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Stupid things that you think are funny (but nobody else thinks are funny)

Every time I drive past the dealership where I got my car, I say to it “there’s the hospital where you were born!”

My boyfriend hates me for that.

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2021 4:28 AM

I bought an Icee slush pouch the other day to try it out - just for childhood nostalgias sake. The back of the package actually says "Do not microwave". Who on earth would microwave a frozen slush?!

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2021 2:08 AM

I do that too OP except I tell my car it's the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2021 2:10 AM

[quote] “there’s the hospital where you were born!”

That would be the factory not the dealership, you should be saying:

"There is the adoption agency where I got you."

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2021 2:36 AM

Prince Phil’s death.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2021 3:16 AM

Old episodes of Amos and Andy.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2021 3:18 AM

[quote] "There is the adoption agency where I got you."

I don’t want my car to know it was adopted.

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2021 3:21 AM

Lois Griffin covering pop songs

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2021 3:23 AM

Helen Lawson stories.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2021 3:23 AM

I like to think of myself as educated and slightly sophisticated. But videos where guys get whacked in their face, or better, their junk, by a rake/softball/golf club ALWAYS crack me up.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2021 3:51 AM

I love you OP

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2021 4:29 AM

Mad tv still leaves me in stitches.

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2021 4:33 AM

Doesn’t everyone think MadTV was funny? Especially compared to SNL?

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2021 9:24 PM

No, neither are funny but knock yourself out.

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2021 4:28 AM
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