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Why, when Tina said she fantasized about pissing on on me,
Well, it was like a goddamned nightmare...
Like I want your child to piss on me, that would be like a fucking mule pissing on me.
I did allow myself to indulge in the fantasy, that both of us were beating the shit out of her.
I know what's best for her, and beating her ass would actually make her seem like our child after a while
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 12, 2023 4:58 PM |
Where's Dora? I want Dora.
I want my ass rubbed , my piss pad fixed and another cup of hooch.
- Which first, Queen Elizabeth? - Ass rubbed.
Mmm. That's good. Don't stop.
You're a good girl, Dora.
A good, devoted girl.
You wouldn't stick your nose up my ass, would you, Dora?
You're talking absolute horseshit.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2021 9:18 PM |
I could earn my own living, Mother. I’ve often thought about it. I give good head from what I’ve been told. I could go into business.
You may think that’s very funny but I think you’re sucking air up your ass.
I don’t think I am. I’m not afraid to turn tricks for a living, Mother. I’m not afraid of doing anal either
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2021 9:27 PM |
Charlotte, where did you get that dress?
Lisa and I shoplifted it in New York today.
It’s outrageous. It makes you look like a retard. Take it off so I can rub my prune-pussy on it.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2021 9:27 PM |
Why did you call me cunt?
It’s the only name I know to call you besides bitch
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 17, 2021 9:28 PM |
What shall I call you?
Well, let’s see... You can call me Carlotta, Charlie or a name I was once called - cunt.
Oh, I like that one! I’ll call you cunt!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 17, 2021 9:29 PM |
Mother: you wouldn’t stick your nose up my ass, would you, Dora?
Dora: you’re talking absolute horseshit.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2021 9:40 PM |
How do you jack off a doctor?
Shut the fuck up and have a 🌭.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2021 11:30 PM |
[quote] Shut the fuck up and have a 🌭.
June has some very special canapes for you.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 17, 2021 11:31 PM |
OP, you should've started with R4 or R5.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 18, 2021 10:45 AM |
R5 is fucking hilarious!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 18, 2021 8:17 PM |
You wouldn't stick your nose up my ass, would you, Dora?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 18, 2021 8:19 PM |
I want Dora to shave my pussy!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2021 2:37 AM |
Guys I’m sick today. I’ve got the trots too.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2021 5:06 PM |
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon; we have my somewhat virgin cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 23, 2021 3:06 AM |
Lisa tells me that your latest peculiarities, your fits of cumming, your secrete-ivness, indicate that you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 9, 2021 3:22 AM |
I love this thread. It makes me laugh
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 12, 2022 8:43 PM |
Cunty June: we’ve always ribbed Aunt Charlotte. Her pussy stinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 12, 2022 8:52 PM |
The flame has been out in my pussy for years, but we’re relighting it tonight
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 12, 2022 10:18 PM |
mother: take off that dress. i want to see if you have your pussy.
charlotte: i shave my snatch, mother. you can't stop me.
mother: why are you deliberately trying to undermine me?
charlotte: i was tired of my hairy jungle. men like my bald pussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2022 12:34 PM |
Charlotte: Go on, torture me. You like making fun of me? You think it's fun making fun of me you rotten twat! I am going to jump off of a fucking bridge!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 12, 2023 12:30 AM |
My name is Charlotte Vale. Miss Charlotte Vale. Please, let's get the fuck out of here. I hope I didn't piss you off? I was going to ask for a favor this afternoons Will you suck my cock?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 12, 2023 12:39 AM |
[Quote] Why did you call me cunt? It’s the only name I know to call you besides bitch.
Magic pure magic!
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