Rocco Ritchie is missing

His mother ate him.

Well we know where he isn’t. With his mother.

He saw his mother's last Instagram posts and decided it's better to be hidden than be known as Hagdonna's son.

Madonna is writing an emotional ballad about this called "Milk Carton Mama".

She hid him to gain publicity for her ailing career. Wait until Lourdes disappears!

That isn't a filter in her photos. Madonna skinned Rocco and is wearing him.

I am going to launch a search and rescue party to find him immediately!

#nosausage

#norestofhimeither

Swept Away

OH, well, I still have David.

David, do your Smooth Criminal tribute to Michael Jackson!!

Dance for mommy! Sho-mo!!!

He’s missing in his sister’s hairy armpits.

He just got lost on his way home from the pub again, Guy is out looking for him and will show him once again how to get home. He'll be fine

Lana Turner has Collapsed!

He’s out buying shirt.

Maybe he just got a lot plastic surgery and is now unrecognizable, like his mother.

Is it Rocco or Rococo? I'm so confused.

#findrocco

Hi, hideously obese, ugly anti-Madonna troll OP!!! I can smell your stench from Australia.

Where's the beef?????

Rocco's at the butcher, trying to find his sausage.

I think he’s out selling newspapers on the corner.

God, Madge. Do you have to copy everything I do!

For reals though is he really missing?

I’m surprised this isn’t all over the news and TMZ, you’d think Madonna would be flooding the media.

Yes, he really is.

Link?

No link, this is a DL exclusive.

He's not a social media whore like his mother or half-sister, so that is akin to "missing".

He probably snuck over to Hung Young Brit’s flat.

Interesting. Did a quick Google and there’s nothing recent about him. OP, are you Madonna??

[quote]Well we know where he isn’t. With his mother.

Or Lourdes. Do they never spend time together? Didn't they grow up as siblings? You'd have thought they had a certain bond.

Is he still missing?

Shouldn’t we be dragging the rivers?

Wait, wasn't that roasted goat that the chef served us tonight??!?

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He’s a CUTE little piglet

Witness protection.

Yet more from the mentally ill totally nutso meth head known as Poopisha.

And this is a greatest hits of her obsessions - food, fat people, sex, porn, whoring, and Rocco Ritchie.

>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<

why don't you walk more? is it just because you're fat and lazy? well?

Rocco looking sexy and stylish 🥰😍😍😘

I HAD A HUGE CHUNK OF MY HAIR PULLED OUT WHILE WORKING HE JUST STARTED PULLING IT OUT OF NOWHERE HELP

he so sexy i want to lick him

someone knocking on my window why would you knock on the window

i filmed 12 porn videos tonight i feel like a filthy disgusting whore my hole has been stretched extreme

is it weird to drink chocolate milkshake with spagetti n meatball? im havin this right now snack

Rocco Ritchie is missing hasn't been seen in a week

i havin all this cake for midday snack i already had half of it for breakfast

i need whole new carpet after wild orgy i tried cleaning it it don't work

i go to mcdonalds and order burger with no burger patty just cheese on a bun with ketchup and mayo 🤤👅

i ate 6 hot dog 3 cheeseburger 2 chicken sandwitch 4 large french fries and drank 3 milkshake and 1 coke

ending my night with a 3way in the back of a rolls royce goodnight everyone i'll be back to talk to u in the morning ❤

i ate chocolate cake off the floor i looked at it before eating it looked perfectly fine there was nothing on it i did nothing wrong

a john tried to choke me to death with his cock traumatized

Whenever I see photos of Rocco, he’s always with people older than him.

Reminds me a little of when his mother did the Deeper and Deeper promo.

He is just not attractive imo