I keep farting. What’s the culprit?

Stop blaming the lettuce, YOU are the culprit!

You need an exorcism.

No one cares about your intestinal issues, OP, you fucking fascist.

I have a major fart problem. I must fart 20 times a day, and almost all are loud enough to be heard on the other side of the apartment.

I had an anal fistula that was fixed about four yrs. Could that be the cause?

Your asshole is crying out for dick. That's all it is.

Beano.

R5 It will be five years since it’s had any this July.

Sometimes I really crave it.

You should list all the other foods you eat in a day to help us figure it out.

R8 I believe there’s a character limit on DL.

Are you the queen who was making sticky rice last night? We’re not jealous anymore.

TOO MUCH FIBER!

I like farting around people at the grocery store and in Walmart. Fun times!

If you've been eating a lot of junk foods, and then eat healthy greens like lettuce, yes, you will fart a lot.

The greens are cleaning out your disgusting large intestine. You should have known this.

R13 Perfect. I needed to do some spring cleaning.

My father always called any type of salad "Piss and wind" food!!

Legumes?

Gastritis of the bowels.

As someone pointed out above, if it's been awhile since you've had lettuce, then your body is basically in shock that it has something complex and healthy to digest.

Or, maybe some of the lettuce has gone bad and it's causing the distress.

That's all the hot air and bullshit you're filled with taking a weekend vacation from its usual stomping grounds of DL.

Farting is good! It means your gut bacteria are fermenting stuff & farting themselves or something like that.......

Isn't kale in the cabbage family? Maybe it's the culprit.

I rip cheeks hundreds of times a day. It’s healthy.

You're just naturally full of gas OP.

R12 is king of the SBD.

my money is on the kale.

Remember when it used to be just a garnish. It was like pubic hair, " just push it aside and keep eatin"" !

Yogurt makes me fart every few minutes. I let little squeakers out in my office cubicle.

Dressing?

Bitcoin nerves?

No, I have very loud and frequent farts without eating lettuce or salad. Any other explanation? How about drinking a lot of carbonated Soda?

It sounds like your parasitic twin has gas. Stab yourself and kill the twin once and for all.

Isn’t there a committee for this somewhere…like in the United States House of Representatives?

Filth

Just let it rip! Loudly and smelly!!

Lol r25

Colorectal cancer and I condole you and your family now.

RiP.

Scat troll

OP = POTUS #45

Can I have your stuff, OP? Sure sign of bowel cancer.

R25? Just ew!

It’s not good to hold it in. Let’em rip.

Stop eating carbs. You don't need them. You won't miss them.

I had cabbage soup today. Now I’m farting about every 30 seconds and they are smelly ones.

It is unpleasant…but some of it is necessary.

Perhaps, in order to not have an excessive experience, reducing the amount of food one eats during a given fay will help.

OP, is this your boyfriend?

Google “FODMAP Diet.”

Do lesbians enjoy the fart threads as much as gay men do? Answer, lezzies!

I had bok choy last night and I think it is giving me gaseous emissions today!

Pepperoni pizza. Farts are flyinggh!!!!

Gastritis of the bowels here! Farts a flyin’!!