Have you ever used the word "buttocks" at a funeral?

They used it at my funeral.

Where is the Zoo! option?

I used the word buttocks at Spar the tiger's funeral in "We Bought a Zoo!"

That explains why Madeline used to say "poo-poo" to them, R2.

I’ve said it

No, OP. And we're all looking for the chance for your relatives to say "stinking tedious asshole" at your approaching cremation ceremony, because

Grease

Fire.

It would be highly appropriate for Rafa Nadal's eulogy.

Meghan Markle's card attached to the locally-sourced wreath of flowers sent to St. George's Chapel and written in caligraphy said that she adored Prince Philip's and had a special relationship with his buttocks. The royal family then Meghan if she could prove it by asking if she knew the shade of Philip's buttocks hole. Apparently, this family is quite concerned about skin color. Ms. Markle couldn't name the shade of Philip's most private rosebud. Once again, they caught her in another lie.

[quote] The royal family then Meghan

I have never attended the funeral of a fitness model or a proctologist, so it wouldn't have been appropriate.

I've used the word Botox at a funeral.

Yes. It was at Great-Grandfather Theodore Thurston-Birdwhistle's funeral in Grace Cathedral while I was sitting next to Great Aunt Gertrude when my ass got sore. I was shifting about trying to get comfortable when Great Aunt Gertie said, "Are you not feeling well, my dear?" "So sorry, I said, my buttocks are sore sitting on this uncomfortable pew." Great Auntie was a bit hard of hearing and she loudly repeated what she thought she heard. "WHAT, YOUR ARE BUTTOCK's SHITTING POO ?"

That did it. I was trying to be polite but I was so embarrassed! "Shush, Great Aunt Gertie!," I loudly stated, "Remember where you are!" Giggles were heard all around us and Great Aunt Gertie started laughing, too. It was a happy day because we all got a bit of money from Great-Grandfather's will.

No, but I loudly called my aunt a whore at one. And it wasn't even at the funeral of a relative, it was a local sanitation worker's.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you made that up, R11, but at least you put some effort into it.

[quote] I've used the word Botox at a funeral.

Have you ever used Botox on your buttocks?

No need to endanger yourself out on a limb R13. I did make the whole thing up. But, I will be sure to insert the word "buttocks" at the next funeral I attend. Something like, "the deceased has such lovely buttocks."

Threads like this make me feel less and less connected to reality. WTF?

I'm going to take some pills and go to bed. Thanks to you bitches I'll probably dream of being chased by botoxed buttocks at funerals of clowns with fangs.

That makes me wish Salvador Dali had crossed paths with John Waters when he had the chance, R16.

[quote] No, but I loudly called my aunt a whore at one. And it wasn't even at the funeral of a relative, it was a local sanitation worker's.

Was this sanitation worker one of your aunt's clients?

R18, the funeral was held at The Four Seasons Landscape & Yard Waste facility.