Cody Simpson, singer and Australian Olympic swimmer

Shirtless

He's stunning.

Is he related to Derek Hough?

Old picture of Cody.

his feets look tiny compared to the rest of his body

“The tattoos!!1!!1” comment in 3...2....

Swimming

Sizemeat?

Damn ... he's looking PHINE.

So he's not related to Jessica and Ashlee Simpson?

Or OJ?

The only famous Simpson he's related to is Wallis. She was his great-great-grandmother.

Looks like a white Sammy Davis Jr.

^ Yes, or Ernest Borgnine.

He has an ugly mouth.

[quote] Looks like a white Sammy Davis Jr.

[quote] ^ Yes, or Ernest Borgnine.

The correct DL comparison for Cody Simpson is Rondo Hatton.

Swimming.

He looks better with the mask.

Guitar

Cody hand with skull ring. Click to enlarge.

Hot. Glad he dumped that trash Miley.

The mask helps.

I could see him in a Paul Hogan biopic.

Shirtless.

He looks like a Cletus. He's had years and years to make a splash and the best he could do was Miley's questionable coattails.

Sarms do a body good

Sarms?

I wish he'd made it into the Olympics. I have a bunch of Cody dolls in the basement from a few years ago. I guess now is the time to unload them? (Should this be on the Dolls thread?)

R26, what do you “do” with said dolls?

-Kisses Doll-

King Kong will stop the rain, R28.

The boring truth is that they were on major sale at Toys R Us one year, like a dollar each. My husband sold off some of the clothes for people who needed extra Ken doll clothes. I know this is much more boring than you guys wanted it to be. We dabble in Ebay.

[quote] My husband sold off some of the clothes for people who needed extra Ken doll clothes.

Such people exist?

[Quote] We dabble in Ebay.

You deserve a vicious slapping.

Yes it should, r26.

Shirtless.

He's not an Olympic swimmer - he qualified for the Australian trials and got like 8th. That's still impressive, but he never went to nor is he going to the Olympics.

Video about "Being a Swimmer".

Miley? That sawed-off little hillbilly sure gets some primo cock.

I’m dying from R30’s post. 😂

[quote] He dated Miley Cyrus for a while.

Who hasn't?

New shirtless pic. Click to enlarge.

Shirtless Instagram post.

From the looks of it, he also decided to not eat or else Mr. Cyrus withheld food from him, while they were dating..

R6 He's not nearly pretty enough to bother mourning over the unfortunate ink.

The underbite is real.

Isn’t he Derek Hough’a cousin?

Isn’t he Derek Hough’s cousin?

Shirtless lifting weights.

his beak nose prevents him from being hot. Nice body trashy tattoos

Sorry, his abs are off-center and lopsided. It's a deal breaker for me.

The tattoos are indeed trashy as R50 indicates.

Shirtless.

Shirtless. Click to enlarge.

I find him unconventionally hot. He looks a lot like a former longtime FB of mine who was a world class long distance runner. Same kind of face and coloring and when he was training for races, his body got pretty ripped (not as much as Cody though).

If he was world class, will you name him, R56? You may be one of many for whom he was a fuck buddy. He will be none the wiser as to your identity if you name him here.

Looks like a hammer head shark, and a narc to boot

World class may not be the best description and i really know nothing about long distance running. I just know he had sponsorship deals because he consistently placed during his prime. I know I was not his only fuck buddy and I was okay with that. His first name was Steve and to be honest, I don't recall his last name. Our relationship was pretty much only about hooking up once or twice a month. He was an interesting person and not from the U.S...half Quebecois and half Caribbean. Really nice guy and down for cuddling after sex. I finally cut it off about 6 months before Covid hit because I just needed to be alone with no distractions. He still messages me from time to time.

^^I meant to add that he wasn't just a local runner, he would run races around the world. I think he only runs now for fun/exercise, but it's been about a year since we had anything more than just a "hope you're doing well" text from him.

He made a team that will go to the Commonwealth Games.

Sick of this no-hits attention whore.

Shirtless.

Working out shirtless video.

He looks like only fans trash

Wallis Simpson didn’t have children

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

A perfect Aryan.

[quote] A perfect Aryan.

Why do you say that?

Shirtless gym video.

Trashy Tattoos? No Thanks..

His body is wack. Disproportionate, asymmetrical. As a fellow gay person, you should know that. Unless you are easy.

He reminds me of Paul Hogan.

Where are the dick pics?

I think he's SMOKING hot

Shirtless coffee.

He looks like an American rapper from Michigan. That guy, Slim Shady?

Do you like M&Ms, R77?

Very Children of the Damned

Swimmer.

What kind of a "pack" is that called?

Pack?

Still a kid on Season 18 of Dancing With The Stars

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He won gold and silver at the Commonwealth Games.

[quote] My first Commonwealth Games done & dusted. For me, the very act of training morning and night and the thrill of racing is rewarding enough - but to walk away from my international swimming debut with a gold and silver medal (for my swims in the men’s 4x100 freestyle and 4x100 medley relay heats) is something beyond articulation for now. Thanks all. Ready to go back to work, keep improving on my individual events and perhaps explore new territory. I’m honoured to represent Australia and represent all the kids who decide to walk steadfastly in the direction their dreams, it’s never too late! - CS

Dick pics?

Yeah, he was into three-ways with Miley and me. Two bros and a ho!

Fag.

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[quote] tattoos

All of them are grotesque and irreligious!

Shirtless with his Commonwealth Games medals.

What a prude. Hopefully someone will post a shirtless photo.

I love those types of unconventional borderline fug looks. Hot as fuck but also probably really dumb if he was with Miley.

[quote] What a prude. Hopefully someone will post a shirtless photo.

Irony, sir.

He kind of looks like a member of the English Fox acting family.

Does he? Does he really?

Weird thighs.

Shirtless pics.

Shirtless video.

Yeah, that’s a no from me dawg.

He looks weird

Weird in what ways, R101?