Give me breasts, wings, or legs, but I just don’t like chicken thighs.
Things you’ve never told anyone
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 23, 2021 10:40 PM |
Mmm, more for me. Thighs absorb flavor better than the rest of the bird.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2021 2:30 AM |
I am pansexual.
Yes, you heard it here first!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2021 2:31 AM |
How do you fuck a pan?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2021 2:33 AM |
That is sad because it's the part of the bird with the most flavor.
Eating breast meat is like eating a dry white sponge.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2021 2:33 AM |
I eat raw cookie dough.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2021 2:33 AM |
I love to eat my meats all the way down to the bone.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2021 3:25 AM |
I love to fart on steaks before serving them to dinner guests.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2021 3:48 AM |
[quote]How do you fuck a pan?
Get it liquored up and start with the handle.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2021 4:21 AM |
R4, whose chicken have you had?!
Don't worry, momma is gonna send you some.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2021 4:26 AM |
I love fried chicken.
I love fried chicken.
Something something breaSSSS.
Something something thiiiiiighs.
Something something breaSSS (no "t")
Something something thiiiiiighs.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2021 4:40 AM |
I’m trans Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2021 5:05 AM |
My ex gave me cash to cover his half of the rent for the remainder of the lease. For some reason he thought we were on a 12 month lease instead of 9. Thanks for the $1000 Zack, you thin-dicked moron.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2021 11:59 AM |
The reason I’m anti-car is because everyone should be allowed to drive drunk and that would never work.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2021 12:08 PM |
Thighs are the best part of the bird.
THREAD CLOSED YOU CUNT, OP! HOW COULD YOU?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2021 12:13 PM |
I surreptitiously took some screen shots of a straight, hot colleague during a Zoom meeting and I jack off to them regularly
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2021 12:17 PM |
I'm known for my anti-American views in public but I keep a secret folder full of naked Murican guys recorded off Chaturbate on my external hard drive. What can I say, fat cut Murican cocks make my xenophobic mussy tingle.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2021 12:21 PM |
Speak for yourself, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2021 12:22 PM |
[quote] I am pansexual.
How do you fuck a pan?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2021 12:22 PM |
OnlyFans is destroying a generation.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2021 12:34 PM |
She had it comin'
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2021 12:50 PM |
It's hard to be impressed by anyone. I don't think I'm superior. I've just lived long enough to see that many people —regardless of physical beauty, accomplishments , or social status — are fucked up with all their issues.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2021 12:58 PM |
r22 No one is without problems and anyone who says they're not is lying. It's whether they make their problems other peoples' that's the problem. I've respect for people who keep their shit to themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2021 1:01 PM |
I fucked a guy in my straight homophobic brothers' bed and didn't change the sheets. hehehe
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2021 1:05 PM |
Prince William will be a terrible monarch.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2021 1:05 PM |
R17, do you come from one of the praeputiate nations? If so, doesn't the general American lack of foreskin turn you off, or are you not circ-obsessive?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2021 1:11 PM |
r22 I am similar. However, I met someone recently who impressed me with her genuine humility -- she knows exactly who she is, and her limitations, and she doesn't try to be or pretend to be anything else. Perhaps because I work in a profession chock-full of huge egos (academia), I find her truly exceptional and refreshing.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2021 1:20 PM |
I never wanted to be Queen. It's ruined my life. Fuck Wallis Simpson!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 19, 2021 1:39 PM |
I like to imagine I am someone else and act out stories. So much fun but I would look insane to a witness. I really should use another outlet for my imagination /boredom /escapism like write a book, but too lazy!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2021 1:42 PM |
R19, did you not even make it to the third fucking post, you idiot?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 19, 2021 2:25 PM |
I just want to smoke weed and rim hot guys all day long. What terrible breath I’d have though.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 19, 2021 2:56 PM |
I did not, in fact, have sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2021 4:06 PM |
Is this the new underwhelming thread?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2021 5:34 PM |
I EAT my own ear 👂 wax
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2021 7:20 PM |
Yes. Mare has the lesbian (?) daughter in the band. And the grandson is by a dead son.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2021 7:22 PM |
My boss had me fix his son’s laptop. I found a folder of sex tapes. Made a copy for myself
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2021 7:25 PM |
I’ve never swallowed another guy’s semen.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 19, 2021 7:39 PM |
I’ve never licked another guy’s ass.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 19, 2021 7:53 PM |
I never licked another guy’s ass.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2021 7:54 PM |
R38 - welcome to the world of a lot of tops.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 19, 2021 7:57 PM |
I’m starting to regret ALL of this.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 19, 2021 8:08 PM |
Now that he is dead I can let it be known! I would go into the bathroom and smell my "Roommates" Underwear Then masturbate. My fear is that if there is such a thing as a life review he's getting a 4k viewing of my deep hits.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 19, 2021 8:15 PM |
r37, details please.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2021 8:23 PM |
Angry at a neighbor, I went to the pet store, bought a bag of cockroaches, emptied all of them into an old vinyl album cover then slipped the whole thing under her apartment door when she wasn’t home.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2021 8:38 PM |
I love my husband and would never cheat on him, never even close to it. I do however look surreptitiously at all kinds of guys, and as I get older I find I’m attracted to all sorts of weird quirks, not classically beautiful, etc, I feel like an old pervert sometimes.
Today I went for a LASIK exam and when reception gave me an iPad, the guy on the intro video had such a great ass and crotch it was thoroughly distracting and I had to watch it twice for the important information.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2021 8:44 PM |
You’re a pisser, r46.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2021 9:17 PM |
[quote] My boss had me fix his son’s laptop. I found a folder of sex tapes. Made a copy for myself
And for the Datalounge I would hope!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2021 9:17 PM |
When I was10 years old twice I saw a vision on the wall of my room of four hairy naked men standing side-by-side before I had seen naked men in real life.
I used to stay up all night to see it again but never did other than two times.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2021 9:23 PM |
I’m very envious of friends who have had an easier path through life than me. I really wish I occasionally had the gumption to tell a few privileged, entitled, monied assholes that they should just stop moaning about trivia, but I like them too much to do that.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2021 9:24 PM |
I know this is weird and most will think it's bullshit, but did anyone else seen anything like this when they were a kid? R49
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2021 9:25 PM |
Part of me resents my parents for not making enough money to have a safety net as I start off life. I’ve pulled myself up to a respectable career but I’ve not-been worried about money. And I hate my friends who have their parents to turn to if life knocks them down. I have me.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 19, 2021 9:29 PM |
I’m a compulsive eater, and I think it might kill me soon.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 19, 2021 9:29 PM |
R45 MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2021 9:35 PM |
I hear ya, r53.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2021 9:44 PM |
R53 why do you say that?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2021 10:07 PM |
Circa 1985 my dad gave me $300 to buy a VCR for my bedroom. I used the money to have an abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2021 10:40 PM |
R11 = Rachel Dolezal after one trip to Sri Lanka
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2021 11:45 PM |
I don’t have any friends I trust to tell my secrets.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2021 11:53 PM |
I wash my diarrhea rag in the kitchen sink.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2021 11:58 PM |
I gained 41 lbs during the pandemic
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 20, 2021 12:21 AM |
I toss my shitty adult diapers in the kitchen waste basket.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 20, 2021 12:30 AM |
You might not’ve told no one r61, but can’t people see the weight?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 20, 2021 12:55 AM |
Sprinkle a packet of Sasson on the chicken thighs. It smells like taco seasoning, but the taste in chicken is quite different. This makes it sweet in a way that's perfect for meat. You can use Sasson and Adobo on all different meats. There are also salt free options as well.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 20, 2021 1:40 AM |
R64) is this a family recipe secret?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2021 1:44 AM |
I’ve never told anyone IRL that I’m a recovering alcoholic.
Certain friends and family knew I drank too much, but I hid the extent of my drinking problem from everybody.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2021 1:46 AM |
R56, because I have put on a lot of weight through lockdown, and for the first time in my life I don’t seem to be able to moderate my eating to be able to at least reduce my weight to a comfortable level.
Since Christmas, I’ve been eating in a way which has very little to do with hunger, and each diet I embark upon ends within a few days.
For the first time in my life, I feel breathless when I exert myself. Everything hurts and I’m tired. I’m really aware that my fitness level has plummeted.
It such a ridiculous problem. I’ve never been thin, but I’ve never been like this either.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2021 2:07 AM |
R67 my daily diet is embarrassingly bad, but the best thing I did this past year was bought a cardio bike, instead of a gym membership. I would be at least twenty pounds heavier without it. If you get in the habit of doing thirty minutes on a regular basis, you can eat whatever you want, and probably won't have such unfulfilled cravings.
Also, I always think guys look better in the before picture with an extra 30-50 pounds
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2021 2:19 AM |
[quote]Sasson
Sazón, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2021 2:21 AM |
I recorded myself a few times fingering my hole or using a dildo and uploaded them online. You couldn't see my face and the shots were pretty tight so that you couldn't tell where or who I was, but they all got deleted in the XTube purge anyway. A part of me was relieved, especially since I'm married and my husband doesn't know.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2021 2:26 AM |
Interesting r70. I’ve always thought about doing that, but I’m too chicken. What kind of comments did you get?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2021 2:28 AM |
[quote] How do you fuck a pan?
With Jesus juice!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2021 2:29 AM |
R53, r57, are you fit-fat? or FAT-fat?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2021 3:05 AM |
[reply 49] I had a vision like that! I was in ceramics class and my teacher was a guy named Randy, He was blowing the dust off one of the clay pieces, and low and behold before my eyes a vision of me taking his cock out of his jeans and jerking him off appeared right before my eyes. I was 13 yrs old.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2021 3:23 AM |
In college, I used to give $20 blow jobs to guys in the XXX video arcades.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2021 3:26 AM |
[reply 49] I had a vision like that. I was in ceramics class and my instructor Randy was blowing the dust off a clay piece and right before my eyes a vision of me taking his cock out and jerking him off appeared before my eyes. I was thirteen and didn't even know what jacking someone off meant.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2021 3:29 AM |
I blew a guy in a car while his baby daughter was fast asleep in a car seat in the back.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2021 3:42 AM |
[quote] Now that he is dead I can let it be known! I would go into the bathroom and smell my "Roommates" Underwear Then masturbate. My fear is that if there is such a thing as a life review he's getting a 4k viewing of my deep hits.
LOL, that made me think of Albert Brooks’ ‘Defending Your Life’. I don’t think you’re moving on, r43.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 20, 2021 4:05 AM |
[quote] I’m trans Asian.
From what country in Asia?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2021 4:15 AM |
R51, over 20 years ago in a late 90’s drug haze after partying all weekend I saw a clock. It was strange, bright and cartoon-like, but very clear and sharp. There was an urgency attached to the vision.
About a year later I was at work and a coworker had affixed a photo of her daughter on the counter and what startled me was- right behind her in the picture was the same clock. I was on the fence about moving to NYC and think it was a sign.
I moved in late June and the towers fell in September. If I hadn’t moved then, there’s no way I would’ve left Boston after 9/11.
I also saw how cars work 50 years from now using wind and kinetic (wind up) energy, a pulley system similar to a ski lift and extremely lightweight materials. Batteries turn out to be an abysmal failure. I saw them just as clear as the clock.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2021 9:02 AM |
One of my favorite hobbies in the 1990s was teaching autistic children to use profanity.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2021 9:13 AM |
I once ghost wrote a friend's college term paper (I had already graduated) and was paid in coke and Adderall.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2021 9:16 AM |
I'm so tired of the victomhood mentality that has crept up everywhere. It's hard to feel sad for someone who had to overcome something when it seems everyone has a tale of woe.
I don't believe in reparation payments either. It was absolutely horrible how slaves were treated. But throwing money at people many generations later isn't the answer.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2021 9:26 AM |
I gave a former U.S. President a golden shower after drinking a pint of vodka and a gallon of water.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2021 9:36 AM |
[quote]I'm so tired of the victimhood mentality that has crept up everywhere.
I agree with you 1000%. I find this mentality all over Twitter. Not only are people utterly self-involved, but they need to advertise every physical or (more frequently) mental malady with which they are afflicted. And it's rarely in a positive light. "I am exhausted just from going to the grocery." "Why can't I finish projects on time?? Must be my ADHD!" "I made three comments in a Zoom meeting which involved a lot of mental energy ... and so I deserved to leave early." These are all real tweets (paraphrased) I've seen lately.
I almost think that the internet has made factitious-esque disorders more prevalent. Well, maybe that's not completely correct -- I DO think many of these people suffer from mental illnesses of one form or another. But it's the near-constant quest for sympathy that aligns them with factitious patients. They crave care and compassion and attention, and by emphasizing on social media how difficult their lives are, they receive a continuous supply. And THAT, to me, is the real pathology.
In this social media universe, nobility seems not to flow from overcoming adversity, but in remaining mired in it, in nursing small slights, in savoring mental pain, in remaining locked up inside oneself within a strange solipsistic universe. It is all very distasteful and off-putting to me.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 20, 2021 9:42 AM |
[quote] Twitter
That's a you problem. Curate your feed better.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2021 1:05 PM |
When I’m bored I like to shove my fingers up my asshole them pull em out and smell em.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2021 7:15 PM |
[quote] You might not’ve told no one
Oh, dear x2!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 20, 2021 8:58 PM |
[quote] I recorded myself a few times fingering my hole or using a dildo and uploaded them online. You couldn't see my face and the shots were pretty tight
Unlike dat booty!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 20, 2021 8:59 PM |
R77, that's fuckin hot!!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 20, 2021 9:00 PM |
R90 Is it?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 21, 2021 12:14 AM |
I shot the sheriff.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 21, 2021 12:17 AM |
But did you shoot the deputy, R92?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 21, 2021 12:18 AM |
R93 Ran out of bullets unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 21, 2021 12:21 AM |
I think the penis is the least appealing part of a man’s body
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 21, 2021 12:33 AM |
r82 I once ghost wrote a friend's college term paper and I was paid in 2 cartons of cigs and two BIG bottles of Absolut vodka. My friend got an A. He and I never told anyone that I wrote his paper.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 21, 2021 12:37 AM |
Good thing not all men have penises, R95.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 21, 2021 12:38 AM |
Good thing not all men have penises, [R95].
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 21, 2021 12:39 AM |
I anonymously alerted the parents of a former friend that he was a hooker. Last I heard they were still estranged.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 21, 2021 12:41 AM |
I called the wife of a married guy I was seeing and told her he gave me an std. Wich was in fact true come to find out 2 weeks later,but I really did it because he took up with some other twink and quit giving me that amazing dick.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 21, 2021 12:54 AM |
R100 Petty as hell. I love it.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 21, 2021 12:56 AM |
I wish him no ill but as long as I can know my son is doing fine in life I would be fine not having contact with him.
It's one part I have a life long difficulty in maintaining relationships because they wind up seeming like an obligation /burden after 10 years or so and one part, I don't really like him as an adult. I love him but I don't really like or enjoy him.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 21, 2021 1:07 AM |
I am a famous person who reads Datalounge and posts occasionally. Once I commented on a post about myself but only once and it was to correct something that was inaccurate. When I see myself discussed on DL, I never participate. I have responded to comments about other people I know with some very insider dish and have been told I was deluded.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 21, 2021 1:13 AM |
R102 did you write this using Mad Libs?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 21, 2021 1:13 AM |
no, it's just literally my darkest secret and I struggled with how to word it and both be honest and not look like Casey Anthony
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 21, 2021 1:16 AM |
r103=Zachary Quinto
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 21, 2021 1:23 AM |
R103, have we seen your penis?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 21, 2021 1:25 AM |
Ive long maintained Rescue Chick that just because we share the same dna with people doesnt automatically obligate us to like them. I cant stand 95% of my family. I cant even say I love them either.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 21, 2021 1:29 AM |
thanks r108. I definitely don't understand the concept of family but I understand that people expect mothers to like, live for their kids their entire lives and just adore them.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 21, 2021 1:31 AM |
[R53], if you can, eat vegetables first. Find something you don’t even have to cook. (My go-to is a carrot and hummus). You may still want to gorge but you’ll be full sooner and you’ll be getting some nutrients.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 21, 2021 1:33 AM |
I look at every penis I possibly can including my father's.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 21, 2021 1:38 AM |
I was working at a party in LA and ended up in the men's room next to a hot male celebrity at the urinals. I didn't peek because I was afraid of being fired.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 21, 2021 1:43 AM |
R111 and? Does daddy have a nice one?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 21, 2021 1:44 AM |
R112, have we taught you nothing?!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 21, 2021 1:45 AM |
R103 is Frankie Grande. Not really famous, actually delusional.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 21, 2021 1:47 AM |
R114 trust me I still regret it. Under any other circumstances I would've. But I was hired by the person who is in responsible for almost half of my annual income. I couldn't take the risk of him flipping out and me burning that bridge.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 21, 2021 1:49 AM |
This thread has morphed into a weird circle jerk fantasy
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 21, 2021 1:51 AM |
Sometimes I feel like the only person in LA without upper middle class parents to cover me and I hate my friends for it.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 21, 2021 1:53 AM |
r106 NO not Quinto
r107, You may have seen my cock. I've been completely naked 3 times on screen. Once the contract stipulated that the camera frame would not show my dick but the top of what they called my "pubic ridge" LOL, the director talked me into taking off the modesty belt and because it was the only shot of the day for me, I had a few tokes and was feeling myself and I did it. I have a decent cock but it was a longshot and it made my dick look smaller than it is and for that reason I regret it. I've show my ass 3 times and one is a side shot in silhouette where my dick looks nice but you have to look really fast
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 21, 2021 1:57 AM |
r115. NO
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 21, 2021 1:59 AM |
although r115, some people do think I am delusional ;)
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 21, 2021 1:59 AM |
R103 are you out ?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 21, 2021 2:13 AM |
r103 what is your age range? 20s, 30s, etc.?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 21, 2021 2:18 AM |
r103 while you're here why don't you just go ahead and dish just for the hell of it?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 21, 2021 2:18 AM |
R112. For urinal cock-viewing, you must learn to stare (fairly) straight ahead while casting your eyes to the side until they are ready to bulge out of your head. Look down at your own dick, then glance to the side for a look at his cock.
Helpful Hint: when pissing at a urinal, if possible you must stand to the left of the guy whose dick you want to see. Most people are right-handed which means they usually piss holding their cock with their right hand, thus often leaving the left side free to catch a peek of the cock.
Now come back to us when you have succeeded.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 21, 2021 2:49 AM |
R124, now everything else will be a let down. I will punish you with nothingness.
I have met four celebrities in AA. They over-shared first step type shit right off the bat, instead of just general step stuff. None of these people were native to Chicago, so it was surprising to see them in our shit hole. And, of course, it was more of a surprise if they attended more than one meeting. As of 2021, three have publicly repeated their bullshit (some sanitized and some dramatized). The one person who says nothing is the most boring person you would ever meet and their story is equally boring. Yet, I wait.
So, I can’t talk about their addiction (none are out) and I can’t talk about their freakiness because I heard it in a meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 21, 2021 2:56 AM |
[quote] don’t seem to be able to moderate my eating
Are you okay, honey? This is like the fifth or sixth thread I've read this in
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 21, 2021 3:15 AM |
I wrote a family member's undergrad science theses in a couple of days. He got first class honors.
Lazy fucking cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 21, 2021 3:33 AM |
I would rather have died than have had to see her scarf down another forbidden slice of pineapple.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 21, 2021 3:37 AM |
[quote]Eating breast meat is like eating a dry white sponge.
Not if it's bone-in.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 21, 2021 3:42 AM |
Bone in.
Tee hee.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 21, 2021 7:09 PM |
[quote] I wrote a family member's undergrad science theses in a couple of days.
How many did he have?
[quote] He got first class honors.
Uh huh.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 21, 2021 7:09 PM |
R125 I’m too chicken shit to ever try this, but thanks for the helpful advice.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 22, 2021 4:10 AM |
I can’t evacuate myself completely, ever.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 23, 2021 8:23 PM |
OP types fat
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 23, 2021 8:25 PM |
I use chopsticks to pleasure my Chinese coin clot
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 23, 2021 10:40 PM |