Lizzo Is Thirsty For Chris Evans, Sent Him DMs

Fat pig.

My street cred just went up “a ton”.

He probably laughed thinking about that grotesque brown streak of left over shit in her huge butthole. She’s ten tons of blubber and desperation.

well get in line Lezzo

His standards aren’t too high. He dated Jenny Slate for awhile.

I think she’s more hungry than thirsty.

He responded!

A polite no fucking way response.

Fat chick currently has more followers on Instagram than Evans though. She's popular. It's nice to know he responds to people and manages his own social media and not some assistant (even after the accidental dick pic).

She heard someone refer to him as a snack and she’s been obsessed ever since.

If he could stick his dick in Jenny Slate he's not too picky.

He should hit it.

I bet they would get along well

Maybe Jenny Slate is just a great person. The rest of his ex-girlfriends are the typical beautiful Hollywood actresses or models. Minka Kelly in my opinion is even one of the most beautiful women in the world. Not a great actress but drop dead gorgeous.

[quote]He probably laughed thinking about that grotesque brown streak of left over shit in her huge butthole.

"Datalounge is full of intelligence and wit!"

He’s never really done anything for me, but another famous black woman, Yvette Nicole Brown, goes ON and ON about him being her Twitter husband so he has something that black women like.

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Well, she's said she likes gay boys. Itty bitty boys, etc.

You know--boys.

I think she's just thirsty for attention.

At least Jenny Slate is cute.

(R20) Hi Jenny. No, your not.

Now there are two names in the same sentence I never thought I'd see.

But okay. If that's the way things are going, then fine.

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I liked her music when I first heard and I think she’s talented and original but now I just want to avoid her altogether. She’s obnoxious.

Juice is her only good song.