it fallen off from all the gentle fondling you do?

R7 I once had that sensation when I was taken by force to a Sea Food restaurant.

Also courtesy of the illustrious OP:

Just got done cheating on my husband but the escort I hired won't leave ... I hired him to come to the house whole husband was gone to work but after he fucked me he started crying and having a panic attack and now he locked himself in my bathroom and won't leave! husband will b home in 20 minutes pls help WHAT DO I DO? How 2 get rid of him?

My lover takes an hour long shower everytime after we fuck ... Wtf is wrong with this man? I think he must be crazy

His dick was TOO BIG ... I'm currently in the ER about to undergo emergency surgery🔥

Why is it only that bottoms faint?

I luv me some brussels sprouts --- my watering hole in San Francisco served them roasted with pancetta.

The chef even commented on how often I ordered them.

They were served in a very large bowl. It was actually enough for a meal. I never fainted after eating them. (probably had some focaccia, too)

Cauliflower's okay too.

My husband tried to poison me tonight. He gave me a giant salad with ranch dressing on it. It didn't taste right but I kept trying. It was yucky and bitter. Finally he tried it and spit it out. I asked my son to go read the date on the dressing bottle and he said it was from 2015. I texted my brother and he said that salad dressing was made when Obama was president.

Welcome to my world, OP. I married a vegetarian and FINALLY got him to expand his diet to include seafood - salmon, shrimp, and crab.

Nevertheless, I stare at plates of pasta and vegetables 90% of the time. Love conquers all, as long as you can sneak out for a rib eye steak twice a month.

As long as I get lots of fresh fruit I think I can manage bring a vegetarian. I just haven't tried any diets and tend to eat whats put in front of me.

Mary