Every time I drive past the dealership where I got my car, I say to it “there’s the hospital where you were born!”
My boyfriend hates me for that.
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Every time I drive past the dealership where I got my car, I say to it “there’s the hospital where you were born!”
My boyfriend hates me for that.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2021 4:28 AM |
I bought an Icee slush pouch the other day to try it out - just for childhood nostalgias sake. The back of the package actually says "Do not microwave". Who on earth would microwave a frozen slush?!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2021 2:08 AM |
I do that too OP except I tell my car it's the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2021 2:10 AM |
[quote] “there’s the hospital where you were born!”
That would be the factory not the dealership, you should be saying:
"There is the adoption agency where I got you."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2021 2:36 AM |
Prince Phil’s death.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2021 3:16 AM |
Old episodes of Amos and Andy.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2021 3:18 AM |
[quote] "There is the adoption agency where I got you."
I don’t want my car to know it was adopted.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2021 3:21 AM |
Helen Lawson stories.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2021 3:23 AM |
I like to think of myself as educated and slightly sophisticated. But videos where guys get whacked in their face, or better, their junk, by a rake/softball/golf club ALWAYS crack me up.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2021 3:51 AM |
I love you OP
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2021 4:29 AM |
Mad tv still leaves me in stitches.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2021 4:33 AM |
Doesn’t everyone think MadTV was funny? Especially compared to SNL?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2021 9:24 PM |
No, neither are funny but knock yourself out.
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