Admit it. You would have hit it.
No. The fact that he was into youbg girls turns me right off.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2021 9:32 PM |
Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2021 9:34 PM |
Apparently he was quite hung.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2021 9:35 PM |
Yeah, like r1 said he was a Matt Gaetz with the girls, so hard pass
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 17, 2021 9:36 PM |
Don’t ask.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 17, 2021 9:37 PM |
Charles Chaplin had a good heart The great and gay tennis player 'Big' Bill Tilden was outed by a brush with the law and became an outcast. Charlie Chaplin felt sympathy for him and paid him to give tennis lessons at his mansion. Very kind.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2021 9:41 PM |
Probably. But let's be honest, would you fuck is a low bar for me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2021 9:43 PM |
No, OP.
A fat guy doesn’t do it for me. Plus, I’d be afraid #1 son would find out and it’d be embarrassing for all of us.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 17, 2021 9:49 PM |
He wasn't even remotely cute. Harold Lloyd sans his buffoonish makeup on the other hand...Now there's a man I'd allow to murder my vagina!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 17, 2021 9:49 PM |
*winks at r7*
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 17, 2021 9:50 PM |
He was like 5'6" and average looking at best
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 17, 2021 9:50 PM |
Buster Keaton was way better looking.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 17, 2021 9:58 PM |
Yes, I am a huge fan!
R12 Agree, Buster was quite handsome when he was younger, and so was Harold Lloyd.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 17, 2021 10:03 PM |
I heard 1920s bottoms used to call his moustache Mussy Ticklers.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 17, 2021 10:06 PM |
A good looking man with an oddly unappealing smile.
His favorite fragrance was Mitsouko (don't ask me how i know this), which is a women's perfume I cannot imagine a man wearing--it smells like peaches and heavy jasmine. He must have been VERY confident in his masculinity.
He had a nice body, as all the silent slapstick comedians did (it came with the territory). He was also a big sex freak, but I always liked that about him, except when it extended to his sleeping with underage girls like Lita Grey.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 17, 2021 10:12 PM |
Buster Keaton - hot?! He looked like an iguana!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2021 10:15 PM |
I would fuck his grandson, James Thierrée, who is also packing.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2021 10:22 PM |
James Thierrée is one of the few celebrity (grand)kids with actual talent.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2021 10:33 PM |
Ah, I see the OP's article has been presented to us by someone called Neringa Utaraitė .
Neringa has furnished a biography for us.
Neringa tells us she is a proud writer at Bored Panda who used to study English and French linguistics. Although she has many different interests, she's particularly drawn to covering stories about pop culture as well as history.
While not at the office, this Panda enjoys creepy movies, poetry, photography and learning how to play the piano.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 17, 2021 10:33 PM |
Chaplin was manic, obsessive and unwise.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2021 10:35 PM |
He liked blow jobs from 12 year old girls.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 17, 2021 10:38 PM |
R22, he sounded like Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 17, 2021 10:41 PM |
Chaplin is shirtless in the boxing scene in "CIty Lights", quite smooth. He was nice-looking with the moustache and reportedly quite hung. He apparently sunbathed nude on his estate and sightings of his Little Charley were considered to be pretty impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 17, 2021 10:45 PM |
nice-looking with or without the moustache actually
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 17, 2021 10:46 PM |
He’s always given me the creeps. I’d prefer to bust with Buster.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 17, 2021 11:12 PM |
Chaplin has fetal alcohol face.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 17, 2021 11:40 PM |
Virginia Woolf wrote that she laughed at Charlie Chaplin movies. But I think that it was more the novelty of the thing rather than the artistry.
I have to say that I'm fascinated at the current trend of young men freely masturbating online. But I think that it's more the novelty than the artistry.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 17, 2021 11:42 PM |
He was quite sexy
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 17, 2021 11:46 PM |
I'm so old, I DID fuck Charlie Chaplin!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 17, 2021 11:48 PM |
He has a Slavic mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 17, 2021 11:48 PM |
I love Buster Keaton with all my heart, but I would have fucked Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 17, 2021 11:51 PM |
R31 Hi Cher!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 17, 2021 11:53 PM |
No. Not hot or sexy to my mind. His son Sydney was good looking and appeared on Broadway in Bells Are Ringing with Judy Holiday and Funny Girl with Barbra Streisand.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 17, 2021 11:56 PM |
I don't know if I'd sleep with him but he was handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 18, 2021 12:01 AM |
Sydney Chaplin always looked kinda tainted.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 18, 2021 12:02 AM |
Geraldine Chaplin always looked kinda anorexic.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 18, 2021 12:03 AM |
"Charles Chaplin had a good heart The great and gay tennis player 'Big' Bill Tilden was outed by a brush with the law and became an outcast."
Tilden's "brush with the law" was pedophilia.
So one sex creep helping another.
"Charlie Chaplin felt sympathy for him and paid him to give tennis lessons at his mansion. Very kind."
More like covering his bases if Tilden wanted to sell any stories for cash.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 18, 2021 12:11 AM |
[quote] I don't know if I'd sleep with him but he was handsome.
Nobody asked if you’d sleep with him.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 18, 2021 12:17 AM |
R18, yes his Grandson is talented and gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 18, 2021 12:46 AM |
[quote]Nobody asked if you’d sleep with him. —You type frau
Okay, I wouldn't fuck him. I didn't know we could only say fuck. What's a type frau? Since I'm not a woman I'm not a frau but what's a type frau?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 18, 2021 12:55 AM |
OP- Are you NEW?
This is DL. It's ALL bottoms here.
The title of this thread should be- Would You Like To Have Been FUCKED By Charlie Chaplin?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 18, 2021 1:10 AM |
No. No. A thousand times NO.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 18, 2021 1:46 AM |
Hell yes
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 18, 2021 1:50 AM |
I suppose this American was a satisfactory substitute.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 18, 2021 2:13 AM |
That's one of Keaton's worst photos, r17.
Tell me you wouldn't hit this. I would.
Chaplin? No.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 18, 2021 2:59 AM |
A couple of posters have said he was alleged to have been hung.
Not just hung. He was supposed to have been in Milton Berle/Forrest Tucker territory, if not more so. He was legendary.
You get away with a lot when you've got that between your legs.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 18, 2021 4:38 AM |
He fucked Louise Brooks when she was still just a dancer. She said later he was terrified of catching VD and painted his dick with iodine to ward off infection. She remembered him running around naked with his iodine-painted dick when they'd have dirty weekends.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 18, 2021 5:30 AM |
Some girls like huge dicks. So do I!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 18, 2021 5:34 AM |
Oh yes. A thousand times yes.
After the thousandth I'd become tired.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 18, 2021 5:35 AM |
I'd fuck him only when played by Robert Downey Jr.
He was so fucking sexy in that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 18, 2021 8:23 AM |
[quote]Harold Lloyd sans his buffoonish makeup on the other hand...Now there's a man I'd allow to murder my vagina!
I agree, Harold Lloyd was a cutie pie.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 20, 2021 4:57 AM |
His HUGE PENIS was legendary!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 20, 2021 5:02 AM |
He was attractive for a tiny twerp. I might dive in.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 20, 2021 5:35 AM |
Does he have an OnlyFans?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 20, 2021 5:49 AM |